FEMALE FRONTED BANDS!
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[Nov 24,2010 1:38am - MetallicaGurl ""]
Hi. I'm a girl, 22, currently looking to start a female-fronted metal
band. I have already found a guitarist. We want to play the most
extreme metal music with all different influences (As I Lay Dying,
Cannibal Corpse, Emperor, All That Remains, Kittie (don't knock
KITTIE!), Arch Goat, Dio, Cryptopsy (newer), Pantera, Van der Graaf Generator etc. etc.) We have a lot of influences and are not afraid to mix them up. That's what good metal is all about, mixing styles and creating your own. We have a space in Lowell, and can accomodate for rent. We are looking for the following:
*preferably 18 years or older with MUSICAL SKILL
*must have transportation
*must have own equipment
*must be into METAL
*no druggs plz k thnks
*MOTIVATION
email me at MetallicaWhore@hotmail.com or PM me for more info or interest.
Thanks! ;)
[Nov 24,2010 1:40am - boblovesmusic ""]
oh this is going to be a good one...
[Nov 24,2010 1:51am - TheRidersofDoom ""]
I play bass and love dio and emperor but I need to know some info about you first, very important
how big are yo boobies, and can I motorboat em?
[Nov 24,2010 1:53am - TheRidersofDoom ""]
nevermind
Yellowteeth are a deal breaker for joining a band
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[Nov 24,2010 1:58am - Randy_Marsh ""]
Cryptopsy (newer)!?!?
I actually laughed out loud.
[Nov 24,2010 2:19am - i_am_not_me ""]
MetallicaGurl said:Cryptopsy (newer)
Obvious troll makes troll obvious.
[Nov 24,2010 2:25am - i_am_not_me ""]
And I hereby claim this thread in the name of Van der Graaf Generator.
bennyhillifier
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[Nov 24,2010 2:25am - MetallicaGurl ""]
???? I don't get it.
[Nov 24,2010 2:26am - i_am_not_me ""]
This thread. It now pertains exclusively to Van der Graaf Generator.
bennyhillifier
[Nov 24,2010 2:32am - TheRidersofDoom ""]
benny hillify that shit.
[Nov 24,2010 2:33am - MetallicaGurl ""]
This really hurts you know >:( Im just looking for members for a kickass metal band with new fresh ideas. I know you guys think it's a joke cuz i'm a chic but once we get this band together you'll see. You'll all see. :D Email if interested! K Thnks
[Nov 24,2010 2:35am - i_am_not_me ""]
Now, now. Van der Graaf Generator will ease your pain.
bennyhillifier
bennyhillifier
[Nov 24,2010 2:38am - TheRidersofDoom ""]
MetallicaGurl said:This really hurts you know >:( Im just looking for members for a kickass metal band with new fresh ideas. I know you guys think it's a joke cuz i'm a chic but once we get this band together you'll see. You'll all see. :D Email if interested! K Thnks
Only the most brutal survive more than a week on RTTP all fall eventually. If you are real you will more than likely be wiser to learn RTTP etiquette on your feet or go to craigslist
TITS OR GTFO
also, Metallica is raviolis.
[Nov 24,2010 2:38am - Randy_Marsh ""]
CRYPTOPSY NEWER CRYPTOPSY NEWER CRYPTOPSY NEWER CRYPTOPSY NEWER CRYPTOPSY NEWER CRYPTOPSY NEWER CRYPTOPSY NEWER CRYPTOPSY NEWER CRYPTOPSY NEWER CRYPTOPSY NEWER CRYPTOPSY NEWER
[Nov 24,2010 2:39am - MetallicaGurl ""]
Um, it would make me feel better if I was taken seriously :/...but cool videos. Added to list of influences.
[Nov 24,2010 2:42am - MetallicaGurl ""]
TheRidersofDoom said:
MetallicaGurl said:This really hurts you know >:( Im just looking for members for a kickass metal band with new fresh ideas. I know you guys think it's a joke cuz i'm a chic but once we get this band together you'll see. You'll all see. :D Email if interested! K Thnks
Only the most brutal survive more than a week on RTTP all fall eventually. If you are real you will more than likely be wiser to learn RTTP etiquette on your feet or go to craigslist
TITS OR GTFO
also, Metallica is raviolis.
check pixxx LOL
[Nov 24,2010 2:45am - TheRidersofDoom ""]
now that tits have been sacrificed all you need to do is forget everything you know about metal
and accidentally the whole thing
[Nov 24,2010 2:45am - Randy_Marsh ""]
cryptopsy newer speaks to me, bro. i love cryptopsy newer. none so vile was crap CRYPTOPSY NEWER!
[Nov 24,2010 2:50am - MetallicaGurl ""]
FUCK YEAH!!!!1[Nov 24,2010 3:01am - TheRidersofDoom ""]
Only nightwish and opeth are real
Burzum is an newb
David Myatt
[Nov 24,2010 3:05am - MetallicaGurl ""]
Opeth IS real! <3
[Nov 24,2010 3:10am - i_am_not_me ""]
DO A CRYPTOPSY NEWER ABOUT IT, FAGGOT
Oh, and lest I forget...
bennyhillifier
[Nov 24,2010 3:15am - the_reverend ""]
cool thread bro
[Nov 24,2010 3:24am - amorok666 ""]
I love when this happens
[Nov 24,2010 5:46am - Pires ""]
TheRidersofDoom said:
David Myatt
[Nov 24,2010 6:02am - Slag ""]
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[Nov 24,2010 6:16am - Spaldino ""]
an image of OP's house
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[Nov 24,2010 7:52am - largefreakatzero ""]
NEVAR FORGET
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[Nov 24,2010 8:23am - blue ""]
As I lay dying + kittie + new cryptopsy + archgoat = recipe for greatness
[Nov 24,2010 8:23am - Yeti ""]
aw, how cute. putting Emperor with As I Lay Dying and Kittie is a blasphemy punishable by death in 37 countries.
