words from cythraul[views:61350][posts:403]___________________________________________ [Feb 29,2008 7:12pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] oh now i get it. this thread is now about the power of cheese. [img] [img] [img] |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 29,2008 7:48pm - ancient master ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 1,2008 1:21am - drama llama ""] pam said:"Cythraul...That's the god-band full of drama queens, isn't it?" DO YOU EVER SHUTUP? I think its funny you said "drama queen's" (meaning two or more) because this involves no one else in the band. Think before you speak for a change and you wont look so stupid afterwards. |
| ______________________________ [Mar 1,2008 1:44am - yummy ""] In a crazy course of events you are the one who looks stupid just for the mere mention of the specifics. But, then again I could be wrong. I mean, we are in a cythraul thread. I think at this point everyone who has a witty retort seems stupid. Get over your weak attempt at feeling good about yourself. In other words, go fuck yourself. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 1,2008 1:53am - drama llama ""] So that was your weak attempt to look "cool" in front of your friends? You must have slept with pam at some point to be so defensive and run to her aid. |
| ______________________________ [Mar 1,2008 2:00am - yummy ""] I have actually never met Pam. I'm sure if you ask anyone here, they would say, "who the fuck is yummy?" |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 1,2008 2:11am - drama llama ""] I'm sure they would actually say "who the fuck cares who yummy is". |
| ______________________________ [Mar 1,2008 2:20am - yummy ""] I think we're both wrong. You're the one who said "friends". I have had sex with a pregnant girl before tho.. But, unless it's my baby's head I'm bonkin...no can do. Dude, you know what we should do? We should go back and forth for like hours and see who feels better about themselves afterwards. i bet you win. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 1,2008 2:25am - drama llama ""] Yes lets go back and forth because you seem like a cool cool man who could use some of the exposure on return to the pit since we all are saying "who the fuck is yummy?" |
| _________________________________ [Mar 1,2008 5:00am - Aegathis ""] theres really no fucking point in responding to these anonymous posters talking shit about everyone, what a waste of time. |
| _____________________________ [Mar 1,2008 12:00pm - pam ""] drama%20llama said: pam said:"Cythraul...That's the god-band full of drama queens, isn't it?" DO YOU EVER SHUTUP? I think its funny you said "drama queen's" (meaning two or more) Actually I said "queens", meaning two or more because Steve didn't post this thread that started the drama in the first place. YOU said "drama queen's" which indicates possession as if said queens own something, thus demonstrating your lack of comprehension for proper grammar. You brought the attention on yourselves by airing it all over RTTP, your band is terrible and you're a bunch of crying women. [img] LEAVE CYTHRAUL ALONE! |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 1,2008 4:05pm - drama llama ""] I'm not even in the band retard. Second off who cares if you don't like cythraul i'm sure they wouldn't expect hardcore kids like yourself to be into black metal anyways. |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 1,2008 4:09pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] XPAMX THROUGH HONOR AND/OR STRENGTH X |
| ____________________________ [Mar 1,2008 8:59pm - pam ""] LOL |
| _____________________________________________ [Mar 1,2008 9:29pm - theaccursedvokillist ""] [img] |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 1,2008 9:48pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] IT'S OFF THE GAUGE |
| __________________________________ [Mar 2,2008 1:13am - THE CHEF ""] POST THE PICS oF THIS WHORE OR DONT POST AT ALL! |
| ________________________________________________________________ [Mar 2,2008 12:40pm - not in any of these bands so suck one ""] hello. all i can say is that cythraul play real black metal. i have been to a show of theirs and they are really genuine. they do it for themselves and for the people like myself who enjoy it. PAM IS CLOVERFIELD. |
| ________________________________ [Mar 2,2008 12:48pm - xmikex ""] BLACK METAL [img] |
| __________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 8:43am - THE CHEF ""] It's been a week now and still no pics of this whore. What's everyone so afraid of? |
