words from cythraul[views:61534][posts:403]_______________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 3:30pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] I KNOW I JUST GOT HERE BUT YOU ARE ALL JUST THE COOLEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD AND TOTALLY JUST LIKE ME!! WE SHOULD BE FRIENDS FOREVER AND THEN I GET OPS |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 3:31pm - RichHorror ""] Hello. A short time ago people posted some links to videos of me. I never posted these videos and as a result, people made fun of me on your gay website. All i request is that the owner of this website apologize for the trouble he caused me, my parents saw the comments on my videos and i got in trouble. Please in the future refrain from posting the links to my videos and from commenting on them. Sincerely Joseph Berube |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 3:35pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] uh oh. we had about:blank once. It KILLED our computer. i'm telling you, if your computer has that you are DEAD MEAT. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 3:40pm - RichHorror ""] STEAK DINNERS ARE DELICIOUS |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 3:50pm - RichHorror ""] If you want to understand white people, you need to understand indie music. As mentioned before, white people hate anything that’s “mainstream” and are desperate to find things that are more genuine, unique, and reflective of their experiences. Fortunately, they have independent music. A white person’s iPod (formerly CD collection) is not merely an assemblage of music that they enjoy. It is what defines them as a person. They are always on the look out for the latest hot band that no one has heard of so that one day, they can hit it just right and be into a band BEFORE they are featured in an Apple commercial. To a white person, being a fan of a band before they get popular is one of the most important things they can do with their life. They can hold it over their friends forever! Indie music also produces a lot of concerts, for which white people can attend and meet other white people. It’s especially useful, since they are attending the same concert, they both like the artist and can easily strike up a conversation that will flow from band at the show->other bands they like->where they went to/go to school->where to get the best vegan food in town->agreement to meet at said restaurant for awkward date. It is worth noting that white people are expected to stay current with music and go to concerts well into their 40s. Unlike at dance or hip hop clubs, there are few stigmas attached to being the “old guy at the club.” But BE WARNED, talking about Indie Music with white people is perhaps the most dangerous subject you touch upon. One false move and you will lose their respect and admiration forever. Here are some general rules |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 3:51pm - RichHorror ""] If you want to understand black people, you need to understand rap music. As mentioned before, black people hate anything that’s “talented” and are desperate to find things that are more generic, watered down, and reflective of imaginary experiences of being “gangster”. Fortunately, they have rap music. A black person’s iPod (formerly 8 track collection) is not merely an assemblage of music that they enjoy. It is what defines them as a person. They are always on the look out for the latest hot rap group that everyone has heard of so that one day, they can hit it just right and be rollin’ gangsta just like a band BEFORE they are featured in a TRL countdown commercial. To a black person, being a fan of rap is one of the most important things they can do with their life. They can hold it over white people forever! Rap music also produces a lot of concerts, for which black people can attend and meet other black people. It’s especially useful, since they are attending the same concert, they both like the artist and can easily strike up a conversation that will flow from band at the show->how hard they are->if dey be ridin’ dirty->where to get the best fried chicken in town->agreement to meet at said restaurant for awkward date of yelling and laughing too laugh. It is worth noting that black people are expected to stay current with music and go to concerts well into their 40s. Unlike at dance or hip hop clubs, there are few stigmas attached to being the “old guy at the club.” But BE WARNED, talking about Rap Music with black people is perhaps the most dangerous subject you touch upon. One false move and you will lose their respect and admiration forever. Here are some general rules |
