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Why Mass............. is a shithole....and sucks...like, completely.

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[Jul 15,2006 7:33pm - hoser ""]
#1.) They drive like selfish, cocklicking assholes.

#2.) They speak 6545646546546+5465564564654 different languages. None of which I understand, or care to understand..."No speaky Engy Apu..."

#3.) Nice taxes assholes....now stop shopping here to avoid them.

#4.) Park benches aren't built for homeless scum....you can have your scum.

#5.) You assholes really are rude pricks on the road....

#6.) Have fun paying your Liberal feeding scummy, obscene taxes.

#7.) 9 out of 10 girls from Mass are fat or Puerto Rican....or both.

#8.)9 out of 10 guys from Mass have either hair gel or a bandana in their hair...."looks gay guys.....too bad you're the last to know..."

9.) The shitpipe in Haverhill....what are you burning there? How many brain tumors has that thing caused?.....

10.) Your state sucks shit....that's why all you asshole idiot, fagloving, dike wanting, cock loving, Liberal fucking assholes come here to vacation....to get away from that complete fucking asshole of a state.

11.) Your state sucks ass...now finally...will you assholes admit it?



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[Jul 15,2006 7:35pm - hoser ""]
By the way......"mine goes to 11."
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[Jul 15,2006 7:42pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""]
Puerto Rican chicks dress totally skimpy

where's the problem with that?
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[Jul 15,2006 7:44pm - hoser ""]
the_taste_of_cigarettes said:Puerto Rican chicks dress totally skimpy

where's the problem with that?




Theirs still doesn't go to 11.
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[Jul 15,2006 8:33pm - TheGreatSpaldino ""]
the_taste_of_cigarettes said:Puerto Rican chicks dress totally skimpy

where's the problem with that?




the problem with that is that theirs goes to 21 and above... and by that i mean dress sizes.
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[Jul 15,2006 9:12pm - retzam ""]
I like people in Massachusetts. You're making some pretty crazy generalizations. If people were to generalize about people in your state based on you, you'd have a pretty shitty state.
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[Jul 15,2006 9:20pm - hoser ""]
Mass still sucks...but yer an OK dude....
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[Jul 15,2006 10:12pm - anonymous  ""]
hoser said:#1.) They drive like selfish, cocklicking assholes.

#2.) They speak 6545646546546+5465564564654 different languages. None of which I understand, or care to understand..."No speaky Engy Apu..."

#3.) Nice taxes assholes....now stop shopping here to avoid them.

#4.) Park benches aren't built for homeless scum....you can have your scum.

#5.) You assholes really are rude pricks on the road....

#6.) Have fun paying your Liberal feeding scummy, obscene taxes.

#7.) 9 out of 10 girls from Mass are fat or Puerto Rican....or both.

#8.)9 out of 10 guys from Mass have either hair gel or a bandana in their hair...."looks gay guys.....too bad you're the last to know..."

9.) The shitpipe in Haverhill....what are you burning there? How many brain tumors has that thing caused?.....

10.) Your state sucks shit....that's why all you asshole idiot, fagloving, dike wanting, cock loving, Liberal fucking assholes come here to vacation....to get away from that complete fucking asshole of a state.

11.) Your state sucks ass...now finally...will you assholes admit it?







12.) It's the only state in the Union that allows for fag marriage. Fuckin Commies won't let the people vote.
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[Jul 15,2006 10:13pm - hungtableed  ""]
^^^^^
me
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[Jul 15,2006 10:52pm - notorious_D.U.G. ""]
I don't know why people complain about MA. CT is so much worse.
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[Jul 15,2006 11:33pm - davefromthegrave ""]
the_taste_of_cigarettes said:Puerto Rican chicks dress totally skimpy

where's the problem with that?



the problem with that, is that they're puerto rican.
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[Jul 15,2006 11:40pm - anonymous  ""]
but we have the palladium...
wait that place sucks
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[Jul 15,2006 11:44pm - davefromthegrave ""]
notorious_D.U.G. said:I don't know why people complain about MA. CT is so much worse.


hey, at least we don't have the palladium.


we have...uh...the webster. fuck.
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[Jul 15,2006 11:45pm - chrisnli  ""]
mass isnt as bad as New Jersey, the armpit of the entire world
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[Jul 16,2006 12:37am - DrinkHardThrashHard ""]
Hoser, man, who was this girl that got you all emo over Mass?

Also, I heard a few Puerto Ricans are living in Maine these days, it's going to get a little more difficult for you xenos to hide. Newfoundland is looking clear though.
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[Jul 16,2006 12:55am - ArrowHead nli  ""]
I do hate MA, but a few of your statements are way too far off base. Population wise, we've got some land masses (like worcester, boston, brockton, plymouth county, etc..) that have populations larger than most of NH on their own. Each of these masses has it's own ghetto origins. In boston theres a lot of black, irish, and italian. I don't see too many puerto ricans. You see more of that headed south, towards the old mill and wharfing towns like New Bedford.

