FOREST OF WITCHERY fest -interested?-[views:32527][posts:250][show listing] _________________________________________________ [Jul 19,2007 4:45pm - Kinslayer (aka d.cead) ""] Wow, you like Cannibal Corpse. |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 19,2007 4:46pm - VomittingCarcass ""] who doesnt? |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 19,2007 5:06pm - Mike_Giallo ""] I don't. Only faggots do. |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 19,2007 5:17pm - the_reverend ""] if that were true, wouldn't one tour with rich an another with bitchslicer make you like them too? |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 19,2007 5:22pm - Mike_Giallo ""] Nah because we called "no homo". |
| _____________________________ [Jul 19,2007 5:22pm - pam ""] Kinslayer said:There's a better chance it'll be PanzerBastard. Schweet. |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 19,2007 5:40pm - the_reverend ""] next time a dude asks ta suck ya dick, just ask "no homos?" if he agrees, you are in the clear! |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 19,2007 5:49pm - VomittingCarcass ""] nod, thats an old guiltless rest stop move i pulled back in the 80s with your momdad, ungay on a technicality biiietch |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 19,2007 5:49pm - Mike_Giallo ""] No you don't ask you declare like so... Dude: Hey can I suck your dick? Me: Sure, no homo. |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 19,2007 5:59pm - the_reverend ""] that is so set, but then again, if they are sucking, they are th fucking fag. rumor has it richhorror has to call "no breeders" FACT |
| ______________________________ [Jul 19,2007 9:12pm - CNV ""] Kinslayer said:We do some acoustic hippy jams in K PANZERs backyard sometimes. Total gay fest but its fun. Pam, I have to talk to the rest of CNV but Paul sucks at communication and decision making sooo...There's a better chance it'll be PanzerBastard. Whoa buddy, stop the fucking press!! What constitutes bad decision making? I just said I do not wanna do many shows until this new album is out... The focus is on the recording and and nothing else. Why is this so hard to grasp? |
| _________________________________________________ [Jul 19,2007 9:24pm - Kinslayer (aka d.cead) ""] Well I figured if I asked you, you'd say yes but then we would never practice, and eventually would have to drop the show like we did with Gathering of Shadows. If you're saying 'yes' then let's have CNV play this show instead of PanzerBastard. |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 19,2007 9:28pm - the_reverend ""] you guys are so cute when ya squabble. |
| ______________________________ [Jul 19,2007 9:28pm - CNV ""] CNV has to decline on this... There will be plenty of time for gigs when the recording is done and I will send you a pm. |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 19,2007 9:39pm - Kinslayer ""] Okay, then PanzerBastard or Blessed Offal will do it... You can't PM me 'cause I isn't rejistered here... Email me or PM me one of our other message boards. |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 19,2007 10:03pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] VomittingCarcass said:nod, thats an old guiltless rest stop move i pulled back in the 80s with your momdad, ungay on a technicality biiietch "Momdad" is now officially my favorite word. |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 19,2007 11:48pm - timjohn ""] I pissed in her maggot filled asshole and don't say momdad |
| ____________________________________________ [Jul 19,2007 11:49pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] hella douche |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 19,2007 11:52pm - timjohn ""] who? |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 23,2007 11:27pm - roflmao ""] what's going on with this thing?? there a list of bands or anything yet? |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 24,2007 10:21am - Beorht-Dana ""] This is gonna rule. I don't even really care about playing, I just want to hang out at the tiki bar. |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 24,2007 10:35am - pam in quincy ""] I'm waiting for Loki to get ahold of Caleb and double confirm the date, this is slowly killing me. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 24,2007 11:17am - c.dead ""] Jesus, when the shit is this going to get confirmed? I getting real itchy here damnit. |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 24,2007 2:08pm - Beorht-Dana ""] c.dead said:Jesus, when the shit is this going to get confirmed? I getting real itchy here damnit. [img] That should help. |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 24,2007 2:12pm - VomittingCarcass ""] nya haha.. im turning into a ghost witch and haunting this place once everyone shows up [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 24,2007 2:22pm - Kinslayer ""] Beorht-Dana said:c.dead said:Jesus, when the shit is this going to get confirmed? I getting real itchy here damnit. [img] That should help. hahah. Now make a joke about his kidney stones! |
