Looking for a Guitarist and Bassist in the MA Area (Progressive/Tech Metal band)[views:35064][posts:142]_______________________________________ [Dec 15,2012 9:26pm - Randy Faggot ""] OP is chill. |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 15,2012 11:48pm - MikeCantTakeit ""] DestroyYouAlot said: MikeCantTakeit said:I knew it was a pathetic move to come on here in the first place And yet here ya are. MikeCantTakeit said:I won't be back on here. *posts again a bunch* How did I know THAT prediction wouldn't be coming true. Even after seeing what I look like in my video, you've got nuts starting shit. Do you even lift weights or work out? Or are you some scrawny nerd with internet muscles only? |
| _________________________________ [Dec 15,2012 11:54pm - Burnsy ""] Obligatory. [img] |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 15,2012 11:54pm - destroyyoualot ""] 110 pounds soaking wet. I work part-time in a comic book store and live in my mom's basement. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 16,2012 12:30am - Fake ARIL ""] Methinks OP op'd and never returned. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 16,2012 2:25am - MotleyGrue ""] holy fuck I just saw that video, honestly how do you expect to post bullshit like that online and not get shit for it? The music you are doing is played out as fuck, and it is nothing groundbreaking, and worth forgetting. |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 16,2012 2:33am - GEORGE ZIMMER ""] [img] HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. MANY YEARS AGO, A MENTALLY HANDICAPPED MCDONALDS EMPLOYEE PILFERED AN OUTRAGEOUSLY DAPPER SUIT FROM MY ILLUSTRIOUS STORE AND WRONGFULLY CLAIMED IT AS HIS OWN. INSULTED BY HIS DISHONESTY, MY MASSIVE MANHOOD MISSILE TORE OUT OF MY FRESHLY TAILORED PANTS, AND VICIOUSLY SLAMMED HIM INTO PAVEMENT, RATTLING HIS BONES AND SEVERING HIS FORESKIN. THE LOOKS OF INNOCENCE, ABJECT TERROR, AND PURE SADNESS IN HIS EYES EMOTIONALLY AND CHEMICALLY UNITED AND FORMED AN APHRODISIAC WHICH EMANATED FROM HIS VERY SOUL. AROUSED BY THIS DISPLAY AND WITH MY OBLITERATED PANTS LAID STREWN AROUND MY ANKLES, I CHARGED AT HIM WITH THE FEROCITY OF A FEMALE GRIZZLY BEAR PROTECTING ITS YOUNG. THE BEWILDERED YET FRIGHTENED LOOK THAT GRACED HIS TEAR-COVERED, DOWN'S SYNDROME-SHAPED FACE AS MY PULSATING POWER PUMP RUSHED TO MEET HIS FACE HAS CAUSED AND WILL CONTINUE TO CAUSE ME UPROARIOUS, RUMBLING LAUGHTER FOR MANY DECADES TO COME. SCARED AND HELPLESS, HE BEGAN TO WADDLE AWAY BUT ALAS, HIS EFFORTS WERE FUTILE. BEFORE HE COULD STUMBLE AWAY FROM MY GRASP, I CLOSED THE DISTANCE BETWEEN US WITH MY MASSIVE, MENACING MEMBER, AND HE SOON GOT A TASTE OF MY COLLOSSAL CUM CANNON AS IT SMASHED INTO HIS CRANIUM, WHICH WAS QUITE PUNY BY COMPARISON. THE FORCE OF MY CYCLOPEAN CUNT CLOBBERER SENT HIM HURTLING ACROSS THE ROOM, THROUGH SEVERAL DESKS, AND FINALLY CAUSED HIM TO SLAM HEADFIRST INTO A DISPLAY OF MY DELIGHTFULLY DAPPER SUITS. I VAULTED OVER TO HIM WITH THE HELP OF MY PULSATING PYTHON OF POON-POUNDING, AND THEN LIFTED HIM UP AND PINNED HIM AGAINST THE ORNATELY-DECORATED CEILING WITH THE HEAD OF MY CAREFULLY MANUEVERED CERVIX CRUSADER. AS I WATCHED ALL HOPE DISSAPPEAR FROM HIS GRIEF-STRICKEN FACE, I BESPATTERED HIM WITH A DELUGE OF MASTERFULLY SPREAD MANJUICE, DROWNING HIM IN MY RICH PROTEIN SHAKE AND CORRUPTING HIS SOUL. THE COPIOUS AMOUNT OF CORN SYRUP RUSHING FORTH FROM MY PULSATING, POWER-PACKED PLACENTA POKER QUICKLY FLOODED MY STORE AND RAISED THE EARTH'S SEA LEVEL BY APPROXIMATELY 10 PERCENT. BILLIONS OF PEOPLE GASPED FOR AIR AS THEY DROWNED IN LEGIONS OF MY STIFLINGLY SUBSTANTIAL SEED, AND MANY YEARS AFTER THIS INCIDENT, THE BODY OF THE MENTALLY HANDICAPPED MCDONALDS EMPLOYEE HAS NOT BEEN RECOVERED. I GUARANTEE IT. |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 16,2012 2:37am - shutup fagget ""] shutup fagget |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 16,2012 10:08am - Richard Hertz ""] MikeCantTakeit said: DestroyYouAlot said: MikeCantTakeit said:I knew it was a pathetic move to come on here in the first place: And yet here ya are. MikeCantTakeit said:I won't be back on here. *posts again a bunch* How did I know THAT prediction wouldn't be coming true. Even after seeing what I look like in my video, you've got nuts starting shit. Do you even lift weights or work out? Or are you some scrawny nerd with internet muscles only? I just watched a little of your twiddling nonsense videos and strained my eyes to find anything terrifying about you. Nope. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 16,2012 11:05am - trioxin245 ""] destroyyoualot said:110 pounds soaking wet. I work part-time in a comic book store and live in my mom's basement. MAN I wish I were you |