I agree with the person who said they're against Ma. being the first state to allow gay marriage. While I use less harsh words than the original poster, I think it's an embarrasment that gives us an unfairly inaccurate image of being far more liberal of a state than we really are. I'm not saying I'm against equal rights to union, etc.. etc.., I'm saying we really don't belong leading the pack on this one. I find it hilarious, since my company has had a few employees come through that moved here so they could get "married". Then they're flabbergasted at how few rights they actually get here in MA, and move the hell away.

This is a retarded, conservative, welfare loving state that loves taxing everyone, but only hooking up a select few. Fuck the kennedy's and menino, I'm moving.
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[Jul 16,2006 2:16am - Dissector ""]
ArrowHead nli said: Fuck the kennedy's and menino


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[Jul 16,2006 2:42am - magnus  ""]
anonymous said:

12.) It's the only state in the Union that allows for fag marriage. Fuckin Commies won't let the people vote.



wow, that was fucking stupid...vermont has gay marriage too.

...and they won't let the people vote on it (yet) because it's the judiciary's responsibility to correct the inequalities set in the law and having a vote on such issue would potentially create an inequality. this country is based on life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, and if that is infringed upon on anyone that isn't in prison, then the judicial branch is supposed to correct that. let the fags get married, who fucking cares! i just want the gay marriage protesters to shut up and the advocates to shut up and move on. this shouldn't be an issue in this country, let alone this state! shut up, move one and lets get to bigger problems like the BIG DIG! i agree, this state has problems (and it's not just the generalizations of the people that hoser pointed out), but whatever man. talk shit all you want about my state, those things don't really apply to me, so what do i care. fuck everyone
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[Jul 16,2006 3:56am - CNV  ""]
NH- Live Free or Die

Best state in New England and Retzam still fucks men
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[Jul 16,2006 4:04am - CNV  ""]
and the number one reason why NH is better than Mass

Niggers and Jews

Yeah, I said it
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[Jul 16,2006 5:11am - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
Fuck MA and fuck CT and fuck NY and fuck NH and especially fuck NJ, RI rules. Well, at least where I live.

AND FUCK YOU.
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[Jul 16,2006 11:10am - Dankill  ""]
We have the sports teams for New England

Otherwise, fuck the taxes, fuck the corrupt local goverment, fuck manino, fuck the kennedy family, fuck not having the people's will enforced.
I'm stickin with Mass for the time being.

Watch out NH. As much as I want things to change here to miorror your laws, more Mass transplant and liberal assclowns are moving up there and are gonna start to make NH more "progressive".
Isn't that just swell? You'll be more tolerant and open minded after they take away more of your rights that's you've enjoyed up north for a while.
"Live to pay for other's freedom or be sued and called a (insert ist or ism here)!"
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[Jul 16,2006 11:56am - niccolai ""]
"gay people shouldn't be allowed to marry. When boys kiss boys, it's icky"
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[Jul 16,2006 12:12pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""]
niccolai said:"gay people shouldn't be allowed to marry. When boys kiss boys, it's icky"


yeah thats right up there with the texas law grouping gays in with incest. cause you know when the doctors and cops asked the lil girl

"hey hunnie what was it like when your father raped you ?'

"eww it was gross, like two guys kissing"


so see there you have it. :wiggam:
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[Jul 16,2006 12:25pm - powerkok ""]

Hoser's top 10 is pure genius.
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[Jul 16,2006 12:27pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""]
powerkok said:
Hoser's top 10 is pure genius.



dont you mean pure miller highlife
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[Jul 16,2006 12:29pm - hoser ""]
Hahahahahaha...that too.
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[Jul 16,2006 12:29pm - powerkok ""]
PBR, dood....cmon...I know Hoser.
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[Jul 16,2006 12:39pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""]
powerkok said:PBR, dood....cmon...I know Hoser.


watch out, drinking PBR is the cool Boston hipster thing to do. i think Hoser might be warming up to the Mass Scene a lil.

oh yeah all beer is piss and doesnt matter what you drink anyways
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[Jul 16,2006 12:41pm - pam ""]
Taxes pay for things we enjoy, like someone picking up your garbage and taking it to the dump for you...and I kind of like my college which is funded by the state through taxes...someday you right wingers will figure out that taxes are not a bad thing.

And I don't go to your boring ass state, ever. Who wants to be bored to death on vacation?

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[Jul 16,2006 12:44pm - niccolai ""]
A quick guide to vacations in NH:

"Wow a tree. Never seen one of those before"
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[Jul 16,2006 12:50pm - pam ""]
niccolai said:A quick guide to vacations in NH:

"Wow a tree. Never seen one of those before"




hahah, exactly.
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[Jul 16,2006 12:54pm - hoser ""]
or......the way Massholes REALLY vacation here.