| _________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 4:01pm - sinistas ""] RichHorror said:My name is Ziltoid. I´m a space invader. I´m a sarcastic and life-hating little bitch. Once I killed a panda bear. I also raped it´s cubs. I like coffee (black). I hate humans. My best friend is called Planet Smasher. That´s all. I'm so omniscient, if there was to be two omnisciences, I would be both! Prepare yourselves for the subjugation! |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 4:04pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] WoW was cool until this. No MMO is cool when there are real wimminz playing them. All it means is some stupid fucking ditzy whore can play. Real men play MMO's that would drive a lesser mind to insanity. Real men play the MMO's that no one else dares to play for fear of being overwhelmed by the awesomeness. Real men play EVE, or Vanguard, or D&D, or Warhammer... games that require patience, thought, and skill. Games that are criticized for being "too hard" or "too complicated" or "too long". Games that make you want to pull your hair out or punch holes in your walls. When sexy bitches play your MMO, you are no better than those punk ass bitches wearing letter man jackets when they are 30 thinking they're hot shit. If you play WoW, you are when of them. One of those ass hats who still think iPods are the best MP3, who think Abercrombitch is high quality clothes, who think emo hair is sexy, and guitar queer-o or rock band is the best game ever. I have a message for you fags: An hero. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 4:12pm - RichHorror ""] WHO ARE THE BEST SPECIAL FORCES???? My guess: Pakistani SSG(soecial sevices group) ranks one of the best special forces in the world because of their hardest training,they are capable of fighting at 55c temperature to -45c temperature,as they proved themselves in siachin(world,s highest battlefield) and in thar desert one of the hotest areas in the world. Oh and I thin US army sucks^^. |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 4:13pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Furcism is just as bad a racism jackass, if you dont have anything intelligent to say shut the fuck up.... Obviously furry is in demand if the mod created a board for it, therefore he needs to fix the link, and you can just avoid it with your furcist ass. Geez im getting tired of lil pricks saying stupid shit. May a tiger eat your entrails..... |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 4:17pm - RichHorror ""] yes it's verry wrong QUICK AN HERO NOW BEFORE YOU START WALKING AROUND IN A FUR SIUT |
| _____________________________ [Mar 5,2008 4:19pm - Blue ""] ONLY DRAMA FILLED BLACKENED HATE IS TEH REAL |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 4:21pm - RichHorror ""] Listen up, mother fuckers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Candlejack does NOT leave you a fucking HYPHEN (-). All you fucking bitches need to fucki |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 4:22pm - RichHorror ""] Today was a day that will forever be the climax of my life, at this point, nothing could get any better. That little cunt is going to get it, him and his fucking family. They are all going to die. ALL OF THEM, NOT EVEN THE FUCKING CHILDREN. You see, it started one day, and I was at the fresh young age of 12, the first day I ever saw him. He looked friendly at first, but little did I know that that exact day I had met the devil himself, just in a childish form. He asked for my name, and I said my name, which is Caleb. And almost as soon as he heard my name, he yelled out (let me tell you that this was inside of a school) "Hey, everybody! It's Caleb the Cunt-Sucker!" Everyone laughed, and laughed, and laughed. Even the teachers were laughing. It was degrading, it was down right.....damning. It continued thought the rest of my years in school, and I even went as far as almost committing suicide. After I got out of school, I got a job at a local garage. It wasn't the cleanest, or well-paying of jobs, but it git me threw. I had to stay at home, I hardly had any money, let alone have money to pay for a house. One day, I was driving back home, and I saw him. And not only did he have a perfect house and a perfect car, he had a family. A picture-perfect family. I snapped that day, and when I got home, I started planning his downfall. Now, today was the day, the day that I would for fill my dream of killing all of them. I will be back later to tell you the result. And I will finally tell the brutal death of those fucking maggots. |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 4:24pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] girl, you must be gasoline because even though you're pricey, I'm still going to pump you in my van |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 4:25pm - RichHorror ""] Candlejack does not stop you from typing your whole sentence. If it did why would you have time to push enter and not the last letter too? Candlejack is a stupid meme and should die. I cant believe what is becoming of these boards. You probably expect me to do the thing where you leave out the last few letters even though I said candlejack is rubbish and you are absolutely wrong because this shit is stupi |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 4:29pm - RichHorror ""] Any Anons remember me? I've had a few popular threads throughout the past few weeks about my troubles with this girl. Well, she was ready to give up her virginity, but then cheated on me the night before. Even before her everything in my life was just a shitty catastrophe. I am truly ready to an hero. I am 16 (inb4 underage b&), don't have a gun, don't plan on jumping or any shit like that. I want it to be somewhat peaceful after. What's the easiest way? Also, what's a good way to let her know she fucked up my life? I'm currently dumping all of the pictures I have of her. No computer nudes, sorry. She thinks she's fat and would never take pictures, and would only do shit in the dark. I wouldn't say they are fully clothed though. Please respond. |
