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Getting rear ended by an 18 wheeler on the way to work dissapreciation

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[Mar 31,2009 8:54am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
traffic was stopped. he decided he'd like to keep traveling 40mph. Got nailed and pushed into 4 other cars.

My truck looks like a mini cooper now. I lost a tooth. And my new laptop was in the seat behind me. It's now folded in half. I've cheated death again.
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[Mar 31,2009 8:56am - aril on the commuter rail  ""]
shit man. that sucks.. which road was this?
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[Mar 31,2009 8:57am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
93n getting onto 95. Traffic always backs up there. Truck guy wasn't paying attention.
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[Mar 31,2009 9:01am - largefreakatzero ""]
That is fucking shitty. Hold your liver ann say "OW--MY LIVER, MY LIVER", sue, take a couple years off, and buy a house in NH or ME. You'll fit right in up here now that you are missing a tooth.
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[Mar 31,2009 9:01am - W3 @ work  ""]
gaaaaaaaaaaadamn
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[Mar 31,2009 9:02am - the_reverend ""]
get me pain killers.
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[Mar 31,2009 9:02am - W3 @ work  ""]

the_reverend said:get me pain killers.


You're Not Rich Horror
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[Mar 31,2009 9:07am - xmikex ""]
[QUOTE="menstrual_sweatpants_disco:909649" I've cheated death again.


Holla!
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[Mar 31,2009 9:09am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
hahhaa
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[Mar 31,2009 9:13am - DYA NLI  ""]
ITT: MSD gets rear ended by an 18 incher
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[Mar 31,2009 9:15am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
mmmmmmmm
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[Mar 31,2009 9:17am - dreadkill ""]
that sucks, mike. sorry to hear it. i hope the trucker lands on a cock.
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[Mar 31,2009 9:19am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
haha thanks dude.

I want my fucking tooth back!
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[Mar 31,2009 9:19am - brian_dc ""]
goddammit... I hate 18 wheelers. One hit me a couple of months ago. My little bitch Civic defied science and got out with just a scratch.
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[Mar 31,2009 9:20am - dreadkill ""]
can you get it reattached?
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[Mar 31,2009 9:21am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
Wow. My explorer is fucked. There's no rear cargo area anymore. And the front was caved in up to the front axel. I'll have to post pics later.
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[Mar 31,2009 9:22am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
And I don't knowm How does that shit with teeth work.
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[Mar 31,2009 9:23am - largefreakatzero ""]
You now have summer teeth -- summer there, summer missing.
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[Mar 31,2009 9:27am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
oops. that was supposed to be a question. Can they reattach that shit? I figured I was headed for fake tooth land.
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[Mar 31,2009 9:29am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
haha
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[Mar 31,2009 9:30am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
And it's still pretty awesome that an airbag can rip teeth out of your fucking face.
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[Mar 31,2009 9:31am - DYA NLI  ""]
I can't bite my nails anymore from a sweet drunk (not me) driving / telephone incident - the cutting edges of my front incisors are all fuxxorzed. SHIT'S WEAK.
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[Mar 31,2009 9:31am - W3 @ work  ""]
maybe you'll get a toof in your Century Media grab bag
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[Mar 31,2009 9:32am - Martins ""]
That sucks man but I'm glad to hear you're alright.
I'm curious to see what a folded laptop looks like.
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[Mar 31,2009 9:56am - the_reverend ""]
maybe the tooth is still in your car?
I'm sure you could find it if you looked long and hard enough.
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[Mar 31,2009 10:15am - xmikex ""]
Wooden teeth

FTW
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[Mar 31,2009 10:16am - W3 @ work  ""]

xmikex said:Wooden teeth

FTW



I hear those are all the rage
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[Mar 31,2009 10:26am - dreadkill ""]
if it's good enough for president washington, it's good enough for me
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[Mar 31,2009 10:50am - DYA NLI  ""]
I would move to any country that MSD was the father of.
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[Mar 31,2009 10:57am - dreadkill ""]
we should all get a loft on pizzmookle st.
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[Mar 31,2009 11:02am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
hahahaha

also, just got 7 stitches in my lip.
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[Mar 31,2009 11:04am - xmikex ""]
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[Mar 31,2009 11:06am - DYA NLI  ""]
YyyeeeEEEEEEESSSsssss!
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[Mar 31,2009 11:08am - DYA NLI  ""]
The Continental Congress of Basementrapelandia, right there.
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[Mar 31,2009 11:11am - glad-U-R-ok  ""]
damn...happy to see you posting and that you're ok. Do me a favor and tell me what trucking company he was with?
even his last name.
~carina
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[Mar 31,2009 12:44pm - narkybark ""]
You seem more chipper than I would about the whole thing. If that happened to me (and it has, just not by an 18-wheeler) I'd be livid for at least a month.

