Massholes....despite our hospitality.....[views:5759][posts:110]______________________________ [Aug 1,2007 9:25pm - Hoser ""] We still make fun of you after you ask us for directions....ask for a good local restaurant, or pass us on the highway. You are the brunt of our jokes and the evil twinge in our eyes. We hate you...no matter what you think. |
| _________________________________ [Aug 1,2007 9:26pm - brian_dc ""] ooooooooo tay! |
| ________________________________ [Aug 1,2007 9:27pm - sxealex ""] at least we arent fucked driving in the city. baaaaa. |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 1,2007 9:31pm - thegreatspaldino ""] this is like the 8th thread you have made like this... not all peopl;e from MA are assholes... but what can ya do? |
| __________________________________ [Aug 1,2007 9:33pm - da chief ""] he can drink his whiskey and come on RTTP to bitch about it, like you know he always does. |
| _________________________________ [Aug 1,2007 9:33pm - powerkok ""] I make fun of anyone, regardless of anything. |
| ______________________________ [Aug 1,2007 9:36pm - Hoser ""] It's still fun to see a Masshole boat with a Assholechussetts registration and think..."Ya, that moron with the sideways hat is telling his girlfriend what a great fisherman he is, or what a great hunter he is (on his 1st hunting trip to Maine." Knowing that we could out-fish and out-hunt his city boy faggot ass is the best. They try to impress people with their expensive trucks.....but that's all that they have. No skill and expensive gear. A $60,000 truck doesn't get anywhere faster than my $5000 Chevy. A $400 fishing rod doesn't catch fish any better than my $30 berkley. A $2000 rifle doesn't drop deer any faster than my $400 Marlin. Mass is all about money and ZERO tradition. Go home assholes, we really don't like you. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 1,2007 9:37pm - da chief ""] so Hoser, whatcha drinkin' tonight. im outta whiskey and only got some smoke |
| _________________________________ [Aug 1,2007 9:38pm - powerkok ""] lol. I wouldnt say Mass has zero tradition......like the Revolutionary War, and stuff. Id say massholes would never care less tho. Thats what makes a true Masshole. Lack of Revolutionary War knowledge. |
| ______________________________ [Aug 1,2007 9:38pm - Hoser ""] Besides, we don't pander to spics, niggers, and outrageously stupid gun laws. Good job being a state that started defending freedom through private ownership of firearms, and now condemning private ownership of firearms. Communists. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 1,2007 9:39pm - da chief ""] Hoser said:Communists. hey you leave the party alone :nuke: |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 1,2007 9:39pm - thegreatspaldino ""] im with you on that one... way too many illegal spics here. |
| ______________________________ [Aug 1,2007 9:40pm - Hoser ""] Obviously the apple fell FARRRRRRRRR from the tree here...... Tom Menino = whining, nigger pandering, fag loving dildo. |
| _________________________________ [Aug 1,2007 9:40pm - powerkok ""] Hoser on weed is hilarious and frightening all at once. WHO SHIT MY PANTS?? |
| _________________________________ [Aug 1,2007 9:41pm - brian_dc ""] I don't drive a truck, talk about fishing, think about fishing, talk about hunting, think about hunting, wear hats, have money, my car is registered in RI, and I don't even necessarily like Massachusetts or living in Massachusetts. ...but I'm going to have to say that you're making an awful lot of generalizations, sir. and I implore you to stop and occasionally gaze at the stars and say aloud, "Does any of this really matter?", take a deep breath and return to life. also: |
| _________________________________ [Aug 1,2007 9:42pm - powerkok ""] Mahhbles Menino, what a kike. |
| _________________________________ [Aug 1,2007 9:42pm - brian_dc ""] [img] |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 1,2007 9:43pm - thegreatspaldino ""] i want to have more places to shoot my bow that isnt a lame gun club... also i want to go to an archery store and not dicks sporting goods. |
| _________________________________ [Aug 1,2007 9:43pm - powerkok ""] Dwight Schrute would never be from Massachussetts. |
| _________________________________ [Aug 1,2007 9:44pm - powerkok ""] brian_dc said:[img] the fact that you even know what this is/means, makes me kinda squint at you. |
