PETA wishes the president hadn't swatted that fly[views:6305][posts:106]______________________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:29pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Oh shit. You've got me there. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:30pm - MikeOfDecrepitude ""] A few motivations for eating a human being: 1) The Wendigo factor 2) Consuming someone's liver with fava beans?! Oh I think so... |
| ______________________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:30pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] 3) Street cred |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:30pm - brian_dc ""] I slaughtered the fuck out of some chick peas and made falafel. MURDER PEAS FUCK PEAS |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:31pm - brian_dc ""] Mark Richards tastes like Kobe beef. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:31pm - reimroc ""] no rttp thread is complete without some hannibal lecter or rich bova reference. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:32pm - MikeOfDecrepitude ""] MarkFuckingRichards said:3) Street cred It goes with the territory. |
| ______________________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:32pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] : ( |
| ______________________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:32pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Sad face was to Brian's comment. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:33pm - the_reverend ""] and while I've got you, you are dead and I'm feasting on your meat. I'd be all like "Why do his knees taste like shit" and "Why does his dick taste like shit" and "Why does his anus taste like shit" Then when I got back, I would ask archaeon if your dick always tasted like shit... and I would ask dave maggot if your anus always tasted like shit. Oh well, at least you would be completely garlic and marinara marinated already. This kid sweats italian dressing. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:33pm - brian_dc ""] I love to hate chick peas. which is why I love to eat them I put the hate inside and write nu-metal songs about Mediterranean cuisine. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:33pm - reimroc ""] you shouldn't be sad kobe cattle are pampered like royalty. so in essence hes saying you taste like a king. because you are the king of wigger slam. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:34pm - reimroc ""] see how i turned that around? i'm good like that. |
| ______________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:34pm - pam ""] arilliusbm said:Hypothetical situation for all you vegetarians: You're on a plane, which ends up crashing in a remote area. Science has proved that when humans are desperately in need of food, they will try to eat anything - including other people - due to a confused state of desperation. Now, if you were stranded and only had dead animals or people around, would you then eat meat? I don't not eat meat because omgtheanimals, I don't eat meat because I find the way we farm it in this country fucking disgusting. I still eat fish occasionally, I have no issue with eating meat on principal, it's the factory farming that turns me off. I don't trust it, I don't support what it's doing to the planet and it has forced me to start trying a bunch of healthy food that I now really like, and probably wouldn't have tried otherwise. I feel better, I'm dropping weight and I don't feel like such a fucking hypocrite. I'd like to drop dairy too because frankly that's just as bad with the hormones and shit, but I haven't found that do-able yet. I'm trying to find local milk and eggs that are reasonably priced now. I've tracked down some farmer's markets too. But to answer your question I'd eat the shit out of meat if it came down to me or them. I'm the top of the food chain, dammit. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:35pm - brian_dc ""] they also drink beer all day. ITT: Mark Richards must start drinking if he really wants to be delicious. |
| ______________________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:35pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Wow, The Rev is tooling on my shit hardcore today. I'm going to punish you tonight if you're at Metal Thursday. I guess tasting like Kobe beef is pretty awesome...but I am no wigger. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:36pm - reimroc ""] i like your mentality. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:36pm - MikeOfDecrepitude ""] pam said: I'd like to drop dairy too because frankly that's just as bad with the hormones and shit, but I haven't found that do-able yet. I'm trying to find local milk and eggs that are reasonably priced now. I've tracked down some farmer's markets too. Farmer's pledge + free range = FTW. |
| ______________________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:36pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Fuck being delicious. This temple has never, nor will ever see alcohol. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:38pm - brian_dc ""] your body is a wonderland (I'll use my hands) |
| ______________________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:39pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Oh my... |