| _________________________________ [Dec 16,2012 1:58pm - Snowden ""] That video isn't that bad if you're into that kind of thing, but mostly I can't believe this thread got a DO YOU EVEN LIFT BRO. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 16,2012 2:28pm - Ziggy Stardust ""] While I have been busy jamming with the spiders from mars, I noticed that this video is that bad and indeed bullshit. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 16,2012 2:31pm - fernando ""] The riffs I actually found interesting, that could go somewhere, only lasted 17 seconds. The rest was wank-wank-noodle-noodle-0-1-4-0-1-4. GL finding bandmates, tho. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 16,2012 3:19pm - Randy_Marsh ""] shit band, delete. Technicality does not equal good. If you listen to the song, it sounds gay; the rhythm is elementary school playground music. Not everyone who gives you opinion on your music is a troll. if it was good people would be telling you it was good and they want to hear more. this is not the case here. |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 16,2012 3:30pm - shutup fagget ""] Randy_Marsh said:shit band, delete. Technicality does not equal good. If you listen to the song, it sounds gay; the rhythm is elementary school playground music. Not everyone who gives you opinion on your music is a troll. if it was good people would be telling you it was good and they want to hear more. this is not the case here. shutup fagget |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 16,2012 4:03pm - Arrow NLI ""] Randy_Marsh said:the rhythm is elementary school playground music. I didn't necessarily dig the music, so I'm not defending it. But if you were playing those rhythms on the elementary school playgrounds then you really must not put much effort into the stuff you write now. Or you're spending waaaaaaaay too much time at elementary school playgrounds as an adult. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 16,2012 4:16pm - Randy_Marsh ""] Arrow%20NLI said: Randy_Marsh said:the rhythm is elementary school playground music. I didn't necessarily dig the music, so I'm not defending it. But if you were playing those rhythms on the elementary school playgrounds then you really must not put much effort into the stuff you write now. Or you're spending waaaaaaaay too much time at elementary school playgrounds as an adult. I guess it was a metaphor for childish activity on guitar, nerf bow and arrow nli |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 16,2012 5:48pm - MikeCantTakeit ""] Richard%20Hertz said: I just watched a little of your twiddling nonsense videos and strained my eyes to find anything terrifying about you. Nope. You don't like my music because you dont understand it. you don't undrstand it Because you can't play it. You can't play it is because you don't take care of your body - I take care of my body. It's obvious. Done with you bullies. Speaking of elementary school, Arrow NLI (I assume you're ARILUSBM's alt?), that's what you all remind me of. Bullies. And jerks. I really am done posting here now. I've got better things to do. One day I'll be opening for Veil of Maya and you guys will be here, picking on kids on a saturday night again. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 16,2012 5:51pm - Arrow NLI ""] MikeCantTakeit said:Arrow NLI (I assume you're ARILUSBM's alt?), Why the fuck would you say that? |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 16,2012 5:52pm - MikeCantTakeit ""] because they're anagrams. do you think I'm a fucking idiot |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 16,2012 5:54pm - shutup fagget ""] MikeCantTakeit said:because they're anagrams. do you think I'm a fucking idiot shutup fagget |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 16,2012 5:54pm - Arrow NLI ""] ... ... ... ... ... ... ... WHAT? |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 16,2012 6:00pm - MikeCantTakeit ""] Lol. This is hilarious now guys. Someone is posting under my name and posing as me now. The last thing I truly said was tl;dr and the rest is from someone else. But very funny. This has actually become quite amusing now. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 16,2012 6:01pm - KEVORD ""] MikeCantTakeit said:because they're anagrams. do you think I'm a fucking idiotBut its not an anagram. The letters don't match. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 16,2012 6:05pm - trioxin245 ""] Snowden said:That video isn't that bad if you're a FAGGOT. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 16,2012 6:10pm - Arrow NLI ""] MikeCantTakeit said:Lol. This is hilarious now guys. Someone is posting under my name and posing as me now. The last thing I truly said was tl;dr and the rest is from someone else. But very funny. This has actually become quite amusing now. Are you backtracing because you realized my anagram name is missing a few letters? Or do you still think I'm AwrolliusBMhead? |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 16,2012 6:30pm - arilliusbm ""] AwrolliusBMhead? I'm offended. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 16,2012 6:40pm - shutup BM head ""] arilliusbm said:AwrolliusBMhead? I'm offended. shutup BM head |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 16,2012 7:04pm - Randy_Marsh ""] a whole new era of "you cant play it, so that makes it listenable" has come to the forefront. this guy is the king of douchebags. |