| _____________________________ [Mar 5,2008 4:32pm - Blue ""] RichHorror said:an hero. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 4:36pm - RichHorror ""] The Plan: Some time during the 1970s, the Church of Scientology decided that they'd had enough. Their religion about magic space aliens in a volcano wasn't getting the same respect as the religion about the magic bearded man whose dad made us all out of mud 6,000 years ago. Instead of converting to a slightly less silly religion, they did what any of us would have done and decided to destroy every single document that made their religion look bad, presumably including a trip into the future to destroy every copy of Battlefield Earth. How did that work out? Disturbingly well, at least for a little while. Apparently, the Church of Scientology managed to perform the largest infiltration of the United States government in history. Ever. With all the people who have wanted to get their dirty little hands on incriminating records, the United States of America was finally duped by the people who came up with Dianetics. So those billions of dollars we put into national security annually are clearly well spent. Anyway, somewhere around 5,000 of Scientology's crack commandos wiretapped and burglarized various agencies. They stole hundreds of documents, mainly from the IRS. No critic was spared, and in the end, 136 organizations, agencies and foreign embassies were infiltrated. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 4:38pm - RichHorror ""] First, I'd begin by kissing you gently on your lips, and build up the mood. By the time you're getting more aggressive from waiting, I'd pull back and gently kiss you on the neck, then your chest, then slowly downward. I'd linger around your breasts and lick your nipples, while starting to gently rub your cunt so it gets nice and wet. I'd work my way lower and lower on you, going slower the farther I get, until finally I'd be eating you out and you'd be moaning from pleasure. I'd spread your cunt lips aside to expose your clit for maximum pleasure, and then after a few minutes, I'd slip one, then two, then three fingers into your cunt and start hitting your g-spot. I'd keep that up until you're just about to orgasm, then stop, pull away, then go back up and kiss you again. I'd lightly push you down and you'd go down on me, take off my pants, and then suck on my PENIS until I'm fired up and ready to give it to you. At that point, I'd pull you back up, kiss you passionately as I roll on top of you, and proceed to fuck you consensually in the missionary position. After you come once from that, I'd flip you over and do you from behind, doggy-style. After a few minutes of that, I'd get the lube, oil up your ass, and slip it in, upon which you'd moan like a raging Gnu. I'd pull out and blow my load all over your face, then we'd snuggle naked until morning. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 4:42pm - RichHorror ""] OH HI THERE My name is Marlena Cervantes and I am unspeakably cruel to dogs and cats. My phone number is: 302 351 4008 then press 101 when it connects Let me know what you think about me on my voicemail, and if I answer be sure to be polite to me. |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 4:46pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] ITT: first time you got in a fight it was about first or second grade and i was pretty small for my age and there was this bully in my grade that would pick on me incessantly almost every day. being that my dad grew up in south central he was constatly telling me to hit the kid back. finally one day when we were both in detention i threw him over the desk and the most amazing thing happened, he pulled my pants down and started blowing me, and now I can talk to animals. It's really cool, but totally secret. And you know what? Life's never been the same! |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 4:51pm - RichHorror ""] Are there any vampires on /b/? I mean real, true vampires. I am. I had my awakening when I was 17. After a night of hanging out with some friends, I was visited by a vampire. He called himself Triumverus Caer. He came in through my bedroom window and spoke to me about his ability and his council. He placed his hands upon my chest and I soon felt very cold. I dropped to my knees and