Official RTTP intelligence rankings
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[Apr 11,2011 5:05pm - Wolfy ""]
Two points,
1) As a pillar of society, who can be trusted even at pain of death, I have been commissioned by the Queen to produce a graded compendium of apparent intelligence of RTTP posters. My finely honed pack instinct and personal native intelligence are my main qualifications for this position. In accordance with Her Grace's wishes, I present such a list here.
2) This list is based on a subjective assessment of overall intelligence, gleaned entirely from forum posts, without bias toward political, philosophical, or moral stances. Significant errors may be present; I will consider petitions for alteration of rank from concerned individuals.
THE LIST :: From most to least intelligent
arilliusbm
hauptpflucker
SkinSandwich
Sacreligion
Yeti
thuringwethil
sinistas
ArrowHeadNLI
Doomkid
Czarnobog
reimroc
ShadowSD
Slag
Rev
NuclearWinter
metal_church101
goatcatalyst
bobnomaamrooney
Blue
ValkyrieScreams
DestroyYouAlot
arktouros
nekronaut
largefreakatzero
Alexecutioner
RustyPS
Autopsy_666
WarriorOfMetal
FuckIsMySignature
Martins
Archaeon
MetalThursday
josh_hates_you
thegreatspaldino
TheRidersOfDoom
Alx_Casket
brian_dc
sxealex
MFR
W3
timma
xmikex
Lamp
ouchdrummer
MSD
Boblovesmusic
AndrewBastard
Woah!_Shut_It_Down!
RobinG
MillenialKingdom
Scottfromzircon
RichHorror
Conservationist
xgodzillax
i_am_not_me
beelze
Hoser
[Apr 11,2011 5:09pm - RustyPS should be working ""]
middle of the pack....I'll take it
[Apr 11,2011 5:14pm - dreadkill ""]
i'm not on the list. i must be a retard. at least the genius of my bandmate sinistas was recognized.
[Apr 11,2011 5:22pm - bloblovesmusic ""]
at least I'm smarterererer then Andrewbastard
[Apr 11,2011 5:23pm - ShadowSD ""]
Number 12?
Clearly I have not written enough unnecessarily long paragraphs.
[Apr 11,2011 5:23pm - BlackoutRick ""]
I must be dumb too.
[Apr 11,2011 5:27pm - Lamp ""]
hahahahahahahaha
[Apr 11,2011 5:27pm - largefreakatzero ""]
#24, eh? Perhaps I need to post more long-winded diatribes to gain more favor.
Since Aril made #1, does this prove that he is Wolfy?
[Apr 11,2011 5:29pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
this list is racist
[Apr 11,2011 5:32pm - Lamp ""]
I don't know why, but I can't stop laughing at this thread.
[Apr 11,2011 5:36pm - arilliusbm ""]
LFAZ, I've been framed.
but really? number one? I'm pretty sure I'm one of the dumbest people you could talk to IRL
[Apr 11,2011 5:38pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
real life does not exist. only rttp intelligence is real.
[Apr 11,2011 5:39pm - blue ""]
obviously this isnt a ranking of gear nazi eliticism.
[Apr 11,2011 5:40pm - Alexecutioner ""]
RustyPS%20should%20be%20working said:middle of the pack....I'll take it
Wolfy said:
Alexecutioner
RustyPS
Suck it Rusty!
[Apr 11,2011 5:41pm - nekronaut ""]
blue said:obviously this isnt a ranking of nazi eliticism.
fix'd
[Apr 11,2011 5:45pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
me fail inglish? UNPOSSIBLE.
[Apr 11,2011 5:46pm - Martins ""]
There's no way I'm only one slot above grant
[Apr 11,2011 5:48pm - largefreakatzero ""]
arilliusbm said:LFAZ, I've been framed.
but really? number one? I'm pretty sure I'm one of the dumbest people you could talk to IRL
Well then, it seems that Wolfy has taken a lupine fancy to you.
