Michael Jackson: DEAD.[views:14676][posts:113]_____________________________ [Jun 25,2009 5:49pm - pam ""] No shit. |
| _____________________________ [Jun 25,2009 5:53pm - pam ""] So far TMZ is the only one calling death... |
| _____________________________ [Jun 25,2009 5:54pm - pam ""] Farrah Fawcett is PISSED right now. |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 25,2009 5:58pm - Conservationist ""] Noooooooooooo. It can't be! |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 25,2009 5:59pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] Who the hell is Farrah Fawcett, we're talking about Thriller in here. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 25,2009 6:00pm - deathchick ""] crazy |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 25,2009 6:02pm - immortal13 ""] HIL-FUCKING-LARIOUS! Am I sick? |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 25,2009 6:02pm - Conservationist ""] http://www.wwj.com/Report--Michael-Jackson-Dead/4677474 |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 25,2009 6:02pm - joeycobra ""] Yeah just read it on tmz cnn still stays he was just rushed to the hospital. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 25,2009 6:04pm - RustyPS ""] http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,295433,00.html Michael Jackson the beer critic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 25,2009 6:05pm - xitsdoomsdayx ""] Yep when it rain it poors... Ahh i still don't give a shit |
| _____________________________ [Jun 25,2009 6:06pm - pam ""] http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSTRE55O6AK20090625 |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 25,2009 6:07pm - BoarcorpseJimbo ""] good |
| _____________________________ [Jun 25,2009 6:07pm - pam ""] I've always felt bad for the guy. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 25,2009 6:08pm - dertoxia ""] Heath Ledger is dead? |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 25,2009 6:08pm - BoarcorpseJimbo ""] yeah, i feel bad for pedophiles all the time. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 25,2009 6:09pm - xitsdoomsdayx ""] He wasnt even a person... Child fucker was the perfect definition of a Alien |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 25,2009 6:12pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] Just as Yoko Ono's sideways harmonica pussy ruined The Beatles, Macaulay Culkin's pre-pubescent dongler ruined Michael Jackson. Off the Wall, Thriller and Bad are all excellent albums. |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 25,2009 6:14pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] FACT: Thriller is the best metal video of all time. |
| _____________________________ [Jun 25,2009 6:15pm - pam ""] I don't feel bad post-childfucker Jackson, but that dude never had a chance at being even remotely normal and that's not his fault. Can't say I give a shit that he's dead though. |
| _____________________________ [Jun 25,2009 6:15pm - pam ""] BobNOMAAMRooney said:FACT: Thriller is the best metal video of all time. Backed. |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 25,2009 6:17pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] bennyhillifier |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 25,2009 6:18pm - narkybark ""] the general consensus seems to be that he's not dead but in a coma |
| _________________________________ [Jun 25,2009 6:19pm - Doomkid ""] pam said:I don't feel bad post-childfucker Jackson, but that dude never had a chance at being even remotely normal and that's not his fault. Agreed, NY Times says he's only in hospital unconscious. Who is reporting he's dead? |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 25,2009 6:19pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] BoarcorpseJimbo said:good finally some good news today. |
| _____________________________ [Jun 25,2009 6:21pm - pam ""] Doomkid said: pam said:I don't feel bad post-childfucker Jackson, but that dude never had a chance at being even remotely normal and that's not his fault. Agreed, NY Times says he's only in hospital unconscious. Who is reporting he's dead? TMZ first (you know, the fake news), the Reuters confirmed it about 20 minutes later but yeah now they're saying coma elsewhere. Dude is dead, they're probably trying to keep a crowd from forming outside the hospital. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 25,2009 6:21pm - xitsdoomsdayx ""] You know this death will prolly be the most covered death in our life time... Fuck princess Diana, this will prolly top it with all the fucken pro child fuckers out there |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 25,2009 6:22pm - BoarcorpseJimbo ""] google "him dead" and you'll see. Lot's o peeps saying they couldn't revive him. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 25,2009 6:23pm - narkybark ""] I hope he gets partially revived- he'd make an excellent zombie, complete with dance moves. They could redo the thriller video |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 25,2009 6:24pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] i couldnt even load reuters.com |
