FOREST OF WITCHERY fest -interested?-[views:32616][posts:250][show listing] __________________________________ [Jul 25,2007 10:33am - c.dead ""] VomittingCarcass said:Did you guys cum blood when you had kidney stones? :LOL: |
| _______________________________ [Jul 25,2007 10:46am - Yeti ""] c.dead said:Yeti said:kidney stones are the worst things imaginable. the worst part when i had one was knowing it will probably happen again. Yeah, its no fucking joke. The most excruciationg experiance i have ever had/have. The thing is, everyone seems to think its the passing out of your dick part thats the worst, but its not. Its the pain of the kidney itself and bladder. I mean, i am STILL in pain, since the day after the ENT show when i pissed blood. I thought it was from drinking a ton, fraid not. Well, at least if i get one again i can enjoy all the drugs they gave/give me. Perks rock so hard.:satancross: yeah the worst part was when it was traveling from my kidney to my bladder. 9 days later it finally exited, it didnt really hurt on its way out, but it was one of the most unpleasant feelings i've ever had. |
| _______________________________ [Jul 25,2007 10:48am - Yeti ""] so how about that Forest of Witchery fest eh? |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 25,2007 11:14am - timjohn ""] ugh i just got diagnosed with kidney stones, FUCK... yeah and let's see a finalized line up for this show. i excited |
| __________________________________ [Jul 25,2007 11:57am - c.dead ""] timjohn said:ugh i just got diagnosed with kidney stones, FUCK... yeah and let's see a finalized line up for this show. i excited Dude, not to make the situation any shittier, but you are in for a buttload of pain and suffering. Its the worst, as the above posts make abundantly clear. Good luck man, you WILL need it!:duffbeer: |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 25,2007 12:00pm - Kinslayer ""] Jay knows a lot about buttloads and the pain involved... |
| _______________________________ [Jul 25,2007 12:40pm - Yeti ""] timjohn said:ugh i just got diagnosed with kidney stones, FUCK... yeah and let's see a finalized line up for this show. i excited good luck man. oh boy. |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 25,2007 1:40pm - VomittingCarcass ""] timjohn said:ugh i just got diagnosed with kidney stones, FUCK... yeah and let's see a finalized line up for this show. i excited ya dude, when the fuck you gonna pass that shit its been like a month now? you and tom are both like "ooooH I gots kindy stonz sos bads i cants make it to bandspractice" and still im waiting for cock blood of some kind with a side of a tiny stone baby i can hold in my hands/chew toy. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jul 26,2007 11:34am - FuckIsMySignature ""] I CUMMMM BLOOOOOOOOOD |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 26,2007 11:36am - DestroyYouAlot ""] I'm in a sick Disturbed cover band, how many tickets do we have to sell to play? My mom said she'd buy 20 and hand them out at her job. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jul 26,2007 11:38am - FuckIsMySignature ""] we should have to sell pizzas instead of tickets for this show. the more toppings you can add.. the better timeslot you'll get. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jul 26,2007 11:48am - VomittingCarcass ""] ill be harvesting and selling kindy stones at this show. |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 27,2007 11:13am - pam in quincy ""] The line up is going up tomorrow when I get home, I plan to harass Loki for the next 24 hours straight until he gets a hold of Caleb. I feel like a heel making everyone wait, it's out of my hands though! |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 27,2007 11:18am - DestroyYouAlot ""] pam in quincy said:I feel like a heel [img] |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 27,2007 11:20am - pam in quincy ""] Spoke too soon, I had a message in my inbox from Loki just now. AAAAAND Caleb wants to move it to the following weekend, on Saturday the 18th. It's confirmed, so let me know if you guys can do that instead of the 11th and it's settled. Loki also said he demands Witchtomb because "they're fucking sick". Don't let him down. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jul 27,2007 11:29am - VomittingCarcass ""] Soul Remnants can make the 18th... :skull::skull::skull::skull::skull::skull::skull: :satancross::satancross::satancross::satancross::satancross::satancross::satancross::satancross::satancross::satancross::satancross::satancross::satancross::satancross::satancross::satancross::satancross::satancross::satancross::satancross::satancross::satancross::satancross: |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 27,2007 11:50am - pam in quincy ""] Awesome. Thanks! |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 27,2007 12:07pm - Kinslayer ""] What's the exact date of this? PanzerBastard are playing a HMB in Sept for our '7" release party' and I want to make sure they dont conflict. |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 27,2007 12:09pm - pam in quincy ""] August 18th |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 27,2007 12:20pm - Sinistas ""] I'm pretty sure we're down with the switch. |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 27,2007 12:28pm - |an nli ""] awesome job with the date change, I'll miss this now although i'll be in helsinki seeing rapture so i think it evens out |
