Fat girls... wat do?[views:44204][posts:126]_________________________________________________ [Feb 8,2011 11:36pm - Niccolai nl the fuck i ""] I've been trying really hard to bang this chick since 5th grade And even though I'm 24 I would still fuck the 15 year old her now but anyways... I'm supposed to go hang out with her in providence and recently discovered her sister got fat and im worried that she could be a fatty too and now I dont know what the fuck to do. do i drive to providence and potentially get the best handjob of my life? or is my risk all for nothing and I show up and she's a sea cow I saw a pic of her from last november and she was unfuckably big since I only bang hot anorexic sized porn stars but then i saw one of her from xmas and she was looking pretty okay im like maybe if I put a good smashing on her for the next 2 months she'll be fine as hell come swim suit season but that's possibly (and quite litterally) a hefty investment Im supposed to go there either thursday or friday this week. I've wanted to fuck this girl my whole life and now i definately have the chance, but I fear it may be too late for good to prevail Is there anything going on in providence thursday or friday if I go to her house and dip the fuck out of there? |
| __________________________________ [Feb 8,2011 11:44pm - niccolai ""] and also, AIDs. |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 8,2011 11:55pm - bobnomaamrooney ""] This thread is useless without pics |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 8,2011 11:55pm - bobnomaamrooney ""] Also, bang the shit out of her. Fat girls are the greatest. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 9,2011 12:02am - Randy_Marsh ""] just 'cum' it. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 9,2011 12:04am - the_reverend ""] bobnomaamrooney said:Also, bang the shit out of her. Fat girls are the greasiest. |
| __________________________________ [Feb 9,2011 12:15am - niccolai ""] im not much of a fatty fan |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 9,2011 12:41am - DestroyYouAlot ""] sharpie in pooper |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 9,2011 12:47am - FuckIsMySignature ""] fat girls get fatter. fuck once for the novelty and then bounce. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 9,2011 12:53am - DestroyYouAlot ""] FuckIsMySignature said:fat girls bounce. fix'd |
| _____________________________ [Feb 9,2011 1:09am - Lamp ""] Guys who don't touch fat girls are pansies. The only reason to bail is if she emits an odor so foul it would make a New York City garbage strike in August seem tame by comparison. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 9,2011 2:24am - arilliusbm ""] Pretend your penis is one of your Crate Shockwave Heads and turn it up to 11 and you will find the answer you're looking for. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 9,2011 2:26am - niccolai ""] gotta love the shockwaves. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 9,2011 2:27am - arilliusbm ""] My advice doesn't make any sense. But it won't hurt to go and check it out. Practice with a jar of mayonnaise like the reverend does. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 9,2011 2:29am - niccolai ""] Mayonnaise is too damaging to the environment for the reverend to endorse. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 9,2011 2:32am - arilliusbm ""] Not in providence, but you can dip out of there for a 45 minute ride on 146N to check out composted, Skaffism, and WhoreKorps |
| _________________________________ [Feb 9,2011 2:39am - niccolai ""] Will there be fat girls there? |
| _________________________________ [Feb 9,2011 8:44am - fatPuss ""] Fat girls are the best. Fat girls ARE the best. Fat girls are THE BEST. Theres a show at As220 (idestroyer and tinsel tits) on friday, fuck her then go there and score another fatso or hipster bitch and get drunk. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 9,2011 8:44am - ShadowSD ""] Niccolai%20nl%20the%20fuck%20i said: since I only bang hot anorexic sized porn stars Hey, look at it this way, this may be your first chance to touch actual big boobs instead of the fakees. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 9,2011 8:49am - ShadowSD ""] Girls change in appearance, sometimes drastically over time. I remember this one girl years ago who was hot but then she cut her hair kind of short and that killed it. Consequently, I'd consider a short-haired picture an actual red flag, because a woman's breasts certainly don't grow when she cuts her hair; if she's got the same look in the face, hair, and eyes plus bigger boobs, and you've been wanting this girl for over a decade, you'll probably regret it if you pass up the chance over just few pounds. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 9,2011 8:53am - hugo dong ""] Fat girls are good in bed. They compensate for their insecurity by fucking everyone and are therefore usually experienced annnnd kinky. If shes so large you\'re embarrased just dont share those details with your friends, but don\'t pass up an opportunity for an almost guaranteed night of frealy chubby sex. |
| ________________________________ [Feb 9,2011 9:00am - GUYnli ""] just do it... faggot |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 9,2011 9:04am - the_reverend ""] nice thunt. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 9,2011 9:05am - the_reverend ""] thigh pie. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 9,2011 9:18am - posbleak ""] FuckIsMySignature said:fat girls get fatter. :point::point::point: Answer depends on where the fat went. If her stomach sticks out farther than her boobs, then bail. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 9,2011 9:21am - SkinSandwich ""] Put in fat bum, cum in fat bum. |