[Nov 24,2010 8:27am - Lamp nli ""]
Self-destructing trolls are the raddest and kewl kewlest ever
[Nov 24,2010 8:36am - lord worm ""]
Cryptopsy newer was only fucking cool when I wore bolo ties you stupid cunt! Send me naked pictures of your dad now!
[Nov 24,2010 8:50am - largefreakatzero ""]
lord%20worm said:Cryptopsy newer was only fucking cool when I wore bolo ties you stupid cunt! Send me naked pictures of your dad now!
This made me lol.
[Nov 24,2010 9:25am - metal_church101 ""]
Good thread, bro.
[Nov 24,2010 9:33am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
Step aside, guys. I'll handle this.
MetallicaGurl said:Hi. I'm a girl, 22, currently looking to start a female-fronted metal
band. I have already found a guitarist. We want to play the most
extreme metal music with all different influences (As I Lay Dying,
Cannibal Corpse, Emperor, All That Remains, Kittie (don't knock
KITTIE!), Arch Goat, Dio, Cryptopsy (newer), Pantera, Van der Graaf Generator etc. etc.) We have a lot of influences and are not afraid to mix them up. That's what good metal is all about, mixing styles and creating your own. We have a space in Lowell, and can accomodate for rent. We are looking for the following:
*preferably 18 years or older with MUSICAL SKILL
*must have transportation
*must have own equipment
*must be into METAL
*no druggs plz k thnks
*MOTIVATION
email me at MetallicaWhore@hotmail.com or PM me for more info or interest.
Thanks! ;)
Kill yourself, you fucking whore.
[Nov 24,2010 9:43am - SLAG NLI ""]
This reeks of a certain BM troll.
[Nov 24,2010 9:44am - FuckIsMySignature ""]
needs moar tits
[Nov 24,2010 10:05am - posbleak ""]
This is for you, honey:
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Even trolls need better teeth than that.
[Nov 24,2010 10:23am - FuckIsMySignature ""]
thats a shit-eating grin if i've ever seen one
[Nov 24,2010 10:44am - Yeti ""]
i want to see a band made entirely out of female fronts.
[Nov 24,2010 11:00am - FuckIsMySignature ""]
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[Nov 24,2010 11:00am - bunghole destroyer ""]
MetallicaGurl said:Hi. I'm a girl, 22, currently looking to start a female-fronted metal
band. I have already found a guitarist. We want to play the most
extreme metal music with all different influences (As I Lay Dying,
Cannibal Corpse, Emperor, All That Remains, Kittie (don't knock
KITTIE!), Arch Goat, Dio, Cryptopsy (newer), Pantera, Van der Graaf Generator etc. etc.) We have a lot of influences and are not afraid to mix them up. That's what good metal is all about, mixing styles and creating your own. We have a space in Lowell, and can accomodate for rent. We are looking for the following:
*preferably 18 years or older with MUSICAL SKILL
*must have transportation
*must have own equipment
*must be into METAL
*no druggs plz k thnks
*MOTIVATION
email me at MetallicaWhore@hotmail.com or PM me for more info or interest.
Thanks! ;)
i will join your band if i can make ass smoothies in your shithole and piss in your face
[Nov 24,2010 11:22am - arilliusbm ""]
troll aint me
[Nov 24,2010 11:45am - i_am_not_me ""]
arilliusbm said:troll aint me
I thought at first Slag was waiting for us to be accused of being hobby rockers.
Oh, and...
bennyhillifier
[Nov 24,2010 1:31pm - xmikex ""]
MetallicaGurl said:Hi. I'm a girl, 22, currently looking to start a female-fronted metal
band. I have already found a guitarist. We want to play the most
extreme metal music with all different influences (As I Lay Dying,
Cannibal Corpse, Emperor, All That Remains, Kittie (don't knock
KITTIE!), Arch Goat, Dio, Cryptopsy (newer), Pantera, Van der Graaf Generator etc. etc.) We have a lot of influences and are not afraid to mix them up. That's what good metal is all about, mixing styles and creating your own. We have a space in Lowell, and can accomodate for rent. We are looking for the following:
*preferably 18 years or older with MUSICAL SKILL
*must have transportation
*must have own equipment
*must be into METAL
*no druggs plz k thnks
*MOTIVATION
email me at MetallicaWhore@hotmail.com or PM me for more info or interest.
Thanks! ;)
Madam, please excuse my uncouth colleagues and their barbarous treatment of this thread. I have 10+ years of drumming experience, and I'd love to play in your band. I love Kittie, and personally I hated Cryptopsy when they were good. If you wouldn't mind sending me some samples of music you have written along with a portfolio of 8x10 nude photographs of you blowing Ratt's Stephen Percy.
Thanks.
[Nov 24,2010 1:33pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
ahahah holy shit.
[Nov 24,2010 2:00pm - arktouros ""]
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[Nov 24,2010 3:12pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
xmikex said:and personally I hated Cryptopsy when they were good
hahahahaha
[Nov 24,2010 3:21pm - immortal13 ""]
Only None So Vile is real.
[Nov 24,2010 3:23pm - Yeti ""]
immortal13 said:Only Born So Vile's shoes are real.