[Apr 11,2011 5:50pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
i know who wolfy is...does that make me smarter?
[Apr 11,2011 5:51pm - RichHorror ""]
Might makes right, LFAZ.
[Apr 11,2011 5:53pm - Sacreligion ""]
This list was obviously made just to put Hoser at the bottom.
[Apr 11,2011 5:56pm - Pires ""]
blue said:obviously this isnt a ranking of gear nazi eliticism.
Oooof. That's a close one between blue and BDC.
[Apr 11,2011 5:57pm - Alx_Casket ""]
tl;dr
[Apr 11,2011 6:01pm - Boozegood ""]
Soft boiled eggs > hard boiled eggs.
[Apr 11,2011 6:06pm - Alexecutioner ""]
Wolfy said:
Two points,
1) As a pillar of society, who can be trusted even at pain of death, I have been commissioned by the Queen to produce a graded compendium of apparent intelligence of RTTP posters. My finely honed pack instinct and personal native intelligence are my main qualifications for this position. In accordance with Her Grace's wishes, I present such a list here.
2) This list is based on a subjective assessment of overall intelligence, gleaned entirely from forum posts, without bias toward political, philosophical, or moral stances. Significant errors may be present; I will consider petitions for alteration of rank from concerned individuals.
THE LIST :: From most to least intelligent
arilliusbm
hauptpflucker
SkinSandwich
Sacreligion
Yeti
thuringwethil
sinistas
ArrowHeadNLI
Doomkid
Czarnobog
reimroc
ShadowSD
Slag
Rev
NuclearWinter
metal_church101
goatcatalyst
bobnomaamrooney
Blue
ValkyrieScreams
DestroyYouAlot
arktouros
nekronaut
largefreakatzero
Alexecutioner
RustyPS
Autopsy_666
WarriorOfMetal
FuckIsMySignature
Martins
Archaeon
MetalThursday
josh_hates_you
thegreatspaldino
TheRidersOfDoom
Alx_Casket
brian_dc
sxealex
MFR
W3
timma
xmikex
Lamp
ouchdrummer
MSD
Boblovesmusic
AndrewBastard
Woah!_Shut_It_Down!
RobinG
MillenialKingdom
Scottfromzircon
RichHorror
Conservationist
xgodzillax
i_am_not_me
beelze
Hoser
what the fuck wolfy, no picture? you've gone soft!
[Apr 11,2011 6:09pm - Lamp ""]
Sacreligion said:This list was obviously made just to put Hoser at the bottom.
At least that part of it is accurate!
[Apr 11,2011 6:09pm - narkybark ""]
I don't exist... story of my life.
[Apr 11,2011 6:10pm - Boozegood ""]
I see more than one person who knows what THAC0 is to far down on that list.
[Apr 11,2011 6:58pm - RustyPS is on the move ""]
Alexecutioner said:
RustyPS%20should%20be%20working said:middle of the pack....I'll take it
Wolfy said:
Alexecutioner
RustyPS
Suck it Rusty!
:(
[Apr 11,2011 7:21pm - Woah!_NLI! ""]
A guy in PanzerBastard is smarter than me? I'm insulted.
I kid, I kid. But really, what the hell, man?
[Apr 11,2011 7:28pm - xgodzillax ""]
obviously wolfy has no idea what hes talking about. xmikex is a grad student, and far more intelligent than 90% of the people who post on here. think what you want about me, but I have honestly taken shits that are smarter than a lot of people who post here. yeah, I said it.
[Apr 11,2011 7:32pm - the_reverend ""]
I'm not on the list.... but when I saw this, all I could think of was this
bennyhillifier
"duh, i should be over there"
[Apr 11,2011 7:51pm - ShadowSD ""]
Yes you are, rev, you're #14.