| _____________________________ [Jun 25,2009 6:25pm - pam ""] MSNBC says LA Times says dead. Then scrolls "in coma" afterward. wtf. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 25,2009 6:26pm - xitsdoomsdayx ""] Fucken fox news is now like in crazy mode |
| _____________________________ [Jun 25,2009 6:26pm - pam ""] narkybark said:I hope he gets partially revived- he'd make an excellent zombie, complete with dance moves. They could redo the thriller video lol ...there's a crowd forming already. Shit's gonna be crazy. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 25,2009 6:26pm - xitsdoomsdayx ""] Dude hes dead |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 25,2009 6:27pm - SkinSandwich ""] LOLZ |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 25,2009 6:27pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] FACT: Michael Jackson already died in the late 80's. He was replaced by Alien Michael Jackson...from space. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 25,2009 6:28pm - xitsdoomsdayx ""] Hey like i said you think Princess Diana was fucken big Wait for this shit |
| _____________________________ [Jun 25,2009 6:28pm - pam ""] xitsdoomsdayx said:Fucken fox news is now like in crazy mode Countdown to Anne Coulter flapping her fucking mouth... |
| _____________________________ [Jun 25,2009 6:29pm - pam ""] NBC News just confirmed he's dead. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 25,2009 6:29pm - xitsdoomsdayx ""] yep so did fox |
| _____________________________ [Jun 25,2009 6:29pm - GUY ""] piece of shit pedophile faggot. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 25,2009 6:30pm - SkinSandwich ""] Now he doesn't need makeup to be in a Thriller video. |
| _______________________________ [Jun 25,2009 6:30pm - tylor ""] HEE HEE |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 25,2009 6:30pm - xitsdoomsdayx ""] pronounced dead at 615 |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 25,2009 6:30pm - xitsdoomsdayx ""] LULZ |
| _____________________________ [Jun 25,2009 6:37pm - pam ""] hahah news is showing footage of all his insane moments over the last 10 years. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 25,2009 6:38pm - PatMeebles ""] bennyhillifier |
| __________________________________ [Jun 25,2009 6:42pm - brian_dc ""] the guy just knew it was time to beat it |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 25,2009 6:42pm - Conservationist ""] http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2009...nt-paramedics--capt-steve-ruda.html |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 25,2009 6:44pm - RichHorror ""] Prince "Blanket" Michael Jackson II |
| _________________________________ [Jun 25,2009 6:47pm - Doomkid ""] EVERY status update in my FB feed is about this. |
| _____________________________ [Jun 25,2009 6:48pm - GUY ""] katt williams is fuckin great |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 25,2009 6:49pm - xitsdoomsdayx ""] We should have only heard about this on animal planet!! |
| _________________________________ [Jun 25,2009 6:52pm - RustyPS ""] brian_dc said:the guy just knew it was time to beat itZING! |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 25,2009 6:53pm - The Revealer ""] [img] |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 25,2009 6:53pm - diarrhea_blumpkin ""] [img] |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 25,2009 6:54pm - MillenialKingdom ""] Every message board, every Facebook status and every news station is about this. This is crazy. I'm actually quite shocked. RIP Jacko. |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 25,2009 6:56pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] Gerald Ford dead today... |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 25,2009 6:56pm - xitsdoomsdayx ""] Hey shit happenes |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 25,2009 6:58pm - MillenialKingdom ""] Ed McMahon Farrah Fawcett Michael Jackson Who's next? Come on, Bush!! |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 25,2009 6:59pm - swamplorddvm ""] MillenialKingdom said: Come on, Bush!! Haha! Mike dying sucks though. He WAS cool. Strange but good performer. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 25,2009 7:02pm - xitsdoomsdayx ""] swamplorddvm said: MillenialKingdom said: Come on, Bush!! Haha! Mike dying sucks though. He WAS cool. Strange but good performer. You didn't buy any chance know him when you were younger did you, because its "ok" |
