new and confused
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[Jun 8,2004 4:45pm - metal_mistress ""]
ok hi im new here and i got an email when i signed up that said that i have 100 scean points spend them wisely. what in the living hell are scean points?
[Jun 8,2004 4:48pm - intricateprocess ""]
HAHAHAHA scene points are so lame like omfg
[Jun 8,2004 4:49pm - metal_mistress ""]
well i may agree with you if i knew what the hell they were!
[Jun 8,2004 4:52pm - powerkok ""]
Im pretty sure its a joke.
[Jun 8,2004 4:53pm - intricateprocess ""]
it is........scene points are like just a gay stoopid joke.......well kind of.....i cant really explain it on a message board with out sounding stoopid
[Jun 8,2004 4:56pm - the_reverend ""]
I have the program automatically e-mail out that to everyone that signs up.
I would paste it here, but I can't get my c+p to wrk.
[Jun 8,2004 4:59pm - Abbath ""]
hahahahahi never got that email ahahahah
[Jun 8,2004 5:08pm - succubus ""]
abbath...when you signed up it was a different message:
something like:
Thank you for signing up on returntothepit.com.
Please, feel free to post, comment, review or discussion things.
~~~
i don't know when he changed it
but please do not tell me he spelled it SCEAN...?
that's why i like proofreading things before he sends them out and some of the time...i do
anywho...
[Jun 8,2004 5:42pm - silky ""]
I'm down to like 28 scene points, and my t-cell count has dipped way below 20.
[Jun 8,2004 5:48pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
I gained 200 scene points for booking Misery Index, but then lost 500 for not booking it at a VFW hall in Hanson.
[Jun 8,2004 6:29pm - the_reverend ""]
subject: "thank you for signing up on ReturnToThePit.com"
\r\nFrom: Rev Aaron <rev@returntothepit.com>\r\n";
"Thank you for signing up on returntothepit.com.\nPlease, feel free to post, comment, review or discussion things.\n\n";
"If you have any requests or ideas for the site, I would love to hear them. Please, e-mail me at any point as I love to hear other ideas.\n";
"thanks\nRev Aaron";
[Jun 8,2004 6:34pm - JellyFish ""]
i never recieved that e-mail
[Jun 8,2004 6:36pm - Iren_the_Viking ""]
nor did i
[Jun 8,2004 6:36pm - aliciagrace ""]
boobies??
[Jun 8,2004 6:36pm - baneofexistence ""]
i gave my scene points to charity...........
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and charity gave me the goods :P hahahahahaha
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and now i moan when i pee hey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! gawd damn bitch
[Jun 8,2004 10:24pm - The_ExhumeD ""]
anyone that wears gauges and a white belt combo = + 50 scene points. long live bandanas and sauconys
hahahaha
[Jun 8,2004 10:24pm - cdan ""]
it means, that by joining this board, you have become a whiny, bitter, emo, shit-talking scenster like the rest of us. >:]
[Jun 8,2004 10:52pm - BornSoVile ""]
Hi I'm Jawsh, I'll be your friend : p
[Jun 8,2004 11:02pm - the_reverend ""]
what josh meant to say...
welcome to return to the pit
where the guy/girl ratio is 101 to 1 and succubus is taken.
[Jun 8,2004 11:04pm - Abbath ""]
WOMEN= VAGINAS
[Jun 9,2004 2:05am - DeOdiumMortis ""]
A GIRL?!!??!
~showers, shaves, fixes hair, puts on nice clothes, takes off all clothes, tries to look cool~
[Jun 9,2004 3:26am - TheGreatSpaldino ""]
A GIRL?!
*slaps the bitch for not making me dinner fast enough*
[Jun 9,2004 7:25am - Otto/Wormdr1v3 ""]
hahaha, welcome to the site Metal Mistress. I spend hours on here evryday when I should be "working". Maybe we can get together and have a virtual date?
[Jun 9,2004 7:44am - metal_mistress ""]
yes im a girl and no im not taken. any1 from the lowell area in mass?
[Jun 9,2004 7:54am - subjugate ""]
metal_mistress said:yes im a girl and no im not taken. any1 from the lowell area in mass?
what kinda talents do you have :shocker::shocked:
[Jun 9,2004 7:58am - succubus ""]
ok well he spells it "scene" and it's not in the email it's one of the rendom titles..the email is what he cut and pasted, nothing to get confused about
[Jun 9,2004 9:13am - deadhooker ""]
a lot of people on here are from MA
[Jun 9,2004 9:18am - Joe/NotCommon ""]
metal_mistress said:yes im a girl and no im not taken. any1 from the lowell area in mass?
the guys from abhorred would probably be into gang raping you, I can put you in touch with them :spineyes:
[Jun 9,2004 9:25am - deadhooker ""]
Joe/NotCommon said:metal_mistress said:yes im a girl and no im not taken. any1 from the lowell area in mass?
the guys from abhorred would probably be into gang raping you, I can put you in touch with them :spineyes:
new lady, never trust Joe, he hates all, and lives off of other people's misery
[Jun 9,2004 9:27am - deadhooker ""]
holy shit, there is like 7 of us chicks now.
