words from cythraul[views:61924][posts:403]____________________________________ [Feb 26,2008 3:09pm - RichHorror ""] Shut up Pam. |
| ________________________________ [Feb 26,2008 3:11pm - xmikex ""] The time has come for all to see To all who got beef Get ready to fight The battle begun we'll Show you who's right 357 Takin' over and we're Letting you know DMS is runnin' the show |
| ______________________________ [Feb 26,2008 3:25pm - Yeti ""] i think you should settle this over a rousing game of Electronic Talking Battleship. let the pegs be the judge, jury and executioner! |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 26,2008 3:38pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] xmikex said:The time has come for all to see To all who got beef Get ready to fight The battle begun we'll Show you who's right 357 Takin' over and we're Letting you know DMS is runnin' the show STOP PICKING UP MY CHANGE THAT I DROPPED YOU GUYS I NEED THAT FOR THE BUS |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 26,2008 3:39pm - RichHorror ""] NERDARIO |
| _____________________________ [Feb 26,2008 3:50pm - pam ""] RichHorror said:Shut up Pam. Suck ma dick, Horrah. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 26,2008 3:51pm - RichHorror ""] SHUT UP YOUR FACE B4 U LOSE IT |
| _____________________________ [Feb 26,2008 3:56pm - pam ""] KIDD I'LL FUKIN KILL U |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 26,2008 4:01pm - the lord ""] I BUMP THIS THREAD IN THE NAME OF JESUS! CAN I GET AN AMEN! |
| ________________________________ [Feb 26,2008 4:08pm - xmikex ""] Yeti said:i think you should settle this over a rousing game of Electronic Talking Battleship. let the pegs be the judge, jury and executioner! hahahahaha You sunk my blackmetalship!! |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 26,2008 4:09pm - RichHorror ""] pam said:KHED I'LL FUKIN KILL U fixed |
| _______________________________ [Feb 27,2008 10:27pm - arc ""] I sort glass. Thats my job. I learned the job slow and now I know it by heart. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 28,2008 5:01am - The CHEF ""] POST THE PICS OF THIS WHORE, STOP BEATING AROUND THE BUSH! |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 28,2008 10:49am - hello2all ""] Where are the pictures of the sloppy 3rds!!!!!!!!! |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 28,2008 12:37pm - The Chef ""] WHORE PICS NOW! |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 28,2008 2:30pm - The Chef ""] Dont neglect the whore pics. |
| _____________________________ [Feb 28,2008 4:36pm - JU ""] None of us, I REPEAT NONE OF US know any of three invidiuals involved in this situation, and have no right to judge them. So I suggest for everybody to shut up. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 28,2008 4:38pm - RichHorror ""] I don't know Ken? News to me. |
| _____________________________ [Feb 28,2008 4:40pm - pam ""] Yeah I'm pretty sure I know Ken pretty well, and I've met Corrinne AND Steve several times...but OK. Moron. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 28,2008 4:42pm - RichHorror ""] I only destroy the homes of my closest friends. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 28,2008 4:42pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] SEAN PAUL \r\ my name is corey delanay, i always like to lork at returnfromthepit and i also like mudflips as you do, DOSU DOSU LOL. I like also having party at my house (HOES DON'T KNOW ABOUT MY DICK), shop the wops, do a battle roll and i just lost the match. Due to the fact that i'm not a noobfag i know that /rttp/ is in possession of a great variety of "PC", at least those of you that aren't underage B%: in a nutshell, I need Anomalous to deliver to an Austrafaglian /re/tard some of his "PC" (you know what i mean LOL). DO IT GAYFAG, PLEASE DON'T SEGA THIS THRED IT IS NOT COPYPIZZA, BUT ORIGINAL COMMENT |
| _________________________________ [Feb 28,2008 4:45pm - W3 nli ""] holy fuck my brains |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 28,2008 4:48pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Frankly, I am appalled at the way that members here treat the underground furry community. It seems to me like nobody here really understands anything about the furry way of life. I mean, seriously, do you know how freeing it is be honest about being encased in a human body whilst having an animal soul? |
