How many stitches have you had?[views:11684][posts:111]___________________________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:15am - W3 @ work and will always be NLI ""] RichHorror said:Did his tear you up? Don't be hating on a motherfucker whose shit hangs. HIS SHIT HANGS, FOR REAL. cue the Meatmen. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:15am - RichHorror ""] You should fuck all his friends. And tell all the girls he knows how small his dick is and how bad he is in bed. And make sure to tell him about it. And then tell me the whole story. That would really make me chuckle. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:16am - RichHorror ""] You can also have sex with me. I'm not sure how that would hurt him, but it's worth a try. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:16am - shatteredliz in brooklyn ""] I think all the girls he knows have seen his dick... |
| ___________________________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:16am - W3 @ work and will always be NLI ""] chuckle, who the hell says chuckle |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:17am - RichHorror ""] You should get a little sewing circle together with them and video conference to him and discuss how he has a small dick and fucks bad. That would be really swell. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:17am - shatteredliz in brooklyn ""] That's a good idea Rich, that'd show him, how quickly can you get to Queens? |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:17am - RichHorror ""] I say chuckle. BRINGING CHUCKLE BACK IN THE OH SEVEN. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:18am - RichHorror ""] shatteredliz in brooklyn said:That's a good idea Rich, that'd show him, how quickly can you get to Queens? I'm in my car right now. Once I get to Queens I'll start screaming 'LIZ IM HERE FOR MY BANG'. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:18am - shatteredliz in brooklyn ""] Oh, my sewing circle doesn't meet 'til next week. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:19am - RichHorror ""] Video conference, seriously. And tell me where this dude is at. I want to drink his tears. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:19am - shatteredliz in brooklyn ""] You want to suck his dick? |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:20am - RichHorror ""] He cries from his dick? I want him to cry and I catch it in a Big Gulp cup from 7-11. Im gonna add some Cherry Coke to it too. |
| ___________________________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:20am - W3 @ work and will always be NLI ""] haha what the hell happend to this thread. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:21am - RichHorror ""] Liz, I want to come to Queens and hang out, and you show me everywhere that they filmed for Coming To America. I love that movie like a motherfuck. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:22am - shatteredliz in brooklyn ""] I'm at an airport an bored, that's what happened. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:22am - RichHorror ""] I awesomeify every thread. What, I'm gonna let bitches talk about coffee and some homo death metal band? Fuck that noise. |
| ___________________________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:23am - W3 @ work and will always be NLI ""] shatteredliz in brooklyn said:I'm at an airport an bored, that's what happened. so im at a porn shop and bored doesnt mean you have to insult rich like that. that dood saved my life. :gun: |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:23am - RichHorror ""] Liz, me and Sean are more handsome than this dude, right? Yeah, I know! |
| ___________________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:24am - shatteredliz in brooklyn ""] Awesomeify. End of story. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:24am - RichHorror ""] I would go to Queens right now if I could remember how pants work. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:25am - shatteredliz in brooklyn ""] Of course you guys are hotter than him. How could you even ask that? |
| ___________________________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:25am - W3 @ work and will always be NLI ""] liz do you DP DV DA often and if so can i interest in a career in film |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:26am - RichHorror ""] I wanted dude to read it and cry some more. My drink needs more tears. Now I'm a turn this into a slush puppy. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:26am - shatteredliz in brooklyn ""] Well, my flight leaves in 20 minutes. You can just meet me in Florida. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:26am - RichHorror ""] Liz, give me his e-mail. I wanna ask why he cries from his dick. |
| ___________________________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:27am - W3 @ work and will always be NLI ""] do you have any lay overs in VA cause i can come kidnap you within seconds |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:27am - RichHorror ""] No, tell him to come to our show on the 19th. On stage I will be all 'THIS NIGGA HERE CRIES FROM HIS MUTHAFUCKIN' DICK.'. |
| ___________________________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:28am - W3 @ work and will always be NLI ""] naw naw "hey bub, whats the deal with cryin' from yo dick." |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:29am - RichHorror ""] That's how I hit him up at the after-show party. Then I punch him in the stomach and scream 'YEAH BREWDOGGIES'. |
| ___________________________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:30am - W3 @ work and will always be NLI ""] i see, i am not familiar with this "brewdoggies" term, how you say que |
| ___________________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:30am - shatteredliz in brooklyn ""] Ha! I'll let you know if he's there Monday. Oh, and Sean, no layovers. Only direct flights for me! |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:30am - RichHorror ""] Drink 20 beers and then do the 'hang ten' sign with your hand. It rules. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:32am - RichHorror ""] Sweet. Guaranteed I make Monday the worst night of his life. If there was a God, he would kill me. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:32am - shatteredliz in brooklyn ""] Where's the aftershow party? Oh man, why are you guys playing on Monday night? |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:32am - RichHorror ""] I dunno, but there is one. It's wild easy. I just walk in someone's house and go 'YEAH BREWDOGGIES' and it's a party. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:33am - RichHorror ""] I should point out I decided there was an aftershow part just now. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:33am - shatteredliz in brooklyn ""] That's what she said. |
| ___________________________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:34am - W3 @ work and will always be NLI ""] PARTY ON DOODER. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:35am - RichHorror ""] We're bringing surfboards and telling niggas we Municipal Waste. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:36am - shatteredliz in brooklyn ""] Okay, time to trun of my blackberry. Have a great day everyone. Thanks for keeping me company while I sat at LaGuardia. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:37am - RichHorror ""] Sean, I think that chick digs on our vibe. |
| ___________________________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:37am - W3 @ work and will always be NLI ""] rich i think every vagina digs that vibe, oh that smell |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:38am - RichHorror ""] I play mad vibes. |
| ___________________________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:40am - W3 @ work and will always be NLI ""] I AM HIP HOP |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:41am - RichHorror ""] I'm all like woosh woosh circle circle. |
| ___________________________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:42am - W3 @ work and will always be NLI ""] watch out for that treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:43am - RichHorror ""] Hey, my cell phone isn't supposed to go in my belly button. MY BAD YO. |
| ___________________________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:46am - W3 @ work and will always be NLI ""] thats just wrong and mostly cause i always figured you for having an outtie. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:48am - RichHorror ""] Mine goes in so deep it connects to the roots of the Tree of Life. |