| __________________________________ [Jun 25,2009 7:02pm - brian_dc ""] *awaits real life version of Thriller* |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 25,2009 7:19pm - narkybark ""] there goes my chance to get diddled. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 25,2009 7:21pm - rotivore ""] Michael Jackson dies........thank god Bova still lives |
| _______________________________ [Jun 25,2009 7:24pm - tylor ""] bennyhillifier |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 25,2009 7:26pm - MillenialKingdom ""] LA coroner just confirmed that he is indeed dead. |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 25,2009 7:47pm - sewer goddess ""] MillenialKingdom said:Ed McMahon Farrah Fawcett Michael Jackson Who's next? Sky Saxon http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vV8KvKYRxig http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/articl...J3F0BxJ43QilwHe11waMsP_JEQD991VAJG1 |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 26,2009 12:43am - dreadkill ""] his heart exploded when he heard bova's shredding |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 26,2009 12:44am - dreadkill ""] ha, ctborderpatrol beat me to the bova joke in the other thread. |
| ________________________________ [Jun 26,2009 1:00am - zyklon ""] [img] |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 26,2009 2:53am - MillenialKingdom ""] I own that. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 26,2009 3:05am - Hungtableed ""] Fuck him, he was a skinna! |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 26,2009 3:53am - xanonymousx ""] he was a genius even though in his later years he was just wacked... rip |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 26,2009 3:55am - AUTOPSY_666 ""] [img] |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 26,2009 8:37am - BlackoutRick ""] SKINNA!! Good riddance. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 26,2009 8:38am - BlackoutRick ""] Too bad he didn't die in jail. They would have Dahmered his ass. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 26,2009 8:39am - BlackoutRick ""] MillenialKingdom said:Ed McMahon Farrah Fawcett Michael Jackson Who's next? Come on, Bush!! Yeah, right? When the fuck is he gonna shove off? |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 26,2009 8:49am - the_reverend ""] pam said:Farrah Fawcett is PISSED right now.If you look at CNN right now, it's pretty funny. seriously though, mj's thriller video was the first music video I ever saw. it was in a bar in a chinese place in derry, nh. I'm going to find thriller and listen to this fag today. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 26,2009 9:25am - boblovesmusic ""] MillenialKingdom said:Ed McMahon Farrah Fawcett Michael Jackson Who's next? Come on, Bush!! No! We don't want him to die suddenly cus then people will be like "oh he was a great leader blah blah blah." Let him live to an old old age and be forgotten! |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 26,2009 9:28am - the_reverend ""] just like regan? oh wait. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 26,2009 9:29am - boblovesmusic ""] wait, yeah, you're right. Yeah, have him shove off now and get it over with... haha |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 26,2009 9:50am - JustinSteele ""] This isn't going to fuck up NEDF, right? |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 26,2009 9:52am - boblovesmusic ""] [img] |
| ______________________________ [Jun 26,2009 11:39am - pam ""] BlackoutRick said: MillenialKingdom said:Ed McMahon Farrah Fawcett Michael Jackson Who's next? Come on, Bush!! Yeah, right? When the fuck is he gonna shove off? Next: Walter Cronkite ... I'm thinking today or tomorrow. After him...Patrick Swayze. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 26,2009 11:40am - arilliusbm ""] Bill Cosby. Dude's getting up there. |
| ______________________________ [Jun 26,2009 11:41am - pam ""] BlackoutRick said:SKINNA!! Good riddance. I dunno. I still think that if someone sexually abused my kid I would not take a pile of money and go away quietly like those gold-digging dick parents of that kid did. I think he was more "Creepy Uncle Mike" than full blown fucking kids. |
| ______________________________ [Jun 26,2009 11:43am - pam ""] Cronkite already has goodbye blogs going up: http://searchwarp.com/swa498459-Walter-Cro...ad-Farewell-To-An-American-Icon.htm |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 26,2009 11:45am - monster_island ""] cool just in time for our Gay Zombies release HAHAHAHAH [img] |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 26,2009 12:07pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] Awesome. Is Rob Halford next to go? |
