Girlfriend Metal on Facebook[views:27272][posts:145]_________________________________________ [May 26,2011 4:46pm - bobnomaamrooney ""] Girlfriend Metal official Facebook page Become a fan or (/r/ meme) |
| ___________________________________________ [May 26,2011 4:51pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] LOL |
| ___________________________________________ [May 26,2011 5:04pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] i like it out of spite. |
| _________________________________________ [May 26,2011 5:18pm - ValkyrieScreams ""] "Band Interests: Rocking out and seeing lots of girls in the crowd and Wren. " I lol'd |
| ______________________________ [May 26,2011 5:42pm - Lamp ""] The bands listed as girlfriend metal are all soooooo fucking bad too. |
| _____________________________________________ [May 26,2011 6:00pm - Woah!_Shut_It_Down! ""] inb4 Hipster Metal is related |
| _____________________________________ [May 26,2011 8:36pm - Randy_Marsh ""] hahahah the bands listed are perfect and true. chicks love watain and the sword. |
| _____________________________________ [May 26,2011 8:40pm - Randy_Marsh ""] one band chicks do not like is Meshuggah. chicks hate Meshuggah. |
| _________________________________________ [May 26,2011 8:46pm - bobnomaamrooney ""] page is updated |
| _________________________________________________ [May 26,2011 8:46pm - RustyPS is on the move ""] Randy_Marsh said:one band chicks do not like is Meshuggah. chicks hate Meshuggah.tigers love pepper, they hate cinnamon |
| ________________________________________ [May 26,2011 9:11pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] hahaha, so appreesh'd |
| _____________________________ [May 26,2011 9:16pm - pam ""] I hate all of those bands, I must be doing it wrong. |
| ________________________________ [May 26,2011 9:21pm - xmikex ""] Doom Riders, later Converge, Municipal Waste |
| _____________________________ [May 26,2011 9:30pm - pam ""] Opeth, Katatonia |
| ________________________________ [May 26,2011 9:34pm - xmikex ""] Girlfriend metal is different from mom metal apparently. |
| _________________________________________________ [May 26,2011 9:43pm - RustyPS is on the move ""] Mom metal = Stryper I thought am I doing it wrong? |
| ____________________________________ [May 26,2011 9:55pm - xgodzillax ""] mom metal = bon jovi, heart, poison, etc. of course, Im being bias because im going on what MY mom used to "rock out" to. but my mom also likes the vandals and descendents. |
| _____________________________ [May 26,2011 9:55pm - pam ""] TO HELL WITH THE DEVIIIIIL I have to put on "girlfriend metal" in the car for my boyfriend. He doesn't like my "screamy shit". |
| __________________________________ [May 26,2011 10:43pm - RustyPS ""] the most "metal" band my mom enjoys is Led Zeppelin lol |
| _____________________________________ [May 27,2011 3:19am - ouchdrummer ""] that's hilarious. i luv it. |
| _____________________________ [May 27,2011 8:53am - pam ""] My mom likes country music. |
| ____________________________________ [May 27,2011 9:22am - Alx_Casket ""] My mom likes power metal. |
| _______________________________________ [May 27,2011 9:44am - hauptpflucker ""] My mom's musical tastes are generally lame, but she does support my band, and has even said nice things! Kyle Bigred Katahdin's mom loves Priest though, so she wins. |
| ______________________________________________ [May 27,2011 9:44am - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] I didn't know people were now dating their mothers |
| ___________________________________________ [May 27,2011 9:48am - FuckIsMySignature ""] only girlfriends who pretend to like metal at all are real. |
| _______________________________ [May 27,2011 10:42am - Yeti ""] ONLY DICKS AND ABORTIONS ARE REAL |
| _______________________________ [May 27,2011 10:43am - Lamp ""] abortion is bro |
| _________________________________ [May 27,2011 10:46am - Kevord ""] Most girls I dated got hot in the crotch over Type O Negative. |
| ______________________________________ [May 27,2011 2:19pm - blackoutrik ""] Randy_Marsh said:one band chicks do not like is Meshuggah. chicks hate Meshuggah. Not true. I saw 2 hotties makin out at a meshuggah show. |
| ___________________________________________ [May 27,2011 2:27pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] blackoutrik said: Randy_Marsh said:one band chicks do not like is Meshuggah. chicks hate Meshuggah. Not true. I saw 2 hotties makin out at a meshuggah show. thats prob more because chicks DO like making out with eachother. |
| _________________________________________ [May 27,2011 2:32pm - arkquimanthorn ""] my gf digs meshuggah. eat it. |
