ITT: Yuqi Hu[views:62709][posts:206]____________________________________ [Mar 26,2009 9:43pm - RichHorror ""] This thread is probably solely for the enjoyment of UNs RichHorror and archaeon. --- Yuqi Hu I can't stop thinking about Jeanette, she always comes up to my mind. I feel like a terrible person for saying I hate her, but really I never meant 2 say it, I really love her, and I thinking movin 2 like allison made it worse for me. I really miss her, it's not the same anymore. |
| __________________________________ [Mar 26,2009 9:51pm - archaeon ""] I can't take this anymore, I'm having extreme meltdown this whole fuckin month. It's seems like whenever I talked to my problems to others to anyone, they either pretend to care, don't care, or just say something very stupidly simple like "oh I'm sorry", "oh that sucks to be you.", "oh stop seeking trying to seek for attention." I am fucking sick of it all these dumbshit people don't know how other people feel. I feel no one cares about me at all or no one wants to really be friends with me, I mean I'm not trying to be selfish or anything. I'm telling the truth and if I ever have a friend that's get depressed, sad, and shit, I will always try to do my best to help. I have friends that told me that they didn't want to live, I seek for help for them and I save all of their lives. Whenever I feel down, nobody fucking cares. Yes I know it's a while of cruelty and shit like that. I've also noticed that whenever I like a girl, especially I like now, I always get criticized, WTF??? and I never rarely seen other people get criticized. I know she's young for me but still, that's not the reason I like her, I like her bcuz of her personality, not bcuz of looks. I'm sick and tired of all the shit about me liking this girl, seriously leave me alone, don't ever call me sketchy, creep, and pervert. I guess you guys fuckin narrow minded douchebags that only look shit on the outside. And yes I understand this girl doesn't like me, well she loves every1 but me haha lol, which is sad haha lol, and still like her nobody what, well think about her all the time, and NO I am not a fuckin creep, so SHUT UP!!! I mean don't deserve to be with a girl anyways. What's the point of me of trying, cuz I am none of those characteristics that girls want to have anyways (charm, talent, reliable, honest, and caring). I guess have the obnoxious, weird, sketchy, annoying, and angry characteristics or personality, well I guess this sums up the point theres nothing point about anyways. And please I tried everything to do improve, and I'm tried to be myself, but no respect that. Whatever I guess I will feel isolation forever. I have lost trust in myself and I don't feel love or close to anyone no more. Yes I have alot of problems I have ADD, aspergers, depression, and all these shit. Apparently someone told I have no true friends anyways, and no one I can seek for help anyways, so I guess I have to suck it up live my life in misery. I will just stick on just be the wanderer of the world with no hope. You kno what I dunno even fuckin kno anymore, I don't kno who to trust or talk to anymore. GOD!!! FUCK MY LIFE!!! I guess those fuckin people who pretended wanted me to stay in Andover wanted me to leave. GOD!!! if you guys honestly do feel that way about me then just tell me the truth in my face, and I will kindly leave. Simple enough. I'm tired all of the people saying nasty shit behind my back, comeon fuckin say it in my face for god sake, I don't need another honesty box bullshit. All I wanted is to be emancipated from Andover, I want EMANCIPATION right now!!! |
| __________________________________ [Mar 26,2009 9:51pm - archaeon ""] [img] |
| __________________________________ [Mar 26,2009 9:53pm - archaeon ""] Full Name: Yuqi Hu Birthday: 6/30/1990 Height: 5'10.5" (1.79 m) - 5'11" (1.80 m) Weight: 190 lbs (86.4 kg) Hair color: Black Eye color: Black |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 26,2009 9:54pm - RichHorror ""] Yuqi Hu http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sxakxb915uM I dunno this song makes me think of Jeanette. I dunno I say I'm over her but really I'm not I still love her I guess. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 26,2009 9:56pm - RichHorror ""] Yuqi Hu I lost Jeanette & failed to get Allison, time for me to change things up, I'm on my own to win their heart. I guess brand new looks and attitude man. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 26,2009 9:57pm - RichHorror ""] Yuqi Hu I never forgave you Scott for all those time you've done to Jeanette, why did you have to change her to another person? this nightmare haunts me everyday. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 26,2009 10:00pm - archaeon ""] We know everyone in the world heard about the Virginia Tech Massacre. I remember I was in Baltimore and Washing D.C over April vacation, it was monday April 16, 2007 I heard about this, saying there was a massacre at Virginia Tech in Blacksburg, Virginia. On that day I was wondering who would done such a thing, why would this person spent time slaugtering innocent students and teachers. The news mentioned the gunmen was Asian, I was surprised. His name was Cho-Sueng Hui, he killed 32 people and committed suicide. At first I still didn't understand why he would do this, its like an reign in terror in United States. Cho sent his videos to the NBC news, he made 27 videos written over 100 pages. His video disgusted me, but yet harsh and deep. The words was hard to understand his point, I know he was angry about something, but I didn't know why. The kids who knew him in the past said, he had been picked on alot in the past, he couldn't express himself, he's quiet. In VT he wrote a disturbing essay, that the professor needs to report to somebody. Cho did stalk a couple of girls in the campus and the girls reported this to the cops, unfortunately Cho found out about this and he told his roomate that he's going to committ suicide, and his roomate reported it to the cops, again Cho found out and it angered him more. So on the day of the massacre, he went to a store bought a gun, and shot two people in some place. After that few hours later the massacre began, and this was where tragedy struck. I notice more people in the world are being racist towards Asian, everyone is talking about this incident, more people are being paranoid. Everywhere I go people are afraid of me because I'm Asian. I know its just one person who cause the massive murder and represented one specific ethnicity. I feel really awful about Cho, I mean he wanted to be loved, but he recieved was hatred and humiliation from people, I know how I would feel if I was in that position, although have so many times before. But still I think, he should never had done this, he could of avoided all of this by getting help, he should never had chose the hard way. I believe it's not the right thing to be racist, no one should be treated unfairly. It not true race is the poison to the world or the antidote to the world. No one is perfect, this is not utopia, everyone makes mistakes, and we all learn from it. Its not that Asian people or Middle Eastern people are evil. It's human nature of how people act of being good and evil, and pretty much our humanity is the blame to the world. I can't believe we're living in the world of hate, I'm mean it's seems like it's all about hatred. Why can't we live a life with tranquility instead of a life throwing ascendancy, why can't we not hate because it brings tears to my eyes, please just show all your care and love each other for once. I'm terribly sorry to the friends and family who had their loved ones lost in this ungreatful tragedy, I wish this had never happened. Those who died will be forever remembered, the hearts maybe shattered but their souls remain in the spirit of heaven. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 26,2009 10:01pm - archaeon ""] Getting hott girls is harder than conquering the world Everyone thinks conquering the world is the hardest thing in the world saying some countries are strong an weak, well I found something harder than conquering the world. The hardest thing for me is that I can't get any hott girls and I tried asking them out they said no because they have a boyfriend or they don't like me at all or maybe they trying to make an excuse. Well I think all the hott girls in the world hate me so much they don't want to go out with me. I tried more than 10 years to win hott girls but now im around my teenage age. and still get any hott girls ughhhhhhhh I'm just jealous. I feel really sad about not getting any hott girls and I look my eyes into them but they just put me down. Almost everyone in my school have a boyfriend and girlfriend. I'm telling you people winning girls is not easy you have to do alot of things for them and I can't do anything for them becuase I'm a useless piece of shit who can't do a easy things for girls and I think conquering the world is just having extreme military skills and in a few years you will conquer the world. But getting hott girls takes forever to get and you get dumped faster so its really risky to get hott girls and whenever I tried to ask them to dance with me they say no i have a boyfriend and all these crap. Boys if you are not liked by any hott girls just like me don't ever try winning them its even worse for your life. ask any questions you like or post a comment if you want. just to tell you i'm too ugly for the hott girls and its true ask all the hott girls in the world and they will say im the ugliest man ever lived, they also hate people who likes heavy metal and stuff like me i like heavy metal and rock, Most hott girls love hip hop and pop. Im just a lousy peace of shit with no life yep all the girls will agree as well. |
