Can we all as a united scene agree that old dwyer is old?[views:46481][posts:182]______________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 12:25pm - Sacreligion ""] And kinda looks like fred durst? |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 12:26pm - atthehauntedNLI ""] He is an old bastard, I think he's like 57 now or something. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 12:27pm - Sacreligion ""] dude i heard like 147. it's a little known secret that the st. lawrence is actually the fountain of youth. |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 12:34pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] He's 3 days older than baseball. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 12:35pm - Sacreligion ""] 3 space days. they're longer than regular days. |
| _______________________________ [Dec 23,2008 12:42pm - Yeti ""] he's as old as Mr. Burns. there are wood carvings of those 2 attending shows. |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 12:42pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] I heard his mother went to grade school with Jesus Christ. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 12:44pm - Sacreligion ""] that isn't that old...wasn't jesus born in the 70s? |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 12:49pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] 1989: [img] Look at those posters! |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 12:51pm - Sacreligion ""] is that a cuneiform skid row poster back there? |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 12:52pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Ah, the long lost Slayer heiroglyph. |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 1:13pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] When Dwyer saw the Cro-Mags, it was just a bunch of hairy dudes bandging rocks together. They used sticks for breakdowns. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 1:15pm - SkinSandwich ""] Flipping camera off is metal and tuff. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 1:17pm - Sacreligion ""] hey...give him credit. he was the first person to ever do it. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 1:18pm - SkinSandwich ""] I thought Hitler was? |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 1:19pm - Sacreligion ""] dwyer is so paradoxically old that he creates anomalies in space and time |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 1:25pm - Josh_Martin ""] Nice fucking Skid Row poster. Is that dried cum holding it to the wall? |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 1:27pm - Sacreligion ""] Woke up to the sound of poooouuuring raaaiin... |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 1:27pm - SkinSandwich ""] I am 35 years old, not too far behind Dwyer, so back off us geezers negrodamus! |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 1:27pm - arilliusbm ""] They just discovered cave paintings of Larry King holdings hands with Dwyer while they hunted mastadons near Niagra Falls. Rumor as it that Dwyer was attemping to hunt them again and it made the news. |
| ______________________________ [Dec 23,2008 1:30pm - Yeti ""] Dwyer was the mid-wife for the birth of Bob Hope. |
| ______________________________ [Dec 23,2008 1:30pm - Yeti ""] DestroyYouAlot said:When Dwyer saw the Cro-Mags, it was just a bunch of hairy dudes bandging rocks together. They used sticks for breakdowns. hahahahahahahahaha A+ |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 1:31pm - ouchdrummer ""] wow. you guys are brutal. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 1:33pm - Sacreligion ""] it's all in good fun, sir. john can start a "bald, fat, and obnoxiously arrogant" thread about me if he so desires. |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 1:40pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Dwyer drinks Metamucil. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 1:41pm - Sacreligion ""] Dwyer IS Metamucil. |
| _________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 1:48pm - C.dEAd ""] Josh_Martin said:Nice fucking Skid Row poster. Is that dried cum holding it to the wall? Thats awesome. |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 1:50pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Dwyer saw the 1st episode of Matlock as its television debut. |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 2:35pm - largefreakatzero ""] MarkFuckingRichards said:Dwyer drinks Metamucil. I take fiber -- the shits are AMAZING. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 2:38pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 2:42pm - ouchdrummer ""] ^^^^ummm what?^^^ |
| ______________________________ [Dec 23,2008 3:23pm - Yeti ""] Dwyer helped create the 2012 myth. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 3:23pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] Ahaha, we wrote this right after Euronymous was killed! [img] [img] |
| ________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 3:27pm - xmikex ""] This thread is hilarious. Top drawer material all around. |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 3:33pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Does that say "BUTTERING THE INNOCENT"? |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 3:39pm - RichHorror ""] I miss the era of lyrics of this quality. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 3:55pm - the_reverend ""] Yeti said:he's as old as Mr. Burns. there are wood carvings of those 2 attending shows.Mr Burns's social security number is 000 00 0002. guess who is 000 00 0001 |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 3:57pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] Butchering! |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 3:59pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 4:05pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Dwyer invented the pedicure after splitting too many nails driving his Flintstones car. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 4:26pm - goatcatalyst ""] Bwaaaaahahahahahaha |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 4:27pm - goatcatalyst ""] Old nigger couldn't ollie an ant! |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 5:58pm - atthehauntedNLI ""] Dwyer is so old that in 1692 he was considered a pedophile. |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 6:09pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] [/THREAD] |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 6:56pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Hahaha, I love this thread. Dwyer invented the English language, which is why he is so astute in correcting everyone's spelling and grammar. |
| _______________________________ [Dec 23,2008 7:17pm - Seth ""] Dwyer you are not alone and Iuse to have some of those cool posters.. the slayer carboard, testment and sepultura sick old school when thrash was thrash!:satancross: |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 7:22pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Dwyer used to change Satan's diapers. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 7:37pm - archaeon ""] Dwyer invented being Jewish. |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 7:51pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Dwyer saw the first time a woman was ever naked. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 8:46pm - quintessence ""] Dwyer's mom was actually a brontosaurus |