worst band names[views:8432][posts:54]_______________________________ [Nov 26,2004 1:45pm - dan. ""] for.her.i.can.be.a.hero (my vote for worst band name of all time) planes mistaken for stars gutter poet bravo fucking bravo lullacry go: |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 26,2004 1:51pm - __THeMoor__ ""] 13 winters six the early november the get up kids Q |
| ______________________________________________ [Nov 26,2004 1:57pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] There Were Wires Seth From A Second Story Window any name that is a stupid pun or misspelled Porno Theatre Ushers The Stills The Music Yeah Yeah Yeahs |
| ________________________________ [Nov 26,2004 2:01pm - retzam ""] I think 3 Inches Of Blood is a pretty stupid name, but their music is good. |
| _______________________________________________ [Nov 26,2004 2:09pm - dneirflrigruoydeliani ""] the monkeys |
| __________________________________ [Nov 26,2004 2:23pm - Kalopsia ""] The White Stripes The Vines Candy Striper Death Orgy Shaniqua and the Skullfuckers The Midget who stole God's map of the Universe 50 cent hell, most rappers' names any punk/emo band with a day of the week in their name (i.e. Thursday, Taking back Sunday) Hoobastank |
| __________________________________ [Nov 26,2004 2:28pm - Niccolai ""] across five aprils, rufio, kids like us, comeback kid, love is red, practically any punk/emo name .... I kindof like from a second story window though. |
| ________________________________ [Nov 26,2004 2:33pm - retzam ""] I completely disagree Kalopsia. I think The Midget Who Stole God's Map Of The Universe is quite possibly one of the finest band names ever. |
| _______________________________ [Nov 26,2004 2:34pm - eddie ""] girth seconds to late dope never look back Q butcher abc gigantic brain caution |
| __________________________________ [Nov 26,2004 2:37pm - Kalopsia ""] retzam said:I completely disagree Kalopsia. I think The Midget Who Stole God's Map Of The Universe is quite possibly one of the finest band names ever. yea and there's a crackpipe right next to you... soo..................................... |
| ____________________________________________ [Nov 26,2004 2:58pm - Todd(bombshelter) ""] eddie said:butcher abc Ok,the band name is kinda dumb,but they are a great band |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 26,2004 3:06pm - dreadkill ""] when hope dies, if hope dies, everytime i die, as i lay dying, it dies today, insert adverb and form of the word die here |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 26,2004 3:09pm - the_reverend ""] hand-choke-neck ahahaha, I was the first one to type it! |
| ________________________________ [Nov 26,2004 3:14pm - retzam ""] Kalopsia said:retzam said:I completely disagree Kalopsia. I think The Midget Who Stole God's Map Of The Universe is quite possibly one of the finest band names ever. yea and there's a crackpipe right next to you... soo..................................... Have you been spying on me?? |
| ____________________________________________ [Nov 26,2004 3:15pm - Todd(bombshelter) ""] the_reverend said:hand-choke-neck ahahaha, I was the first one to type it! Jesse is my neighbor,and is a big muthafucker....Need I say more?? |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 26,2004 3:16pm - the_reverend ""] um... that was carina typing on my computer. |
| _______________________________________________ [Nov 26,2004 3:19pm - dneirflrigruoydeliani ""] hand choke neck is pretty bad but no worse then 5 Minutes Hate |
| __________________________________ [Nov 26,2004 3:20pm - succubus ""] heyyyy no it wasn't! |
| ________________________________ [Nov 26,2004 3:25pm - Hooker ""] click my profile and see the band link. |
| _______________________________ [Nov 26,2004 3:50pm - dan. ""] oh man...dead dead death "we were making fun of hot hot heat!" GAY |
| _____________________________________________ [Nov 26,2004 3:51pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] dreadkill said:when hope dies, if hope dies, everytime i die, as i lay dying, it dies today, insert adverb and form of the word die here don't for get as hope dies, and as friends rust. worst band name EVER: i killed the prom queen |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 26,2004 3:54pm - Dave Maggot ""] upon crimson wings |
| ________________________________ [Nov 26,2004 3:56pm - Hooker ""] I think cream abdul babar is the worst. Either that or Stretch Armstrong |
| __________________________________ [Nov 26,2004 3:56pm - powerkok ""] hey, hey....Hand choke neck is only stupid if you dont get it! |
| __________________________________________ [Nov 26,2004 3:57pm - largefreakatzero ""] Life at Zero |
| _______________________________ [Nov 26,2004 3:59pm - dan. ""] i dont get what raising kubrick is sposed to mean |
| __________________________________ [Nov 26,2004 4:01pm - powerkok ""] Life at zero is a cool name, and makes sense! Raising Kubrick, I think means that they had a little Kubrick and are raising it. |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 26,2004 4:02pm - Robdeadskin ""] kubrick is dead..they want to raise him from the dead with thier metal..man! |
| ________________________________ [Nov 26,2004 4:04pm - Hooker ""] I heard they were originally called Raising Penny Marshall but her movies aren't very "core" if you will. |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 26,2004 4:04pm - anonymous ""] slayer |
| _______________________________ [Nov 26,2004 4:04pm - dan. ""] kannibal kubrick korpse |