Although I suppose the side view of an airbag removing teeth would actually be pretty funny in slow motion.
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[Mar 31,2009 12:52pm - Yeti ""]
i can picture MSD flailing around like the Truck Dismount guy.
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[Mar 31,2009 12:58pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
hahha. whatever. I'm not going to work today and tomorrrow and I get a new truck for free.
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[Mar 31,2009 12:59pm - RichHorror ""]
This happened to me too but I just walked away unscathed because I'm a champion.
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[Mar 31,2009 1:01pm - BSV  ""]
hope you feel okay dude. enjoy your painkillers!
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[Mar 31,2009 1:02pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
I flipped and totalled my truck 2 years ago (that one WAS my fault.. I fell asleep, hit a pole, and rolled over). I walked away from that one unscathed. Just had a soar thumb.
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[Mar 31,2009 1:05pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
I got NO painkillers. That hospital sucked. They forgot to take my heart monitor patches off too. I took em off myself when I was getting changed. It was like that scene in the 40 year old virgin when he was getting waxed. I now have 2 hairless circles on my cheast.
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[Mar 31,2009 1:14pm - narkybark ""]
good spot to put my knees.
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[Mar 31,2009 1:20pm - goatcatalyst ""]
glad you're ok, mike. that's some shit. get an iron sheik of a lawyer who will fuck truck guy's ass.
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[Mar 31,2009 1:21pm - DYA NLI  ""]
TRUCK DISMOUNT - HOLY FUCK YES
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[Mar 31,2009 1:23pm - SacreligionNLI  ""]
ski stunt simulator ftw
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[Mar 31,2009 1:33pm - xmikex ""]
I call this meeting of the "Some Numbnuts Wrecked My Car So FTW" Club to order...
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[Mar 31,2009 1:38pm - Dave_Maggot ""]
the final destination is after composted
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[Mar 31,2009 1:40pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
Ijust found my fucking tooth in my cup holder. whole tooth down to the root.
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[Mar 31,2009 1:40pm - dreadkill ""]
i had my truck wrecked back in 1997 because some retard ran a stop sign right in front of me and i couldn't stop. after i hit him, he drove across the street and plowed through a fence.
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[Mar 31,2009 1:41pm - Dave_Maggot ""]
im glad to hear youre ok man. i was wondering about that picture you sent me this morning.
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[Mar 31,2009 2:07pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
Thanks duder.
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[Mar 31,2009 2:11pm - DYA NLI  ""]
MSD: Toothholder for teh win? Also: I keep coming back to this thread just for the picture of Mac and Dennis as British fops.
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[Mar 31,2009 2:23pm - glad-U-R-ok  ""]
MSD, check her yahoo email

carina
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[Mar 31,2009 2:55pm - the_reverend ""]
pictures or it didn't happen.
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[Mar 31,2009 2:56pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
I have pics to post later.

I 'm going to the dentist in a couple hours and probably a specialist tomorrow.

My black and blue eyes are starting to show now.

Carina: I'll check a lil later when I get back to a 'puter. I don't know the name of the trucking company, but I think the state police have all the info.
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[Mar 31,2009 3:36pm - MillenialKingdom ""]
I'm sure you can find a new tooth that's NOT on Relapse Records.
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[Mar 31,2009 4:00pm - Dave_Maggot ""]
i think you gotta put the tooth in milk
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[Mar 31,2009 4:08pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
I called tooth transplants sometimes work if you get there in the first hour. You get a 60% chance. I got toothy like 4 hours later.
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[Mar 31,2009 4:09pm - Dave_Maggot ""]
do the milk thing, i saw it on sesame st
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[Mar 31,2009 4:16pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
I cannot believe this joke hasn't been used in this thread...I'm disappointed in you, RTTP...

DENTAL
PLAN
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[Mar 31,2009 4:24pm - moenli  ""]
Some south american dude with no license who couldnt speak english hit me almost two months ago coming out of a gated community. Since it was just a neighborhood intersection, i didnt think the damage was that bad until i got out and looked a it. The wheel was crooked and smashed up into the wheel well. Almost $6K in damage. Still waiting on my deductible and now my driver side wheel makes all sorts of sweet noises. Its awesome owning a car that's now probably worth about 1/2 of what I still own on it.
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[Mar 31,2009 4:24pm - narkybark ""]
LISA NEEDS BRACES
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[Mar 31,2009 4:26pm - ouchdrummer ""]
well mr. disco,
no painkillers you say? Gimme a holla, alright daddy?
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[Mar 31,2009 4:58pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
thanks dudes! Also..