| __________________________________________________ [Jul 27,2007 12:37pm - EAT_A_BAG_OF_DEAD_DICKS ""] Beorht-Dana said: Ugh. Just reading about that makes me feel sick. Is there anything (special diet or something) that makes it less likely for that to happen? Don't eat a lot of calcium and citric acid together.Especially at night. |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 27,2007 12:49pm - Sinistas ""] DestroyYouAlot said:pam in quincy said:I feel like a heel [img] You win the thread, by far. |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 27,2007 12:49pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] EAT_A_BAG_OF_DEAD_DICKS said:Beorht-Dana said: Ugh. Just reading about that makes me feel sick. Is there anything (special diet or something) that makes it less likely for that to happen? Don't eat a lot of calcium and citric acid together.Especially at night. Or dead dicks. That's a sure-fire trigger. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jul 27,2007 2:40pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] we should still be able to do that...nothing booked for then but i just gotta let the other guys know. |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 27,2007 3:32pm - dreadkill ""] |an nli said:awesome job with the date change, I'll miss this now although i'll be in helsinki seeing rapture so i think it evens out i am very jealous, ian. i expect you to regale me with tales about how great rapture was live when you get back. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 27,2007 3:42pm - |an nli ""] they better be good - i hate listening to a band for a few years and then being disappointed with the live show. now if only slumber was opening for them.. also skipping across the baltic to saint petersburg for some sweet soviet-style debauchery |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 27,2007 3:44pm - dreadkill ""] i heard slumber was changing their name and working on new stuff. have fun in europe, dude. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 27,2007 3:48pm - |an nli ""] i heard the same but after all this time i still can't get 'fallout' off my ears... fucking love that record thanks for the wishes, it'll be a blast. i'm george zimmer and i guarantee it. |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 27,2007 3:52pm - GEORGE ZIMMER ""] [img] HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMERMAN, FOUNDER AND CEO OF MEN'S WEARHOUSE. ON A RECENT BUSINESS TRIP TO TOKYO, I FOUND MYSELF IN A VIDEO ARCADE, WHERE ONE OF THE LOCAL TEENAGE BOYS WAS ATTEMPTING TO MAKE UP FOR HIS UNFATHOMABLY TINY TWAT TACKLE BY PLAYING "DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION" IN FRONT OF A GROUP OF JIGGLY-CHESTED JAPANESE JAILBAIT. SCOFFING AT HIS SCANDALOUSLY SIMPLISTIC SKILLS, I PROCEDED TO LIBERATE MY TWITCHING TESTICULAR TRUNCHEON AND SWING ITS PRECIPITOUS POUNDAGE INTO THE YOUTH'S FACE, CRUSHING HIS SKULL AND FREEING THE MACHINE. I THEN ACHIEVED A RATING OF "AAA" ON THE SONG "MAX 300" USING ONLY THE RAPID RIPPLING OF MY RAUCOUSLY RIGID RAPEROD. NEEDLESS TO SAY, THE WET-PANTIED WOMANLY WATCHERS WERE ALREADY IN THE THROES OF PASSION FROM THE OVERPOWERING SCENT OF MY TORPID TESTOSTERONE TUBE, SO I LET THEM GATHER 'ROUND FOR A GROUP HUG OF THE GARGANTUAN GIRTH OF MY GORGEOUS GUY-GIRDER BEFORE CONQUERING EACH OF THEIR QUIXOTICALLY QUIVERING QUIMS WITH A FURIOUS FOUNTAIN OF FROTHING FUCK-FOAM. MY HIGH SCORE HAS NEVER BEEN BEATEN. I GUARANTEE IT. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jul 27,2007 3:54pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] heee's baaaaaack |
| __________________________________ [Jul 27,2007 3:59pm - |an nli ""] i almost died laughing that day this all started we programmed a chatbot at work to keep us amused by re-quoting shit we said during the day in the chat, and the bot will bust out the one with RAPEROD in it at the worst times, like when i'm on the phone. it takes all i can muster to not lose my shit. thank you to whoever created this wonderful rttp meme |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 27,2007 3:59pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] |an nli said:thanks for the wishes, it'll be a blast. i'm george zimmer and i guarantee it. See what you did? |
| _____________________________ [Jul 27,2007 3:59pm - pam ""] Line up is going up tomorrow so everyone make sure you either can or cannot make the switch! |
