Nothing makes me laugh more....[views:126150][posts:557]____________________________________________________ [Apr 9,2007 11:32am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I just had to copy the whole "Leeroy thing xmikex was doing. That shit was brilliant. My assumed identity: [img] "Ghetto Freshness" http://www.myspace.com/GhettoFreshness Victim name: SPRING BREAK BOUT TO BE THE BIZZ (1 MO DAY MESHA) Profile: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...0b6a1c6-37f5-4d85-be53-0e3e2339309b Photo: [img] [img] Her message to me: who is this [img] My response: Lakendra gurl, u talk to leeroy lately? [img] Her: u got the wrong person i dont know a leeroy [img] Me: gurl, u stragith up trippin. LEEROY... ya know? small boo? [img] Her: no u trippin i live in pomona i dont know him u got the wrong person [img] Me: So how's Leeroy doin. Tell him Im still doin fine an shyt [img] Her: how can i tell somebody that if i dont know him [img] Me: iS LEEROY TREATIN U GOOD? TELL HIM BOUT DA ICECREAM CHAIR... HE'LL KNOW WUT I MEAN LOLz [img] Her: ARE U NOT COMPRHENDIN I DONT GO WIT NO FUCKIN LEEROY [img] Me: LET ME NO WEN U 2 ARE GOIN OUT 2 DA CLUB SOME TIME. I'LL HAV 2 TAG ALONG HOLLA [img] Her: whatever i dont know u or no mothafuckin leeroy so bick back [img] Me: so wut u been up 2 lately? [img] Her: bye [img] Me: why wont u tellz me how u doin? [img] Her: i dont know u i told u u got the wrong person [img] Me: I jus wanna meet some new friends n shyt. What u like 2 do for fuN? Im into music, movies, readin magazines myself. Lakendra [img] Her: then y u didnt say that from the jump start [img] Me: sorry gurl. so wut u up 2? [img] Her: nothin at the house posted [img] Me: werd gurl. U tawk 2 Leeroy at all lately? [img] Her: WHO DA FUCK IS LEEROY I TOLD U I AINT WHO U THINK I AM DAMN WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WIT U GIRL |
| __________________________________ [Apr 9,2007 11:43am - powerkok ""] HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHA INTERNET FUCKING GOLD. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Apr 9,2007 11:45am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] My assumed identity: [img] "Ghetto Freshness" http://www.myspace.com/GhettoFreshness Victim name: J-ROC Profile: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...ca80cc1-d75d-416a-a8e0-d93f41f24518 Photo: [img] [img] His message to me: wat it do lil momma [img] My response: chundermonkeys, dawg [img] Him: say wat wats dat [img] Me: snibsnib snazzle ya hear? [img] Him: wat talk english [img] Me: I don't believe the word "wat" shows up in the English dictionary. [img] Him: my bad so whats good [img] Me: girlscout tuba slammas over a rainbow of salt vacuums ya hurr? |
| ____________________________________________________ [Apr 9,2007 11:56am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] My assumed identity: [img] "Ghetto Freshness" http://www.myspace.com/GhettoFreshness Victim name: ITS ME BITCHES Profile: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...a2bd91e-e09c-417b-a687-1a9df28ad3e4 Photo: [img] [img] His message to me: thx 4 da add [img] My response: SALL GOOD WHITEBOI [img] Him: so wat u doin 2day [img] Me: I GOTTA RUN DOWN 2 DA VD CLINIC LATA AN GET SUM SHYT CHECKED OUT NAWMEEN? [img] Him: yea so wats ur name [img] Me: Lakendra. How bout u? [img] Him: jamaal [img] Me: hahahahahahahaah no shit? [img] Him: wat u doin 2nite [img] Me: touchin mah dangerzone, thinkin bout chu. howbout u? [img] Him: thinkin about u (I got bored with this one and never responded back.) |
| ____________________________________________________ [Apr 9,2007 12:08pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] My assumed identity: [img] "Ghetto Freshness" http://www.myspace.com/GhettoFreshness Victim name: im d@ ill3st l@dy 2 3v3r cum @bout~LEOs stand up~ Profile: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...=user.viewprofile&friendid=93238501 Photo: [img] [img] Her message to me: who is dis and y did u have all ma shit all ovea ur page? [img] My response: Y U STEALIN MAH PROFILEZ N SHYT, BITCH! IMMA BOUT 2 STEP IN HURRR [img] Her: den step ta it bitch [img] Me: U DONT WANT NONEZ OF DA SHYT I CANS BRING SO DONT EVEN TRY 2 STEP IT GET MY PICZ OFF YA PAGE YA TRICKAZZ SHOE LEMON |
