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Jul 18 (Sat) - necrophagist, hivesmasher, Acaro, ensiferum, darkest hour, winds of plague, dying fetus, born of osiris, origin, beneath the massacre, after the burial, decrepit birth, blackguard - the Palladium (Worcester, MA)

7-18 SUMMER SLAUGHTER TOUR @ Pallaidum -- Necrophagist / Hivesmasher / Ensifirum Darkest Hour / Winds Of Plague Dying Fetus / Born Of Osiris Origin / Beneath The Massacre After The Burial / Decrepit Birth Blackguard

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the Palladium (Worcester, MA) - [randomshots][after_the_burial][beneath_the_massacre][blackguard][born_of_osiris][darkest_hour][decrepit_birth][dismantle_the_cyborg][ensiferum][necrophagist][origin][winds_of_plague][acaro][fallen_shall_rise][hivesmasher][mordisk][scalpel][what_lies_beneath_the_tide]
[show listing]  __________________________________
[Jul 14,2009 4:15pm - archaeon ""]
Apparently decrepit birth didnt play the chicago date so i take back decrepit birth playing.

blue you want to buy my ticket for like 15 or 20 or something?
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[Jul 14,2009 5:11pm - aaron_michael ""]
we go on at 3:30 on the 2nd stage
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[Jul 14,2009 5:18pm - boblovesmusic ""]
really? fuck, I won't be making your set...
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[Jul 14,2009 5:30pm - immortal13 ""]
Yeah, I'm pretty much heading out halfway through cuz I could have a better time at my friends 21st bday party getting hammered. Will be there from the start of the show up until I feel like leaving.
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[Jul 14,2009 5:37pm - boblovesmusic ""]
not because I don't want to see your set, but because I got work until 6 and won't make it out there until 7.
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[Jul 14,2009 7:14pm - blue ""]
Grant, ill give you 15 bucks and a stack of NEDF flyers, that sound like a deal?
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[Jul 14,2009 7:16pm - archaeon ""]
Hit me up on aim later on braaaa
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[Jul 14,2009 11:27pm - I_am_not_me ""]
That's pretty frustrating that Suffocation and Dying Fetus are off. Is Ensiferum on at least?

And why couldn't like...Darkest Hour drop off? Or Winds of Plague?
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[Jul 14,2009 11:29pm - archaeon ""]
exactly. and oh yeah. theres SEVEN locals on this. thats right. FUCKING SEVEN.

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[Jul 15,2009 12:30am - vladdrac ""]
No Suffocation! No Dying Fetus! No way!
Fortunately I saw this festival in CT.
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[Jul 15,2009 11:47am - brodown ""]
Bummed that some good bands dropped off, but should still be a hell of a time...
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[Jul 15,2009 1:57pm - tomx nli  ""]
no suffocation and no decrepit birth means this is a no go.

necrophagist is great but i've seen them four times already, and its irritating that they only play two songs off of onset. plus they need to just fucking stop touring and record.
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[Jul 15,2009 2:06pm - HeavensJail_nli  ""]


An eccentric English Metalhead [John Cleese] walks up to Henry Orgone [Michael Palin]'s ticket window at the Palladium, past the homeless bouzouki player [Rich Bova].

Metalhead: Good Morning.

Orgone: Good morning, Sir. Welcome to the Worcester Palladium!

Metalhead: Ah, thank you, my good man.

Orgone: What can I do for you, Sir?

Metalhead: Well, I was, uh, sitting in Irish Times across the way just now, skimming through "Rogue Herrys" by Hugh Walpole and having a few pints, and I suddenly came over all lamed out.

Orgone: Lamed out, sir?

Metalhead: Ennuient.

Orgone: Eh?

Metalhead: 'Ee, Ah wor bored-loike!

Orgone: Ah, bored!

Metalhead: In a nutshell. And I thought to myself, "a little of the old thrash and slam will do the trick," so, I curtailed my Walpoling activites, sallied forth, and infiltrated your place of purveyance to negotiate the attendance of some vituperative riffage!

Orgone: Come again?

Metalhead: I want to see some death metal.

Orgone: Oh, I thought you were complaining about the bouzouki player!

Metalhead: Oh, heaven forbid: I am one who delights in ALL manifestations of the Terpsichorean muse!

Orgone: Sorry?

Metalhead: A BOUZOUKI IS FINE TOO!

Orgone: So he can go on playing, can he?

Metalhead: Most certainly! Now then, a ticket please, my good man.

Orgone: (lustily) Certainly, sir. Who are you interested to see?

Metalhead: Well, eh, how about Suffocation.

Orgone: I'm, a-fraid Suffocation's not playing, sir.

Metalhead: Oh, never mind, how about Dying Fetus?

Orgone: I'm afraid they're not playing either, sir.

Metalhead: Tish tish. No matter. Well, stout yeoman, Decrepit Birth, if they're not done yet.

Orgone: Ah! They're on the second half of the tour, sir, the next two weeks. Not today.