| __________________________________ [Jul 27,2007 4:10pm - |an nli ""] [img] GUY GIRDER |
| __________________________________ [Jul 27,2007 4:13pm - Sinistas ""] hahaha |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 27,2007 4:15pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] "TWITCHING TESTICULAR TRUNCHEON" always made me chuckle. That, and the one about "YOU CAN REMINISCE ABOUT YOUR CHILDHOOD WHILE I WREAK HAVOC ON YOUR CERVIX." |
| _____________________________ [Jul 28,2007 4:29pm - pam ""] Dear bands, please tell me if the date switch is ok. You're killing me inside. |
| _____________________________ [Jul 28,2007 4:37pm - pam ""] This is the working schedule...if you have an issue with your slot, I can probably work it out within reason. We also might push everyone up a little. Again, WORKING schedule. There's 20 minutes for set up in between, but we're not really on a strict schedule if someone runs into trouble or whatever. TOM- Jon will be around for this so if you guys want to do a few Fenrir songs after 10, do it up. Doors at Noon 1:00-1:30 1:50-2:20 Graves Over Autumn? 2:40-3:10 Mortalis 3:30-4:00 Ipsissimus 4:20-4:50 Soul Remnants 5:10-5:40 Burn My Remains 6:00-6:30 Never Say Never 6:50-7:20 Dreaded Silence 7:50-8:20 Panzerbastard? 8:40-9:10 It Will End In Pure Horror 9:30-10:00 Anfauglir 10:00- ? Acoustic Jams feat. Polaris, Dreaded Silence, etc... |
| _____________________________________________ [Jul 28,2007 4:42pm - i can't stop posting ""] sweeeeeet fuckin mortalis, soul remnants, burn my remains and it will end in pure horror all fuckin rule.. i haven't heard any of the other bands yet but i am going to check them all out-- this is gonna be fuckin huge!!!!!!!!!!! i know soul remnants will appreciate going on at 4:20--- fuckin smoke break! |
| _____________________________ [Jul 28,2007 4:55pm - pam ""] I thought someone would appreciate that. As soon as everyone confirms I will post the show thread and flier and all that shit. |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 28,2007 4:55pm - RichHorror ""] I should know by tomorrow whether or not the date switch is ok. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 28,2007 5:35pm - archaeon ""] Mortalis can probably do this, i gotta talk to my boss about getting off work early. |
| _____________________________ [Jul 28,2007 8:37pm - pam ""] Sweet, you may actually be going on a bit later...I think we're going to start the bands an hour later. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 28,2007 8:46pm - archaeon ""] that would help a lot, Why isn't the accursed playing this? |
| ______________________________________________ [Jul 28,2007 8:59pm - theaccursedvokillist ""] we cant play because our drummer will be in florida for most of aug. but you never know...we might join in the acoustic jam and throw our some of our songs redone acoustic style. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jul 28,2007 8:59pm - theaccurseddrummer ""] I'll be in Florida, getting on a boat to Mexico for a week on the 18th. The timing is gay because I really want to play this, but it's my 10th anniversary trip, it's been planned for more than a year, and not going for anything band-related might get me killed and/or divorced. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jul 28,2007 9:17pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] pam said:This is the working schedule...if you have an issue with your slot, I can probably work it out within reason. We also might push everyone up a little. Again, WORKING schedule. There's 20 minutes for set up in between, but we're not really on a strict schedule if someone runs into trouble or whatever. TOM- Jon will be around for this so if you guys want to do a few Fenrir songs after 10, do it up. Doors at Noon 1:00-1:30 1:50-2:20 Graves Over Autumn? 2:40-3:10 Mortalis 3:30-4:00 Ipsissimus 4:20-4:50 Soul Remnants 5:10-5:40 Burn My Remains 6:00-6:30 Never Say Never 6:50-7:20 Dreaded Silence 7:50-8:20 Panzerbastard? 8:40-9:10 It Will End In Pure Horror 9:30-10:00 Anfauglir 10:00- ? Acoustic Jams feat. Polaris, Dreaded Silence, etc... sounds great...i'm confirming us for this date. there will be much goodness. |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 28,2007 10:19pm - narkybark ""] If a band drops out, Ouch would likely be able to do this. Never could resist a good witchery forest! |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 28,2007 11:19pm - hungtableed ""] Hey Pam, is 8/11 the confirmed date for this? I need to know so that I can let everyone else in my band fill me in on whether or not it's plausible. So far, sounds good to me because we were supposed to play the Nile show the following weekend and our drummer was going to have to sacrifice to play that due to prior commitments that weekend. Now that we are not playing that, I don't see why not we cannot play this. You can email me at burnmyremains@comcast.net |