LISA NEEDS BRACES
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[Mar 31,2009 5:12pm - IllinoisEnemaBradness ""]
DENTAL PLAN
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[Mar 31,2009 5:13pm - narkybark ""]
LISA NEEDS BRACES!
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[Mar 31,2009 5:15pm - DYA NLI  ""]
Sorry Mr. Fucking, I DP'd W3's Chelsea Clinton thread before I saw this one, didn't want to repeat myself. HOW CAN I EVER MAKE IT UP TO YOU
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[Mar 31,2009 5:36pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
At the dentist now. woooo! I think I see the specialist tomorrow. I ache all over. I feel like I got hit by a tractor trailer.

....oh wait.
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[Mar 31,2009 6:02pm - narkybark ""]
You know you want to.

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[Mar 31,2009 6:12pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
HAHAHAAHAHA

GET A FUCKING GRILL OR YOU ARE A PUSSY!!!!

Steve, you can just say DENTAL PLAN, or fellate me, whichever.
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[Mar 31,2009 6:40pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
Getting a temporay ghetto fake tooth until I heal enough for the specialist to put a titanium screw into my skull. I have a slight fracture. I can feel it through my bloody gums.
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[Mar 31,2009 7:56pm - Dankill  ""]
DENTAL PLAN!

Seriously though, glad to hear you're ok.
If you can, FUCK THIS GUY FOR EVERY DOLLAR YOU CAN!
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[Mar 31,2009 8:16pm - the_reverend ""]
msd in the middle of a man-train?
it's more likely than you think.

like everyone else said, fuck this dude for every cent. go on disability at work and fill your ivory back scratcher fund for a few years off this. he's probably union and will be back on the road monday.
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[Mar 31,2009 9:17pm - Dave_Maggot ""]
i agree, sue the fuck out of him until he can no longer afford meth and hookers
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[Apr 1,2009 2:06am - DJ DEATH  ""]
I hope he has no insurance (18 wheeler dude) so i can call him everday and make his life a miserable hell. (im a subrogationist)... Sorry to hear for your loss mike, thats fucking gay.
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[Apr 1,2009 4:13am - BobNOMAAMRooney ""]
Rear ending someone on an exit ramp? I blame Sully Erna.
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[Apr 1,2009 1:04pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
APRIL FOOLS. THERE WAS NO ACCIDENT!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLZ
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[Apr 1,2009 1:09pm - locked out ouchdrummer  ""]
your a dick, i said prayers for you for hours last night.
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[Apr 1,2009 1:11pm - anonymous  ""]
Oh wait... THAT was an april fools joke.

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[Apr 1,2009 1:12pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
I don't have time to figure out when I'm posting anonymous or not asdlfjasodfjaisdjfiasdjfiasjdfiasjdfijasidfjaisdjfiasdfj. Fuck you april fools rttp. I'll post later. I have to go to my PCP.
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[Apr 1,2009 1:14pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
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[Apr 1,2009 1:18pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
Laptop is 3 months old. Fuckers... It was in the seat behind me in a laptop case. I guess that's what happens when a crushed 3rd row of seats starts crushing another.
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[Apr 1,2009 1:20pm - DYA NLI  ""]
ITT: MSD'S TOOTH IS HEALED BY THE POWAR OF SEASONAL COMEDY
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[Apr 1,2009 1:21pm -  ""]
LOL @ MSD's hockey tooth
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[Apr 1,2009 1:22pm - xmikex ""]
That last post was me.
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[Apr 1,2009 1:25pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
Hockey tooth FTW
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[Apr 1,2009 1:25pm - largefreakatzero ""]
Holy shit, your ride got fucking worked! Not to mention the tooth. Like I said before, you would totally fit in up north now!
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[Apr 1,2009 1:32pm -  ""]
I get a temporary fake on Tuesday. Until then, my name's billybob from Maine.
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[Apr 1,2009 1:33pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
That was me.
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[Apr 1,2009 2:36pm - troll reverend  ""]
what I'm imagining is probably far more epic than the trooth. Maximum overdrive n shit.

car+lappy+medical+pain and suffering = ???
They will give you (I'm guess) probably $8-10K for the injuries and then nickel/dime you over the depreciated values of the other things.
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[Apr 1,2009 2:38pm - joey umbrella  ""]
awesome accident!
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[Apr 1,2009 2:49pm - Murph  ""]
MSD - tooth - vehicle + lip scar + new van + "puppies and ice cream" sign = SUCCESS
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[Apr 1,2009 3:15pm - deathchicknli  ""]
good thing you didn't have any back seat passengers at the time.
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[Apr 1,2009 3:52pm - C.dEad  ""]

deathchicknli said:good thing you didn't have any back seat passengers at the time.