| _________________________________________ [May 27,2011 2:33pm - arkquimanthorn ""] but i'm sure more chicks like making out with each other than like meshuggah though. |
| ____________________________________ [May 27,2011 2:34pm - RichHorror ""] Ark's hot babe-- bennyhillifier |
| ________________________________________ [May 27,2011 2:35pm - KILLER KADERP ""] arkquimanthorn said:my gf digs meshuggah. eat it. I bet she has an 8-string guitar tucked away somewhere, if you catch my drift. |
| _________________________________________ [May 27,2011 2:37pm - arkquimanthorn ""] haven't found it yet, i'll look again. |
| ______________________________________ [May 27,2011 2:44pm - blackoutrik ""] Or they'll tell you they like it or would like a threesome with you and another chick in the beginning of the relationship. |
| _______________________________________ [May 27,2011 2:49pm - SLAAAAGG NLI ""] Korpiklanni, Blackguard, Cynic, Satyricon, Abaroth |
| _____________________________ [May 27,2011 6:11pm - pam ""] Kevord said:Most girls I dated got hot in the crotch over Type O Negative. Yes but men get equally hot in the crotch for Type O. |
| __________________________________ [May 27,2011 6:26pm - Samantha ""] Kevord said:Most girls I dated got hot in the crotch over Type O Negative. Most girls in general get hot in the crotch over Type O. In b4 someone posts those Playgirl pics. |
| ____________________________________ [May 27,2011 6:26pm - arilliusbm ""] Dreadful Shadows > Type O GASP |
| ___________________________________________ [May 27,2011 6:27pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] Samantha said: In b4 someone posts those Playgirl pics. please dont. PLEASE. |
| ____________________________________ [May 27,2011 6:39pm - arilliusbm ""] Only The Old Dead Tree is Real ;-) bennyhillifier |
| _____________________________ [May 27,2011 6:40pm - pam ""] No...do. |
| _____________________________ [May 27,2011 6:40pm - pam ""] arilliusbm said:Only The Old Dead Tree is Real ;-) <3 |
| ____________________________________ [May 27,2011 6:42pm - arilliusbm ""] also- To/Die/For: bennyhillifier |
| _____________________________ [May 27,2011 6:44pm - pam ""] I also love to/die/for, and older Entwine...though I rarely listen to either anymore. |
| ____________________________________ [May 27,2011 6:45pm - arilliusbm ""] I miss good Goth Rock / Metal. bennyhillifier |
| ____________________________________ [May 27,2011 6:48pm - arilliusbm ""] also, Haggard or GTFO bennyhillifier |
| _____________________________________ [May 27,2011 7:22pm - Randy_Marsh ""] meshuggah = anti-girlfriend metal |
| __________________________________________ [May 27,2011 8:08pm - BlessedOffalNLI ""] I wish Blessed Offal was girlfriend metal.... IM SO LONELY |
| ____________________________________ [May 28,2011 11:13am - AMOROK666 ""] My girlfriend likes blessed offal. |
| ___________________________________ [May 28,2011 11:19am - Samantha ""] arilliusbm said:Dreadful Shadows > Type O GASP Hey, now! Let's not go THAT far. |
| ______________________________________ [May 28,2011 11:35am - Randy_Marsh ""] blessed offal is bro. |
| _________________________________ [May 28,2011 11:46am - burnsy ""] Randy_Marsh said:meshuggah = anti-girlfriend metal Haha not true! Now deathspell is most certainly anti-girlfriend metal. |
| ___________________________________ [May 28,2011 6:40pm - dreadkill ""] I just posted this in the ghost thread and wanted to add it here: I'm sitting in a pub in Portland, ME and my girlfriend goes "girlfriend metal shirt!" I look over and an old guy has just hobbled in wearing a ghost shirt. |
| ____________________________________ [May 28,2011 7:18pm - arilliusbm ""] hence, the trend. |
| ___________________________________ [May 30,2011 3:43pm - nekronaut ""] http://returntothepit.com/concert.php?date=2011-05-29&band=ghost |
| __________________________________________ [May 30,2011 4:03pm - BlessedOffalNLI ""] AMOROK666 said:My girlfriend likes blessed offal.then why am I not famous???? |
| _________________________________________ [May 30,2011 6:59pm - ancient master ""] I always thought Edge of Sanity was girlfriend metal sounding shit but its doesnt detract from the fact that it is awesome bennyhillifier |
| ___________________________________________ [May 30,2011 10:24pm - douchebag_patrol ""] [img] |
| ____________________________________ [May 31,2011 10:36am - dreadkill ""] ancient%20master said:I always thought Edge of Sanity was girlfriend metal sounding shit but its doesnt detract from the fact that it is awesome bennyhillifier i love edge of sanity. my band covered losing myself and we're pretty much girlfriend metal. |
| ___________________________________ [May 31,2011 12:12pm - Sinistas ""] Indeed we are. |