| ______________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:40pm - pam ""] MikeOfDecrepitude said: pam said: I'd like to drop dairy too because frankly that's just as bad with the hormones and shit, but I haven't found that do-able yet. I'm trying to find local milk and eggs that are reasonably priced now. I've tracked down some farmer's markets too. Farmer's pledge + free range = FTW. I'm trying, it can get expensive. If it was just me it'd be easier but we're feeding 4 over here. It's really fucking annoying how expensive it is to feed your family good food. |
| _______________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:43pm - Yeti ""] CARNIVORE! I'M A MEAT EATER CARNIVORE! OOOOH I'D LOVE TO EAT YA!!! |
| __________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:43pm - reimroc ""] MarkFuckingRichards said:Wow, The Rev is tooling on my shit hardcore today. I'm going to punish you tonight if you're at Metal Thursday. I guess tasting like Kobe beef is pretty awesome...but I am no wigger. I had to end on something positive. You are the king of wacky songs? |
| ______________________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:44pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] I AM A SUPERHERO OF SILLY SLAM! |
| _______________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:44pm - Yeti ""] i have always been and will forever remain a carnivore. if that in some way makes me an ignoramus, then i'll wear that as a badge. |
| ______________________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:45pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] I find nothing wrong with people who eat meat; diet=personal choice. Much like being straightedge. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:45pm - reimroc ""] YOU SHALT NOW BE THOU NAMED KING OF SILLY SLAM |
| __________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:45pm - reimroc ""] who knew butchering old english could be so fun. |
| ______________________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:46pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] WE ARE THE KNIGHTS WHO SAY BREE We don't say bree though. Too good to pass up. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:46pm - reimroc ""] lol |
| ______________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:46pm - pam ""] MarkFuckingRichards said:I find nothing wrong with people who eat meat; diet=personal choice. Much like being straightedge. Agreed. People can do whatever the hell they want, I don't give a fuuuuck. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:47pm - the_reverend ""] mark, fuck you, I'm going to start carrying around beer batter in my trunk just in case it does happen, you will open the trunk of the car and there will be no spare tire just some beer batter and then plunk, you are dead and beer battered. |
| ______________________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:47pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] All this talk about food is making me hungry. It is time for a burrito. |
| ______________________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:47pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] It's on Aaron. Just like Donkey Kong. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:48pm - reimroc ""] are there even a such a thing as militant vegans? |
| ______________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:48pm - pam ""] Yeah I'm starving now. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:49pm - RustyPS ""] reimroc said:are there even a such a thing as militant vegans?Earth Crisis much? |
| __________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:49pm - reimroc ""] i forgot my lunch at home. which happens to be 30 miles away. FML. |
| ______________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:50pm - pam ""] reimroc said:are there even a such a thing as militant vegans? YES. And they're usually fucking smug asshole pricks. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:52pm - MikeOfDecrepitude ""] MarkFuckingRichards said:It is time for a burrito. I second that, I'm starting to have withdrawals. Oh, and militant vegans and communists can FUCK OFF! |
| __________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:53pm - reimroc ""] wow. i did not know that. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:54pm - reimroc ""] those must be the ones that bomb farms and animal testing facilities. |
| ______________________________ [Jun 18,2009 12:56pm - pam ""] They pretty much consider it all or nothing. You either go vegan or you're a piece of shit. Vegetarian doesn't count. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 1:00pm - MikeofDecrepitude ""] reimroc said:those must be the ones that bomb farms and animal testing facilities. Bombing farms would be counter-productive since they'd be killing the animals contained within it, haha. They normally release the animals. Beating up employee's of animal testing facilities who are "just doing their jobs" = backed. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 1:16pm - dreadkill ""] THROW COFFEE IN A DOG'S FACE OR YOURE A PUSSY |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 1:30pm - arilliusbm ""] I had a very tasty avacado mango chicken sandwich from the cafeteria here. then I just finished it off with some spicy buffalo chiken wings. It was bovariffic. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 1:31pm - dreadkill ""] THROW COFFEE IN RICH BOVA'S FACE |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 1:35pm - the_reverend ""] I'm having lentil soup. I didn't want it, but it said vegetarian so I felt like I had to. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 1:36pm - the_reverend ""] oh and I have to have cheese. I would punch a cow in the face for some cheese. |