| _________________________________ [Jul 24,2007 2:34pm - c.dead ""] Thats it, Witch Tomb is off this show! Andy, why don't you just fuck off asshole! You don't need to make fun of my kidney stones which have forced me into the ER twice now! I hope your KArtegnersfaggot syndrome takes its toll on you soon. Twisted innard boy! Okay, Witch Tomb is back on, my feelings have healed and my vagititis has cleared up. |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 24,2007 2:48pm - Kinslayer ""] Fagtageners Syndrome would have been way funnier... |
| ______________________________ [Jul 24,2007 3:20pm - Yeti ""] kidney stones are the worst things imaginable. the worst part when i had one was knowing it will probably happen again. |
| _________________________________ [Jul 24,2007 3:35pm - c.dead ""] Yeti said:kidney stones are the worst things imaginable. the worst part when i had one was knowing it will probably happen again. Yeah, its no fucking joke. The most excruciationg experiance i have ever had/have. The thing is, everyone seems to think its the passing out of your dick part thats the worst, but its not. Its the pain of the kidney itself and bladder. I mean, i am STILL in pain, since the day after the ENT show when i pissed blood. I thought it was from drinking a ton, fraid not. Well, at least if i get one again i can enjoy all the drugs they gave/give me. Perks rock so hard.:satancross: |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 24,2007 3:42pm - dreadkill ""] never had a kidney stone, but know people who've had painful experiences. that shit sucks, dudes. |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 24,2007 4:38pm - Kinslayer ""] I had to suck out jays last 2 stones... |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 24,2007 4:56pm - Beorht-Dana ""] c.dead said:Yeti said:kidney stones are the worst things imaginable. the worst part when i had one was knowing it will probably happen again. Yeah, its no fucking joke. The most excruciationg experiance i have ever had/have. The thing is, everyone seems to think its the passing out of your dick part thats the worst, but its not. Its the pain of the kidney itself and bladder. I mean, i am STILL in pain, since the day after the ENT show when i pissed blood. I thought it was from drinking a ton, fraid not. Well, at least if i get one again i can enjoy all the drugs they gave/give me. Perks rock so hard.:satancross: Ugh. Just reading about that makes me feel sick. Is there anything (special diet or something) that makes it less likely for that to happen? |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 24,2007 4:58pm - VomittingCarcass ""] In most people the underlying cause isn't known. Some people with kidney stones have lower levels of citrate in their urine, which usually stops the stones forming. Different kinds of kidney stones form from different salts in the urine. Calcium stones are the most common type of kidney stone. They are either spiky or large and smooth, and are made up of calcium oxalate or calcium phosphate. Calcium stones are more common in people who have excess levels of vitamin D or who have an overactive parathyroid gland. People who have medical conditions such as cancer, some kidney diseases, or a disease called sarcoidosis are also more likely to develop calcium stones. Uric acid stones are smooth, brown and soft. Excess amounts of uric acid can be caused by eating a lot of meat. Conditions such as gout and treatments such as chemotherapy can also increase the risk of getting uric acid stones. Struvite stones (infection stones) are usually large and have a horn-like shape. They develop when there is too much ammonia in the urine. This can happen if you have a urinary tract infection (UTI), because the bacteria that cause these infections can generate ammonia. This kind of kidney stone is most often found in women. Cystine stones are yellow and crystalline. They develop if you have high levels of cystine in your urine, which happens if you have a hereditary disorder called cystinuria. Only one in a hundred kidney stones are caused by this condition. Cystine stones tend to develop earlier in life than other kidney stones, usually between the ages of 10 and 30 years. |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 24,2007 5:27pm - inject-now ""] c.dead said:Yeti said:kidney stones are the worst things imaginable. the worst part when i had one was knowing it will probably happen again. Yeah, its no fucking joke. The most excruciationg experiance i have ever had/have. The thing is, everyone seems to think its the passing out of your dick part thats the worst, but its not. Its the pain of the kidney itself and bladder. I mean, i am STILL in pain, since the day after the ENT show when i pissed blood. I thought it was from drinking a ton, fraid not. Well, at least if i get one again i can enjoy all the drugs they gave/give me. Perks rock so hard.:satancross: hey next time you pass a stone, wrap it up in a paper towel and come to practice and show it to everyone. maybe even smell it... oh wait, you allready did you sick fuck. |