| ______________________________________ [May 31,2011 8:00pm - saxlbeckett ""] ancient%20master said:I always thought Edge of Sanity was girlfriend metal sounding shit but its doesnt detract from the fact that it is awesome Truth! Crimson 1 was the album that got Preeti into death metal. She HATED suffocation though. We had arguments about it. |
| __________________________________ [May 31,2011 9:35pm - Dankill ""] Wren got a gf, so Girlfriend Metal has escaped from the Interwebz! |
| _____________________________________ [May 31,2011 9:54pm - i_am_not_me ""] dreadkill said: i love edge of sanity. my band covered losing myself and we're pretty much girlfriend metal. I always thought the DS abbreviation was a promotional tie-in with Nintendo, and not a reminder that listening to Dreaded Silence will get your dick sucked. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 20,2011 11:40am - xmikex ""] Thinking about this one on the train this morning: post-"While You Were Sleeping" Backstabbers Inc. Girlfriend metal officially. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 20,2011 11:41am - dreadkill ""] i_am_not_me said: dreadkill said: i love edge of sanity. my band covered losing myself and we're pretty much girlfriend metal. I always thought the DS abbreviation was a promotional tie-in with Nintendo, and not a reminder that listening to Dreaded Silence will get your dick sucked. hahahahaha, brilliant |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 20,2011 11:52am - DestroyYouAlot ""] Hahaha, Opeth double-confirmed girlfriend metal. My girlfriend's reaction: "So, it's like Dream Theater?" lol |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 20,2011 12:45pm - arilliusbm ""] this thread is sexist |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 21,2011 9:14pm - bobnomaamrooney ""] [img] |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 21,2011 9:21pm - ghey_faguettes ""] bobnomaamrooney said:[img] I lol'd |
| ________________________________ [Jun 21,2011 9:26pm - KEVORD ""] Just read all the posts on The girlfriend metal page. Hot damn that page's a magnet for retards. |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 21,2011 9:28pm - douchebag_patrol ""] ghey_faguettes said: bobnomaamrooney said:[img] I lol'd [img] |
| _____________________________ [Jun 21,2011 9:39pm - pam ""] HOW DID I MISS THAT? That broad must love being ridiculed. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 22,2011 3:17am - NuclearWinter ""] bennyhillifier Metals to get your dick bit to. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 22,2011 5:12am - Randy_Marsh ""] lol at halpin thread porcupine tree...ultimate girlfriend metal...or even metal at all? |
| _____________________________ [Jun 22,2011 8:58am - pam ""] HAHAHAHA Halpin deleted the thread. Sorry, lady...you've been screencap'd! |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 25,2011 11:42am - bloblovesmusic ""] Boston Phoenix doesn't like Girlfriend Metal |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 25,2011 11:50am - bornoffire ""] Kim rules... |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 25,2011 11:55am - DestroyYouAlot ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 25,2011 12:02pm - bornoffire ""] hahaha |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 25,2011 12:04pm - arktouros ""] fuck facebook, fuck elite bloggers, fuck "metal cred" and fuck ladies who can't take a joke. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 25,2011 12:09pm - arktouros ""] she did have to defend herself with Jo Bench and a Graveland LP. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED, BOB |
| _________________________________ [Aug 25,2011 12:16pm - xmikex ""] BloggerGurl said:I know teh names of things and am awesum at metal. I'm mad that some1 didn't give m3 a high five 4 being a gurl & in2 metul. every1 is dum but m3. |
| __________________________________________________ [Aug 25,2011 12:25pm - Not an attention whore ""] "I'm more metal than you, and I don't need to defend it. Here's a huge list of all the reasons why I don't need to defend it, bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla Graveland bla bla bla bla bla bla bla ad nauseum." [img] "Also, my parents didn't pay enough attention to me so I'm going to turn my face into a spiral notebook." |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 25,2011 12:33pm - bobnomaamrooney ""] I own many leather bound digipacks. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 25,2011 1:20pm - posbleak ""] Boob-level surface piercings make me want to puke. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 25,2011 1:54pm - Sacreligion ""] Not%20an%20attention%20whore said:"I'm more metal than you, and I don't need to defend it. Here's a huge list of all the reasons why I don't need to defend it, bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla Graveland bla bla bla bla bla bla bla ad nauseum." [img] "Also, my parents didn't pay enough attention to me so I'm going to turn my face into a spiral notebook." I didn't know Mead started making 2-star trapper keepers. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 25,2011 2:37pm - arilliusbm ""] I just sit here and LOL because this all started with that Ghost thread. Where's ghost? |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 25,2011 2:44pm - bobnomaamrooney ""] arilliusbm said:I just sit here and LOL because this all started with that Ghost thread. Where's ghost? Which reinforces the all trolls are aril hypothesis. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 25,2011 2:46pm - arilliusbm ""] Thread was made logged in. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 25,2011 2:49pm - narkybark ""] same place as always, in blue's cassette deck |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 25,2011 2:55pm - anonymous ""] you people make me sick. Misongynistic fuckwads. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 25,2011 2:55pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] [img] |
| __________________________________ [Aug 25,2011 3:12pm - posbleak ""] [img] |
| ________________________________ [Aug 25,2011 3:40pm - KEVORD ""] arilliusbm said:I just sit here and LOL because this all started with that Ghost thread. Where's ghost? When I saw people posting that Phoenix article I thought the same thing. Da Phoenix goofed and dun gat trolled. |
| _________________________________ [Aug 30,2011 10:32pm - KEVORD ""] http://www.facebook.com/converge/posts/141180569309227 |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 30,2011 10:44pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Amazing. Buttdarts are butthurt. |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 30,2011 10:46pm - josh_hates_you ""] I like how most of the people commenting on the converge link are too stupid to get it. |
| _________________________________ [Aug 30,2011 10:48pm - KEVORD ""] You can't see the girlfriend metal forest from the girlfriend metal tree's. |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 30,2011 10:49pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] "WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT I LISTEN TO CONVERGE AND CONVERGE IS VERY UNDERGROUND OBVIOUSLY YOU SHOULD GO BACK TO LISTEN TO BRITNEY SPEARS LOLOLOL" |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 30,2011 11:59pm - bobnomaamrooney ""] hahahaha |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 31,2011 12:00am - RichHorror ""] Converge is ashamed of their penises. |
| _________________________________ [Aug 31,2011 12:11am - xmikex ""] Anonymous Owning nazi shit like Graveland makes you so fucking edgy. Posted: August 25 2011 at 12:40 PM |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 31,2011 7:23am - arilliusbm ""] Hahaha @ converge's post |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 31,2011 7:35am - RichHorror ""] Where's Converge? |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 31,2011 10:09am - the_reverend ""] some times I'm proud of you people. sometimes. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 31,2011 10:11am - the_reverend ""] I think the GFM likes are the best part of GFM. |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 31,2011 10:40am - bobnomaamrooney ""] I'm not sure what's funnier on the Converge post, the people who think Kim is behind GFM or seeing how many buttdarts who live in MA listen to Converge and never go to local shows that aren't at the Palladium. |
| ____________________________________________ [Aug 31,2011 10:42am - FuckIsMySignature ""] Here's a nice little gem I found. https://www.facebook.com/#!/groups/136435493096295/ "NO Trolling (removed immediately)" Challenge? |
| ____________________________________________ [Aug 31,2011 10:49am - FuckIsMySignature ""] trololololol |
| _____________________________________________________ [Aug 31,2011 11:26am - RustyPS should be working ""] Problem? [img] |
| ____________________________________________ [Aug 31,2011 11:27am - FuckIsMySignature ""] only trolling the prison system is real [img] |
| _________________________________ [Aug 31,2011 11:44am - xmikex ""] request sent. gentlemen, start ur trolls. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 31,2011 5:26pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] xmikex said:request sent. gentlemen, start ur trolls. Fine work, monsieur. XD |
| _________________________________ [Aug 31,2011 7:17pm - Doomkid ""] my first post will be "what is your favorite gf metal band?" unless someone else wants it. |
