LOL CRAIGSLIST[views:27252][posts:108]_________________________________________ [Feb 27,2011 9:51pm - ValkyrieScreams ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:His response: Hi Carl i'm so glad you have sent me an Email. time, place and position? most thanks. fix'd |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 1,2011 11:46am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] New response back to Ian: Hi Ian, Sorry for my late response. I was taking care of work for other clients overseas and had limited access to email and telephone. I'm very glad you're interested in working with me. I think this is going to be the start of a very good professional relationship. I understand you need another guitar player in addition to the bass and synth player. This is no problem. I know plenty of guitar players and I'm sure we can all work together to find someone who fits perfectly. And if we have to reach outside of my circle of colleagues, that is fine as well. A little known tip is that most people incorrectly assume that attending shows and posting/responding to ads is a great way to find new band members. In reality, I have found great success finding very talented and dedicated musicians by setting up booths in middle schools (even elementary schools) and grocery stores. Trashmop's current guitarist was found this way and he's currently doing a short interview for Guitar magazine. So Ian, what are your other band members' names and where do you practice? Also, could you tell me a little bit about the style you folks are going for? Regards, Cheddarsmooth |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 1,2011 11:47am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] PS: this is all coming from jamalholladaddy@gmail.com My gmail name for that account is "Jamal Doozlesnorf". Ian doesn't seem to mind the inconsistencies. |
| ___________________________________________ [Mar 1,2011 11:59am - FuckIsMySignature ""] this should make for an excellent Dateline NBC segment. |
| _____________________________ [Mar 1,2011 1:11pm - Yeti ""] hahaha i bet that kid has been bragging to all of his friends about this. |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 1,2011 1:16pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] Carl Cheddarsmooth: File Photo [img] |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 1,2011 1:16pm - arilliusbm ""] LOL |
| ___________________________________________________ [Mar 1,2011 2:11pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] FuckIsMySignature said:Carl Cheddarsmooth: File Photo [img] hahahaha |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 1,2011 2:20pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] ITT: AMBIENT SHOTACORE |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 1,2011 2:22pm - Alx_Casket ""] ^hahahahahaha |
| ___________________________________________________ [Mar 2,2011 8:00am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Sacreligion said:Next time I see this kid im going to be all "OMG you're in demons silence! You're working with carl cheddarsmooth right?!" hahaha, please do. That would be amazing. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 2,2011 8:08am - hauptpflucker ""] you should add that he set up tables throughout the local school district and found you a 13 year old who could shred like yngwie |
| ___________________________________________________ [Mar 2,2011 9:17am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Another response: thanks alot cheddar =) much appreciated. and that would be really nice of you if we could find those people thanks to u =) also my band members names are conor rozicki (drummer) and akshay gupta (guitarist, but hes leaving for india in july so he wont be with us for much longer) we acually do not have a space to practice and we are rlly in a bad area right now because of tht and finding members at the same time you know? trust me, if we had a space we wuld buy a recorder by now record us and have the songs we made just the 3 of us on facebook or something, that wuld show people we r serious but unfortunately we are in a bad situation =/ also dont worry about the late response =) |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 2,2011 9:20am - hauptpflucker ""] Hes got a crush on you Cheddar =) |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 2,2011 9:47am - Seanblitzkrieg ""] wow |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 2,2011 9:54am - largefreakatzero ""] Amazing. You're only a few emails away from procuring nudes of these retarded nubiles. |
| _______________________________ [Mar 2,2011 9:58am - xmikex ""] loling @ the file photo Tell him Fisher Price makes some quality recorders WITH built in microphones. [img] |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 2,2011 10:24am - dreadkill ""] hahahahaha, A Bullet For Pretty Boy what a goofy name for a band. i thought bullet for my valentine was gay, but this is worse. |
| _________________________________________________ [Mar 2,2011 11:21am - This is why i hate GSS ""] they should merge with Gay Side Cervex |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 2,2011 2:43pm - FAKE NAME ""] DO THEY GIVE PAYDAY LOANS? |
| ___________________________________________________ [Mar 3,2011 7:59am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] From me to him: "Not a problem Ian. So tell me, what are your influences when writing? What would you compare your sound to? Also, I'd like to start organizing some preliminary marketing material. Would you be able to send me headshots of your current members? Quality for these should not be of paramount concern at the moment as they will be redone professionally later down the road. Regards, The Cheddz" New response from him: "writing songs? well im the song writer of the group and i mean i really think about whats on my mind and just kinda jot it down and make a really cool idea to fit along the way you know? the sound we wanna compare ourselves to is that we want to sound like having parkway drives riffs and breakdowns while having the devil wears prada clean high vocals with low growls like parkway drive you know what i mean? =) also i can def. try getting headshots for you asap =) and again i really appreciate it ched =)" |
| ___________________________________________________ [Mar 3,2011 8:02am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Instead of going through with headshots I think I should just ask him to take a picture of all of them with their shirts off and arms folded looking badass. I believe that they would produce them. I wonder if that's illegal though. Asking underage BOYS for pictures of themselves with their shirts off is new material for me. |
