I just ordered COLON BLOW.[views:41221][posts:149]____________________________________ [Jun 12,2008 3:12pm - DYA / NLI ""] http://www.colonblow.com/ I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT. Pics as soon as they're available. THE CLOCK IS TICKING... |
| _________________________________ [Jun 12,2008 3:18pm - Martins ""] I CAN'T WAIT! |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 12,2008 3:29pm - the_reverend ""] honestly, I've thought of doing it too. |
| ______________________________ [Jun 12,2008 3:30pm - Yeti ""] i don't know, i don't buy into this stuff. i really have no basis, it just seems like a bad idea. i mean it is a good idea to clean your colon, the amount of undigested food that can sit in the large intestine is pretty shocking, but we don't know what that cleansing shit is really doing. it might cause some issues later on. but then again it might not. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 12,2008 3:33pm - Martins ""] There are other ways of doing it that take about a month and are much safer. I'd be afraid of 1 day cleaners. |
| ______________________________ [Jun 12,2008 3:33pm - Yeti ""] yeah thats what i mean, it just isn't natural. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 12,2008 3:35pm - Martins ""] Though, who knows. There's some CRAZY herbal shit out there. hehe, shit. |
| _______________________________ [Jun 12,2008 3:37pm - aril ""] give me some of this. we can make those diarrhoea balloons I told you about. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 12,2008 3:48pm - xanonymousx ""] this reminds me of that infomercial on tv |
| _____________________________ [Jun 12,2008 3:51pm - mOe ""] Yea, i have an herbal tea at home that cleans ya out good stuff |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 12,2008 4:04pm - Conservationist ""] DYA%20/%20NLI said:THE CLOCK IS TICKING... THE COLON IS TICKING |
| _______________________________________________________ [Jun 12,2008 4:19pm - thuringwethil at the library ""] one of my favorite band names was Colon on the Cob |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 12,2008 4:21pm - DYA / NLI ""] Yeti said:i don't know, i don't buy into this stuff. i really have no basis, it just seems like a bad idea. i mean it is a good idea to clean your colon, the amount of undigested food that can sit in the large intestine is pretty shocking, but we don't know what that cleansing shit is really doing. it might cause some issues later on. but then again it might not. Eh - I've got an iron colon, I'm not worried. Martins said:There are other ways of doing it that take about a month and are much safer. Yeah, but what fun is that? |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 12,2008 4:23pm - DYA / NLI ""] [ fade in on a man at a table, eating oat bran cereal from a bowl ] Announcer: Hold it! Is that what you’re having for breakfast? Man: Sure, haven't you heard? Fiber is really good for you. Announcer: Well, there's fiber, and then there's high fiber. Try this. [ offstage hands replace cereal box with Colon Blow cereal box ] Man: Hmm.. Colon Blow. Sounds delicious. But is it really higher in fiber than my oat bran cereal? Announcer: Take a guess: How many bowls of your oat bran cereal would it take to equal the fiber content of one bowl of Colon Blow? Man: Two? Announcer: Guess again. Man: Three? Announcer: A little higher. Man: Four? Announcer: Keep trying. Man: Five? Announcer: No, you'll have to do better than that. Man: Seven? Announcer: Guess again. Man: Eight? Announcer: We'll give you one more guess. Man: Nine. Announcer: Not even close. [ table starts shaking ] It would take over 30,000 bowls. [ a giant pyramid of cereal bowls shoots up from under the man, who yells in terror as it rises ] To eat that much oat bran, you'd have to eat ten bowls a day, every day for eight and a half years. Man: [ after the pyramid settles; shouts from afar ] Wow! I think I get the picture! Colon Blow must be the highest fiber cereal on the market! Announcer: Not any more, now that there's new Super Colon Blow. Man: Super Colon Blow? [ pyramid rises even higher with the man screaming ] Announcer: It would take over two and a half million bowls of your oat bran cereal to equal the fiber content of one bowl of Super Colon Blow. [ pyramid settles ] Man: [ overwhelmed ]I'm convinced! [ looks down the pyramid in panic ] [ cut to close-up of bowl with Colon Blow and Super Colon Blow boxes ] Jingle: "Colon Blow and you-u-u-u in the morning" Announcer: Colon Blow and new Super Colon Blow. Voiceover: Warning: may cause abdominal distention. Consult a physician. [ fade to black ] |
| _______________________________ [Jun 12,2008 5:00pm - aril ""] Creativity = A Comedy = B+ Math = A+ (you actually did it) Insanity = A (you're at work) Overall = B+ |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 12,2008 5:29pm - NuclearWinter ""] Not quite. |
| _______________________________ [Jun 12,2008 7:01pm - yummy ""] Phil Hartman's voice was not heard. C- |
| ________________________________ [Jun 12,2008 8:39pm - xmikex ""] [img] |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 12,2008 8:56pm - My_dying_bride ""] i should look into this... i did 10 spikes dogs in boston last night, along with my freind and bandmate andy who also did ten.... it was well worth the shirt and picture. i will break the record next time, guaranteed this is also an open eating challenge for any other duo in another band...LAWLZ |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 12,2008 9:08pm - Conservationist ""] Pics, or it didn't happen |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 12,2008 10:21pm - My_dying_bride ""] its on the wall on the corner of boylston and mass |