| ______________________________ [Jun 26,2009 12:10pm - pam ""] AUTOPSY_666 said:Awesome. Is Rob Halford next to go? Shut your whore mouth. |
| _____________________________ [Jun 26,2009 1:10pm - GUY ""] bennyhillifier |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 26,2009 1:14pm - boblovesmusic ""] what's the difference between farrah fawcett and michael jackson ? about three hours |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 26,2009 1:18pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] ohhhhhhh snap. |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 26,2009 1:19pm - MillenialKingdom ""] I really don't think Michael did it. I do believe it was an extortion case. This doesn't take away from the bizarre life he led but a child molester is not something I picture him being. I'm still kinda shocked he died. |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 26,2009 1:22pm - monster_island ""] AUTOPSY_666 said:Awesome. Is Rob Halford next to go? how long does AIDS take to kill a homo ??? |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 26,2009 1:27pm - the_reverend ""] michael jackson touch kids. get over it. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 26,2009 1:27pm - porphyria ""] Neverland Ranch Investigators Discover Corpse Of Real Michael Jackson [img] |
| _____________________________ [Jun 26,2009 1:35pm - pam ""] boblovesmusic said:what's the difference between farrah fawcett and michael jackson ? about three hours yuk yuk yuk |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 26,2009 1:58pm - mattkings ""] bennyhillifier hah |
| ________________________________ [Jun 26,2009 2:11pm - XmikeX ""] "You gonna be eatin bananas in Alaska" |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 26,2009 2:13pm - arilliusbm ""] sigh. i just got yelled at by some sensitive bitch I work with. older guy was like "was he black or white? I couldn't tell. he was white, right?" "nah, all I know is he's green now." "YOURE MEAN YOU SON OF A BITCH!" |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 26,2009 2:15pm - MillenialKingdom ""] That kid is a fucking tool. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 26,2009 2:26pm - mattkings ""] anyone who takes videos of themselves talking on youtube is a tool. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 26,2009 3:53pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 26,2009 4:04pm - Sacreligion ""] Farrah Fawcett arrived at the gates of heaven and was told she had one wish. She said "I just want to make sure all the children of the world are safe..." |
| __________________________________ [Jun 26,2009 4:13pm - brian_dc ""] Sacreligion said:Farrah Fawcett arrived at the gates of heaven and was told she had one wish. She said "I just want to make sure all the children of the world are safe..." I've seen this joke flowing around. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 26,2009 4:15pm - Sacreligion ""] Michael Jackson was going to be cremated but they decided it'd be more green to recycle him into grocery bags. This way, he's still made out of white plastic AND dangerous to children. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 26,2009 4:16pm - brian_dc ""] http://www.lambgoat.com/mb/thread.aspx?id=1474660 http://lambgoat.com/mb/thread.aspx?id=1474815 http://www.reddit.com/r/self/comments/8vs5...tt_died_and_went_to_heaven_she_met/ http://vnboards.ign.com/ac_friends/b5258/111199793/p1/?1 http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/06/farrah_fawcett_rip.php etc etc |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 26,2009 5:26pm - the_reverend ""] [YOUTUBE=mf-Wj_DgRSk&NR=1] |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 26,2009 6:43pm - The Revealer ""] Since he was 99% plastic anyways, they should melt him down and make legos out of him. That way, he can still be played with by little boys. |
| _____________________________ [Jun 26,2009 8:12pm - pam ""] brian_dc said: Sacreligion said:Farrah Fawcett arrived at the gates of heaven and was told she had one wish. She said "I just want to make sure all the children of the world are safe..." I've seen this joke flowing around. Today I heard: Hey did you know Michael Jackson died from food poisoning? He ate some 8 year old nuts. I'm hoping the jokes at least get better. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 29,2009 11:55am - RustyPS ""] [img] |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 29,2009 11:57am - monster_island ""] hahahaha |