"Oh hunny pool ovah!!! I like that indian joowlry!!! It's so pretty and soooo tax free!!!! .....Oh honey a lickah stowah!!! Open on Sunday!! Poowle in theyah!!! Lets get a shoppin caht loaded with booze!!!"

"Were almowst to the lake kids...daddies speeding and cutting off as many of these woodsy hicks as he can!!" Oh it'll be great to get to the lake and talk REALLY lowd so that everyone up theyahh knows that Massholes have arrived at the lake!! Then we can speed arownd in a rented boat that we have no idea how to drive!!! Daddy can almost run protected species like Loons down with the boat because he's an idiot...then we can say, "look at the duck, kids" Then some NH guy will yell..."It's a fucking LOON you Masshole retards...they don't eat bread crusts!!!"

"Kids...your dad was a pro waterskiier back in his day...he'll teach you how to watah ski!!!"

Then the NH guy yells........"hey retard (to the dad).....you have the skiis on the wrong feet!!!"

Then the Massholes all try to fish for big bass with their $24 Zebco rod and reel package and a styrofoam container full of worms that they bought at the convenience store. Then they just throw the container in the lake when they're done.


Ya....this is all shit that I've actually witnessed at our camp up here in Maine....

Ya, Massholes are real outdoorsy......tell ya what...stay down in your smog filled, overpopulated, fag loving state.

We'll stay up here in our beautiful, untouched, and underpopulated areas with the LOONS (not ducks, idiots.) In peace and quiet.

You guys stay down in Mass with that giant shitpipe blowing smoke all over Haverhill...and all the fucking Habeebs and Spics wearing sideways hats.

No problem.
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[Jul 16,2006 1:08pm - pam ""]
hoser said:Oh honey a lickah stowah!!! Open on Sunday!! Poowle in theyah!!! Lets get a shoppin caht loaded with booze!!!"



For your information, honey bunch, our liquor stores have been open on Sunday for years.
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[Jul 16,2006 1:15pm - ShadowSD ""]
Hoser you sound like you're caught in a Tom Arnold movie.
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[Jul 16,2006 1:16pm - ShadowSD ""]
pam said:hoser said:Oh honey a lickah stowah!!! Open on Sunday!! Poowle in theyah!!! Lets get a shoppin caht loaded with booze!!!"



For your information, honey bunch, our liquor stores have been open on Sunday for years.



He's thinking of my gay state.
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[Jul 16,2006 1:20pm - eddie ""]
pam said:hoser said:Oh honey a lickah stowah!!! Open on Sunday!! Poowle in theyah!!! Lets get a shoppin caht loaded with booze!!!"



For your information, honey bunch, our liquor stores have been open on Sunday for years.



well depending on the town/city.
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[Jul 16,2006 1:23pm - vomitthesoul ""]
Do you people have anything better to do than bitch about Massholes?
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[Jul 16,2006 1:24pm - hoser ""]
No, we have nothing better to do but thank you for reading.
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[Jul 16,2006 1:26pm - pam ""]
If I had something better to do, I'd be doing it.
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[Jul 16,2006 1:34pm - retzam ""]
CNV said:NH- Live Free or Die

Best state in New England and Retzam still fucks men



Yep, and I'm still waiting for you to put out you sexy bitch.
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[Jul 16,2006 1:35pm - retzam ""]
CNV said:and the number one reason why NH is better than Mass

Niggers and Jews

Yeah, I said it



No one cares about anything you say anyway.
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[Jul 16,2006 1:37pm - KeithMutiny ""]
its all i simple cry of "im too poor to live in MA, so ill bitch about it"

even though ive noticed that portsmouth is slowly turning into a nice little version of cambridge.
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[Jul 16,2006 1:41pm - vomitthesoul ""]
What would the state of NH do without us Massholes?


We come up there to shop to save the money on tax
Us smokers buy smokes in NH because its way cheaper
We vacation there


NH has alot to owe to us Massholes.Without us,the NH government wouldnt be as wealthy
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[Jul 16,2006 1:44pm - pam ""]
the man has a good point.
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[Jul 16,2006 2:15pm - tbone_r nli  ""]
live free or die, the old man in the mountain chose the latter of the two.
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[Jul 16,2006 2:31pm - Through 88 Bring Us Stength  ""]
I am glad I found this messageboard. Excellent, excellent post. Good to see my white brothers standing up against the mogrel races and the evil sodomites. Very few states have been able to maintain their racial purity and not allow the jews to run everything, the spics to take all the jobs and the darkies to collect all the welfare checks.

Be proud of your heritage.
Be proud of your race.
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[Jul 16,2006 2:34pm - pam ""]
Don't blame the spics, blame the companies that hire them illegally.

Also: Eat shit, nazi
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[Jul 16,2006 2:35pm - Through 88 Bring Us Stength  ""]
You sound like a jew.
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[Jul 16,2006 2:37pm - Through 88 Bring Us Stength  ""]
I revise that post. You look like a jew as well.

Come on in, it's just a shower.

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