| ______________________________ [Feb 9,2011 9:29am - boxxy ""] you sir, are a shallow douche-nugget! (i wouldn't dyke it out with a fat chick either) |
| _____________________________ [Feb 9,2011 9:30am - BSV ""] get on that! they can take a brutal banging, obscene spanking and will pretty much do anything you make them do. plus they love to make breakfast and usually have tons of awesome food and beer. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 9,2011 9:38am - niccolai ""] Josh I miss your antics. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 9,2011 10:06am - the_reverend ""] I go to the gym and work out so I'm not a fat ass. Fat should be in the boobs. Fat increases 1) chance for health complications 2) general pains Being in shape fixes all this. bottom line, don't be fat. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 9,2011 10:24am - josh_hates_you ""] i have banged fat chicks and i have banged really hot chicks. fatties are ok just to get off. it's nothing i look forward to. also i dont get much pleasure touching a girl in not attracted to. just toss it in them go thru the motions bust a nut and move on. a hot girl im attracted to is much more fun just cause i actually like eating them out and touching them. i think performance is spread out equally between the 2. there are skinnies and fatties that are blowjob machines. there are some fatties and skinnies who give terrible head and just can't fuck the biggest difference is when you get a boring skinny girl you can still toss her around and choke slam her and shit so it will be fun regardless. and when i say fatties i mean fat girls not these slighty chubby chicks with a confidence problem. also im always hammered when it's time to rock a fattie. can't stomach that shit sober. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 9,2011 10:26am - josh_hates_you ""] also i live in providence. girls here pretty much suck in general from what i gather. odds are if she was cool back in the day she is a faggot hipster now. skinny or hot she will most likely be retarded. pound her anally then go back to mass. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 9,2011 10:45am - the_reverend ""] JHY science. |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 9,2011 11:42am - FuckIsMySignature ""] josh_hates_you said: pound her anally then go back to mass. /thread |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 9,2011 11:59am - DestroyYouAlot ""] FuckIsMySignature said: josh_hates_you said: pound her anally then go back to mass. /thread [/tshirt] |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 9,2011 10:37pm - TheRidersofDoom ""] i like curvy girls, but too much belly and i aint having it also, if she is chubby and has tiny tits wtf gtfo bitch |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 9,2011 11:30pm - bobnomaamrooney ""] Only fat chicks are real. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 9,2011 11:37pm - arilliusbm ""] Only judging women by personalities and not looks is real. Chivalry is still alive gentlemen. Just ask Grant. |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 9,2011 11:55pm - bobnomaamrooney ""] Pink guitars and fat girls are the most amazing things ever. |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 10,2011 12:11am - bobnomaamrooney ""] [img] |
| ________________________________________________ [Feb 10,2011 12:51am - IllinoisEnemaBradness ""] BSV said:get on that! they can take a brutal banging, obscene spanking and will pretty much do anything you make them do. plus they love to make breakfast and usually have tons of awesome food and beer. yeah, that lasts about 6-8 months, then they're just a fatty with a mustache |
| ______________________________ [Feb 10,2011 1:10am - BSV ""] GOTTA LIVE THE DREAM, GOOD SIR BRAD! |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 10,2011 6:43am - the_reverend ""] Oh my |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 10,2011 7:46am - MetalThursday ""] bennyhillifier |
| _______________________________________________ [Feb 10,2011 7:54am - realgravesideservice ""] bobnomaamrooney said:[img] Hey, a hot chick. Finally, the pikeys on RTTP does something right bro. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 10,2011 10:33am - xmikex ""] Nicc, take the gamble. Goto Providence. If she looks like john goodman walk the fuck out and goto Regal Reptiles. |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 10,2011 10:35am - arkquimanthorn ""] xmikex said:Nicc, take the gamble. Goto Providence. for real, if you've been wanting to stick her for years, you have to at least check her out. :moe: |
| _______________________________ [Feb 10,2011 10:37am - Yeti ""] SkinSandwich said:Put in fat bum, cum in fat bum. /THREAD this made me laugh so hard. |
| ____________________________________________ [Feb 10,2011 12:55pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] wasnt there a "Louie" episode about this exact same thing? he def ended up bangin her out too if i remember right. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 10,2011 1:00pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] FuckIsMySignature said:wasnt there a "Louie" episode about this exact same thing? he def ended up bangin her out too if i remember right. haha, best |