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| _____________________________________ [Mar 26,2009 10:06pm - RichHorror ""] Yuqi Hu at 6:41pm March 26 her, and I was hopin 2 get over jeanette, but I realized things wouldn't work anyways haha lol. yea it didn't really work cuz I still think of jeanette non-stop, I usually tell every1 that I'm over her so no1 gives me shit. but really I still love her and I want redemption. her ex treated her like shit and never really liked her for who she is, ... Read Morejust only wanted 2 have sex with her. jeanette told me she hated him, but I dont understand why she went out with him in the first place. I told her ex that I fuckin hate his guts, and jeanette got so pissed at me, and I got outta control I said I hated her back. I feel like I'm a really terrible person bcuz I never really meant to say it, I really love her and I fucked things up. I was freakin jealous of her ex goin out with her. I tried 2 her hard 2 go after her and I fucked things up. I kno her ex fucked things up cuz she never really liked him. he barely even kno her and I kne he was up 2 no good at all, I had a fuckin bad feelin about what |
| ______________________________________________ [Mar 26,2009 10:07pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] WUT |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 26,2009 10:08pm - RichHorror ""] Yuqi Hu at 6:50pm March 26 he's gonna do with jeanette, and guess I was right. he fucked up the relationship turned her into a bitch. I dunno why she ever go out with a guy who's just fuckin maniac and only knew him from market basket. she only knew for lik a couple of months, plus he's not even nice 2 her. I known jeanette since freshman year and I go through alot with her... Read More, freshman english, track & field, gym classes, and market basket. but now his ex had 2 fuck things up and take her away our friendship from me. wow what fuckin douche, I never forgave for that, It just sickens me dude. I dunno man, I lost my friendship with jeanette and I don't think I will ever get it back. I was gonna have the chance make a move on her but her ex had 2 fuck it up, thanks 2 him. I dunno I get so emotional and cry everytime I think about all the terrible stuff I said 2 her. I honestly never wanted this 2 happen and never meant 2 say those thing 2 her. I wish I can go back and I'm sorry and tell her how I really feel about her |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 26,2009 10:08pm - archaeon ""] plus I'm a terrible person and I don't deserve anything I wanted. plus I admit I am stupid enough to choose the wrong path, I have done many terrible things, I never done anything good for some1 or anything good 2 the society anyways. trust me I make myself look innocent in school but I do bad stuff outside of school. cuz normal people all hate me, to be honest most of my friends are like stoners/druggies haha lol well I don't do drugs really but other stuff maybe. usually normal people isolate me from society and they always criticize me non-stop, but stoners/druggies are easy to talk and always willing 2 listen. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 26,2009 10:10pm - RichHorror ""] I wanna thank you for savin my life last year man, I really appreciate it. If it wasn't for u man, I would not be here man. cuz I felt like every1 in that health class we had, that every1 hated me and your the only person in the class I can talked 2 man. I felt really hated and isolated, I dunno felt like people like u guysunderstand me better haha lol. I mentioned before I get so afraid talkin about my problems 2 normal people bcuz I always get criticize and blamed. I guess they make me feel worse about myself. I recently came up with a quote "worse comes to worse, there is always a way" and I made my own symbol/logo of that and I drew wrote it and drew on my hate and my left hand. everytime I look at it makes me feel a little better. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 26,2009 10:15pm - RichHorror ""] archaeon said:I can't take this anymore, I'm having extreme meltdown this whole fuckin month. It's seems like whenever I talked to my problems to others to anyone, they either pretend to care, don't care, or just say something very stupidly simple like "oh I'm sorry", "oh that sucks to be you.", "oh stop seeking trying to seek for attention." I am fucking sick of it all these dumbshit people don't know how other people feel. I feel no one cares about me at all or no one wants to really be friends with me, I mean I'm not trying to be selfish or anything. I'm telling the truth and if I ever have a friend that's get depressed, sad, and shit, I will always try to do my best to help. I have friends that told me that they didn't want to live, I seek for help for them and I save all of their lives. Whenever I feel down, nobody fucking cares. Yes I know it's a while of cruelty and shit like that. I've also noticed that whenever I like a girl, especially I like now, I always get criticized, WTF??? and I never rarely seen other people get criticized. I know she's young for me but still, that's not the reason I like her, I like her bcuz of her personality, not bcuz of looks. I'm sick and tired of all the shit about me liking this girl, seriously leave me alone, don't ever call me sketchy, creep, and