| __________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 9:52am - dreadkill ""] THE%20CHEF said:It's been a week now and still no pics of this whore. What's everyone so afraid of?enough, you faggot. go kill yourself already. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 9:53am - RichHorror ""] Ken's a terrorist that killed Christ. Don't fuck with him. |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 10:02am - DestroyYouAlot ""] so my dad decides tht i have to walk the dog when the while im asleep cuz ive been sk8 all day and im tired and the rest of the familys wide awake(an this is after i took him out like 5 mins ago) so i sit there and he calls for me and im asleep so he makes my brother com into my room and "wake me up" by throwin a fukin shoe at my fukin head so im pissed so i say what and he strts yellin at me like im whats wrong with the world today and decides hes not gana give me a ride anywhare ever again so now im really pissed so then my moms strts yellin at me cuz the dog ate her food while she waz in the bath room and it waz obviosly my fault and now she decided i cant play my ps3 then my dad yelled at me again cuz i hadnt taken the dog out yet cuz i waz gettin yelled at by my mom and takes away my bass so now im inssanly pissed off and the only reason i didnt take a fukin baseball bat to there car and leave waz i need some place to live then my brother strts yellin at me cuz his laptob is out of batterys which makes no sense at all to me cuz hes got no fukin right to yell at me so i throw book at him and hit him in the chest and now i got my guitar takin away and i cant even sleep cuz im to pissed off WHAT THE FUKIN HELL IS WRONG WITH MY FUKIN FAMILY THERE ALL TOTAL ASSHOLES AND IF THEY All DONT JUST FUKIN DIE IN THERE SLEEP THEN IMA STAB THEM WHEN THEY WAKE UP |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 10:04am - RichHorror ""] This thread is now about an hero |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 12:36pm - THE CHEF ""] RichHorror said:Ken's a terrorist that killed Christ. Don't fuck with him. If i was a fag I wouldnt want pics of her, NOW POST THE PICS OF THIS WHORE! |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 12:38pm - RichHorror ""] RichHorror said:This thread is now about an hero |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 12:40pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 12:42pm - RichHorror ""] Hey dudes, My name is Jack, and I like every single one of you. All of you are cool, witty, funny guys who spend your free time of their day looking at funny pictures and macros. You are the sense of humor that lacks in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any hate mail? I mean, I’m sure it’s fun making fun of people because you are so witty, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even more awesome than stand up comedy. Don’t be a stranger. Just laugh with me too. I’m pretty cool. I was editor of my school newspaper and started my own detective agency. What funny activities do you do, other than “having fun to awesome drawn Japanese anime”? I also live with my mother and have a modest friend who is a girl. (She just taught me calculus; Stuff was SO complicated) You are all awesome who should gather at a big party. Thank you for listening to me. |
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| ____________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 12:48pm - RichHorror ""] FAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGG OTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFA GGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOT .·´\'·.·´¯\'·.›⁂£èvî†î¢µš ¹8:²²:“Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination." ⁂£èvî†î¢µš ²º:¹³:“If a man has sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They are to be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads." ⁂Gèñèšîš ¹9:²4—²5:“And the Lord rained upon Sodom and Gomorrha brimstone and fire from the Lord out of heaven. And he destroyed these cities, and all the country about, all the inhabitants of the cities, and all things that spring from the earth.” ⁂þè†è® ²:4—9:“For if God . . . reducing the cities of the Sodomites, and of the Gomorrhites, into ashes, condemned them to be overthrown, making them an example to those that should after act wickedly… The Lord knoweth how to deliver the godly from temptation, but to reserve the unjust unto the day of judgment to be tormented.”‹.·´¯\'·. FAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGG OTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFA GGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOT |
| ______________________________ [Mar 5,2008 12:52pm - Yeti ""] you all should settle your issues over a nice cool glass of turnip juice. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 12:54pm - RichHorror ""] i like to fap to flip books on my windows pic and fax viewer.....GOD !!!!!! WUT |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 1:00pm - RichHorror ""] Hey you, My name is Rick, and I am never gonna give you up. All of you have let me down, made me cry, and spent all day telling lies and hurting people. Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten this from any other guy? I mean, I guess it's fun knowing the game and playing it, but you all take to a whole new level. Inside we both know what's been going on. Don't be a stranger to love. You know the rules and so do I. I'm pretty much perfect. I have been nominated for a Grammy, and had a #1 hit. What games do you play, other than "running around deserting people"? And if you ask me how I’m feeling, I also have a banging hot girlfriend (We’ve known each other for SO long). I just wanted to tell you how I was feeling. I gotta make you understand. |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 1:03pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] I have survived fights by always expecting at least one more attacker than what you see and I always expect weapons. The time that I was seriously cut? I was caught by surprise with a guy drawing a hidden straight razor. That was in my early days. I have been fortunate enough to survive attacks with my attackers presenting guns and knives. Usually two or more attackers. I have also come out of fights relatively unscathed where I faced approximately twenty gang members, several times, different occasions. Mostly knives, chains, and pipes there. ...My first fight with a gang? I was in high school ...I was determined that no one was going to get my buddy from behind. The gang guys all started taking off their belts and rolling them up on their fists. We walked out of that fight at the end of that fight and he had no more trouble from that gang as long as he lived there ...It was a stand up fight. I think I wouldn't let myself go down because I didn't want to let my buddy down. ...We showed up at the agreed upon time and place and there were about 20 of the Chinese gang members who were there to make sure there was a "fair fight." Sure, that was why there were 20 of them against the three of us and they used pipes and knives. 'Course we used nunchucks, three sectional staff, and chain whip. That ended the fight real quick. |
| __________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 1:15pm - dreadkill ""] RichHorror said:Hey you, My name is Rick, and I am never gonna give you up. All of you have let me down, made me cry, and spent all day telling lies and hurting people. Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten this from any other guy? I mean, I guess it's fun knowing the game and playing it, but you all take to a whole new level. Inside we both know what's been going on. Don't be a stranger to love. You know the rules and so do I. I'm pretty much perfect. I have been nominated for a Grammy, and had a #1 hit. What games do you play, other than "running around deserting people"? And if you ask me how I’m feeling, I also have a banging hot girlfriend (We’ve known each other for SO long). I just wanted to tell you how I was feeling. I gotta make you understand.ha, i've had that song playing in my head for days. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 1:21pm - RichHorror ""] allrighty yall, i need some SERIOUS input please. no bullsh*tting. i was having this huge party at a friend's house (no beer, all booze) and ended up totally sh*t-faced. I dont remember much after about 10-11 pm that night. Well, i came out of a blackout under a guy---having sex, like we were going at it and i had been blacked out up until that point. ok, being drunk as i was, i got into it and went with the flow. i ended up dating this dude, too, by the way. Anywho, i asked him when he was drunk about a week later what really happened. He said: >that i had thrown up on myself and he changed me. Ok, understandable and even commendable. >that he had then left me *passed out* on his bed |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 1:23pm - RichHorror ""] HEY FAGGOTS, THERE HAVE BEEN SOME STORIES CIRCULATING DOWN AT THE CLUB THAT ONE OF OUR HOMEBOYS IS BEING HARASSED BY A BUNCH OF INTERNET NERDS AND VIRGINS. WE JUST THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE A GOOD IDEA TO LET YOU LOSERS KNOW THAT WE COME FROM VERY POWERFUL AND WEALTHY FAMILIES AND WE KNOW HOW TO TRACK DOWN FAGGOTS LIKE YOU AND DISPENSE OUR UNIQUE FORM OF JUSTICE ON YOU. SO LAUGH IT UP, FUNNY BOYS...CUZ YOUR TIME ON THIS EARTH IS VERY, VERY SHORT! |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 1:26pm - RichHorror ""] I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, "No, this is my first time." So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was empty. "Just a minute," she said, and walked to the door, and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. "Do these excite you?" she asked. Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk. "Well, come on", she said, "We don't have much time." So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOW, I was done within a few minutes. She looked at me with a bit of a frown. "Did you put that condom on?" she asked. I said, "I sure did," and held up my thumb to show her. She fainted. |
