How many stitches have you had?[views:11656][posts:111]_________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 3:11am - reverend_cziska ""] Just wondering because I just got back from the hospital with more. I think I have just over 100 on my head. Official Frankenstein status. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 3:13am - RichHorror ""] You were at Frankenstein status at birth, you mutant. |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 3:14am - reverend_cziska ""] True, but now I have the ultra-trendy stitches the kids are into these days. |
| ___________________________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 3:16am - W3 @ work and will always be NLI ""] i had i think like 18 when my ear snapped. |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 3:18am - reverend_cziska ""] Delicious. |
| ___________________________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 3:27am - W3 @ work and will always be NLI ""] reverend_cziska said:Delicious. yeah it was all bleeding all over my shoulder while at work and my ear just hanging there and my boss going so why do you need to go to the hospital. great stuff. |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 3:29am - reverend_cziska ""] Yeah, ain't bosses great. I remember when I broke my front tooth at work and the nerve root was hanging there. The boss was like "you should get that checked out at lunch." |
| ___________________________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 3:32am - W3 @ work and will always be NLI ""] ice cream for everyone. |
| ______________________________ [Mar 15,2007 3:33am - Lamp ""] I had two stitches incidents. One was when I was in third grade playing capture the flag. I'd just gotten tagged out of jail and someone on the other team had our flag and was running to our side. I got over there as fast as I could and dove. At the time I had a loose tooth and it hit some girl's knee punching a hole in my lip. I got up to see a big puddle of blood on the ground. Three stitches, ending up eating one of them by accident before it was fully healed. The second time was a couple years later, I was at the town beach here(only time I ever went swimming in that shithole) and I must have stepped on glass or something, either way that resulted in another nine stitches. |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 3:40am - Dwellingsickness ""] I lost count years ago..Besides, Fuck stitches, Staples are where it's at. |
| ___________________________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 3:47am - W3 @ work and will always be NLI ""] Lamp said:I had two stitches incidents. One was when I was in third grade playing capture the flag. I'd just gotten tagged out of jail and someone on the other team had our flag and was running to our side. I got over there as fast as I could and dove. At the time I had a loose tooth and it hit some girl's knee punching a hole in my lip. I got up to see a big puddle of blood on the ground. Three stitches, ending up eating one of them by accident before it was fully healed. The second time was a couple years later, I was at the town beach here(only time I ever went swimming in that shithole) and I must have stepped on glass or something, either way that resulted in another nine stitches. pffft i took a baseball bat and hockey stick to dome. now thats a fucked situation let me tell you. :moe: |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 3:47am - reverend_cziska ""] Lamp said:I had two stitches incidents. One was when I was in third grade playing capture the flag. No stitches in this story, but you reminded me of when I was almost blinded. My aunt had one of those "Fresh Air" kids staying at her house for the summer. They take a kid from the inner-city and stick him with Whitey for a few weeks. We were playing Jarts (lawn darts if you don't remember them) and he threw one at my face, hitting me just to the side of my eye. Later I tried to drown him in the pool. |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 3:50am - reverend_cziska ""] W3 @ work and will always be NLI said:pffft i took a baseball bat and hockey stick to dome. now thats a fucked situation let me tell you. :moe: Weightlifting bar with collar to the face and cranium. Stitches and reconstruction of a crushed nose (Rocky Balboa style). |
| ___________________________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 3:51am - W3 @ work and will always be NLI ""] ouch yeah both were right near the eye still got the scars, its awesome when youre like 16 and a doctor tells you "Hey feel like half an inch that way and you'd be blind." goodstuff. |
| ______________________________ [Mar 15,2007 4:09am - Lamp ""] W3 @ work and will always be NLI said:pffft i took a baseball bat and hockey stick to dome. now thats a fucked situation let me tell you. :moe: Yeah, well I never said either of my situations were particularly bad, but it's not like I take too well to blood anyway so I was still creeped out by the sight of a huge puddle of it on the ground that came from my face. |
| ___________________________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 4:15am - W3 @ work and will always be NLI ""] understandable, when i got hit with the bat my left eye was blinded by the blood. not saying im tough or anything just remembered it and figured this is way more exciting at this hour then tagging and taping dvds to put out. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 4:19am - shatteredliz in brooklyn ""] I got him with a bat before, too! But I got hit in the mouth, at a softball game when I was 12. I thought I was fine until my coach told me I was missing some teeth. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 4:27am - RichHorror ""] I never get stitches. I just bleed and then pass out and wake up in someone's bed. |
| ___________________________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 4:30am - W3 @ work and will always be NLI ""] shatteredliz in brooklyn said:I got him with a bat before, too! But I got hit in the mouth, at a softball game when I was 12. I thought I was fine until my coach told me I was missing some teeth. yeah i was at a summer camp and got hit by one. i think it would have been life threatening if Rich Horror hadnt built a time machine and gone back to correct the errors of the past and save me for a few more years. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 4:30am - shatteredliz in brooklyn ""] Hey man, whatever works for ya Rich! |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 4:30am - RichHorror ""] I also invented velcro. |