| _________________________________ [Jun 12,2008 10:39pm - infect ""] i do blow, and it cleans out my colon just fine |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 13,2008 9:19am - the_reverend ""] I want to know how this turns out. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 13,2008 9:25am - DYA / NLI ""] My girlfriend will be staying with her sister for the weekend when I do this. For some weird reason, it's not something she wants to witness. (She's not nearly as entertained by poop as I am.) |
| _______________________________ [Jun 13,2008 9:43am - aril ""] poop on the floor |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 13,2008 11:00am - Conservationist ""] poop on the whore |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 13,2008 11:57am - DestroyYouAlot ""] aril said:poop on the floor I should just come over to your place and use your puppy's papers. |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 13,2008 1:06pm - Conservationist ""] the_reverend said:I want to know how this turns out. poop++ |
| _______________________________ [Jun 13,2008 1:17pm - aril ""] i wouldn't mind it. my old roomate (abaroth's drummer) used to leave everthing on the floor. open tuna cans, hair, poops, bags of potato chips that were a few months old, rush CDs... |
| ______________________________ [Jun 13,2008 1:28pm - Yeti ""] aril said:i wouldn't mind it. i do believe you are going to be eating those words. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 13,2008 2:00pm - dr. sphincto ""] eesh, after colon blow you'll be going bm and i'm not talking bout black metal. |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 17,2008 9:19am - DestroyYouAlot ""] IT CAME, IT CAME, IT CAME! Now just to wait for a free weekend. Or, should I take this at the Wheelchair show? |
| _______________________________ [Jun 17,2008 9:21am - aril ""] take it at the wheelchair show. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 17,2008 10:57am - largefreakatzero ""] [img] |
| ________________________________ [Jun 17,2008 11:00am - aril ""] TAKE IT AT THE WHEELCHAIR SHOW AND WE CAN DO FOUR GIRLS FINGERPAINTING |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 17,2008 11:34am - thuringwethil ""] maybe I should try some of this I had a nasty caca this AM |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 27,2008 1:15pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Tomorrow night is me and my girlfriend's 5 year anniversary. We're going to see the Hulk movie and getting a hotel. It'll be all romantic and stuff. Should I take this tonight? Y/N |
| _______________________________ [Jun 27,2008 1:17pm - aril ""] depends if it's before band practice or after. my vote is a Y either way |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 27,2008 1:20pm - the_reverend ""] Y because i'm sick of waiting. |
| _______________________________ [Jun 27,2008 1:24pm - aril ""] Y and pics or it didn't happen. i expect pics of each shit you do whilst using this product. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 27,2008 4:32pm - ouchdrummer ""] this whole thread is terrably entertaining.. does it have an ingrediant list? |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 27,2008 5:32pm - SlyATNFAC ""] you need to buy anything but sea salt, two tea spoons and 8 oz of water will blow your guts out. believe me... |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 28,2008 12:44pm - poopsticks ""] need update / pics |
| __________________________________ [Aug 28,2008 12:48pm - Martins ""] poopsticks said:need update / pics |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 28,2008 1:10pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Crap, forgot all about this. It's still sitting in my sock drawer. SOON. |
| _______________________________ [Aug 28,2008 1:13pm - aril ""] what kind of person puts Colon Blow with their socks? that deserves to be on a mantle above your fireplace. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 28,2008 1:46pm - ouchdrummer ""] what ever happened with this stuff? |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 28,2008 2:04pm - orgymf@work ""] My_dying_bride said:i should look into this... i did 10 spikes dogs in boston last night, along with my freind and bandmate andy who also did ten.... it was well worth the shirt and picture. i will break the record next time, guaranteed this is also an open eating challenge for any other duo in another band...LAWLZ i did 13 at the one that used to be next to hell/jerky's painful. barely worth it. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Aug 28,2008 3:55pm - Niccolai is wicked pissed ""] 10? 13? you guys are nancies. I can do 20 in 2 minutes no problem. Ask Mark Richards. Kid knows |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 28,2008 4:07pm - orgymf@work ""] 20? spikes dogs? bullshit. i call bullshit! 3/4's of a pound per dog x 20 = way too much....not to mention those bulky ass sourdough sub rolls they serve em in. i want to see this in person!!! i challenge you!!! |