Metalhead: 'T's Not my lucky day, is it? Aah, Origin?

Orgone: Sorry, sir.

Metalhead: Beneath The Massacre?

Orgone: Normally, sir, yes. Today their van broke down.

Metalhead: Ah. Born of Osiris?

Orgone: Sorry.

Metalhead: After The Burial? Ensiferum?

Orgone: No.

Metalhead: Any Norweigan black metal, per chance.

Orgone: No, none at all.

Metalhead: Blackguard?

Orgone: No.

Metalhead: Darkest Hour?

Orgone: No.

Metalhead: Hivesmasher?

Orgone: No.

Metalhead: Dismantle the Cyborg?

Orgone: No.

Metalhead: What Lies Beneath The Tide?

Orgone: (pause) No.

Metalhead: Mordisk?

Orgone: No.

Metalhead: Dysentery?

Orgone: No.

Metalhead: Axiom, Blessed Offal, Summoning Hate, Goreality, Macerated, Mortal Decay, Sapremia, Sexcrement, Bone Ritual?

Orgone: No.

Metalhead: Winds of Plague, perhaps?

Orgone: Ah! We have Winds of Plague playing, yessir.

Metalhead: (surprised) You do! Excellent.

Orgone: Yessir. They're..ah,.....they're a bit crappy...

Metalhead: Oh, I'll take it crappy.

Orgone: Well,.. they're very crappy, actually, sir.

Metalhead: No matter. Fetch hither the deathcore de la Weeaboo! Mmmwah!

Orgone: I...think they're a bit crappier than you'll like, sir.

Metalhead: I don't care how fucking crappy it is. Proffer the death metal with all speed.

Orgone: Oooooooooohhh........!

Metalhead: What now?

Orgone: They've broken up and cancelled.

Metalhead: (pause) Have they.

Orgone: Yes, sir.

(pause)

Metalhead: Sinister?

Orgone: No.

Metalhead: Skinless?

Orgone: No.

Metalhead: Immolation?

Orgone: No.

Metalhead: Austrian Death Machine?

Orgone: No.

Metalhead: Coffins?

Orgone: No, sir.

Metalhead: You...do *have* some death metal, don't you?

Orgone: (brightly) Of course, sir. It's the Summer Slaughter tour, sir. We've got--

Metalhead: No no... don't tell me. I'm keen to guess.

Orgone: Fair enough.

Metalhead: Uuuuuh, Orgone.

Orgone: Yes?

Metalhead: Ah, well then! When do they go on!

Orgone: Oh! I thought you were talking to me, sir. Henry Orgone, that's my name.

(pause)

Metalhead: Abigail Williams?

Orgone: Uh, not as such.

Metalhead: Uuh, Goatwhore?

Orgone: no

Metalhead: Abysmal Dawn,

Orgone: no

Metalhead: SWWAATS,

Orgone: no

Metalhead: Hirudinea,

Orgone: no

Metalhead: Daath,

Orgone: no

Metalhead: Parasitic Extirpation,

Orgone: no

Metalhead: Embalmer?

Orgone: Not *today*, sir, no.

(pause)

Metalhead: Aah, how about Warbringer?

Orgone: Well, we don't get much call for them around here, sir.

Metalhead: Not much ca--They only get booked onto on every sodding metal tour in the world!

Orgone: Not 'round here, sir.

Metalhead: {pause}and what IS the most popular death metal band 'round hyah?

Orgone: Gorefest, sir.

Metalhead: ARE they.

Orgone: Oh, yes, they're staggeringly popular in this manor, squire.

Metalhead: Are they.

Orgone: They're our number one best draw, sir!

Metalhead: I see. Uuh...Gorefest, eh?

Orgone: Right, sir.

Metalhead: All right. Okay. 'Are they playing?' he asked, expecting the answer 'no'.

Orgone: I'll have a look, sir... nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnno.

Metalhead: It's not much of a death metal tour, is it?

Orgone: Finest in the States!

Metalhead: (annoyed) Explain the logic underlying that conclusion, please.

Orgone: Well, it sticks straight to the schedule, sir!

Metalhead: It's certainly uncontaminated by bands playing too long and mucking things up....

Orgone: (brightly) You haven't asked me about Necrophagist, sir.

Metalhead: Would it be worth it?

Orgone: Could be....

Metalhead: Are --SHUT THAT BLOODY BOUZOUKI OFF!

Orgone: Told you sir....

Metalhead: (slowly) Are Necrophagist playing?

Orgone: No.

Metalhead: Figures. Predictable, really I suppose. It was an act of purest optimism to have posed the question in the first place. Tell me

Orgone: Yessir?

Metalhead: Are there any bands playing on this tour at all.

Orgone: Yes, sir.

Metalhead: Really?

(pause) Orgone: No. Not really, sir.

Metalhead: There aren't.

Orgone: Nosir. Not a one. I was deliberately wasting your time, sir.

