When people you went to school with fail miserably[views:27008][posts:140]_______________________________ [Mar 27,2008 8:37am - Mucko ""] Elementary school class clown. Third grade was the shit. Use to keep the entire class in stitches by saying ears. http://www.southcoasttoday.com/apps/pbcs.d...rticle?AID=/20080327/NEWS/803270352 |
| __________________________________ [Mar 27,2008 9:07am - Samantha ""] Wow. That guy sounds like he needs some therapy. I've found a couple of people I knew from school in the sex offender registry. Some creep who wanted to date me in high school was listed for showing his winkie to little kids. Epic fail! |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 27,2008 10:09am - dreadkill ""] Mucko said:Elementary school class clown. Third grade was the shit. Use to keep the entire class in stitches by saying ears. http://www.southcoasttoday.com/apps/pbcs.d...rticle?AID=/20080327/NEWS/803270352 hahahaha, ears. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 27,2008 10:31am - i_am_lazy ""] A total douchebag kid from my class (Well, up until 9th grade, he dropped out around then) got murdered in a drug deal gone wrong. |
| _______________________________ [Mar 27,2008 10:32am - Yeti ""] anyone else from our graduating class back there? |
| ________________________________ [Mar 27,2008 10:49am - aril ""] someone I went to school with was the Marine last year who told his troops to murder those Iraqi civilians and do stuff to them. can't remember the exact story, but yea, it made national news. |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 27,2008 10:54am - the_reverend ""] a guy and his millionaire dad killed some guy. http://www.eagletribune.com/punewsnh/local...ry_354093854?keyword=secondarystory |
| ________________________________ [Mar 27,2008 11:01am - dftg ""] a good number of kids I went to school with died in car accidents because they were fast and furious. |
| ________________________________ [Mar 27,2008 11:03am - dftg ""] oh yeah, and some kid I was in middle school with is in prison for selling guns illegally. |
| ___________________________________________ [Mar 27,2008 11:05am - SlavonicIdentity ""] Some kid in my math class was caught with 21 bags of heroin my freshman year in high school. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 27,2008 11:09am - dreadkill ""] some kid i went to middle school with was arrested a few years ago at a hotel for kidnapping and torturing some dude who owed him money in a drug deal. i don't know what came of it, all i know is he and a group of his comrades got busted with all kinds of weapons when they kidnapped the dude. a few years before that, he was arrested with his sister after they teamed up to beat the shit out of some guy. |
| ___________________________________________ [Mar 27,2008 11:41am - largefreakatzero ""] Some douche I knew in college went to federal prison for attempting to fly ecstasy back to the east coast from CA. Dumbass. |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 27,2008 11:46am - the_reverend ""] one of the sweet moments of life was walking into the mall of new hampshire and seeing a kid who was "totally coooool" in elementary, junior high, and highschool working at a seasonal sausage and cheese stand in the mall. this was right after I graduated college and got my first job. that day, I had just gotten my first fat raise of something like 15% plus a few thousand dollar bonus. I know that pride is a sin, but is come uppings a sin? |
| ____________________________________________ [Mar 27,2008 11:48am - FuckIsMySignature ""] the only sin is if you didnt buy some sausage and cheese. |
| ______________________________________________ [Mar 27,2008 11:58am - markfuckingrichards ""] I can't count how many kids I went to school with that are in jail, dead from drinking and drugs, sexual deviants or complet fuck ups in all aspects of life. One kid I went to school with since I was 5 fell off the roof of a 5 story Northeastern apartment building on New Year's Eve 7 years ago, dead from massive head trauma. That kid was highly intoxicated since he was 12. His best friend drives around town asking young girls to show him their feet...he did that to my sister and then went into hiding for fear that I would kill him after finding out it was my sister. What a winner! |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 27,2008 12:05pm - Niccolai ""] Oh come on Mark. All the people in your familly have gorgeous feet and it's time you start living up to your heritage and let me spunk all over your piggies. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 27,2008 12:09pm - dreadkill ""] FEETS IS RAVIOLIS |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 27,2008 12:16pm - Niccolai ""] this dude steve that me and my brother went to school with worked at a ben and jerries up the street and cought cought putting razors in the ice cream. video here: http://wn.whdh.com/global/video/popup/pop_...articles/local/BO75680/&rnd=6487218 |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 27,2008 12:36pm - the_reverend ""] [img] |