[Jun 9,2004 9:56am - RustedAngel ""]
*fingers butthole*
[Jun 9,2004 10:00am - deadhooker ""]
your own?
[Jun 9,2004 10:04am - subjugate ""]
deadhooker said:holy shit, there is like 7 of us chicks now.
sounds like the makings of a good porno orgy
R.T.T.P. XXXposed
[Jun 9,2004 10:10am - deadhooker ""]
yah but i don't think you could get any of us ladies in on that one
[Jun 9,2004 10:12am - Joe/NotCommon ""]
what ladies? sure there are 7 females, but still no ladies.
Jim get your camera ready, this is gonna be a great porn
[Jun 9,2004 10:20am - deadhooker ""]
so ladies was a poor choice or words. but still, too bad sucka
[Jun 9,2004 11:35am - morkul ""]
Don't be Cock-Tease's.
[Jun 9,2004 2:48pm - subjugate ""]
RTTP
really stands for
Ramming
Tight
Teen
Pussy
[Jun 9,2004 3:46pm - deadhooker ""]
oh my ha ha fuck
[Jun 9,2004 4:20pm - metal_mistress ""]
did i stumble in to the middle of a rampage here?
[Jun 9,2004 5:42pm - Abbath ""]
no this is just usual rttp talk welcome aboard
[Jun 9,2004 7:41pm - baneofexistence ""]
metal_mistress said:did i stumble in to the middle of a rampage here?
i can't speak for the rest of them but i'm just mess'n with you :doublehorns:
welcum aboard :krusty:
[Jun 9,2004 8:20pm - metal_mistress ""]
thanx all! hey fuck with me all you want it dosnt bother me
[Jun 9,2004 8:23pm - TheGreatSpaldino ""]
ill fuck with ya ;)
[Jun 9,2004 9:05pm - iFuck ""]
metal.. what town are you a T.A. in?
[Jun 9,2004 9:37pm - DeOdiumMortis ""]
metal_mistress said:thanx all! hey fuck with me all you want it dosnt bother me
I want to become obsessed with you.
[Jun 9,2004 10:41pm - assuck ""]
i and the rest of abhorred would gladly grope, if not rape you
[Jun 9,2004 11:28pm - BornSoVile ""]
are you still confused Miss?
[Jun 10,2004 1:51am - MyDeadDoll ""]
and if you have a nice rack, you can join mine and succubus's boobie clan!!
[Jun 10,2004 3:34am - iFuck ""]
but dont worry... NOBODYS allowed to talk about them!8^(
[Jun 10,2004 4:57pm - metal_mistress ""]
well you guys might want to check out my pix b4 you decide to invite me into a booby clan or have your band grope me or become obsessed with me. i am a t.a. in lowell but for the summer i work in the office of a summer camp in dunstable.
http://campushook.com/?pg=profile&user=17402
[Jun 10,2004 5:00pm - baneofexistence ""]
i get to go first :P
[Jun 10,2004 5:19pm - assuck ""]
i live in the same town as her, so i'll probably get to her first
[Jun 10,2004 5:23pm - assuck ""]
but in all seriousness i never thought there would be someone else from chelmsford other than the rest of abhorred on this site
[Jun 10,2004 5:32pm - DeOdiumMortis ""]
~prepares stalking kit~
[Jun 10,2004 6:11pm - assuck ""]
i gotta get me one of them
[Jun 10,2004 6:15pm - TheGreatSpaldino ""]
she's actually pretty cute
[Jun 10,2004 6:19pm - baneofexistence ""]
assuck said:i live in the same town as her, so i'll probably get to her first
listen here mr
i have seniority :moe:
[Jun 10,2004 6:20pm - DeOdiumMortis ""]
You're probably older than her dad though. And that's only acceptable when you make at least seven figures a year.
[Jun 10,2004 6:23pm - TheGreatSpaldino ""]
or cram seven fingers in her rear...
[Jun 10,2004 6:25pm - baneofexistence ""]
takes out pen
add's a few 000000 to pay check
[Jun 10,2004 6:45pm - BornSoVile ""]
I'll protect you.