| _____________________________ [Mar 3,2011 8:04am - Yeti ""] i do believe that would be venturing into territory best not talked about on a public message forum. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Mar 3,2011 8:07am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] It was a typo. I meant infants. |
| ______________________________ [Mar 3,2011 8:36am - timma ""] "Dude, I need to take a picture of your head" "WTF for, bro?" "IT'S FOR CHEDDARSMOOTH, GODDAMNIT! Now shut up and look hard and soft at the same time" |
| ______________________________ [Mar 3,2011 9:15am - boxxy ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:Instead of going through with headshots I think I should just ask him to take a picture of all of them with their shirts off and arms folded looking badass. I believe that they would produce them. I wonder if that's illegal though. Asking underage BOYS for pictures of themselves with their shirts off is new material for me. I think you should be careful with asking for pics. What you've done so far is hilarious, but at the same time, it could draw some unwanted attention to yourself. Imagine this, you keep this up, actually get headshots from his band (never mind no-shirt shots) and then he finally wakes the fuck up and realizes that you're totally fucking with him. When someone this young and stupid realizes that they've been fucked with BIG TIME there's a good chance that they're gonna complain to their parents... if their parents read the stuff you've been saying... asking for their names, headshots, where they live etc... they might report you to the authorities...who would probably NOT find it funny at all. So just be careful. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Mar 3,2011 9:22am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] True dat. I'm always super cautious with this bullshit and error on the side of covering my own ass. I asked for names to find out exactly how many idiots he was working with in this sure-fire plan for success of a band he has. I didn't anticipate that he'd give me their full names. I'm surprised he didn't give me their social security numbers. And MFR demands nudes. |
| _______________________________ [Mar 3,2011 9:50am - xmikex ""] timma said:"IT'S FOR CHEDDARSMOOTH, GODDAMNIT! Now shut up and look hard and soft at the same time" I started laughing out of nowhere last night and my girlfriend asked me wtf was so funny. All I could say was "Carl Cheddarsmooth" |
| ________________________________ [Mar 3,2011 9:53am - oscarct ""] manager is between the ages of 15-20 |
| _______________________________ [Mar 3,2011 10:45am - timma ""] xmikex said: timma said:"IT'S FOR CHEDDARSMOOTH, GODDAMNIT! Now shut up and look hard and soft at the same time" I started laughing out of nowhere last night and my girlfriend asked me wtf was so funny. All I could say was "Carl Cheddarsmooth" I walked through the door of the practice space to Mike, standing in the middle of the room talking to MFR, looking at me saying "...Carl Cheddarsmooth". It was amazing. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 3,2011 10:58am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] That was good timing. I was reenacting what Jimbo said to me when he poked his head in. |
| _______________________________ [Mar 3,2011 11:18am - boxxy ""] One of my the girls in my gym class has an older brother that was "stung" by the feds for speaking with underage boys..... bad news bears. |
| _______________________________ [Mar 3,2011 11:56am - timma ""] And by "stung", you mean "gang raped", correct? |
| ______________________________ [Mar 3,2011 4:30pm - Mutis ""] This made me giggle out loud at work. So I searched for "Carl Cheddarsmooth" on facebook and found nothing. Get on that shit! |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 3,2011 4:33pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] C.C.Smooth's got all the right moves |
| ______________________________ [Mar 3,2011 4:37pm - mutis ""] Also, according to our FB page, Mr. Cheddarsmooth is our new general manager. |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 3,2011 4:39pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] mike be sure to give all the band members a complimentary "Hot Carl" |
| __________________________________ [Mar 3,2011 4:50pm - dreadkill ""] And a sloppy carlson |
| ________________________________ [Mar 3,2011 5:26pm - reimroc ""] Carl don't forget to list your past managing achievements: http://www.myspace.com/indeathirisenj |
| __________________________________ [Mar 3,2011 6:22pm - Lamp nli ""] Mutis said:So I searched for "Carl Cheddarsmooth" on facebook and found nothing. Get on that shit! THIS. |
| ____________________________________________ [Mar 3,2011 7:06pm - Woah!_Shut_It_Down! ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:Greetings Ian, I'm 19 years old and have about 9 years experience managing bands. WAT |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 3,2011 8:14pm - hauptpflucker ""] ^---- exactly |
| ____________________________________________ [Mar 3,2011 8:27pm - Woah!_Shut_It_Down! ""] I'll give you five bucks if you show up with a bass and a Casio synth. |
| ______________________________ [Mar 3,2011 9:03pm - mutis ""] Also, completed a four year degree at 19? I call bullshoot. |
| ______________________________ [Mar 3,2011 9:06pm - mutis ""] Also also, IRL, a 19-year-old would write it like this: I read ur sic request 4 a sic band manager n CraigsList n would like 2 learn hella more bout what u sic folks' sic goals are. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 6,2011 2:26am - musty shawty ""] http://worcester.craigslist.org/cas/2249468140.html JUST FOR 2NIGHT - m4w - 20 (WORCESTER) Date: 2011-03-05, 7:39PM EST Reply To This Post I'M 20, LOOK'3N 4 A GOOD TIME 2NIGHT, I DRINK, I SMOKE TREE'S...(I'M NOT BROKE LIKE OTHERS LOL) SO WATS GOOD MA HIT ME UP FOR A GOOD TIME..I LIKE THEM OLDER LADYS 2 SO DONT BE SHY GIRL..... (when i say older--23 to 30 tops)....no musty shortys!!! * Location: WORCESTER * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 6,2011 11:58pm - ouchdrummer ""] the kids these days. |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 8,2011 12:00pm - Alexecutioner ""] Carl Cheddarsmooth sent me a friend request on facebook, then proceeded to ask me for nudes. well done sir, well done |
| ___________________________________________________ [Mar 8,2011 2:02pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I wish I could take credit. I am not the Carl Cheddarsmooth facebook persona. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 8,2011 2:05pm - Alexecutioner ""] haha, even better, and more creepy |