| _________________________________ [Mar 27,2008 12:54pm - xmikex ""] A girl from my high school that I didn't like had a baby with a kid I played little league with. A couple years ago he flipped out and smashed the baby into a wall. He's in jail, and she doesn't have a baby anymore. |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 27,2008 12:55pm - the_reverend ""] win win? |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 27,2008 1:13pm - corpus_colostomy ""] a girl who I banged in the ass in highschool does porno now. she dropped out of franklin and marshall to pursue a job in the industry and now gets caved in by doods with hogans twice my size. glad i got to break'er in first..highschool ruled! |
| ________________________________ [Mar 27,2008 1:16pm - xmikex ""] the_reverend said:win win? more like wah wahhhhhh |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 27,2008 1:29pm - neverpurified ""] I had a kid i went to High School with beat a kid to death a little over a year ago, should be serving time pretty soon. and another one went to jail for shaking a baby to death, i think he's doing time now. This thread seems like a really morbid version of Bruce Springsteen's "Glory Days" |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 27,2008 1:39pm - Karma-Enema ""] the_reverend said:win win? dead baby is a win situation?.....WTF is wrong with you? in this case i hope karma doesnt knock on your door.......jackass |
| _____________________________________________ [Mar 27,2008 1:42pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Karma-Enema said: the_reverend said:win win? dead baby is a win situation?.....WTF is wrong with you? in this case i hope karma doesnt knock on your door.......jackass Where the fuck did you learn that a dead baby is NOT a win-win situation?! Karma-Enema, meet jokes. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 27,2008 1:45pm - the_reverend ""] right.. I learned from the office. this is win win win. not just win win. sorry. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 27,2008 1:45pm - Karma-Enema ""] MarkFuckingRichards said: Karma-Enema said: the_reverend said:win win? dead baby is a win situation?.....WTF is wrong with you? in this case i hope karma doesnt knock on your door.......jackass Where the fuck did you learn that a dead baby is NOT a win-win situation?! Karma-Enema, meet jokes. jokes? have a kid then say that. keep drawing your lack o talent pictures and STFU. rev i curse you to have twenty chidren with different moms so you get fucked hardcore in child support......hows that for humor |
| ___________________________________________ [Mar 27,2008 1:50pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] ohhhhh jooookes.... i get jokes. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 27,2008 1:50pm - the_reverend ""] [img] |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 27,2008 1:52pm - Karma-Enema ""] that your girl rev? its cute....needs less teeth though |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 27,2008 1:57pm - the_reverend ""] isn't that the train wreck known as amy whitehouse? |
| _____________________________________________ [Mar 27,2008 1:58pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Karma-Enema said: MarkFuckingRichards said: Karma-Enema said: the_reverend said:win win? dead baby is a win situation?.....WTF is wrong with you? in this case i hope karma doesnt knock on your door.......jackass Where the fuck did you learn that a dead baby is NOT a win-win situation?! Karma-Enema, meet jokes. jokes? have a kid then say that. keep drawing your lack o talent pictures and STFU. rev i curse you to have twenty chidren with different moms so you get fucked hardcore in child support......hows that for humor I'm going to feed your children to an ill-tempered pit bull and draw a picture of it for you so you have something else to complain about. Then I'mma drop a mad heatah up in you mailbox, SON. |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 27,2008 1:59pm - largefreakatzero ""] Wahhh, I hate dead baby jokes, wahhhh. |
| ___________________________________________ [Mar 27,2008 2:03pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] speaking of which... anyone heard any good dead baby jokes lately? |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 27,2008 2:11pm - Karma-Enema ""] MarkFuckingRichards said: Karma-Enema said: MarkFuckingRichards said: Karma-Enema said: the_reverend said:win win? dead baby is a win situation?.....WTF is wrong with you? in this case i hope karma doesnt knock on your door.......jackass Where the fuck did you learn that a dead baby is NOT a win-win situation?! Karma-Enema, meet jokes. jokes? have a kid then say that. keep drawing your lack o talent pictures and STFU. rev i curse you to have twenty chidren with different moms so you get fucked hardcore in child support......hows that for humor I'm going to feed your children to an ill-tempered pit bull and draw a picture of it for you so you have something else to complain about. Then I'mma drop a mad heatah up in you mailbox, SON. bet i can draw it better with a crayon and my toes....and i aint yo SON. dont bother scrawling it as i wont be able to identify it anyways.. i seen your work....you seriously went to school for art? now thats a good yoke! |