| ________________________________ [Sep 1,2011 12:39am - xmikex ""] [img] I don't get these people |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 1,2011 12:44am - Randy_Marsh ""] because they don't understand the art of trolling, mike. |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 1,2011 2:19am - DestroyYouAlot ""] One problem: No one in that group is ever going to admit to not knowing about a band, ever. |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 1,2011 2:20am - DestroyYouAlot ""] You could go on there and talk about how Holladaddy played Budokan in '81 and they're all just gonna nod their heads knowingly. |
| _______________________________ [Sep 1,2011 1:36pm - xmikex ""] DestroyYouAlot said:You could go on there and talk about how Holladaddy played Budokan in '81 and they're all just gonna nod their heads knowingly. jesus christ you might be right... [img] |
| ________________________________ [Sep 1,2011 1:43pm - Doomkid ""] Mike, Rowan is me. |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 1,2011 1:48pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] lol they wont accept my request to join. dicks. |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 1,2011 1:55pm - bobnomaamrooney ""] Accepted my request to join. |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 1,2011 1:56pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] good trolling to you sirs |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 1,2011 1:58pm - bobnomaamrooney ""] Google translate couldn't handle Dick Is Bro into russian, so I went with Dick's brother |
| ________________________________ [Sep 1,2011 2:00pm - Doomkid ""] I was wondering what that said |
| _______________________________ [Sep 1,2011 2:01pm - xmikex ""] Doomkid said:Mike, Rowan is me. haha I was just about to ask. I read that, then had to go do a job and was biting the inside of my lip trying to keep from laughing in front of a client. |
| _______________________________ [Sep 1,2011 2:02pm - xmikex ""] Rene Auberjonois [img] |
| ________________________________ [Sep 1,2011 2:04pm - Doomkid ""] يك وإخوانه TIL: dick IS in fact bro in Arabic. |
| ________________________________ [Sep 1,2011 2:05pm - Doomkid ""] ODO YOU DIDN'T |
| _____________________________ [Sep 1,2011 3:22pm - Yeti ""] hahahaha holy shit, i just saw that Phoenix thing now. that might be the best thing RTTP has ever spawned. |
| _____________________________ [Sep 1,2011 3:28pm - Yeti ""] that just made my day. today i like all of you. |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 1,2011 3:29pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] what does this have to do with the phoenix? |
| _____________________________ [Sep 1,2011 3:32pm - Yeti ""] bloblovesmusic said:Boston Phoenix doesn't like Girlfriend Metal |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 1,2011 3:33pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] HAHAHAHAHA. |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 1,2011 3:34pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] *slow clap* |
| __________________________________ [Sep 1,2011 3:35pm - dreadkill ""] i'm reading that comment thread now and laughing so hard. well done, gentlemen. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 1,2011 3:36pm - arilliusbm ""] I am conspiring against bobnomaamrooney. 1.) Dude occasionally writes for the Phoenix 2.) Creates Girlfriend metal as a spinoff in the Ghost is trendy thread 3.) Article appears in the Phoenix written by a girl 4.) Promotes this afterwards. Your arrested. |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 1,2011 3:39pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] THE PLOT THICKENS |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 1,2011 3:42pm - bobnomaamrooney ""] arilliusbm said:I am conspiring against bobnomaamrooney. 1.) Dude occasionally writes for the Phoenix 2.) Creates Girlfriend metal as a spinoff in the Ghost is trendy thread 3.) Article appears in the Phoenix written by a girl 4.) Promotes this afterwards. Your arrested. 3.5) Tells editor I created Girlfriend Metal after the article was published. [img] |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 1,2011 3:45pm - arilliusbm ""] IMPROPER BOSTONIAN OR GTFO |
| __________________________________ [Sep 1,2011 3:47pm - narkybark ""] ONLY BARSTOOL SPORTS IS REAL |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 1,2011 3:48pm - bobnomaamrooney ""] STUFF@NIGHT OR FALSE |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 1,2011 4:46pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] dreadkill said:i'm reading that comment thread now and laughing so hard. well done, gentlemen. Pam Garnett said:TITS OR GTFO XD |
| ___________________________________________________ [Sep 1,2011 5:27pm - RustyPS should be working ""] narkybark said:ONLY BARSTOOL SPORTS IS REAL KIDDIE PORN |