Official RTTP intelligence rankings[views:29165][posts:108]_______________________________ [Apr 11,2011 11:28pm - Lamp ""] On the ouchdrummer topic, Jim is smarter than me no doubt. A lot of these rankings strike me as rather arbitrary, save for the Aril top slot and Hoser and beelze at the very bottom anyway, but there are a few headscratchers in the lot. |
| ___________________________________________ [Apr 11,2011 11:31pm - MillenialKingdom ""] This reeks of pubescent clique structuring. Take your list and shove it up your ass. |
| _________________________________ [Apr 11,2011 11:36pm - Wolfy ""] I. SkinSandwich attained his high rankings based on a legendary exchange, in which the Great Enemy met their mental superior: SkinSandwich said: JUGGALO%20SABRES said: SkinSandwich said: oscarct said:I dont know about you, but if a topless tila teqila wants to sing and dance in front of me, Ill allow it. Just don't let her hit you in your face with her swinging penis. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU GOT LAID FAGGOT? Does fucking your moms rectum count? She seemed happy as I was in clown face. Then I put my DNA makeup on her face. She really seemed pleased. ...The Queen was pleased. II. Lamp: son. When the father wolf nips, the baby wolf subsides. |
| _______________________________ [Apr 11,2011 11:46pm - Lamp ""] MillenialKingdom said:This reeks of pubescent clique structuring. Take your list and shove it up your ass. If I could rearrange this list, you'd be third from the bottom. The fact that you have a child mortifies me to no end. |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 11,2011 11:52pm - sinistas ""] MillenialKingdom said:This reeks of pubescent clique structuring. Take your list and shove it up your ass. You do know what site you're on, correct? Overreacting to harmless/silly threads is the precise reason why people troll you continuously. |
| __________________________________________ [Apr 11,2011 11:55pm - metal_church101 ""] Glad to see that I actually made the top 1/2 of the list. :duffbeer: |
| _________________________________ [Apr 12,2011 12:01am - xmikex ""] Wolfy said: Yeti 24 Hour Simpsons quotes = Intellectual Juggernaut. Have faith in the system. |
| ___________________________________________ [Apr 12,2011 12:02am - BlessedOffalNLI ""] Finally a troll posts something semi-worth reading. |
| __________________________________________ [Apr 12,2011 1:36am - TheGreatSpaldino ""] im below average... which is funny because a 137 IQ is below average toOH WAIT. BAD CASE OF THE DERPES |
| __________________________________________ [Apr 12,2011 3:16am - McGUNKINDATRUNK ""] FUCK |
| _______________________________ [Apr 12,2011 3:45am - Eddie ""] the_reverend said:I'm not on the list.... but when I saw this, all I could think of was this bennyhillifier "duh, i should be over there" Holy shit i remember this fucking vividly. |
| _________________________________________ [Apr 12,2011 6:03am - conservationist ""] http://www.eugenics.net/ They're coming for you (Looks at list) They're coming for US |
| _________________________________ [Apr 12,2011 6:05am - reimroc ""] apparently i'm intelligent and smarter than all of you. bow to your master. |
| _________________________________________ [Apr 12,2011 6:08am - conservationist ""] reimroc said:apparently i'm intelligent and smarter than all of you. bow to your master. Can't, too busy picking cotton and singing spirituals. |
| ______________________________ [Apr 12,2011 7:28am - Yeti ""] xmikex said: Wolfy said: Yeti 24 Hour Simpsons quotes = Intellectual Juggernaut. Have faith in the system. hahahahaha because otherwise i'm pretty vacant. |
| ______________________________ [Apr 12,2011 7:29am - Yeti ""] the_reverend said:I'm not on the list.... but when I saw this, all I could think of was this bennyhillifier "duh, i should be over there" holy shit. whenever i cook i always hear Bugs Bunny in my head say "keep those pot handles toined in!" |
| ________________________________________ [Apr 12,2011 7:36am - DestroyYouAlot ""] so much win in this thread fun fact: all ratings are based on the number of times "dicks" appears in the user's posts. |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 12,2011 9:40am - goatcatalyst ""] conservationist said: reimroc said:apparently i'm intelligent and smarter than all of you. bow to your master. Can't, too busy picking cotton and singing spirituals. I just peed a little. Good thing I'm still in bed. |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 12,2011 9:48am - arilliusbm ""] The list should have all people with ass burger syndrome at the top. |
| __________________________________ [Apr 12,2011 9:53am - brian_dc ""] I'm feeling slightly aggrieved. Then again, I post on a metal site and don't really care for much metal anymore. Maybe this makes me stupid. |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 12,2011 9:58am - arilliusbm ""] Only Grails is real. |
