Worst thing that has been in your mouth[views:18279][posts:126]__________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 12:33pm - ram_girl ""] For me...it was a live spider! and you thought this would be dirty, eh! |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 12:35pm - KING NOOSEBOMB ""] A HOCKEY STICK, AS IT SMASHED MY TEETH. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 12:38pm - KING NOOSEBOMB ""] AND I DID RETURN TO SET UP THE GAME WINNING GOAL. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 12:41pm - suckreligion ""] this weird candy i ate once that tasted like shaving cream... or maybe it was shaving cream. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 12:43pm - ram_girl ""] KING NOOSEBOMB said:AND I DID RETURN TO SET UP THE GAME WINNING GOAL. Now, thats what I call a team player! |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 12:44pm - KING NOOSEBOMB ""] YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 12:50pm - Robdeadskin ""] The lung butter i spit up this morning! |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 12:53pm - dreadkill ""] i spit up some nasty lung butter this morning too. it was green and viscous |
| _________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 1:00pm - ram_girl ""] I have been coughing up nasty lung butter and blowing out gross sinus butter for over a week now!!! |
| ______________________________ [Dec 8,2004 1:00pm - dan. ""] horse cock! oops i thought this said best! glaven! |
| _________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 1:06pm - ram_girl ""] dan. said:horse cock! oops i thought this said best! glaven! You got that on video? |
| ______________________________ [Dec 8,2004 1:07pm - dan. ""] no i got it on my chin but dont worry i licked it up |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 1:10pm - Christraper ""] My ex-girlfriends pussy. Apparently shed been fuckin around on me with more than one guy soooooo yea thats gross. VERY glad i didnt catch anything..... And i cough up lung butter every morning. Its always grey and black. |
| _________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 1:12pm - ram_girl ""] dan. said:no i got it on my chin but dont worry i licked it up and you didn't tape it for the world (or just us perverts) to witness! |
| ______________________________ [Dec 8,2004 1:14pm - dan. ""] i totally taped horse cock to my face! |
| _________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 1:20pm - ram_girl ""] Christraper said:And i cough up lung butter every morning. Its always grey and black. I believe that is actually called resin! |
| ____________________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 1:36pm - babysbreath@school ""] falafel... |
| __________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 1:44pm - stainless ""] odoul's non alchaholic |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 4:06pm - th3rdknuckle ""] broken windshield glass: car accident |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 4:08pm - the_reverend ""] water from the bottom of a marsh WITH tadpoles in it as I was cyphoning something. I swallowed some too.. barf... |
| _________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 4:08pm - succubus ""] my answer: it WASN'T the rev's pee =))) |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 4:16pm - armageddonday ""] Some bad beer I had at Thee Bradness last month... |
| _________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 4:17pm - litacore ""] dr. pepper how can anyone like that drink *shudder* |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 4:23pm - paganmegan ""] I think keystone light is the nastiest thing I have ever attempted to consume |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 4:24pm - swamplorddvm ""] I don't know. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 4:33pm - largefreakatzero ""] Not sure if it's the nastiest, because I don't remember a good part of my life, but a large swig of beer containing several cig-butts is always less than pleasant. |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 4:34pm - Todd(bombshelter) ""] hey this thread is the worst thing,not grossest,you guys are nasty,anyway worst thing i had was a whole habanero,a friend told me to close my eyes and try something ,so i did ,holy christ was that shit hot! |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 4:38pm - the_reverend ""] one word... "cotton" *barfs* |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 4:41pm - swamplorddvm ""] Alicias turd. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 4:47pm - lady_czerach ""] the_reverend said:water from the bottom of a marsh WITH tadpoles in it as I was cyphoning something. I swallowed some too.. barf... ROFLOL. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 4:49pm - ninkaszi ""] keystone light, and my own cum. about equal. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 4:49pm - Christraper ""] how did you manage to get your own cum in your mouth? |
| __________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 4:51pm - ninkaszi ""] girlfriend jerked me off and it landed on my lip. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 4:52pm - Christraper ""] hahahahahahaha!!!!!! yea....it happens..... |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 4:53pm - swamplorddvm ""] hahahaha so what I ate out a chick after I... you know. But it was up in there so I didn't get any... YOU KNOW... |
| _________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 4:53pm - succubus ""] and that was the worst mike? c;mon..it came outta you...if that was your worst, then it's not that bad at all |
| __________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 4:54pm - ninkaszi ""] it happend a few times with my ex, even went in my eye once haha. that sucked. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 4:54pm - Christraper ""] it was actually mine, hes just forgetting the details.... |
| __________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 4:55pm - ninkaszi ""] yeah its not all that bad if it's mine, just a little salty. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 7:09pm - BestialOnslaught ""] Pure DXM is a really really fucking hard taste to get out of your mouth. Biting into a jabaniero pepper isn't too pleasant. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 7:11pm - Rich Horror NLI ""] My own sperm. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 7:37pm - ninkaszi ""] fuck, i forgot about pure dxm. that is by far the worst thing i have ever tasted. holy shit thats bad. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 9,2004 12:52am - lysistrata32 ""] goose liver, fois gras |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 9,2004 12:55am - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] Moxie, fucking Ted Williams |
| ____________________________________________ [Dec 9,2004 2:19am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] haha, first thing i thought of when i saw this thread was Moxie. Most vile substance ever created. here's a short list for me: Moxie, of course dirt bugs beef stroganof any type of seafood any type of beer (i inadvertantly took a swig one time, didn't swallow but my god, i have no clue how anyone can drink beer. just not for me...anywho, back on track) novacaine...one time i had to have 4 shots of novacaine for an insanely small cavity, and some splashed on my tongue. blech the residue left from when they file down fillings. blaaaaah having dry mouth would count too i suppose...that's the worst feeling, besides having my right knee cap dislocated 4 inches to the right of where it's supposed to be for 4 hours. delicious. deoderant...don't ask some mexican candy that is literally coated with soap soap shampoo conditioner a combination of the last 3 and for the record, i love dr. pepper. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 9,2004 2:25am - the_reverend ""] purfume those white chunks that come up from your throat |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 9,2004 2:26am - the_reverend ""] duran flavored anything... especially cookies |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 9,2004 3:20am - attendmyrequiem ""] Moxie is fucking amazing, but i'm from maine. all i have to say is nothing mixes better with whiskey than moxie. |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 9,2004 11:06pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] hahahahaha...."moxie is fucking amazing, but i'm from maine." if that's not the funniest excuse i've ever heard, i don't know what is. i still hate moxie. nothing worse than clove flavored soda. blech |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 10,2004 3:09am - BestialOnslaught ""] Yeah, Moxie is awful. Had a gf in high school that loved it, I thought she was crazy. Well, I thought she was crazy cause she was a fucking nutjob. But anyway, yeah, bad soda... |