AUG. 5TH: CLITORTURE RETURNS FROM THE DEAD....[views:24268][posts:130]Valentine's (Albany, NY) - [clitorture][drown_retarded_children][held_under][host_and_parasite][randomshots][tentacles] [show listing] _____________________________________ [Jul 13,2006 3:23pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] You can't even spell 'Dude', who are you to judge? |
| ________________________________________________ [Jul 13,2006 3:46pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] AUTOPSY_666 said:You can't even spell 'Dude', who are you to judge? umm excuse me, but shut the fuck up and go back to selling your wares thank you very fucking much. DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD |
| ________________________________________________ [Jul 13,2006 3:56pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] [img] but yeah for all referrences in the future this is the the Dude. So that's what you call him. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing. |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 13,2006 4:43pm - the rooster ""] sounds like you've got a bit of a thing for adam. 8^( |
| ________________________________________________ [Jul 13,2006 4:45pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] the rooster said:sounds like you've got a bit of a thing for adam. 8^( GIGGATITTY or just the fact i enjoy chatting with folks who are as lame as myself and can spout off oneliners from movies i love. mmm hmm goo :moe: |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 14,2006 9:36am - the rooster ""] whiskey_weed_and_women said: or just the fact i enjoy chatting with folks who are as lame as myself and can spout off oneliners from movies i love. mmm hmm goo :moe: i'm right there with you. if my bassist was on here we could probably regurgitate the entire script. anyways..... Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, man. |
| ________________________________________________ [Jul 14,2006 9:50am - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] you lose sir, i suggest you do like your parents lewboski and get a job. the bums will always lose |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 14,2006 3:36pm - the rooster ""] mind if i do a J? |
| _________________________________________________ [Jul 14,2006 11:26pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] Shomer fucking shabbos. |
| __________________________________________________________ [Jul 15,2006 7:47pm - the dude (formerly the rooster) ""] I am the walrus. |
| _________________________________ [Jul 20,2006 5:36pm - vesgore ""] tit |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 20,2006 9:06pm - DomesticTerror ""] "fuzzy wuzzy was a woman?" |
| __________________________________ [Jul 23,2006 10:47am - vesgore ""] DROWN RETARDED CHILDREN IS NOW ON THE BILL. we'll be trying it with a human drummer(dan ex-catastasis). songs from the album aswell. |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 24,2006 11:29am - the rooster ""] BOXES BOXING!!! |
| ________________________________________________ [Jul 24,2006 2:36pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] i fucking hate reo speedwagon |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 24,2006 10:47pm - the_reverend ""] it's funny that I don't see this show on the events list. I was in the store today: "what are you doing aug 5th?" -cashier "possibly seeing clitorture." - me "clitorture huh? wow, I just heard them for the first time last week. they are awesome" - cashier. I don't know that dude. |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 24,2006 10:58pm - anonymous ""] the_reverend said:it's funny that I don't see this show on the events list. I was in the store today: "what are you doing aug 5th?" -cashier "possibly seeing clitorture." - me "clitorture huh? wow, I just heard them for the first time last week. they are awesome" - cashier. I don't know that dude. POSSIBLY!? YOU BETTER BE THERE :bartnormal::gun: |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 24,2006 11:05pm - THE ROOSTER ""] ^^^ that was me. |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 24,2006 11:22pm - dertoxia ""] BOXING BOXES!!!! |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 24,2006 11:34pm - Tim_John ""] Tim John hasn't read the thread, but he finds the material very offensive. Nodtveit would not approve. Violence for the sake of violence? UNACCEPTABLE. Violence in homage to a greater LORD, now that IS something. TJ OUT |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 25,2006 9:11am - the rooster ""] what? |
| ____________________________________________________________ [Jul 25,2006 11:22am - jen cant wait for this show..... ""] sick show...cannot fuckin wait..... |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 26,2006 4:11am - AUTOPSY_666 ""] I plan on coming and bringing my friend Matt who worships CLITORTURE. |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 26,2006 9:24am - the rooster ""] AUTOPSY_666 said:I plan on coming and bringing my friend Matt who worships CLITORTURE. :satancross: |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 27,2006 4:34pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] Not on events page? |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 27,2006 6:37pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] Why did DEHUMANIZED cancel? |
| ______________________________ [Jul 27,2006 6:39pm - blue ""] wether or not we get on a show the same day (in NY nonetheless), i should be there. |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 27,2006 11:42pm - the rooster ""] AUTOPSY_666 said:Why did DEHUMANIZED cancel? George quit. was supposed to be his last show, but i guess he decided to leave before the rest of the fellas expected. |