looked up to him. He grabbed me by my neck and sunk his beautiful fangs into it. Oh, the feeling of such power coursing through my veins was almost orgasmic, I passed out from the pleasure. When I awoke, there was a small scroll on the floor infront of my body. I sat up slowly, my whole body was dead cold. When i reached out for it and read it. I understood it completly. This is strange because it was written in Latin. It told me about my newfound powers. What are my powers you ask? I have the ability to withdraw the energy from your body. A psychic vampire. This kind of vampire is special because I can still go out in the sun and have a normal functioning life. I feed off energy instead of blood. So, here I am now, I've had my powers for little over 3 years. They're great. I'm in very high respect of the elders and I've become a sire to a few of my own underlings. |
| _________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 4:54pm - sinistas ""] bennyhillifier |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 4:56pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] one time i found a bum passed out. i thought it would be one hell of a gag to take him and put him in my roomates bed with him so i did. he woke up to the shock of a naked bum and couldnt stand the thought of what might have happend that night. he then killed himself before i could enjoy my little practical joke |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 5:22pm - josh_hates_you ""] the_reverend said:quick to the point to the point no faking. cookin MCs like a pound of bacon. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 5:25pm - RichHorror ""] May 2008. T-Minus 2 month until human kind is exterminated. As some you know, the LHC will have the capability to create a micro black hole, also called a quantum mechanical black hole and inevitably a mini black hole, is simply a tiny black hole for which quantum mechanical effects play an important role. Black holes swallow EVERYTHING up, including fucking galaxies. /b/ what if this mini black hole just grows and grows but at a slow enough rate for the world to panic for a few days? What would you do? A Barrel Roll? Loot? Murder people? Download CP? two Barrel Rolls? I for one would rape, rape, and rape as many girls aged 14-17 you? |
| _____________________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 5:27pm - theaccursedvokillist ""] bennyhillifier |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 5:29pm - Jesus H. Christ ""] Everyone would finally start fucking acknowledging my existence and asking for forgiveness like a motherfucker. |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 5:30pm - Jesus H. Christ ""] Then when they see me and find out I'm black, they'll go worship someone else. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 5:34pm - RichHorror ""] GUYS, WHERE ARE YOU MEASURING FROM?! if i measure at the side, its bigger than at the top. same for bottom, obv. what does flaccidity have to do with size? my dick changes size based on the temp, all the time..... TL;DR: how does i measure? |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 6,2008 11:53am - The Chef ""] this thread is nothing wihtout pics of this fucking whore , so please someone post em. |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 6,2008 11:56am - DestroyYouAlot ""] For those who doubt the authenticity of these facts, note that I have a doctorate in the Social Sciences from the University of Phoenix online, and I have over thirty volumes on the subject in print via on-demand internet publishing. Good day. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 6,2008 11:58am - RichHorror ""] I've got a question for the Amerifags? How come you're fighting a war against sand niggers and so far they've managed to blow up two massive towers and a shitload of people and you've only killed a few dozen civillians. They've got stones and sticks and you've got javelins and still you're getting beat by people who live in caves. Nice job america, why not come and ask Europe to help and we'll show you how it's really done. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 6,2008 12:02pm - RichHorror ""] Sometimes I take the warm Batterys out of my Radio and hold them tightly in my hands... they feel like real humanhands... and then I close my eyes and imagine a girl who lays next to me and holds my hands and... and likes me. I close my eyes till the batterys are cold and remind my of my loneliness. I am afraid to open my eyes then, becouse I know nobody is laying next to me... :-( |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 6,2008 12:08pm - RichHorror ""] Hey, Eurofags you can dance around and sing your oompla loompa songs and call it "culture", but 364 days out of the year you listen to OUR music, eat OUR Food, and watch OUR movies. There's a reason why English is the universal language and why all pilots have to speak it -- because of America. As soon as we bailed you out of WW2 we took our place as the supreme country. So keep on doing what