| _____________________________ [Mar 5,2008 1:28pm - Yeti ""] hahahahahaha |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 1:42pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] I scoff at your claim that your windows environment can even begin to compare to mine. I have thousands upon thousands of fonts, and my wallpaper is a massive 2GB at a whopping 14,000 dpi in glorious 128-bit color. My onscreen text is antialiased with the latest ClearType technology, and remains brilliantly legible even behind 10, nay, 20 transparent window panes. Clicking my Start button triggers a fanfare and a choir of haunting angelic voices as you stagger back in awe of my stunning 45,000 item Start Menu. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 1:46pm - RichHorror ""] Q-PRIME VIDEO PRODUCTION COMPANY IS LOOKING FOR ATTRACTIVE WOMEN FOR A ADULT FILM MOCKUMENTARY. THIS WILL BE A COMEDY ADULT FILM, YOU WILL HAVE A CHANCE TO SHOW OFF YOUR ACTING TALENT ON TELEVISION. AND MAYBE USE THIS ACTING AS A CHANCE TO ENHANCE YOUR ACTING CAREER. PLEASE CALL ROBERT SANDERS AT Q-PRIME PRODUCTION COMPANY AT 414-793-5670.OR EMAIL ME AT BRUCRU61@HOTMAIL.COM |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 1:52pm - RichHorror ""] ¡ʇɹoɥs ʎɹǝʌ 'ʎɹǝʌ sı ɥʇɹɐǝ sıɥʇ uo ǝɯıʇ ɹnoʎ znɔ˙˙˙sʎoq ʎuunɟ 'dn ʇı ɥƃnɐl os ˙noʎ uo ǝɔıʇsnɾ ɟo ɯɹoɟ ǝnbıun ɹno ǝsuǝdsıp puɐ noʎ ǝʞıl sʇoƃƃɐɟ uʍop ʞɔɐɹʇ oʇ ʍoɥ ʍouʞ ǝʍ puɐ sǝılıɯɐɟ ʎɥʇlɐǝʍ puɐ lnɟɹǝʍod ʎɹǝʌ ɯoɹɟ ǝɯoɔ ǝʍ ʇɐɥʇ ʍouʞ sɹǝsol noʎ ʇǝl oʇ ɐǝpı pooƃ ɐ ǝq ʇɥƃıɯ ʇı ʇɥƃnoɥʇ ʇsnɾ ǝʍ ˙suıƃɹıʌ puɐ spɹǝu ʇǝuɹǝʇuı ɟo ɥɔunq ɐ ʎq pǝssɐɹɐɥ ƃuıǝq sı sʎoqǝɯoɥ ɹno ɟo ǝuo ʇɐɥʇ qnlɔ ǝɥʇ ʇɐ uʍop ƃuıʇɐlnɔɹıɔ sǝıɹoʇs ǝɯos uǝǝq ǝʌɐɥ ǝɹǝɥʇ |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 2:08pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Punctuation marks that look like smiley faces express happiness on a new communication tool known as "Internet." The computer network is already being used by 15 million people worldwide to chat or do important research. |
| _______________________________ [Mar 5,2008 2:30pm - xmikex ""] The only argument here is who is going to be President, and Vice President between Rich and DYA. |
| __________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 2:33pm - THE CHEF ""] RichHorror said:HEY FAGGOTS, THERE HAVE BEEN SOME STORIES CIRCULATING DOWN AT THE CLUB THAT ONE OF OUR HOMEBOYS IS BEING HARASSED BY A BUNCH OF INTERNET NERDS AND VIRGINS. WE JUST THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE A GOOD IDEA TO LET YOU LOSERS KNOW THAT WE COME FROM VERY POWERFUL AND WEALTHY FAMILIES AND WE KNOW HOW TO TRACK DOWN FAGGOTS LIKE YOU AND DISPENSE OUR UNIQUE FORM OF JUSTICE ON YOU. SO LAUGH IT UP, FUNNY BOYS...CUZ YOUR TIME ON THIS EARTH IS VERY, VERY SHORT! Nice try, Mr. Free Mason, now post those pics. |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 2:41pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] girl you must be a sata2 hard drive because you are modestly increasing my pipe |
| _____________________________ [Mar 5,2008 3:20pm - Yeti ""] Butthead and I were watching this show, and this guy had his finger in his butt, and he kept saying... sir, do you have an emergency? oh, yeah, Butthead's choking. on chicken. have you heimliched the victim? have i licked his rectum?! no way! |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 3:25pm - RichHorror ""] My name is Ziltoid. I´m a space invader. I´m a sarcastic and life-hating little bitch. Once I killed a panda bear. I also raped it´s cubs. I like coffee (black). I hate humans. My best friend is called Planet Smasher. That´s all. |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 3:26pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] girl did you install back orifice 2000 on me because you just caused my cd tray to eject |
| _____________________________ [Mar 5,2008 3:27pm - Yeti ""] one of them knocked me down and obliviously stuck his fingers in my ass. why do you let this go on? hello? GET OFF THE PHONE YOU STUPID ASS! |