pervert. I guess you guys fuckin narrow minded douchebags that only look shit on the outside. And yes I understand this girl doesn't like me, well she loves every1 but me haha lol, which is sad haha lol, and still like her nobody what, well think about her all the time, and NO I am not a fuckin creep, so SHUT UP!!! I mean don't deserve to be with a girl anyways. What's the point of me of trying, cuz I am none of those characteristics that girls want to have anyways (charm, talent, reliable, honest, and caring). I guess have the obnoxious, weird, sketchy, annoying, and angry characteristics or personality, well I guess this sums up the point theres nothing point about anyways. And please I tried everything to do improve, and I'm tried to be myself, but no respect that. Whatever I guess I will feel isolation forever. I have lost trust in myself and I don't feel love or close to anyone no more. Yes I have alot of problems I have ADD, aspergers, depression, and all these shit. Apparently someone told I have no true friends anyways, and no one I can seek for help anyways, so I guess I have to suck it up live my life in misery. I will just stick on just be the wanderer of the world with no hope. You kno what I dunno even fuckin kno anymore, I don't kno who to trust or talk to anymore. GOD!!! FUCK MY LIFE!!! I guess those fuckin people who pretended wanted me to stay in Andover wanted me to leave. GOD!!! if you guys honestly do feel that way about me then just tell me the truth in my face, and I will kindly leave. Simple enough. I'm tired all of the people saying nasty shit behind my back, comeon fuckin say it in my face for god sake, I don't need another honesty box bullshit. All I wanted is to be emancipated from Andover, I want EMANCIPATION right now!!! Grant Evans likes this. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 26,2009 10:15pm - archaeon ""] dude fuck you seriously, I do it to relieve myself you dumb cunt shit, so don't ask anymore questions seriously you are freakin annoying as hell. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 26,2009 10:18pm - RichHorror ""] Yuqi Hu at 9:52pm March 22 yea this is why according to allison's perspective I'm awkward. I can't control not havin ADD and aspergers. I have alot of problem. I feel so lonely in the world, I don't really have friends to be honest man, I just pretend I do but I really don't. great I gonna have no one to hang out with anyone at the Sad. I have to go up there anyways to post flyers for my band to get members and shit. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 26,2009 10:20pm - DYA NLI ""] SORT OF WIN... I THINK? |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 26,2009 10:21pm - RichHorror ""] OMFG, you just don't understand do you guys, you just don't get it, I'm not showing off, why the fuck would I show off, I'm sick of you people thinking I'm showing off. I have meaning to my songs obviously, I didn't write it for nothing, you honestly think I write songs bcuz I'm a fuckin poser? well you guys are totally wrong. "When The Demon ... Read MoreStrike" Twice is about 9/11 and the song "A Hero My Side" is dedicate to a friend of my who's heading to Iraq, and he's a great guitarist and he's a hero to me, he joined the army I hate to him die on the battle field. I hate showin off plus I don't even really like shredding that much bcuz I despise Yngie Malmsteen a motherfucker who only knos how to fuckin play neoclassic shredding shit, I look up to guitarist like Zakk Wylde and Chuck Schuldiner who actually have way more emotions and feel than fat ass Yngwie has. I despise anyways who thinks Yngwie is the best bcuz he's not. Honestly I write rifffs and ideas and give them to people and letYuqi Hu at 10:35pm March 24 them have the credit, cuz I don't think I truly deserve to have them anyways. I never get credit for anything anyways. honestly you guys really pissing me off, I hate arrogant musician, this is why I fucking hate anyone who tries to be like Yngwie, just bcuz he's a superfast shred guitarist doesn't mean he's good. So if you guys are comparing to me... Read More to the fat ass shredder Yngwie, you guys can fuck off, cuz I had it, honestly you guys are fuckin dick, you guys are just another Grant Evans and Carlos Moran. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 26,2009 10:22pm - archaeon ""] hahahahaha really? awesome. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 26,2009 10:23pm - RichHorror ""] RichHorror said:you guys can fuck off, cuz I had it, honestly you guys are fuckin dick, you guys are just another Grant Evans RichHorror said:you guys can fuck off, cuz I had it, honestly you guys are fuckin dick, you guys are just another Grant Evans RichHorror said:you guys can fuck off, cuz I had it, honestly you guys are fuckin dick, you guys are just another Grant Evans RichHorror said:you guys can fuck off, cuz I had it, honestly you guys are fuckin dick, you guys are just another Grant Evans RichHorror said:you guys can fuck off, cuz I had it, honestly you guys are fuckin dick, you guys are just another Grant Evans RichHorror said:you guys can fuck off, cuz I had it, honestly you guys are fuckin dick, you guys are just another Grant Evans RichHorror said:you guys can fuck off, cuz I had it, honestly you guys are fuckin dick, you guys are just another Grant Evans RichHorror said:you guys can fuck off, cuz I had it, honestly you guys are fuckin dick, you guys are just another Grant Evans RichHorror said:you guys can fuck off, cuz I had it, honestly you guys are fuckin dick, you guys are just another Grant Evans RichHorror said:you guys can fuck off, cuz I had it, honestly you guys are fuckin dick, you guys are just another Grant Evans RichHorror said:you guys can fuck off, cuz I had it, honestly you guys are fuckin dick, you guys are just another Grant Evans |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 26,2009 10:25pm - ouchdrummer ""] wow. real dude? |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 26,2009 10:29pm - archaeon ""] archaeon said:Full Name: Yuqi Hu Birthday: 6/30/1990 Height: 5'10.5" (1.79 m) - 5'11" (1.80 m) Weight: 190 lbs (86.4 kg) Hair color: Black Eye color: Black |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 26,2009 10:34pm - archaeon ""] [img] [img] [img][img][img] [img] [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 26,2009 10:43pm - anonymous ""] Jake Likes this |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 26,2009 10:47pm - JakeMattison ""] OMFG, you just don't understand do you guys, you just don't get it, I'm not showing off, why the fuck would I show off, I'm sick of you people thinking I'm showing off. I have meaning to my songs obviously, I didn't write it for nothing, you honestly think I write songs bcuz I'm a fuckin poser? well you guys are totally wrong. "When The Demon ... Read MoreStrike" Twice is about 9/11 and the song "A Hero My Side" is dedicate to a friend of my who's heading to Iraq, and he's a great guitarist and he's a hero to me, he joined the army I hate to him die on the battle field. I hate showin off plus I don't even really like shredding that much bcuz I despise Yngie Malmsteen a motherfucker who only knos how to fuckin play neoclassic shredding shit, I look up to guitarist like Zakk Wylde and Chuck Schuldiner who actually have way more emotions and feel than fat ass Yngwie has. I despise anyways who thinks Yngwie is the best bcuz he's not. Honestly I write rifffs and ideas and give them to people and let |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 26,2009 10:49pm - JakeMattison ""] them have the credit, cuz I don't think I truly deserve to have them anyways. I never get credit for anything anyways. honestly you guys really pissing me off, I hate arrogant musician, this is why I fucking hate anyone who tries to be like Yngwie, just bcuz he's a superfast shred guitarist doesn't mean he's good. So if you guys are comparing to me... Read More to the fat ass shredder Yngwie, you guys can fuck off, cuz I had it, honestly you guys are fuckin dick, you guys are just another Grant Evans and Carlos Moran. honestly have nothing nice to say then don' fuck in say it, simple enough. |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 26,2009 10:50pm - JakeMattison ""] well shit i totally didnt realize this had already been posted |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 26,2009 11:10pm - JakeMattison ""] I honestly think "Falling and Calling" was a shitty love song I wrote for Jeanette, and I'm gonna redeem her by making a better song called "Say It To Me" which I have written before but remastering it. call 978-886-9672. okay didn't he admit to stealing falling and calling anyways? |
| __________________________________________________ [Mar 27,2009 12:02am - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 27,2009 12:21am - RichHorror ""] Yuqi Hu I blame myself for everything for hurting Jeanette. This was the biggest lost in my friendship relationship, not easy redeem her heart. 4 years of good times has just been taken away. I will continue to fight the battle to win her heart back. I felt painful lost but worst comes to worst there is always a way out. |
| __________________________________ [Mar 27,2009 12:22am - Martins ""] Lol wait what? I've heard so much about this kid. I met him once at a shitty Archaeon show. What a goof. |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 27,2009 4:33am - douchebag_patrol ""] http://groups.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseac...b8473f0-1083-43c8-8065-9eb1b32bfc76 This a club for people who hate Yuqi Hu and people wants to get rid of him, all the girls hate him though, cuz he is the most hated person in the whole world and the ugliest we hate him 2. |
| ______________________________ [Mar 27,2009 7:47am - Yeti ""] gentlemen, i would like the last 6 or so minutes of my life back. |
| ______________________________ [Mar 27,2009 7:47am - Yeti ""] i'll be sending a bill. |
| ______________________________ [Mar 27,2009 8:04am - blue ""] I need to meet this kid. Does he go to AHS? Ill go visit him right now. |