you are doing and we will try to make you feel like you're important. |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 6,2008 12:09pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] girl u must be an NES cartridge because i will blow on your slot until you start functioning |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 6,2008 12:15pm - RichHorror ""] A PIG IS GOOD? A PIG IS GOOD? A PIG IS GOOD? A PIG IS GOOD? A PIG IS GOOD? A PIG IS GOOD? A PIG IS GOOD? A PIG IS GOOD? A PIG IS GOOD? A PIG IS GOOD? A PIG IS GOOD? A PIG IS GOOD? A PIG IS GOOD? A PIG IS GOOD? A PIG IS GOOD? A PIG IS GOOD? A PIG IS GOOD? A PIG IS GOOD? A PIG IS GOOD? A PIG IS GOOD? |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 6,2008 12:17pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Did I hear you right, did I hear you sayin' That you're gonna make a copy of a game without payin'? Come on, guys, I thought you knew better don't copy that floppy! [Don't don't don't don't...] (Wait a minute. Who are you, anyway? Yeah. And what are you doing on my computer?) I'm your MC Double Def DP That's the Disk Protector for you and the posse That's your artists, writers, designers and pro-grammers They pump up the images for games and gramma's that lets you learn, but also play The games you came here for today Now I know you love the game and that's alright to do Because the posse who make them, they love them too But if you start stealing, there's no more they can do (But I just wanted to make one copy!) You say 'I'll just make a copy, for me and a friend' Then he'll make one and she'll make one and where will it end? One leads to another then ten, then more, And no one buys anything from the store So no one gets paid and they can't make more The posse breaks up and they close the door Don't copy! Don't copy that floppy! So let me break this down for you D-D-Do-Do-Don't No Carmen Sandiego, no more Oregon Trail Tetris and the others, they're all gonna fail Not because we want it but because you're just takin' it Dis-res-pec-tin' all the folks who are ma-kin' it The more you take, the less there will be The disks become fewer, the games fall away The screen starts to tweak, and then it will fade Programs fall through a black hole in space The computer world becomes bleak and stark Loses its life and the screen goes dark [Welcome to the end of the computer age... mwahahahaha..] But I'm much too strong and you're much too smart To let that happen to your chances to explore Parts of the new age just behind the door of your minds You're the posse of the future and you hold in your brains what's never thought before And in time, you'll see just so much more That's why I'm here and that's what I'm fighting for Don't copy! Don't copy that floppy! Now let me introduce you, to some of the teams That will explain a little more about what I mean! [D-D-Do-Do-Don't...Don't copy that floppy!] You see, on these disks we have frozen in time The creativity of someone's mind Do you think, that because, with a flick of a key You can copy that game, that the work is free This creativity, we protect it by law We value so highly, what the mind's eye saw Don't copy! Don't copy that floppy! [D-D-Do-Do-Don't...Don't copy.. Don't copy that floppy!] To do the right thing, it's really simple for you The copyright law, it will tell you what to do Buy one, for every computer you use Anything else is like going to the store Taking the disk, and walking out the door It's called thiefin', stealin', taking what's not yours Is that really where you want your life to go? Think about it, I don't think so. Don't copy! Don't copy that floppy! Now you see a game you like and you really want to try it Don't copy that floppy, just go to the store and buy it Think of it this way, okay? When you're buy a disk, you're sayin' to the team You respect what you do and what you're workin' for We'll keep up our support so you can make up some more We'll do the right thing and the future will be clear There will be new programs here at the end Don't copy! Don't copy that floppy! Now you know how the games and the programs are made And what you do to make sure that they're not gonna fade The bottom line is it's all up to you There's nothing more that I can do The goals in your court, dribble, shoot, or pass I'm sure you'll make your decision with class [Don't copy that floppy] See ya, I'm outta here. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 6,2008 12:19pm - RichHorror ""] Take my love, take my land Take me where I cannot stand I don't care, I'm still free You can't take the sky from me Take me out to the black Tell them I ain't comin' back Burn the land and boil the sea |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 6,2008 12:22pm - SkinSandwich ""] I am going to take a tour of the south and sniff roller coaster seats |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 6,2008 12:24pm - RichHorror ""] SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 6,2008 12:28pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War. It is based on a program called "xenix", which was written by Microsoft for the US government. These programs are used by hackers to break into other people's computer systems to steal credit card numbers. They may also be used to break into people's stereos to steal their music, using the 'mp3' program. Torovoltos is a notorious hacker, responsible for writing many hacker programs, such as 'telnet', which is used by hackers to connect to machines on the internet without using a telephone. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 6,2008 12:30pm - RichHorror ""] I'm David, I have a big penis and my interests are buttsex and vaginas. |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 6,2008 12:32pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] girl you must be real networks because i cannot get at your media without installing this ridiculous software |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 6,2008 12:34pm - RichHorror ""] This damned thing won't shut up and leave me alone. Keeps asking all sorts of retarded questions. "What's that? Oooh, what's that? Do you smell something burning? Hey, that thing has numbers on it." It's just sitting there, on the floor, staring up at me, going on and on and on. I'd put on my headphones to try and ignore it, which was working pretty well, until I thought I heard it say "Nigger." I lifted my headphones, spun in my chair, and said "What the hell did you just say?!" (It was annoying as hell but it hadn't said anything nasty up until then). It twitched a little, and then asked, "Why do spics hate niggers?" Well, I didn't know what to say. I'm assuming it tapped into my wireless internet and found out that Hillary beat Obama a couple days ago in the primaries, and also read why people think that happened. But as to the specific question, I don't know. As a brown-haired, blue-eyed white boy, I have no idea what, if anything, Hispanics have against African-Americans. But this god damned thing won't shut up about it and I'm scared to death the black people next door are going to hear it and call the cops or sue me or something. Also, never buy crap at a research lab fire sale, no matter how cool you think it'll look sitting on your desk. |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 6,2008 12:42pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] While many parents are digging deep and forgoing luxuries in order to buy their children the newest videogame console, I've decided to build my own interactive entertainment device for my children. It's a desk with a copy of the holy bible on it. I call it the "Praystation 3" |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 6,2008 12:45pm - RichHorror ""] For years, it has taunted me. I fucking hate him and WANT HIM TO DIE. I can still hear it in the back of my head. "I DON'T WANT BOOSTER I WANT TURBOMAN!!!" "WE HATE YOU BOOSTER!" |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 6,2008 12:50pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Turn ons include: Star trek TNG slasher fanfics (_NO_ rikker) and fabricating an intricate web of self delusion. Turn offs include the word "Kawaii" and the rancid smell of my own festering ass-crack. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 6,2008 12:51pm - RichHorror ""] Strange as it may seem, glass is a liquid. How can this be? It is surely a brittle transparent solid? But no, as surely as a dolphin is not a fish, glass is not solid but liquid. To understand this, it's important to see that liquids aren't all the same as each other. (But hang on a bit, this can't be right, can it? Note: Please read the whole page before passing comment on this!) Water, the obvious typical liquid which others are compared against, isn't the same as liquid nitrogen or liquid metal mercury. More notably in the strange business about glass, syrup and treacle are notably different to water. It's much more difficult to stir treacle. This property of being difficult to stir is known scientifically as Viscosity. Some liquids have a very high viscosity and flow so slowly that by the time a can of liquid falls over there is time to pick it up before it spills! The ultimate example of a high viscosity liquid is glass. The viscosity of glass is so high that even though it's a liquid it looks like a solid. But if you could see glass from the comfy seat of a time machine, you'd see glass flow like syrup. If this seems too strange to be true, take a look at reflections in window panes and glass on framed paintings that are very old. Glass that's a hundred years old is rippled. Two hundred year old glass has a distinctively undulating surface. You can use this knowledge to tell how old some antiques are, and how old the glass in the windows are on some buildings. Taken to its extreme, if you had a large cup made of stone which could be left undisturbed, if you put pieces of smashed glass into the cup and left it there, if you could come back in a million years, you'd find the glass had flowed and taken a form like ice frozen from liquid water. |