best lie you've ever told[views:8099][posts:53]__________________________________ [Mar 11,2004 2:38am - succubus ""] what is it? |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 11,2004 2:48am - swamplorddvm ""] That I was bad in the sack. Hahahahahahahahah |
| __________________________________ [Mar 11,2004 2:49am - succubus ""] hahahahaha |
| __________________________________ [Mar 11,2004 2:50am - Kalopsia ""] hmm.............. this is a toughy. what good lies have i told? fuck my mind went completely blank |
| __________________________________ [Mar 11,2004 2:50am - Kalopsia ""] what about your best lie succubus? |
| __________________________________ [Mar 11,2004 2:54am - succubus ""] i'm thinknig guys...i'm thinking i thought of the question...now i need to figure out my answer... |
| __________________________________ [Mar 11,2004 5:54am - v1olenc3 ""] i can't think of the best lie i've been said, but the best lie i've been told is: "no i swear i'm not doing anything with devon" What a fucking cunt liar bitch! |
| ________________________________ [Mar 11,2004 6:40am - retzam ""] I did not have sexual relationships with that women. But seriously, I guess the word "no" has gotten me out of a LOT of jams. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 11,2004 7:51am - the_reverend ""] "I love you" |
| __________________________________ [Mar 11,2004 8:34am - succubus ""] hahahahahahaa to the last one and v1olenc3, that sounds like the shittiest lie... |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 11,2004 9:00am - RustedAngel ""] v1olenc3 said:i can't think of the best lie i've been said, but the best lie i've been told is: "no i swear i'm not doing anything with devon" What a fucking cunt liar bitch! she's always been a total attention whore. I hated that slut the first time she screwed around with another dude, but I tried to deal with her if I had too for you. Something about my friends she can't resist. maybe she didn't bang howard from blood has been shed, but it's probably because his wang is too huge and she realized he'd split her vagina in half, so she gave him a BJ with her big mouth instead. :pukeface:her |
| __________________________________ [Mar 11,2004 9:24am - succubus ""] wrong Tom, everyone knows that oral sex isn't cheating! isn't that what the ex-president said? :spineyes: |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 11,2004 9:41am - subjugate ""] i like you band you guys are awsome |
| ________________________________ [Mar 11,2004 9:41am - Abbath ""] ya the BETTER president |
| __________________________________ [Mar 11,2004 9:57am - Falcifer ""] My parents still think I go to church even though I haven't lived under their roof in something like 10 years. |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 11,2004 10:07am - Josh_hates_you ""] i think my teachers told me ALOT of lies growing up in those days. everyone should read the book "lies my teacher told me" |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 11,2004 11:53am - Kalopsia ""] succubus said:wrong Tom, everyone knows that oral sex isn't cheating! isn't that what the ex-president said? :spineyes: no he said he did not have sex with her, and then there was a debate on whether or not oral sex is adultery. |
| ________________________________ [Mar 11,2004 1:13pm - Abbath ""] i think one of my biggest lies was a few weeks ago when both my parents went up to my room sat down and began asking me questions like "Do you believe in Jesus?" and "Do you worship Satan" it was the most retarded thing they've ever done, but i didn't wanted to tell them that i think the whole christian belief system is insane, so i just gave them the anwsers they wanted to hear |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 11,2004 2:39pm - swamplorddvm ""] "Dont worry babe, I swear I dont have AIDS." |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 11,2004 3:04pm - MyDeadDoll ""] ew swamplord. i've been thinking about this, and i can't come up with anything that good. i'll have sit on it some more. i'm sure i'll come up with something later. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 11,2004 3:53pm - JellyFish ""] hmmmm. I was about to perform orally on this girl i was friends with. When i got my first taste, it was the most rotten, horrible taste you could imagine. I felt sick and ran out of the room, dry heaving. After going to the bathroom an gurggling some mouth wash, i returned, somewhat embarassed to her room. When she asked what happened, I felt dumb founded, and the only lie that popped in my head was 'i had to take a quick shit, but i have to go now.' That lie, and those words, will forever make me happy. |