Metalhead: Well I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to shoot you.

Orgone: Right-0, sir.

The metalhead takes out a gun and shoots the ticket taker.

Metalhead: What a *senseless* waste of human life.

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[Jul 15,2009 2:11pm - the_reverend ""]
that is one of the best things I've ever read.
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[Jul 15,2009 2:16pm - boblovesmusic ""]
that was bloody brilliant!
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[Jul 15,2009 2:18pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
holy shit that was awesome
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[Jul 15,2009 2:24pm - JustinSteele ""]
really an astounding adaptation. bravo.
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[Jul 15,2009 2:37pm - narkybark ""]
A+ would read again
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[Jul 15,2009 2:40pm - archaeon ""]
I'm so confused by that conversation

Orgone is good though

http://www.myspace.com/orgoneus
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[Jul 15,2009 3:24pm - I_am_not_me ""]
I'd be perfectly fine with all the bands not showing up if Rich Bova were playing a bouzouki.
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[Jul 15,2009 3:56pm - aaron_michael ""]
hahaha
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[Jul 15,2009 3:59pm - boblovesmusic ""]
so seriously who is actually playing and when?!
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[Jul 15,2009 4:04pm - aaron_michael ""]
Haven't the faintest anymore. We're on at 3:40 f'sures.
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[Jul 15,2009 4:04pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
no one ..EVAR >:[
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[Jul 15,2009 4:05pm - BrianDBB ""]
Alright I just got word of the final lineup... but keep it on the downlow it's not supposed to leak yet.



ANDREW WK 2PM-11PM
GREEN JELLY 11PM-5AM
DIO 5AM-510AM
HIVESMASHER 510AM-511AM
EUROPE 512AM-520am (final countdown set)
SOD 520AM-2PM
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[Jul 15,2009 4:06pm - boblovesmusic ""]
ok that lineup is actually pretty awesome
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[Jul 15,2009 4:10pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
1 minute set is brootal.
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[Jul 15,2009 5:35pm - immortal13 ""]
Still leaving at some point after Origin. I'll see Necrophagist next year when half the bands don't drop off. Plus, two songs off Onset? Fail. That should be their whole set.
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[Jul 15,2009 5:45pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
i'm expecting Origin to be loud enough to hear from my porch.
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[Jul 15,2009 5:54pm - immortal13 ""]
Which is one of my favorite things about them.
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[Jul 15,2009 6:10pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
i cant wait to listen to antithesis when i get out of work. BLAST ATTACK
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[Jul 16,2009 12:00am - BSV  ""]
shit guy, I'm confused.
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[Jul 16,2009 12:19am - goatcatalyst ""]
You'll be leaving really fuckin early if you're planning on splitting after Origin. I was legitimately butt-hurt at Born Of Osiris (who tie Winds Of Plague and School of Seven Bells as worst bands I've seen live) going on after Origin in Hartford and playing what seemed to be an interminably longer set. Horseshit.
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[Jul 16,2009 4:53pm - immortal13 ""]
I'm not gonna leave right after them, I'll probably stick around and hang out with some buddies for a little while, but I don't feel like waiting 5 more hours to see Necrophagist.
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[Jul 16,2009 5:22pm - boblovesmusic ""]
hmm...
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[Jul 17,2009 3:15pm - anon  ""]
What time does doors open?
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[Jul 17,2009 3:38pm - MillenialKingdom ""]
2pm I think.
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[Jul 18,2009 9:39am - aaron_michael ""]
See you all(baha) there!
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[Jul 18,2009 11:47am - SacreligionNLI  ""]

BSV said:shit guy, I'm confused.


Right? Who's actually playing this?
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[Jul 18,2009 11:48am - immortal13 ""]
Bunch of dudes.
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[Jul 18,2009 11:49am - the_reverend ""]
it's funny cause josh should know more than any of us.
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[Jul 18,2009 11:50am - SacreligionNLI  ""]
Got a full list, Rev?
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[Jul 18,2009 11:50am - immortal13 ""]
I think Decrepit Birth is still playing after all. That brings my boner back a little bit.
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[Jul 18,2009 11:53am - RustyPS ""]

RustyPS said:too many great shows today
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[Jul 18,2009 12:24pm - immortal13 ""]
Yeah but there's also a few shitty shows going on as well.
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[Jul 18,2009 12:43pm - the_reverend ""]
I got shit!
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[Jul 18,2009 1:25pm - aaron_michaelNLI  ""]
We're here, Origins here, Decrepit Birth is here. Its hot out. Fuck.
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[Jul 18,2009 2:45pm - the_reverend ""]
so fucking hot. bring a towel for you butt.
no fooling.
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[Jul 18,2009 2:59pm - the_reverend ""]
scapel just played. idk them, but it was pretty good. it's like an oven upstairs.
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[Jul 18,2009 3:10pm - aaron_michaelNLI  ""]
Dismantle is killing it right now. They sound HUGE. Fucking hot. Sweating my dick off.

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