| ___________________________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 4:31am - W3 @ work and will always be NLI ""] RichHorror said:I also invented velcro. the scratchy kind or silent velcro |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 4:32am - RichHorror ""] It cures AIDS so the gubment hasn't released it yet. They told me they need to kill more homos and prison blacks. |
| ______________________________ [Mar 15,2007 4:32am - Lamp ""] W3 @ work and will always be NLI said:not saying im tough or anything just remembered it and figured this is way more exciting at this hour then tagging and taping dvds to put out. You could always mail me a Throwing Shrapnel shirt. |
| ___________________________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 4:35am - W3 @ work and will always be NLI ""] Lamp said:W3 @ work and will always be NLI said:not saying im tough or anything just remembered it and figured this is way more exciting at this hour then tagging and taping dvds to put out. You could always mail me a Throwing Shrapnel shirt. i probably could do that, i got three of'em left. if you yelled at Keifer Bourer to do the rest of his vocal trax im sure i could send you a new shirt design and a promo for the new cd too. i mean keifer batman not keifer bourer thats only his name while he's saving the world mondays on FOX. otherwise he's just keifer batman and fuck that ignorant nigga. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 4:36am - RichHorror ""] You guys are dumb. No way can Sean throw a shirt from VA to RI. I CALL BULLSHIT. |
| ___________________________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 4:38am - W3 @ work and will always be NLI ""] RichHorror said:You guys are dumb. No way can Sean throw a shirt from VA to RI. I CALL BULLSHIT. dood i got called on this earlier about taking bonghits to PVD, you know it can totally be done man you just gotta sit back and you know just kinda think it and be it. fankin a gawy |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 4:39am - RichHorror ""] Is this about the Vietnam War? |
| ___________________________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 4:40am - W3 @ work and will always be NLI ""] yes rich, everything is about the Vietnam War ! |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 4:41am - RichHorror ""] Oh cool. |
| ___________________________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 4:43am - W3 @ work and will always be NLI ""] some broad in here just said "sketched out" like 100 times in a matter of 15mins in the store. its really weird seeing who goes home with what from here. makes me giggle a lot. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 4:45am - RichHorror ""] She said it because me and you are breathing. That sketches out anything with a vadge. |
| ______________________________ [Mar 15,2007 4:48am - Lamp ""] RichHorror said:You guys are dumb. No way can Sean throw a shirt from VA to RI. I CALL BULLSHIT. Hey, speaking of which... >:] |
| ___________________________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 4:48am - W3 @ work and will always be NLI ""] rich can i date rape you in the parking lot of your work after we go see a two dollar movie in the ghetto. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 4:51am - shatteredliz in brooklyn ""] Sean, I want a shirt!! |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 4:52am - RichHorror ""] haha My job is popping pills in my bedroom and jacking off on someone's childhood bed. |
| ______________________________ [Mar 15,2007 4:53am - Lamp ""] You should work at a storage garage. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 4:58am - RichHorror ""] YOU SHOULD STOP TELLING ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE, DAD. |
| ______________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:01am - Lamp ""] Now Rich, how many times have we been over this. I'm not your real dad. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:01am - RichHorror ""] I'm older than you, you'll be whose dad I tell you to be. Respect your elders. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:03am - shatteredliz in brooklyn ""] Wait Rich, now you want respect? |
| ______________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:04am - Lamp ""] Well then, I'm taking all your blow-up dolls and child hostages away for the week for sassing me. |
| ___________________________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:06am - W3 @ work and will always be NLI ""] shatteredliz in brooklyn said:Sean, I want a shirt!! Liz you can have anything you want |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:07am - RichHorror ""] shatteredliz in brooklyn said:Wait Rich, now you want respect? I am respect. I am the right hand of God, and judge you as wicked. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:09am - shatteredliz in brooklyn ""] That's what I wanted to hear Sean! Rich, who told? |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:10am - RichHorror ""] Obviously God did, you ignant nigga. I AM HIS RIGHT HAND AFTER ALL. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:11am - shatteredliz in brooklyn ""] Oh, and boys, I have a question. Why do guys always have to do something to mess everything up so we can't fuck anymore? Boys are dumb. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:13am - RichHorror ""] Did his tear you up? Don't be hating on a motherfucker whose shit hangs. HIS SHIT HANGS, FOR REAL. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:14am - shatteredliz in brooklyn ""] No, he had to go and do something to piss me off so I had to walk away. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:14am - RichHorror ""] And Liz, you can always still fuck. You could lose all your limbs and your face if you still have female parts dudes will still hit it. We are all disgusting and I hope nuclear war kills us all. |