| _________________________________ [Aug 1,2007 9:46pm - brian_dc ""] I just googled "anal orgasm" because fun word combos like that always lead to joy. but whatever, I was a sociology minor and I focused in gender studies, I've read volumes on homophobia, sexuality and all of that shit. nevermind all that though *squints back* |
| _________________________________ [Aug 1,2007 9:46pm - powerkok ""] I must say that down here in SWfla, the racism is RAMPANT. People will say certain words in public, that you just cant get away with up there. Also, there is a lot more gay hate. Its pretty crazy for me still, to get used to. |
| _________________________________ [Aug 1,2007 9:46pm - powerkok ""] brian_dc said:I just googled "anal orgasm" because fun word combos like that always lead to joy. but whatever, I was a sociology minor and I focused in gender studies, I've read volumes on homophobia, sexuality and all of that shit. nevermind all that though *squints back* hahahaha nice. |
| ______________________________ [Aug 1,2007 9:47pm - Hoser ""] Yes it matters....I wait for 2 fucking hours, behind a line of 100000000 Masshole every Friday night, JUST TO GET HOME TO DINNER WITH MY WIFE AND SON. Would this make you a little cold? Yes it would, sir. If YOU....NOT ME...sat behind 100000 assholes travelling north to litter, be loud, and generally piss people off with their rude attitudes....just to get home to fucking dinner. Masshole plates, all the time...everywhere. STAY IN YOUR SHITTY STATE!!! |
| _________________________________ [Aug 1,2007 9:47pm - powerkok ""] powerkok said:I must say that down here in SWfla, the racism is RAMPANT. People will say certain words in public, that you just cant get away with up there. Also, there is a lot more gay hate. Its pretty crazy for me still, to get used to. I mean get used to LOVING! |
| _________________________________ [Aug 1,2007 9:48pm - brian_dc ""] the south is interesting, there's a sort of polite hatred. Even more subtle than the big "wow" words. A lot of older southern folk will refer to a black person in a sort of paternal, owner mentality. don't know how many times I've heard someone in the south say, "Oh, (insert black guy)...yeah, he's a good boy. He knows his place" |
| _________________________________ [Aug 1,2007 9:48pm - powerkok ""] whats the only state to only border one other state? 10 seconds |
| _________________________________ [Aug 1,2007 9:50pm - powerkok ""] brian_dc said:the south is interesting, there's a sort of polite hatred. Even more subtle than the big "wow" words. A lot of older southern folk will refer to a black person in a sort of paternal, owner mentality. don't know how many times I've heard someone in the south say, "Oh, (insert black guy)...yeah, he's a good boy. He knows his place" Yeah, exactly.....but theyre not ALL older, that think that way. You would be pretty suprised I think. I mean like 20-30 year olds. |
| _________________________________ [Aug 1,2007 9:53pm - powerkok ""] Hey Hoser, youd get a kick outta this....about 5-10 miles from my house, you drive down this dirt road for about 1 mile. Theres a toothless redneck in overalls, sitting at this table, and you pay him $3 to shoot on his land, and hell clean up your brass. Yep. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 1,2007 9:54pm - da chief ""] i love the south. jacksonville, fl. poole, ga new orleans, la san antonio, tx vabeach/norfolk, va dc so much fun seeing america oh and the answer was maine, boo to never getting to see more of it |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 1,2007 10:49pm - the_reverend ""] maine sux mass sux the south sux (and people talk slow like canadians) live free or die, faggots*. *faggots only elligable fore the "die" part in NH |
| ______________________________________________ [Aug 1,2007 11:05pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] A treaty: We'll reign in our masshole legions when the lawless lands of the north stop sending hebeasauruses who bitch about having to pay a $0.10 sales tax on a shitty keychain at some tourist trap gift shop hell. |
| ______________________________________________ [Aug 1,2007 11:08pm - ArrowHead likes Pie ""] Hoser said: Good job being a state that started defending freedom through private ownership of firearms, and now condemning private ownership of firearms. AMEN |