[Apr 11,2011 7:55pm - sxealex ""]
i dont care how low i am i just think its funny that beelze is above hoser
[Apr 11,2011 7:55pm - the_reverend ""]
oh, I searched for the_rev
[Apr 11,2011 7:57pm - the_reverend ""]
the fact that aril is #1 astounds me. that kid is nothing but one big repost.
[Apr 11,2011 7:58pm - sxealex ""]
u must be exempt as a mastermind
[Apr 11,2011 8:01pm - Woah!_Shut_It_Down! ""]
From bottom tier to top, what job would my ranking lend me? Assistant Manager at Wendy's? If so, fuckin' A.
[Apr 11,2011 8:11pm - the_reverend ""]
idk, aril's number one and he has the brainpan of a stagecoach tilter.
[Apr 11,2011 8:11pm - arilliusbm ""]
the_reverend said:the fact that aril is #1 astounds me. that kid is nothing but one big repost.
You'd be number one on Wolfy's Rttp Asshole list, I'd bet.
[Apr 11,2011 8:14pm - the_reverend ""]
old news.
[Apr 11,2011 8:20pm - Alexecutioner ""]
RustyPS%20is%20on%20the%20move said:
Alexecutioner said:
RustyPS%20should%20be%20working said:middle of the pack....I'll take it
Wolfy said:
Alexecutioner
RustyPS
Suck it Rusty!
:(
<3
[Apr 11,2011 8:38pm - Pires ""]
the_reverend said:the fact that aril is #1 astounds me. that kid is nothing but one big repost.
And old newz
[Apr 11,2011 9:10pm - douchebag_patrol ""]
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[Apr 11,2011 10:55pm - Wolfy ""]
Two amendments,
Part the first:
xgodzillax said:obviously wolfy has no idea what hes talking about. xmikex is a grad student, and far more intelligent than 90% of the people who post on here. think what you want about me, but I have honestly taken shits that are smarter than a lot of people who post here. yeah, I said it.
This honorable testimony has been taken into account. The low ranking of xmikex was primarily due to his heavy involvement in the ongoing triangle jerk that is the 2011 NFL Draft Thread. The Queen has approved advancement of xmikex to two slots above RustyPS, whose football commentary is clearly of inferior quality. Also, a new slot has been created for xgodzillax's shit, just above Lamp; it should be noted that anything that decides to vacate the vicinity of xgodzillax must be possessed of some intelligence. Her Majesty did not approve advancement of xgodzillax; something about how he reminds her of those Beethoven movies.
Part the second:
arilliusbm has demonstrated his keen intellect through numerous posts, the beauty of which have brought grown men to their knees, where they must drown in the swirling, dark waters of their own tears. These posts have been inscribed onto stone tablets by monks in central Cambodia, who use their own shinbones as chisels. The television series Touched By An Angel, as many have suspected, was based on the early life of arilliusbm, and he was also the hero in 90% of Rescue 911 scenarios.
[Apr 11,2011 11:02pm - Lamp ""]
So if you're actually going to address questions about this list, how the fuck did SkinSandwich and Dwyer place so high up?
[Apr 11,2011 11:16pm - xmikex ""]
Wolfy said:
This honorable testimony has been taken into account. The low ranking of xmikex was primarily due to his heavy involvement in the ongoing triangle jerk that is the 2011 NFL Draft Thread. The Queen has approved advancement of xmikex to two slots above RustyPS, whose football commentary is clearly of inferior quality.
hahahaha. In the original rankings I was somehow ranked above Ouchdrummer, who has always struck me as an intelligent dude, and MSD who is an extremely knowledgeable IT consultant. So I never took my ranking as an insult.
[Apr 11,2011 11:19pm - Alx_Casket ""]
I was insulted that you were ranked lower than me. Now all is right in the world.
[Apr 11,2011 11:21pm - arilliusbm ""]
Do I get a medal of some sort?
...or perhaps a meeting with the Royal Family, sire?
[Apr 11,2011 11:26pm - Alx_Casket ""]
nekronaut should ascend based solely on his likeness to myatt.
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