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[Jun 10,2004 4:57pm - metal_mistress ""]
well you guys might want to check out my pix b4 you decide to invite me into a booby clan or have your band grope me or become obsessed with me. i am a t.a. in lowell but for the summer i work in the office of a summer camp in dunstable.
http://campushook.com/?pg=profile&user=17402
[Jun 10,2004 5:00pm - baneofexistence ""]
i get to go first :P
[Jun 10,2004 5:19pm - assuck ""]
i live in the same town as her, so i'll probably get to her first
[Jun 10,2004 5:23pm - assuck ""]
but in all seriousness i never thought there would be someone else from chelmsford other than the rest of abhorred on this site
[Jun 10,2004 5:32pm - DeOdiumMortis ""]
~prepares stalking kit~
[Jun 10,2004 6:11pm - assuck ""]
i gotta get me one of them
[Jun 10,2004 6:15pm - TheGreatSpaldino ""]
she's actually pretty cute
[Jun 10,2004 6:19pm - baneofexistence ""]
assuck said:i live in the same town as her, so i'll probably get to her first
listen here mr
i have seniority :moe:
[Jun 10,2004 6:20pm - DeOdiumMortis ""]
You're probably older than her dad though. And that's only acceptable when you make at least seven figures a year.
[Jun 10,2004 6:23pm - TheGreatSpaldino ""]
or cram seven fingers in her rear...
[Jun 10,2004 6:25pm - baneofexistence ""]
takes out pen
add's a few 000000 to pay check
[Jun 10,2004 6:45pm - BornSoVile ""]
I'll protect you.
[Jun 10,2004 6:50pm - BornSoVile ""]
'69 Chevelle, fuck me.
If we were together we would be bronzed into a trophy couple.
[Jun 10,2004 6:51pm - Hoser ""]
My cock smells a bit sour.
[Jun 10,2004 6:55pm - iFuck ""]
TheGreatSpaldino said:or cram seven fingers in her rear...
OH MY GOD... FINALLY something we agree on!
[Jun 11,2004 10:22pm - metal_mistress ""]
hummmmmm interesting.
[Jun 12,2004 3:40am - assuck at friends house ""]
so how's things in your part of chelmsford
[Jun 12,2004 7:52am - metal_mistress ""]
well you live here you know as much as i do that this town sux! im jessie by the way. 10 to 1 i already know you. does your band have a site?
[Jun 12,2004 8:46am - swamplorddvm ""]
What the hell? I want MY scene points. Am I not with it?
[Jun 12,2004 9:59am - succubus ""]
swamplorddvm said:What the hell? I want MY scene points. Am I not with it?
keep hitting refresh on this site until you see the message
top left corner...it's not in an email
i think the metal mistress was trying to confuse people lol
and it worked
[Jun 12,2004 11:53am - pessimist ""]
metal_mistress said:well you live here you know as much as i do that this town sux! im jessie by the way. 10 to 1 i already know you. does your band have a site?
http://www.abhorred.cjb.net
fuck chelmsford
[Jun 12,2004 3:44pm - assuck ""]
i'm ben and i cant say i recognize you from your pictures... but you should come to the show June 26th that we are playing... theres a thread on here somewhere about it.
[Jun 12,2004 4:53pm - blue ""]
dude...all that matters is that ill be there. and im just as breathtaking as any woman dammit.
NOTICE ME!!!!!!!!!!!
[Jun 12,2004 4:54pm - assuck ""]
i'm sorry blue, but its over between us. i cant deal with a long distance relationship. i'm leaving you for metal mistress
[Jun 12,2004 5:04pm - swamplorddvm ""]
Holy shit. I just saw your pic. You are rather cute.
Hey how's it goin?
[Jun 12,2004 5:45pm - assuck ""]
back off, she's mine
[Jun 12,2004 6:07pm - DeOdiumMortis ""]
Neither of you better interfere with my stalking.
[Jun 12,2004 6:39pm - BornSoVile ""]
Abhorred is the spoiler for me again!! : p
[Jun 12,2004 6:41pm - BornSoVile ""]
wait a second, Ben can you handle older women?? let me know if you need a hand she's my age.
[Jun 12,2004 10:59pm - assuck ""]
hahaha... damn you and your knowing how old i am... thats ok though...i'll win her over with this tantalizing picture of me:
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[Jun 12,2004 11:02pm - assuck ""]
god damn thats a funny picture
[Jun 12,2004 11:19pm - TheGreatSpaldino ""]
i can handle 3 of her... because im a huge and fat ogre =(
[Jun 13,2004 2:46am - the_reverend ""]
you mean you can eat 3 of her,
way to think you are shrek again
[Jun 13,2004 3:26am - BornSoVile ""]
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[Jun 13,2004 3:30am - BornSoVile ""]
I'm smooth like sandpaper.
[Jun 13,2004 4:50am - DeOdiumMortis ""]
I forgot how much I hate the "hit on the new girl" thread. I'm going to cut my stalking back to stalking from a distance.
[Jun 13,2004 8:36am - metal_mistress ""]
you guys are too funny. i will try to make it out to the show and ill check the site in a bit. but i dont want to interfeer with anyones relationships here
and how huch older am i than you?[Jun 13,2004 8:58am - Joe/NotCommon ""]
Hello Metal Mistress, take your rightful place by coming to the show on June 26th and murdering Blue. It is your destiny, do not fail me.
[Jun 13,2004 11:14am - metal_mistress ""]
hi. ill do my best.
[Jun 13,2004 11:22am - succubus ""]
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[Jun 13,2004 11:25am - metal_mistress ""]
dude i know 2 of your members. i know shwags and john. i dated the drummer in twin midget, mike. but holly fuck i havent seen shwags in like forever. damn. tell him jess murphy said hi for me if you would. oh yeah ignore anything you have ever heard about me or will hear 3/4 of the shit that has ever been said about me was either not true or was this girl that was my "friend" doing shit with guys and saying she was me. i have bad taste in friends as it turns out.
[Jun 13,2004 11:32am - metal_mistress ""]
i cant come to the show im not 21 till aug. sorry hun
[Jun 13,2004 2:12pm - assuck ""]
thats ok about the show. we will have many more shows to come. thats some weird shit that you know those 2. i cant say ive heard anything about you, but i'll keep that in mind if i do.
[Jun 13,2004 2:33pm - BornSoVile ""]
I need to burn up with Abhorred.
[Jun 13,2004 2:34pm - assuck ""]
do it
[Jun 14,2004 4:15pm - metal_mistress ""]
very cool very cool. i didnt see any on the shows page but let me know and ill try to make it out to a few
[Jun 14,2004 6:20pm - Abbath ""]
it's even cooler when you post outside this thread
[Jun 14,2004 6:51pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
metal_mistress said:i cant come to the show im not 21 till aug. sorry hun
I can get you in.
[Jun 14,2004 7:01pm - Beakey ""]
Joe/NotCommon said:metal_mistress said:i cant come to the show im not 21 till aug. sorry hun
I can get you in.
But will she come out?
[Jun 14,2004 7:02pm - succubus ""]
Abbath said:it's even cooler when you post outside this thread
hahahahahaha
doubt it'll happen though