[Jun 10,2004 6:50pm - BornSoVile ""]
'69 Chevelle, fuck me.
If we were together we would be bronzed into a trophy couple.
[Jun 10,2004 6:51pm - Hoser ""]
My cock smells a bit sour.
[Jun 10,2004 6:55pm - iFuck ""]
TheGreatSpaldino said:or cram seven fingers in her rear...
OH MY GOD... FINALLY something we agree on!
[Jun 11,2004 10:22pm - metal_mistress ""]
hummmmmm interesting.
[Jun 12,2004 3:40am - assuck at friends house ""]
so how's things in your part of chelmsford
[Jun 12,2004 7:52am - metal_mistress ""]
well you live here you know as much as i do that this town sux! im jessie by the way. 10 to 1 i already know you. does your band have a site?
[Jun 12,2004 8:46am - swamplorddvm ""]
What the hell? I want MY scene points. Am I not with it?
[Jun 12,2004 9:59am - succubus ""]
swamplorddvm said:What the hell? I want MY scene points. Am I not with it?
keep hitting refresh on this site until you see the message
top left corner...it's not in an email
i think the metal mistress was trying to confuse people lol
and it worked
[Jun 12,2004 11:53am - pessimist ""]
metal_mistress said:well you live here you know as much as i do that this town sux! im jessie by the way. 10 to 1 i already know you. does your band have a site?
http://www.abhorred.cjb.net
fuck chelmsford
[Jun 12,2004 3:44pm - assuck ""]
i'm ben and i cant say i recognize you from your pictures... but you should come to the show June 26th that we are playing... theres a thread on here somewhere about it.
[Jun 12,2004 4:53pm - blue ""]
dude...all that matters is that ill be there. and im just as breathtaking as any woman dammit.
NOTICE ME!!!!!!!!!!!
[Jun 12,2004 4:54pm - assuck ""]
i'm sorry blue, but its over between us. i cant deal with a long distance relationship. i'm leaving you for metal mistress
[Jun 12,2004 5:04pm - swamplorddvm ""]
Holy shit. I just saw your pic. You are rather cute.
Hey how's it goin?
[Jun 12,2004 5:45pm - assuck ""]
back off, she's mine
[Jun 12,2004 6:07pm - DeOdiumMortis ""]
Neither of you better interfere with my stalking.
[Jun 12,2004 6:39pm - BornSoVile ""]
Abhorred is the spoiler for me again!! : p
[Jun 12,2004 6:41pm - BornSoVile ""]
wait a second, Ben can you handle older women?? let me know if you need a hand she's my age.
[Jun 12,2004 10:59pm - assuck ""]
hahaha... damn you and your knowing how old i am... thats ok though...i'll win her over with this tantalizing picture of me:
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[Jun 12,2004 11:02pm - assuck ""]
god damn thats a funny picture
[Jun 12,2004 11:19pm - TheGreatSpaldino ""]
i can handle 3 of her... because im a huge and fat ogre =(
[Jun 13,2004 2:46am - the_reverend ""]
you mean you can eat 3 of her,
way to think you are shrek again
[Jun 13,2004 3:26am - BornSoVile ""]
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[Jun 13,2004 3:30am - BornSoVile ""]
I'm smooth like sandpaper.
[Jun 13,2004 4:50am - DeOdiumMortis ""]
I forgot how much I hate the "hit on the new girl" thread. I'm going to cut my stalking back to stalking from a distance.
[Jun 13,2004 8:36am - metal_mistress ""]
you guys are too funny. i will try to make it out to the show and ill check the site in a bit. but i dont want to interfeer with anyones relationships here
and how huch older am i than you?[Jun 13,2004 8:58am - Joe/NotCommon ""]
Hello Metal Mistress, take your rightful place by coming to the show on June 26th and murdering Blue. It is your destiny, do not fail me.
[Jun 13,2004 11:14am - metal_mistress ""]
hi. ill do my best.
[Jun 13,2004 11:22am - succubus ""]
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[Jun 13,2004 11:25am - metal_mistress ""]
dude i know 2 of your members. i know shwags and john. i dated the drummer in twin midget, mike. but holly fuck i havent seen shwags in like forever. damn. tell him jess murphy said hi for me if you would. oh yeah ignore anything you have ever heard about me or will hear 3/4 of the shit that has ever been said about me was either not true or was this girl that was my "friend" doing shit with guys and saying she was me. i have bad taste in friends as it turns out.
[Jun 13,2004 11:32am - metal_mistress ""]
i cant come to the show im not 21 till aug. sorry hun
[Jun 13,2004 2:12pm - assuck ""]
thats ok about the show. we will have many more shows to come. thats some weird shit that you know those 2. i cant say ive heard anything about you, but i'll keep that in mind if i do.