| _________________________________ [Jul 24,2007 5:45pm - c.dead ""] inject-now said:c.dead said:Yeti said:kidney stones are the worst things imaginable. the worst part when i had one was knowing it will probably happen again. Yeah, its no fucking joke. The most excruciationg experiance i have ever had/have. The thing is, everyone seems to think its the passing out of your dick part thats the worst, but its not. Its the pain of the kidney itself and bladder. I mean, i am STILL in pain, since the day after the ENT show when i pissed blood. I thought it was from drinking a ton, fraid not. Well, at least if i get one again i can enjoy all the drugs they gave/give me. Perks rock so hard.:satancross: hey next time you pass a stone, wrap it up in a paper towel and come to practice and show it to everyone. maybe even smell it... oh wait, you allready did you sick fuck. Haah, there was no smell. It was pretty sick though. |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 24,2007 5:48pm - pam in quincy ""] What the hell is going on in this thread... |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 24,2007 5:53pm - RichHorror ""] I dunno, but I'm almost out of sperm. |
| _________________________________ [Jul 24,2007 5:59pm - c.dead ""] pam in quincy said:What the hell is going on in this thread... Well maybe if someone gave me a final lineup it wouldn't have come to this. Now its too late:bartmoon: |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 24,2007 6:00pm - VomittingCarcass ""] your mom is late. |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 24,2007 6:03pm - atthehaunted ""] Plague Called Man will play |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 24,2007 6:06pm - RichHorror ""] I think Pam already said the show was all full. |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 24,2007 7:14pm - dreadkill ""] does this mean i can't bring my casio keyboard and lay down some phat burzum jams? |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 24,2007 7:20pm - RichHorror ""] Not now, not ever. |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 24,2007 7:22pm - dreadkill ""] well then what are we going to use for the soundtrack to your masturbation display? |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 24,2007 7:31pm - xanonymousx ""] How did I miss this? This idea is awesome. |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 24,2007 8:14pm - JDDomination ""] Ill make sure to get to this, just need definite date and time |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 24,2007 11:21pm - Beorht-Dana ""] VomittingCarcass said:In most people the underlying cause isn't known. Some people with kidney stones have lower levels of citrate in their urine, which usually stops the stones forming. Different kinds of kidney stones form from different salts in the urine. Calcium stones are the most common type of kidney stone. They are either spiky or large and smooth, and are made up of calcium oxalate or calcium phosphate. Calcium stones are more common in people who have excess levels of vitamin D or who have an overactive parathyroid gland. People who have medical conditions such as cancer, some kidney diseases, or a disease called sarcoidosis are also more likely to develop calcium stones. Uric acid stones are smooth, brown and soft. Excess amounts of uric acid can be caused by eating a lot of meat. Conditions such as gout and treatments such as chemotherapy can also increase the risk of getting uric acid stones. Struvite stones (infection stones) are usually large and have a horn-like shape. They develop when there is too much ammonia in the urine. This can happen if you have a urinary tract infection (UTI), because the bacteria that cause these infections can generate ammonia. This kind of kidney stone is most often found in women. Cystine stones are yellow and crystalline. They develop if you have high levels of cystine in your urine, which happens if you have a hereditary disorder called cystinuria. Only one in a hundred kidney stones are caused by this condition. Cystine stones tend to develop earlier in life than other kidney stones, usually between the ages of 10 and 30 years. I couldn't have asked for a better explanation. Thanks dude! |
| __________________________________ [Jul 25,2007 10:10am - c.dead ""] Yeah, seriously. Thats more info than any of my doctors gave me. Goes to the show the internetz is smarter than most doctors. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jul 25,2007 10:22am - VomittingCarcass ""] Did you guys cum blood when you had kidney stones? |