| _______________________________ [Nov 26,2004 7:35pm - kate_ ""] twiztid, demon slayer, cannibal corpse, fear factory, the blood brothers, ...and you will know us by the trail of dead (i think), the number twelve looks like you...shit i don't know. I like the blood brothers and #12, but meh. |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 26,2004 7:59pm - __THeMoor__ ""] Kalopsia said:The White Stripes The Midget who stole God's map of the Universe holy shit! theres a band with that name?!? time bandits anyone? if you havent seen it, see it. pure genius. i give any band super credit for anything giving a nod to time bandits speaking of nods, 5 minutes of hate=1984? or was it called something else? |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 26,2004 8:50pm - dirteecrayon ""] hoobastank sum 41 mastamindz [or however you spell it] dog fashion disco nashville pussy |
| ________________________________________________ [Nov 26,2004 10:03pm - dneirflrigruoydeliani ""] __THeMoor__ said:Kalopsia said:The White Stripes The Midget who stole God's map of the Universe holy shit! theres a band with that name?!? time bandits anyone? if you havent seen it, see it. pure genius. i give any band super credit for anything giving a nod to time bandits speaking of nods, 5 minutes of hate=1984? or was it called something els well the bands name was "5 minutes hate" no "of" It is taken from 1984. The original name wa going to be 2 minutes hate as direct quote from the book, but a hardcore band on Thorp Records had the name already. The name of the band was before I was in it. So dont blame me for the misquote of the book :bartmoon::tightiewhities: |
| _____________________________________________ [Nov 26,2004 10:07pm - Todd(bombshelter) ""] RED RIGHT HAND( Tim K. is cool as hell but the names gotta go)..oh yea ,Don't get me started on how gay the name "Screaming Ferret Wreckords" is. |
| __________________________________________ [Nov 29,2004 3:44pm - Leftover Turkey ""] The guy from 13 Winters stole your topic.. http://p214.ezboard.com/f13wintersfrm9.showMessage?topicID=88.topic |
| _______________________________ [Nov 29,2004 3:46pm - dan. ""] weird...this is such an obscure topic... |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 29,2004 3:52pm - Christraper ""] Danger Danger Britney Foxx For Her I Can Be Abusive Every Single Dying Heart every single emo name 13 Winters I could keep going but its giving me a headache. I do like The Midget Who Stole Gods Map Of The World though. Never heard them but thats a great name. |
| _______________________________ [Nov 29,2004 3:54pm - dan. ""] ehhng wrong. britney fox is awesome in every way. |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 29,2004 3:54pm - Christraper ""] wow dude. |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 29,2004 3:56pm - kyledoes ""] hand choke neck further seems forever thursday over the top eighteen visions hatebreed crowbar zealot diasterpiece |
| ______________________________ [Nov 29,2004 4:16pm - CNV ""] dneirflrigruoydeliani said:hand choke neck is pretty bad but no worse then 5 Minutes Hate 5 minutes Hate...Isn't that in the book 1984 by George Orwell? |
| _________________________________________ [Nov 29,2004 4:32pm - attendmyrequiem ""] everyone posted stupid ones. bathtub shitter the black curse of the golden vampire paracoccidiodomicosisprotitissarcomucosis (only because i can't fucking say it) eX-Girl The Hurt Process A Javelin Reign squash bowels mincing fury and guttural clamour of queer decay mortuary hacking session nunwhore commando 666 papercut homocide sofa king killer |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 29,2004 4:38pm - the_reverend ""] yeah, but curse of the golden vampire is sooooooo noisey! |
| _________________________________________ [Nov 29,2004 4:50pm - attendmyrequiem ""] feed us fetus is pretty damn awful too. i thought they were a joke band, which would make it a good name. |
| __________________________________ [Nov 29,2004 7:13pm - powerkok ""] there has to be a band named CUNT, if theres not, Im making one. |
| _______________________________ [Nov 29,2004 7:53pm - eddie ""] powerkok said:there has to be a band named CUNT, if theres not, Im making one. Not if i do first! |
| ________________________________________ [Nov 29,2004 10:57pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] Shaniqua and the Skull Fuckers has to be the worst name I've ever heard, it's a complete failure at making a humorous name, which obviously denotes a lack of creativity among the band members, which means I can make judgements on their music without even hearing it. Other bad names are: In Dire Need, the Automata, Back of the Neck, terminally your aborted ghost, life in seconds, feed us fetus, death before dishonor, since the flood, Upon Crimson Wings, two dead sluts one good fuck, and pantera. |
| _______________________________________ [Nov 29,2004 11:27pm - bringbacknh ""] Vertical Horizons is pretty fagtastic. Any 'Three-name-band'...getting R-e-A-l OLD!!! Perfect Circle is lame. Velvet Revolver is also very queerorific. Oh...the band 'To Be Announced' is fuking cockmastic too. How the hell are you ever going to know when and where they are really playing? Bad move guys. Bad Company is another ballicka failure! |
| ________________________________ [Nov 29,2004 11:33pm - eddie ""] bringbacknh said:Vertical Horizons is pretty fagtastic. Any 'Three-name-band'...getting R-e-A-l OLD!!! Perfect Circle is lame. Velvet Revolver is also very queerorific. Oh...the band 'To Be Announced' is fuking cockmastic too. How the hell are you ever going to know when and where they are really playing? Bad move guys. Bad Company is another ballicka failure! guns and roses/velvet revolver i thought it was clever. |
| _______________________________________ [Nov 29,2004 11:47pm - bringbacknh ""] Stoned Pistol may have worked better, or bazooka bouquet, :D |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 29,2004 11:52pm - Kalopsia ""] powerkok said:there has to be a band named CUNT, if theres not, Im making one. well there's Anal Cunt. close enough |
| ___________________________________________ [Nov 30,2004 12:43am - intricateprocess ""] ratt euorpe audioslave bury your dead |
| _______________________________________ [Nov 30,2004 12:52am - dirteecrayon ""] i just get frustrated with the band names that are hard to pronounce |