[Jun 13,2004 2:33pm - BornSoVile ""]
I need to burn up with Abhorred.
[Jun 13,2004 2:34pm - assuck ""]
do it
[Jun 14,2004 4:15pm - metal_mistress ""]
very cool very cool. i didnt see any on the shows page but let me know and ill try to make it out to a few
[Jun 14,2004 6:20pm - Abbath ""]
it's even cooler when you post outside this thread
[Jun 14,2004 6:51pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
metal_mistress said:i cant come to the show im not 21 till aug. sorry hun
I can get you in.
[Jun 14,2004 7:01pm - Beakey ""]
Joe/NotCommon said:metal_mistress said:i cant come to the show im not 21 till aug. sorry hun
I can get you in.
But will she come out?
[Jun 14,2004 7:02pm - succubus ""]
Abbath said:it's even cooler when you post outside this thread
hahahahahaha
doubt it'll happen though
[Jun 14,2004 7:16pm - Christraper ""]
HOLY SHIT SHE'S HOT!!! how do you get to lowell MA????
:shocked:
[Jun 14,2004 7:24pm - dread_104 ""]
so, are like, any of you in a band? tee-hee
[Jun 14,2004 9:25pm - metal_mistress ""]
well i dont want to go all the way down there just to have to go somewhere else thats the only thing. i have very little patience for deviation from a plan.
[Jun 14,2004 10:57pm - BornSoVile ""]
it's quite simple, see you go to the show, everyone drools over you, I fight everyone in Abhorred, and Joe, and if the mood shall strike you we can romance on the corner of Tremont St. There will be no deviation from this plan.
[Jun 14,2004 10:59pm - assuck ""]
take her to the alley. chicks dig that.
[Jun 14,2004 11:11pm - BornSoVile ""]
oh jeez.
[Jun 14,2004 11:12pm - assuck ""]
i'm just trying to help.
just look at that picture i posted of myself
that is the face of a true lady's man
[Jun 14,2004 11:16pm - BornSoVile ""]
i posted one of me like that too, but then Carina took the liberty to post one that was "sexy".
[Jun 14,2004 11:17pm - Christraper ""]
assuck said:i'm just trying to help.
just look at that picture i posted of myself
that is the face of a true lady's man
haha! thatd be funny if your hair always looked like that! when and where is this show that you speak of?
[Jun 14,2004 11:26pm - assuck ""]
Saturday June 26th 9 pm
Choppin Block
Boston
Watchmaker
Kevorkian's Angels
Hirudinea
Abhorred
The Network
[Jun 15,2004 2:00pm - pessimist ""]
sweet cheap plug...
[Jun 15,2004 2:05pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
I can get you in new girl, so if you want to come just email me so I can tell the club ahead of time about it
[Jun 15,2004 2:11pm - Wood ""]
Hey Metal Mistress.... the best option for you is to just roll wit me. I'll treat you like a true slampig..... No wait... like a lady... yeah lady..
This me from far away behind the Kit...
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this is me up close...
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I'll love you Like I love my own balls.
[Jun 15,2004 3:15pm - assuck ""]
i think that means a lot
[Jun 16,2004 4:35am - DeOdiumMortis ""]
Or it means with a few rubber bands around you and some turtle wax.
[Jun 16,2004 7:41am - Joe/NotCommon ""]
heroes in a half shell, TURTLE POWER
[Jun 16,2004 8:01pm - deadhooker ""]
Joe/NotCommon said:Hello Metal Mistress, take your rightful place by coming to the show on June 26th and murdering Blue. It is your destiny, do not fail me.
you hired me to take care of all the assholes at metal shows. :gun:
[Jun 16,2004 11:11pm - assuck ""]
blue's not an asshole, he's just a whore
[Jun 17,2004 8:58am - deadhooker ""]
regaurdless of what he is, i am the bodyguard, I and only I kill for sir notcommon
[Jun 17,2004 9:03am - Joe/NotCommon ""]
I need you to kill the entire town of Hanson, MA.
[Jun 17,2004 9:18am - deadhooker ""]
im on it, is that anywhere near where i will be today, cause i can swing through and go on a quick killing spree
[Jun 17,2004 9:21am - Joe/NotCommon ""]
Just turn your gaydar on and you will be drawn to hanson
[Jun 17,2004 9:24am - deadhooker ""]
but would my gaydar not lead me to you?
[Jun 17,2004 9:25am - Joe/NotCommon ""]
Only if I am sucking Carina's cock