| ________________________________ [Mar 11,2004 3:58pm - Abbath ""] :bow: AWESOME jelly just awesome |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 11,2004 3:59pm - swamplorddvm ""] HAHAHA i never get sick tired of that one. |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 11,2004 4:11pm - TheGreatSpaldino ""] wow... that was um... not a great lie? for anyone to have believed that... they would have to be the most mentally inept person in the world. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 11,2004 4:14pm - swamplorddvm ""] OK |
| ________________________________ [Mar 11,2004 4:53pm - xericx ""] the best lie i ever told was that i didn't have aids! |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 11,2004 4:55pm - XsPaLdInOx ""] LOLOLOLZOLZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !1 ROFFELMAYO!!!!!1111111 WOWOWOW!!!!111111111 u ShEr Shwo3ed Th24 T GEYE!!!1111 LOLOL FORMALSLALU!!!!!11111 |
| _______________________________ [Mar 11,2004 5:27pm - Devin ""] I told my mom when she asked that I've never looked at porn. It was cool for awhile, but then when she discovered that I look at it quite frequently, she took away all my metal CDs... 8^( FUCK |
| _______________________________ [Mar 11,2004 5:27pm - Devin ""] I wonder when I'll get them back... |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 11,2004 5:35pm - MyDeadDoll ""] the lesson here? don't lie about porn? |
| _______________________________ [Mar 11,2004 5:43pm - Devin ""] No, I guess... uh... don't look at porn. At least, that's the way I'll have to live if I ever want my CDs back. I guess that'll be a good thing, though. |
| ________________________________ [Mar 11,2004 6:12pm - retzam ""] JellyFish said:hmmmm. I was about to perform orally on this girl i was friends with. When i got my first taste, it was the most rotten, horrible taste you could imagine. I felt sick and ran out of the room, dry heaving. After going to the bathroom an gurggling some mouth wash, i returned, somewhat embarassed to her room. When she asked what happened, I felt dumb founded, and the only lie that popped in my head was 'i had to take a quick shit, but i have to go now.' That lie, and those words, will forever make me happy. Hahahahaha! That's hilarious! |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 11,2004 6:19pm - subjugate ""] i won't in your face it was the dog i swear |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 11,2004 6:35pm - JellyFish ""] TheGreatSpaldino said:wow... that was um... not a great lie? for anyone to have believed that... they would have to be the most mentally inept person in the world. Well, she wasnt exactly the smartest chick I ever met, and to be honest Im not sure if she believed me. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 11,2004 8:32pm - the_reverend ""] someone's trying to tel me something cause i got this spam today: AMERICAN WOMEN THE ABSOLUTE LIE Written by MAJ A book you'll never put down. THIS WAS SENT TO ME AND I FIGURED YOU COULD USE A WAKE UP CALL. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 11,2004 8:33pm - the_reverend ""] "it's not you, it's me." |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 11,2004 8:34pm - Josiah_the_Black ""] "hey that's in my ass" "no it's not" |
| __________________________________ [Mar 11,2004 8:34pm - succubus ""] ummm i had nothing to do with the spam and it's a good thing yer gf is not american then :spineyes: |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 11,2004 8:37pm - swamplorddvm ""] "we'll always be friends, right?" |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 11,2004 8:41pm - the_reverend ""] "wow, youre tight" |
| __________________________________ [Mar 11,2004 8:44pm - succubus ""] ok these one liner jokes are getting dry and it's turning into a joke thread you're supposed to say the BEST lie you've told... |
| __________________________________ [Mar 11,2004 8:47pm - succubus ""] "oh wow...it's the biggest c*ck i've ever seen" |
| __________________________________ [Mar 11,2004 8:48pm - succubus ""] see how lame these are? i'm talking about real lie..and a GOOD one |
| ________________________________ [Mar 11,2004 8:55pm - retzam ""] "This thread is good" |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 11,2004 8:57pm - swamplorddvm ""] Cant think of any cause I almost never lie, and thats the truth.... i'll think of some eventualy. |
| __________________________________ [Mar 11,2004 8:58pm - succubus ""] hahahahahaha yeah yeah it sucks but it's because it turned into one liner jokes |
| ________________________________ [Mar 11,2004 8:58pm - retzam ""] "I thought it was oregeno" |
| ________________________________ [Mar 11,2004 8:59pm - retzam ""] "I really said that last one once" |
| ________________________________ [Mar 11,2004 9:08pm - putain ""] that was the best ive ever had |
| ________________________________ [Mar 11,2004 9:11pm - retzam ""] "Was it good for you too?" "I've had better." "Ah, I'm such a shit!!" "And then, tonight, we'll rub some oil on it, and wrap a big rubber band around it!! It'll be great!! Great gift Dad!!" "Thanks son!" Ah man that is such an awesome movie. |