No shit, then they would look like his laptop.

Good to hear you are alright. I hope it ain't the Holladaddy karma coming down on you.
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[Apr 1,2009 4:16pm - locked out ouchdrummer  ""]
fuck karma.
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[Apr 1,2009 5:45pm - Nightbringer Morningstar, Sodomizer of Christ  ""]
Was the 18-wheeler wearing a backward cap and hoodie?
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[Apr 1,2009 5:55pm - pam ""]
Holy shit, Mike.
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[Apr 1,2009 6:02pm - DrewBlood@Work  ""]
pull a Candira and get millions from that trucking company.

glad to see you made it out in one piece. well, except for the tooth, i'm sorry about that.
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[Apr 1,2009 6:51pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
That truck was just tryina HOLLA at a brotha.
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[Apr 1,2009 7:07pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
Thanks dudes.


deathchicknli said:good thing you didn't have any back seat passengers at the time.


I know. Anybody in the way way back (3rd row that folds down for cargo space) would have been dead for sure. Anybody in the seats behind me would have had legs/back broken for sure at the very least.


Murph said:MSD - tooth - vehicle + lip scar + new van + "puppies and ice cream" sign = SUCCESS


I'm down. Know any good sign makers?
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[Apr 1,2009 7:13pm - the_reverend ""]
FREE CANDY?
I thought you gave up on kids to go with girls. rumor mill's a bitch.
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[Apr 1,2009 7:15pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
My girl is down with a little 3way with some young-uns.
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[Apr 1,2009 10:56pm - dertoxia ""]
is that an Acer 1737?
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[Apr 2,2009 9:51am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
I could have sworn I typed out a reply to this but...

The laptop is some cheap ($700) HP. I basically saw the cheapest thing I could find that had a 17" screen and WXGA+ screen (1440x900). Originally I wanted a laptop that could do XP, but that quickly went out the Window. I said fuck it and went Vista.

I was recently wishing I had something with builtin bluetooth so I could use a bluetooth mouse with it... but I just looked at all the bluetooth mice and they blow. I with they made a BT version of my Logitech mx518 gaming mouse. Thing's awesome. Tons of extra little programmable buttons.
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[Apr 2,2009 10:34am - Yeti ""]
wow man, that's a serious wreck. glad you're alright, Ford builds a solid vehicle. fuck the haters.
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[Apr 2,2009 10:40am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
They really do. I had another Explorer 2 years ago. Liked it a lot (maybe I didn't have it long enough to see it fall apart?) but I ended up hitting a poll, rolling it and I walking away with a sprained thumb and a small red mark from the seat belt on my shoulder.
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[Apr 6,2009 2:36pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
Just got the stitches out.
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[Apr 7,2009 9:11pm - Melba_Toast ""]

menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:My girl is down with a little 3way with some young-uns.


Fuck yeah I am.
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[Apr 7,2009 10:43pm - dreadkill ""]
hahahahahaha
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[Apr 7,2009 11:18pm - Hungtableed  ""]
hahahahaha hockey tooth! Fucking hilarious...
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[Apr 8,2009 9:27am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]

Melba_Toast said:
menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:My girl is down with a little 3way with some young-uns.


Fuck yeah I am.



mmmm. I can only ejaculate if I'm cutting up babies.
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[Apr 8,2009 1:48pm - Melba_Toast ""]
Done and done.
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[Apr 20,2009 11:04am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
I needs me a bone graft to fix the chunk of my jaw that's fucked up before they can put a dental implant in.
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[Feb 4,2010 11:51am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
Finally got a SEMI-permanent tooth today.

Have to go back in 1 month to see if my gums recede around the new implant abutment they put in, then they'll pop in the permanent dealy.
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[Feb 4,2010 11:53am - arilliusbm ""]
impossible. 18 Wheelers weren't invented until last month.
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[Feb 4,2010 11:55am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
Scott Baio invented them in world war I you fool.
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[Feb 4,2010 12:50pm - ouchdrummer ""]
Scott Baio invented the 69 position.
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[Feb 4,2010 12:55pm - the_reverend ""]
the 69 position was clearly made by mephistopheles to smother sinners and chock cocksuckers.
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[Feb 4,2010 1:01pm - ouchdrummer ""]

the_reverend said:the 69 position was clearly made by mephistopheles to smother sinners and chock cocksuckers.


THIS should be on the back of a t-shirt.
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[Feb 4,2010 1:07pm - the_reverend ""]
funny that you mentionedd that...
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[Dec 17,2010 10:44am - reimroc ""]
bump for immortal hockey tooth

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