| _____________________________ [Feb 28,2008 4:55pm - pam ""] DestroyYouAlot said:SEAN PAUL \r\ my name is corey delanay, i always like to lork at returnfromthepit and i also like mudflips as you do, DOSU DOSU LOL. I like also having party at my house (HOES DON'T KNOW ABOUT MY DICK), shop the wops, do a battle roll and i just lost the match. Due to the fact that i'm not a noobfag i know that /rttp/ is in possession of a great variety of "PC", at least those of you that aren't underage B%: in a nutshell, I need Anomalous to deliver to an Austrafaglian /re/tard some of his "PC" (you know what i mean LOL). DO IT GAYFAG, PLEASE DON'T SEGA THIS THRED IT IS NOT COPYPIZZA, BUT ORIGINAL COMMENT I can't wait to have drunk conversations with you in the future. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 28,2008 4:59pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] In a certain area of a certain city in Pennsylvania is an area of flat concrete, the kind of place used as a basketball court or similar, near to a school building. If you wait in this area on the 10th September, you will eventually be approached by two youths with an aggressive demeanor about them. The youths will challenge you to a fight, which you must accept. Following the brawl, return to your home. It is important that you tell your mother of this incident. She will become perturbed by your tale, and order you to leave for an area of Los Angeles. You will be compelled to obey her. At the nearest taxi rank, whistle for a cab and one will approach. You may see that its license plate reads "FRESH", and there will be novelty dice dangling from the rear-view mirror. Do not be disturbed by the odor of the cab's interior, and speak only the words "Yo home, to Bel Air" to the driver. When you arrive in Los Angeles, seemingly only seconds later, you must speak again to the driver, this time saying "Yo home, smell ya' later". DO NOT LOOK BACK AS THE TAXI LEAVES. You will be dropped off at the entrance to a large mansion. Approach the door and knock three times. If you follow these instructions exactly, you will become the star of a popular television sitcom. However, after 5 years, 8 months and 10 days have passed, your life will end in the most unimaginably hideous way. |
| _______________________________ [Feb 28,2008 4:59pm - yummy ""] That is genius Destroy. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 28,2008 4:59pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] pam said:I can't wait to have drunk conversations with you in the future. Wait - we're going to the future? YOU HAVE A TIME MACHINE?!? |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 28,2008 5:11pm - Shut the fuck up ""] [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 28,2008 5:11pm - RichHorror ""] FAIL |
| ________________________________ [Feb 28,2008 5:13pm - Again ""] [img] |
| __________________________________ [Feb 28,2008 9:07pm - Samantha ""] Fail again. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 28,2008 9:07pm - RichHorror ""] Epic fail is epic. |
| __________________________________ [Feb 28,2008 9:18pm - Samantha ""] [img] |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 28,2008 9:30pm - Karma-Enema ""] bhahahahaaaahhhaaa all this cuz someone asking about local true black metal (makes me chuckle typing that) but c'mon , a christian member of a black metal band ? sounds like steve needs to get his priorities straight.....too late i'm telling god ! |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 28,2008 9:39pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] f your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use toprevent hacking.AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well. |
| ________________________________ [Feb 28,2008 11:28pm - yummy ""] God needs to be told. |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 28,2008 11:32pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Old Testament: God creates the universe and he sees it and it's serious business, but then Satan pretends to be a snake and trolls Eve, telling her "Apple or GTFO" (cuz she was already showing tits). She chooses the former and then her and her fuck buddy Adam get b& from Eden for being trollbait. Then a lot of serious fucking incest occurs and we get the human race (which explains a lot, really). Then later, God gets uber pissed about Pharaoh Hitler pwning the Jews, so he gives Moses some cheat codes for the universe. Moses stages a mass slave runaway and opens up the sea so the Jews can run through, closing it behind him and drowning the ancient Nazis. God lol'd. Some other less important shit happens, mostly composed of a bunch of faggots writing emo poetry about God for him to fap to. New Testament: God finds Mary sleeping and just sticks the tip in and drops his load. Nine months later, Jesus is born. For his 13th birthday, God gave Jesus more cheat codes than he gave Moses, plus the rcon password for life, and some CP. Later, Jesus became a hard core ska punk and trolled the old school Jews hard. They got super pissed and permabanned him with a cross and some nine inch nails. They forgot he had god mode turned on though, so he waited 3 days and hit vid_restart on the rcon panel, came back into life's server, and laughed at the Jews. After that, 3 more guys tell the same story, then this faggot Paul wrote an assload of shit about sex being evil and a bunch of other stuff that Jesus never fucking said but everybody listened to Paul anyway because they're stupid. THE END |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 29,2008 12:44pm - The Chef ""] JU said:None of us, I REPEAT