| _________________________________________________ [Jul 28,2006 12:25am - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] umm hello http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=31520 |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 28,2006 9:53pm - the rooster ""] it's on the damn events page. |
| _________________________________________________ [Jul 28,2006 10:49pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] oh snap you got him angry |
| _________________________________ [Jul 30,2006 3:54pm - vesgore ""] just practiced with the new drummer, shit will be crushing |
| _________________________________ [Jul 30,2006 9:50pm - vesgore ""] also it is confirmed that Jesus Christ himself will be in attendance |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 31,2006 2:50pm - the rooster ""] vesgore said:also it is confirmed that Jesus Christ himself will be in attendance he will be leading the circle pit during "Why Won't Jesus Die?" |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 31,2006 2:55pm - SinisterMinister ""] I'm so stoked for this show, I actually just ejaculated my balls out through my urethra. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 1,2006 9:24am - the rooster ""] SinisterMinister said:I'm so stoked for this show, I actually just ejaculated my balls out through my urethra. wow. |
| ________________________________ [Aug 3,2006 1:41pm - vesgore ""] OHHHHHHHHHHH YEA |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 3,2006 4:14pm - the rooster ""] 2 DAYS. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 3,2006 5:23pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] Can't make it now, someone gonna tape this? |
| _________________________________ [Aug 3,2006 5:26pm - dertoxia ""] yeah itll probably be up on youtube within 24 hours of the show |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 3,2006 7:38pm - the rooster ""] dertoxia said:yeah itll probably be up on youtube within 24 hours of the show i want royalties BITCH. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 3,2006 8:15pm - the rooster ""] anybody here going? :whipper::gun:8^( |
| _________________________________ [Aug 3,2006 9:38pm - dertoxia ""] funny story, this fat awkward kid i used to work with at kmart instant messaged me telling me about how he just went to ozzfest and about how much he loves these bands like full blown chaos and lamb of god...he then continues telling me that he saw that "Clitorture is coming to town pretty soon". He's going along with a bunch of his disturbingly awkward friends. He want's to buy a clitorture cd and get it autographed but he wasn't sure if there would be an "autograph booth" |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 3,2006 10:48pm - the rooster ""] dertoxia said: He want's to buy a clitorture cd and get it autographed but he wasn't sure if there would be an "autograph booth" there will be a meat and greet @ FYE in Crossgates Mall from noon until 4p.m., and while we will be signing autographs (for $40 a pop), no single person is to look us directly in the eyes (EVER), and shall refer to us as "His Holiness" respectively. :pukeface: |
| __________________________________ [Aug 3,2006 11:25pm - dertoxia ""] im gonna be selling bootlegged autographed clitorture tshirts and posters out front. That, along with my ticket scalping i should be able to raise enough dough to buy a handgun so i can shoot myself in the face. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 4,2006 9:08am - the rooster ""] dertoxia said:im gonna be selling bootlegged autographed clitorture tshirts and posters out front. That, along with my ticket scalping i should be able to raise enough dough to buy a handgun so i can shoot myself in the face. :swedenflag: |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 4,2006 10:11am - the_reverend ""] the rooster said:AUTOPSY_666 said:Why did DEHUMANIZED cancel? George quit. was supposed to be his last show, but i guess he decided to leave before the rest of the fellas expected. WRONG, that is not the real reason they dropped off. they would still be playing it and george would still be on drums if they had a singer. john (as anyone who saw them) is on tour driving suffo around. that's the reason they couldnt play this show. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 4,2006 2:02pm - the rooster ""] the_reverend said:the rooster said:AUTOPSY_666 said:Why did DEHUMANIZED cancel? George quit. was supposed to be his last show, but i guess he decided to leave before the rest of the fellas expected. WRONG, that is not the real reason they dropped off. they would still be playing it and george would still be on drums if they had a singer. john (as anyone who saw them) is on tour driving suffo around. that's the reason they couldnt play this show. i'm only posting what Mike Hussey told me. i won't bore you by posting the entire message he sent, but george leaving is about the jist of it. doesn't really matter to me why they had to cancel. if they can't do it, they can't do it. |
| _____________________________ [Aug 4,2006 2:20pm - blue ""] im 90% sure ill be at this. im going to try to drag kris and sarah to this as well, moe cant make it cus hes in jersey. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 4,2006 2:27pm - the rooster ""] blue said:im 90% sure ill be at this. im going to try to drag kris and sarah to this as well, moe cant make it cus hes in jersey. i hope you can dude. sarah and kris as well. be great to see you all again. |