| ___________________________________________________________ [Dec 16,2012 7:23pm - Big bag of assorted nigger parts ""] Hang on, I think I got the formula here... Jud jud, jud-jud-jud-jud jud jud jud, jud-jud jud jud jud jud jud jud jud jud jud jud Fweedle-fweee, jud jud jud jud, jud-jud-jud-jud jud jud jud, jud-jud jud jud jud jud jud jud jud jud jud jud Beedluhdoodleuhdawwww (sweep) Jud jud jud-jud-jud [img] Nailed it. |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 16,2012 7:35pm - Richard Hertz ""] ^holy shit, hahahaha. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 16,2012 7:40pm - trioxin245 ""] Troll identified |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 16,2012 7:55pm - Avalonwinds ""] Not one Bova comparison. This saddens me. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 16,2012 8:13pm - the_reverend ""] I didn't read anything in this thread... but the dude reported me to my host for hosting child porn. So I removed his info. I really hope he never forms a band. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 16,2012 8:16pm - KEVORD ""] the_reverend said:I didn't read anything in this thread... but the dude reported me to my host for hosting child porn. So I removed his info. I really hope he never forms a band.OMG what a piece of shit. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 16,2012 8:20pm - trioxin245 ""] yea really thats gotta be the most spineless butthurt faggotry Ive heard in a long time. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 16,2012 8:23pm - arilliusbm ""] because of that, let's get him. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 16,2012 8:24pm - KEVORD ""] and this pussy deleted his youtube videos. RTTP has a new enemy. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 16,2012 8:25pm - KEVORD ""] http://www.facebook.com/#!/TheParadoxicalSpiral |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 16,2012 8:28pm - arilliusbm ""] FUCK. dont make me turn my facebook back on. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 16,2012 8:46pm - Randy_Marsh ""] I love how automatically if you don't like someone's music these days you are automatically a basement dwelling 30 something year old to these people....and if you aren't you can't just simply not like their music. |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 16,2012 8:59pm - ugirlzr2funny ""] Pretty sure the child porn accusation was made up by rev to get the cavalry riled up. oh u so slick girl. also sad...very sad. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 16,2012 9:02pm - KEVORD ""] Well as much as we all troll each other and disagree I would hope that no one who posts here would ever book this idiots band or help him in any way. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 16,2012 9:07pm - arilliusbm ""] This kid's ego is seeping through the videos. He even has his signature on the bottom of the video. Seriously dude? The music nothing but a hollow representation of what they're trying to acheive: a "hey! look at me and look at what I can do!!" and a classic example of complaining about not being able to find band members. Oh, I'm sorry, are you too good at your instrument that you can't find anyone else of equal skill? Try learning how to write original or memorable riffs. Sadly, there is a niche for this style, and they're all a bunch of tools. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 16,2012 9:13pm - the_reverend ""] ugirlzr2funny said:Pretty sure the child porn accusation was made up by rev to get the cavalry riled up. oh u so slick girl. also sad...very sad. no, he actually did. I don't have the time to deal with bullshit like this in my life. I hope the dude never gets a band or whatever. I don't want to accidentally shoot him and then have him ask for royalties or go to my mom yelling about crap. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 16,2012 9:18pm - the_reverend ""] much like the threads that Chuck's Lawyer came at me about (thanks conservatist), I hope this dies so I don't have to deal with more crap. |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 16,2012 9:23pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] MikeCantTakeit said:because they're anagrams. do you think I'm a fucking idiot yes |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 16,2012 9:28pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] arilliusbm said:This kid's ego is seeping through the videos. He even has his signature on the bottom of the video. Seriously dude? The music nothing but a hollow representation of what they're trying to acheive: a "hey! look at me and look at what I can do!!" and a classic example of complaining about not being able to find band members. Oh, I'm sorry, are you too good at your instrument that you can't find anyone else of equal skill? Try learning how to write original or memorable riffs. Sadly, there is a niche for this style, and they're all a bunch of tools. [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 16,2012 10:17pm - arilliusbm ""] on second thought, if this kid is willing to file a falst complaint for that, who knows what else will happen. might be wise to just let this go. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 16,2012 10:22pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] [img] |