NONE OF US know any of three invidiuals involved in this situation, and have no right to judge them. So I suggest for everybody to shut up. We all know all three of them so shut your fucken whore mouth and post the pics of this fucking whore already!! |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 29,2008 1:42pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] My Stupid Fucking Wife I was driving home from work, and it was a rough day. All this Christmas stuff, utter bullshit. I was a about half an hour from home. I popped in my favorite CD, DragonForce "Inhuman Rampage". Almost instantly I was glowing red with rage. I plowed through about 15 cars. The cops came and they nearly surrounded me! They heard me playing DragonForce and decided to back the fuck off. I pulled up in the driveway and could almost smell the garbage my wife was cooking. She can't cook for shit. I decided to put the CD in my CD player and listened to it. I walked inside and guess what I saw! My wife! Playing the fucking Nintendo Wii! I was so angry! I walked over to and screamed "WHAT THE FUCK! THE WII FUCKING SUCKS! WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU NOT IN THE KITCHEN?!" I punched her in her fucking jaw and broke it. I had to take my wife to the doctor. I had beaten her severely. She had bruises up and down her body, and her jaw was hanging loosely from her mouth. She could barely talk. I had stopped listening to DragonForce a while ago, and my wife agreed to say that she fell in front of a bus to the doctor. We got to the doctors office, and he eyed me funny. He said she would have to be put in the ICU, Intensive Care Unit. He said she would have to be here for 2 months at most, while they try to find the bus that ran her over. I said shyly "How much will it cost." He turned around in his shitty office chair and said, "Take a look at the bill." Then he handed it to me. It was 90,000 dollars. I was astounded at how much it cost! I told him, "Doctor, I need a little time to myself." He replied, "Okay." I immediately headed for the bathroom. I splashed some cold water on my face, and looked myself in the mirror. I said, "Oh, my, God." I decided that I needed something to calm my nerves. I took out my iFail, and played Sonic Firestorm, by DragonForce, Fury of the storm came on first. Instantly I was rejuvenated! I started jumping around, not in a gay way kind of like a metal concert way, the bathroom. I started saying things like "Yeah!" "Fuck Yeah!" "Smashing through the boundaries with unicorns over the fire and flames from the fury of the storm." At this point I was screaming. A male nurse came in and said, "What the fuck are you doing? Are you even a patient? You need to get the fuck out of here!" At this point I was glowing red with rage, so I ripped off the sink and threw it at him. It hit him and killed him. I stood over his body and started crouching rapidly, like tea bagging in halo. As I walked to the doctor's office, I yelled myself, "HOW DARE THAT DOCTOR CHARGE ME MONEY FOR MY WIFE'S LIFE! I LOVE HER! FUCK HIM." I walked over to the doctor and grabbed her penis. I lifted her up to the roof and held her there for a while, she couldn't even breath. Eventually I ripped off her penis and rammed it in her right boob, penis'd to the wall. So there I was, driving my wife home. She was barely conscious, and was crying. She managed to muffle out from her broken jaw, "shaw moi bid wo diddle fum" I said "Are you a fucking nigger?" And hit her jaw again. I had hit it before we left the hospital because she was crying. She started crying even more. I was getting fucking sick of it! She was crying loud! Really loud! Drowning out ZP Theart! How dare she! Herman Li's guitars? I couldn't hear them at all! I grabbed her hair, and she started crying more. I was so fucking angry I almost ripped off her head. Then I put my focus back to the road for a little bit, and noticed I was heading straight for a divider! At this point, I didn't care because I was glowing red with rage, so I plowed through it, and drove right in front of a truck. I kicked my wife's head so hard that she flew out the window and hit the truck. |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 29,2008 1:48pm - ST. Luci Furave ""] Hey i like Cythraul ! i have seen them many times . I know about Steve's personal faith and though i don't agree with it , it is his faith . Everyone can believe in whatever they want . he is still great drummer and he's not arogant . ok go ahead and discredit my comment with a barage of penguin jokes , i'm ready for it ! |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 29,2008 1:48pm - The Chef ""] DestroyYouAlot said:My Stupid Fucking Wife I was driving home from work, and it was a rough day. All this Christmas stuff, utter bullshit. I was a about half an hour from home. I popped in my favorite CD, DragonForce "Inhuman Rampage". Almost instantly I was glowing red with rage. I plowed through about 15 cars. The cops came and they nearly surrounded me! They heard me playing