| ________________________________ [Mar 27,2008 2:44pm - xmikex ""] Karma-Enema said: MarkFuckingRichards said: Karma-Enema said: the_reverend said:win win? dead baby is a win situation?.....WTF is wrong with you? in this case i hope karma doesnt knock on your door.......jackass Where the fuck did you learn that a dead baby is NOT a win-win situation?! Karma-Enema, meet jokes. jokes? have a kid then say that. Alright this is getting out of hand everyone. I appologize to anyone I offended with my crude dead baby remarks. Karma Enema, I have 3 kids. They're all tiny miracles, and light up my life with their smiles. And obviously I'd be really upset if they died. It'd be a horrible tragedy that I wouldn't wish on anyone. And it'd be a hideous inconvenience for me to have to go molest other people's children. Srsly. Sincerely, Pedo T. Bear p.s. lol @ u if u really though I had kids. |
| _____________________________________________ [Mar 27,2008 2:45pm - markfuckingrichards ""] Karma-Enema...I am your father. Now where are all of my Father's Day presents you ungrateful bastard? I want reparations dammit! |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 27,2008 2:53pm - dreadkill ""] ha, i went to school with mark richards, so i guess i'm a horrible artist as well. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 27,2008 2:58pm - Karma-Enema ""] xmikex said: Karma-Enema said: MarkFuckingRichards said: Karma-Enema said: the_reverend said:win win? dead baby is a win situation?.....WTF is wrong with you? in this case i hope karma doesnt knock on your door.......jackass Where the fuck did you learn that a dead baby is NOT a win-win situation?! Karma-Enema, meet jokes. jokes? have a kid then say that. Alright this is getting out of hand everyone. I appologize to anyone I offended with my crude dead baby remarks. Karma Enema, I have 3 kids. They're all tiny miracles, and light up my life with their smiles. And obviously I'd be really upset if they died. It'd be a horrible tragedy that I wouldn't wish on anyone. And it'd be a hideous inconvenience for me to have to go molest other people's children. Srsly. Sincerely, Pedo T. Bear p.s. lol @ u if u really though I had kids. lol @ U if i "THOUGH" YOU COULD SPELL.......but i "APPOLOGIZE" |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 27,2008 3:03pm - anonymous ""] nothing says fuck you like correcting someone's spelling. ugh, get dead. |
| _____________________________ [Mar 27,2008 3:06pm - mOe ""] some dude me and my lady went to college with has sexual child abuse charges pending...he is/was a kids soccer coach |
| ________________________________ [Mar 27,2008 3:12pm - xmikex ""] Karma-Enema said: lol @ U if i "THOUGH" YOU COULD SPELL.......but i "APPOLOGIZE" haha. This coming from a guy who thinks "....................." is legitimate punctuation, and is obviously using the capslock to write capital letters. I guess you're too busy weening your precious miracle children to hit the shift key. |
| ______________________________ [Mar 27,2008 3:24pm - Yeti ""] morale has no place within these walls. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 27,2008 3:26pm - Karma-Enema ""] xmikex said: Karma-Enema said: lol @ U if i "THOUGH" YOU COULD SPELL.......but i "APPOLOGIZE" haha. This coming from a guy who thinks "....................." is legitimate punctuation, and is obviously using the capslock to write capital letters. I guess you're too busy weening your precious miracle children to hit the shift key. punctuation????? i "THOUGH" it was quotation marks. and arent you reaching just a little? are all you so desperate to dig on someone, you attack on ones use of shift key.. how about the use of "FAIL" or "EPIC FAIL" bunch o mimics just reiterating the use of what you think is the "COOL" lingo on this bored. i havent been called a "TROLL"in a while ....anyone? im about due. oh and "FAG" been a bit lagging too. gimme your poor , tired, and weak assaults....... |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 27,2008 3:28pm - brandon nli ""] yea every now and then i see a kid i went to school with downtown asking for change laying around. Looks like hes either homeless or a bum. Hes like 22 |
| ______________________________ [Mar 27,2008 3:30pm - Yeti ""] thats it, you've all been owned. the anonymous dictator of the internet has spoken. suicide for all. |
| ________________________________ [Mar 27,2008 3:40pm - xmikex ""] Karma-Enema said:"COOL" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. This guy sounds like he's trying to be the internet's guidance counselor. I can picture him turning his chair around backwards to "rap" with us about "the real deal." |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 27,2008 3:47pm - Y_Ddraig_Goch ""] Me...I was the smart kid in high school, got awesome grades. Barely surviving now, and trying my hardest to get into college and live at the same time. It's upsetting to see dumb knuckleheads who thought ben franklin was a president in college getting a law degree while I work 40 hours a week and go to one class at the community college a semester. |
| ___________________________________________ [Mar 27,2008 3:48pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] he's just knockin on your mad grammar skills cause he ran out of verbal ammo |