| __________________________________ [Mar 27,2009 8:19am - archaeon ""] douchebag_patrol said:http://groups.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseac...b8473f0-1083-43c8-8065-9eb1b32bfc76 This a club for people who hate Yuqi Hu and people wants to get rid of him, all the girls hate him though, cuz he is the most hated person in the whole world and the ugliest we hate him 2. hahahahahahahahahahaha oh good times, The kid who made that is in my 2nd block class today. yesss |
| __________________________________ [Mar 27,2009 8:20am - archaeon ""] blue said:I need to meet this kid. Does he go to AHS? Ill go visit him right now. yes. Me and Rich are going to start a band with him. wanna join? |
| __________________________________ [Mar 27,2009 6:40pm - archaeon ""] hai |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 27,2009 10:42pm - RichHorror ""] Yuqi Hu I blame myself for everything for hurting Jeanette. This was the biggest lost in my friendship relationship, not easy redeem her heart. 4 years of good times has just been taken away. I will continue to fight the battle to win her heart back. I felt painful lost but worst comes to worst there is always a way out. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 27,2009 10:45pm - RichHorror ""] I dunno, cuz theres like couple of girls threaten to call the cops on me for saying hi to them. Posted by Yuqi on Saturday, October 06, 2007 - 1:55 PM [Reply to this] |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 27,2009 10:46pm - RichHorror ""] If anyone pisses me, I will create aggression on you guys, boy I am aggressive and angry alot when people piss me off. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 28,2009 1:19am - RichHorror ""] Yuqi Hu stuff, then sleep I guess, track in the morning fuck... and sad cafe at night. I hope I don't keep on dreamin about jeanette when I go 2 sleep, I dunno it's scary bcuz I see her everywhere 2 me haha lol both mentally and physically. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 28,2009 12:02pm - archaeon ""] Yuqi Hu http://www.myspace.com/aotsmusic, Absence of the Sun is fucking epic, how come a local Melodic Death Metal band from Portland, Maine got signed to a freakin decent record. They crumble all the band I've seen at Sad or any local shows. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 28,2009 12:02pm - archaeon ""] I just stop writing poems bcuz of some issues haha lol. I still write song lyrics and shit. I was gonna write a fiction story about my trip 2 alaska like 2 years ago, I went on cruise alaska back in the summer of 2007, and there was many adventure thing, action, romance, and all that shit going on during the 7 days cruise from alaska to vancouver. so yea I guess I should write about that haha lol. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 28,2009 12:07pm - archaeon ""] [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 28,2009 4:53pm - RichHorror ""] Yuqi Hu going to Sad Cafe tonight, going to see bunch bands maybe I will probably get Jeanette off of my mind, if not I will probably go outside smoke some butt just relax myself, or maybe I can even call her and tell her how I feel. |
| __________________________________ [Mar 29,2009 8:13am - archaeon ""] [img] |
| __________________________________ [Mar 29,2009 6:59pm - archaeon ""] This story is originally told by a epic funny guy name Lucas Fenstermacher, he used go to Andover High School but now he's in Virginia now. And I wanna give all the credit to him for telling everyone a brilliant funny story. Lucas you're the fuckin man for telling everyone this story during Cross Country last year, I miss you bud. Ok here's the story... There's a boy who just turned 18 of today, and he came up to his dad and asked. "Hey dad, since I'm 18 can I go to the whore house?" his dad replied. "HELL NO!!!" And the boy replied. "aw dad, come on I'm 18 and I'm a full grown adult!" his dad replied. "oh fine, you can go but only in one condition." And the boy replied. "What is it though?" his dad replied. "just don't go to room 253, ok?" and the boy replied "ok dad, you're the best." So then he went to the whore house that night, and he rang the door bell. The lady said. "yes, sir?" The boy replied. "oh, hello I would like to rent a whore." The lady replied. "Oh, I'm sorry all the rooms are full right now." The boy replied. "Oh come on there must be one room left?" The lady replied "well there is one room available." The boy replied. "Which one is it?" The lady replied. "room 253." The boy replied. "oh ok I guess it's not gonna too bad." So he went into room 253 and he had to be blindfolded and fucked some random person after that he said to himself. "Wow that was felt really good, that was awesome!." So he went home that morning and said to his dad. "DAD, DAD, DAD!!!, guess I went to the whore house last night I fucked a whore." And dad said. "What room number were you in?" The boy replied. "I'm was in 253 why?" The dad replied. "Wait WTF??? that was you???" |