| __________________________________ [Aug 1,2007 11:52pm - Niccolai ""] Dear snowhicks, please stop trying to sell stuff on massachusetts craigslist. I'm not driving to northern vermont or new hampshire to buy it. I know no one in your state has a job so they can't buy anything other then flannel and snuff, but you should have thought of that before entering the retail buisiness. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 1,2007 11:59pm - Niccolai ""] Hoser said:Yes it matters....I wait for 2 fucking hours, behind a line of 100000000 Masshole every Friday night, JUST TO GET HOME TO DINNER WITH MY WIFE AND SON. Would this make you a little cold? Yes it would, sir. If YOU....NOT ME...sat behind 100000 assholes travelling north to litter, be loud, and generally piss people off with their rude attitudes....just to get home to fucking dinner. Masshole plates, all the time...everywhere. STAY IN YOUR SHITTY STATE!!! if you don't like it tell your shitty state to stop airing videos in our shitty state telling us they want us to go up there and hunt and fish and boat. It's not our fault they need the tourism because people live in log cabbins and don't pay taxes. |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 2,2007 12:05am - FuckIsMySignature ""] NH is my adopted state. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 2,2007 12:08am - Niccolai ""] FuckIsMySignature said:NH is my adopted state. I'm only lived in Ma for a handfull of years, so I really don't mind when people make fun of it, but I think state wars are just about the funniest thing in the world, so I haveto join when I get the chance. |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 2,2007 12:10am - FuckIsMySignature ""] ya both states are fine ... its the douchebags that inhabbit each of them that are the problem |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 2,2007 12:10am - FuckIsMySignature ""] myself included |
| __________________________________ [Aug 2,2007 12:10am - Niccolai ""] haha +1 |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 2,2007 2:22am - Dwellingsickness ""] NH,ME,MA all suck......... I win |
| ______________________________ [Aug 2,2007 2:49am - boine ""] mass is great cause everyone here is an asshole plus people from NH suck on the highways and the obsession with vanity plates |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 2,2007 3:03am - deadlikemurf ""] waa waa. [img] go shoot something cleetus. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 2,2007 7:39am - the_reverend ""] maine sux mass sux the south sux (and people talk slow like canadians) live free or die, faggots*. *faggots only elligable fore the "die" part in NH |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 2,2007 8:03am - watchmaker666 ""] Hoser said:Yes it matters....I wait for 2 fucking hours, behind a line of 100000000 Masshole every Friday night, JUST TO GET HOME TO DINNER WITH MY WIFE AND SON. Would this make you a little cold? Yes it would, sir. If YOU....NOT ME...sat behind 100000 assholes travelling north to litter, be loud, and generally piss people off with their rude attitudes....just to get home to fucking dinner. Masshole plates, all the time...everywhere. STAY IN YOUR SHITTY STATE!!! So wait, do you work in Mass? |
| _____________________________________________ [Aug 2,2007 9:09am - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] Niccolai said:Dear snowhicks, please stop trying to sell stuff on massachusetts craigslist. I'm not driving to northern vermont or new hampshire to buy it. I know no one in your state has a job so they can't buy anything other then flannel and snuff, but you should have thought of that before entering the retail buisiness. Yes, stop selling cars on Boston's Craigslist that won't fucking pass inspection. I'd be even more pissed if my car's engine being all fucked up didn't give me an excuse to do an engine swap with a JDM WRX STi, which is actually kind of rad. |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 2,2007 9:24am - largefreakatzero ""] Everywhere sucks and we'll all be dead soon. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 2,2007 10:01am - DestroyYouAlot ""] powerkok said:whats the only state to only border one other state? 10 seconds Alaska. |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 2,2007 10:10am - largefreakatzero ""] Wrong. Maine. Alaska borders Canada. |
| ______________________________________________ [Aug 2,2007 10:12am - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] Tennessee, LOLOLOLOL |