DragonForce and decided to back the fuck off. I pulled up in the driveway and could almost smell the garbage my wife was cooking. She can't cook for shit. I decided to put the CD in my CD player and listened to it. I walked inside and guess what I saw! My wife! Playing the fucking Nintendo Wii! I was so angry! I walked over to and screamed "WHAT THE FUCK! THE WII FUCKING SUCKS! WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU NOT IN THE KITCHEN?!" I punched her in her fucking jaw and broke it. I had to take my wife to the doctor. I had beaten her severely. She had bruises up and down her body, and her jaw was hanging loosely from her mouth. She could barely talk. I had stopped listening to DragonForce a while ago, and my wife agreed to say that she fell in front of a bus to the doctor. We got to the doctors office, and he eyed me funny. He said she would have to be put in the ICU, Intensive Care Unit. He said she would have to be here for 2 months at most, while they try to find the bus that ran her over. I said shyly "How much will it cost." He turned around in his shitty office chair and said, "Take a look at the bill." Then he handed it to me. It was 90,000 dollars. I was astounded at how much it cost! I told him, "Doctor, I need a little time to myself." He replied, "Okay." I immediately headed for the bathroom. I splashed some cold water on my face, and looked myself in the mirror. I said, "Oh, my, God." I decided that I needed something to calm my nerves. I took out my iFail, and played Sonic Firestorm, by DragonForce, Fury of the storm came on first. Instantly I was rejuvenated! I started jumping around, not in a gay way kind of like a metal concert way, the bathroom. I started saying things like "Yeah!" "Fuck Yeah!" "Smashing through the boundaries with unicorns over the fire and flames from the fury of the storm." At this point I was screaming. A male nurse came in and said, "What the fuck are you doing? Are you even a patient? You need to get the fuck out of here!" At this point I was glowing red with rage, so I ripped off the sink and threw it at him. It hit him and killed him. I stood over his body and started crouching rapidly, like tea bagging in halo. As I walked to the doctor's office, I yelled myself, "HOW DARE THAT DOCTOR CHARGE ME MONEY FOR MY WIFE'S LIFE! I LOVE HER! FUCK HIM." I walked over to the doctor and grabbed her penis. I lifted her up to the roof and held her there for a while, she couldn't even breath. Eventually I ripped off her penis and rammed it in her right boob, penis'd to the wall. So there I was, driving my wife home. She was barely conscious, and was crying. She managed to muffle out from her broken jaw, "shaw moi bid wo diddle fum" I said "Are you a fucking nigger?" And hit her jaw again. I had hit it before we left the hospital because she was crying. She started crying even more. I was getting fucking sick of it! She was crying loud! Really loud! Drowning out ZP Theart! How dare she! Herman Li's guitars? I couldn't hear them at all! I grabbed her hair, and she started crying more. I was so fucking angry I almost ripped off her head. Then I put my focus back to the road for a little bit, and noticed I was heading straight for a divider! At this point, I didn't care because I was glowing red with rage, so I plowed through it, and drove right in front of a truck. I kicked my wife's head so hard that she flew out the window and hit the truck. FUCK YOUR WIFE! Where's the pics of this whore? |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 29,2008 2:07pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] ST.%20Luci%20Furave said:Hey i like Cythraul ! i have seen them many times . I know about Steve's personal faith and though i don't agree with it , it is his faith . Everyone can believe in whatever they want . he is still great drummer and he's not arogant . ok go ahead and discredit my comment with a barage of penguin jokes , i'm ready for it ! PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 29,2008 2:13pm - ST. Luci Furave ""] Thank you , Thank you . you are quick to deliver . i knew i could count you, DestroyYouAlot . |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 29,2008 2:31pm - The Chef ""] This thread is gay wothout pics. |
| __________________________________ [Feb 29,2008 4:44pm - Aegathis ""] this thread sure is giving cythraul some good press 8^( |
| _____________________________ [Feb 29,2008 5:51pm - pam ""] "Cythraul...That's the god-band full of drama queens, isn't it?" |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 29,2008 6:49pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 29,2008 6:50pm - hello2all ""] No bitch, only the ones that care enought to listen and reply!! Dram are the ones who care! Go shoot yourself!! |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 29,2008 6:57pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] whats a dram? |
| _______________________________ [Feb 29,2008 6:59pm - yummy ""] The ones who care. I can't believe this one is still going. |