| ________________________________________ [Apr 12,2011 9:59am - DestroyYouAlot ""] arilliusbm said:The list should have more than one people with ass burger syndrome at the top. |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 12,2011 10:09am - brian_dc ""] arilliusbm said:Only Grails is real. You seeing them at Great Scott on the 26th? |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 12,2011 10:12am - arilliusbm ""] Snap. Didn't even know |
| _______________________________ [Apr 12,2011 10:17am - Lamp ""] arilliusbm said:The list should have all people with ass burger syndrome at the top. Nah, I'd say my placing was actually pretty accurate. |
| _________________________________________ [Apr 12,2011 10:20am - DestroyYouAlot ""] this whole site is an ass burger i mean that in pretty much any way you could think of to take it |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 12,2011 10:44am - the_reverend ""] Yeti said:holy shit. whenever i cook i always hear Bugs Bunny in my head say "keep those pot handles toined in!"ditto. especially with the kiddo. |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 12,2011 10:44am - the_reverend ""] goatcatalyst said: conservationist said: reimroc said:apparently i'm intelligent and smarter than all of you. bow to your master. Can't, too busy picking cotton and singing spirituals. I just peed a little. Good thing I'm still in bed.yeah, that made me lol. |
| _________________________________ [Apr 12,2011 11:05am - xmikex ""] [img] Shitburger? |
| _____________________________________________________ [Apr 12,2011 11:27am - RustyPS should be working ""] [img] Welcome to Ass Burger, home of the Ass Burge, can I take your order? |
| __________________________________ [Apr 12,2011 11:48am - Doomkid ""] So glad I'm ranked right between one of my favorite foils on RTTP and someone I've never seen post. Also, xgodzillax and beelze definitely belong below Hoser. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Apr 12,2011 11:51am - RustyPS should be working ""] Doomkid said:Also, xgodzillax and beelze definitely belong below Hoser. I don't know, how long did it take Hoser to learn how to embed Youtube videos? |
| _______________________________ [Apr 12,2011 11:53am - SLAG ""] [img] |
| ________________________________________ [Apr 12,2011 12:12pm - aaron_michael ""] [img] |
| ________________________________ [Apr 12,2011 12:17pm - Pires ""] RustyPS%20should%20be%20working said: Doomkid said:Also, xgodzillax and beelze definitely belong below Hoser. I don't know, how long did it take Hoser to learn how to embed Youtube videos? Hahahaha "the greatest video ever!!!11!!1!!1" |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 12,2011 1:22pm - xgodzillax ""] I guess flagrant use of the word "faggot" and not wearing corpse paint while holding plastic battle axes puts me in the sub-par intelligence bracket. Such is life.. |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 12,2011 3:17pm - xanonymousx ""] i did not even make this list. |
| __________________________________________ [Apr 12,2011 3:41pm - MillenialKingdom ""] Stupid is as stupid does. |
| _________________________________ [Apr 12,2011 5:11pm - Doomkid ""] xgodzillax said:I guess flagrant use of the word "faggot" and not wearing corpse paint while holding plastic battle axes puts me in the sub-par intelligence bracket. Such is life.. Don't try and class yourself up faggot, you're still a idiot. |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 12,2011 5:41pm - Sacreligion ""] A APPLE |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 13,2011 10:12am - ShadowSD ""] B BANANA |
| _____________________________________________ [Apr 13,2011 10:17am - babys first words ""] A IS FOR APPLES B IS FOR BICKFORDS |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 13,2011 11:03am - the_reverend ""] /me is moto-training |
| _________________________________ [Apr 13,2011 11:10am - xmikex ""] Doomkid said:you're still a idiot. oh the ironing. |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 13,2011 11:17am - arilliusbm ""] lul baet me ta eht |
| __________________________________________ [Apr 13,2011 11:46am - conservationist ""] RustyPS%20should%20be%20working said: Doomkid said:Also, xgodzillax and beelze definitely belong below Hoser. I don't know, how long did it take Hoser to learn how to embed Youtube videos? Not a useful intelligence test. He has computer paranoia and low self-confidence in that area, but doesn't lack brains. Sorry to be a nerd, but you have to account for test-taking anxiety when doing any intelligence assessment... |
| __________________________________ [Apr 13,2011 11:56am - Doomkid ""] Yeah I should probably drop a notch of two for that error. |
| ____________________________________________ [Apr 13,2011 12:06pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] do an RTTP IQ test about it |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 13,2011 1:21pm - Sacreligion ""] If all dicks are bros, but not all bros are dicks, opethmaciolis. |
| __________________________________________ [Apr 13,2011 2:56pm - largefreakatzero ""] If concocted well, a RTTP IQ test could be quite hilarious. Someone get on this. |