| ________________________________________ [Apr 9,2007 12:12pm - Granny_Monster ""] SHOE LEMON! I was wondering when someone was going to notice you copied their entire profile! |
| ____________________________________________________ [Apr 9,2007 12:17pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] The holladaddy guy noticed to. I'm in the middle of that conversation though. I'll have to post it when there's some more dialog going there. |
| ______________________________ [Apr 9,2007 12:34pm - Mess ""] this is the best shit on the netz. hahaha. the "sall good white boi" was fucking priceless. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Apr 9,2007 12:40pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I kept doing that to people. One guy got so fucking pissed that I kept calling him whiteboi. |
| ______________________________ [Apr 9,2007 12:43pm - Mess ""] hahahaha! |
| ___________________________________________________ [Apr 9,2007 3:42pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I'll be constructing a new html page later. |
| __________________________________ [Apr 9,2007 4:49pm - dreadkill ""] this just gets better. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Apr 10,2007 9:30am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I'm going to change my entire holladaddy profile soon as someone else and start talking to some of these same people again. First up is that cybersex girl. Then KayKay. |
| __________________________________________ [Apr 10,2007 10:11am - babyshaker nli ""] i love how if you throw somthing bad in with enough jive they don't even notice you said it |
| _____________________________________________________ [Apr 10,2007 10:18am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] haha exactly. That's what I've been doing all along. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Apr 10,2007 4:50pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] html page updated: http://dismal.ath.cx:8099/yo/ |
| _______________________________ [Apr 13,2007 10:36am - Mess ""] [img] |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 13,2007 11:29pm - xanonymousx ""] oh so i see theres a new girl in the mixxxxxxxx |
| ______________________________ [Apr 14,2007 8:22am - Mess ""] i see what you did there |
| _________________________________ [Apr 14,2007 9:35pm - bahaha ""] http://www.myspace.com/dgafn9ne someone should take this kid down a peg or two |
| _____________________________________________________ [Apr 14,2007 11:40pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] oh my god.. what a fucking retard. I'm handling this one. |
| __________________________________________ [Apr 15,2007 1:12am - DaveFromTheGrave ""] Ok, this retarded queer is asking for it. In fact, he's demanding it. http://www.myspace.com/niggaromanticstyle |
| _____________________________________________________ [Apr 15,2007 11:21am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Why does every "gangsta" own one of these jackets? [img] It looks like the type of thing a parent would buy for a toddler, only bigger. |
| ________________________________________ [Apr 15,2007 1:13pm - DomesticTerror ""] is that wily mo pena?^^^ |
| ____________________________________________ [Apr 15,2007 2:15pm - TheFilthyFrenchman ""] www.myspace.com/puna20 this is a potential gold mine |
| ___________________________________________ [Apr 15,2007 2:22pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] best. thread. ever. |
| ______________________________ [Apr 16,2007 9:31am - Mess ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 16,2007 11:46am - anonymous ""] bahaha said:http://www.myspace.com/dgafn9ne someone should take this kid down a peg or two what a fag i bet he'd never even seen a gun with a live clip in it |
| __________________________________________ [Apr 16,2007 11:48am - babyshaker nli ""] bahaha said:http://www.myspace.com/dgafn9ne someone should take this kid down a peg or two someone please fuck with this kid and post it i hate these fucking kids he's never fucking killed anyone |
| ______________________________ [Apr 17,2007 9:56am - Mess ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________________________ [Apr 21,2007 12:50am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] haahaha, I just now realized that xmikex left me this comment: "Thug Life Mr. C THUG-LIFE" |
| ________________________________ [Apr 21,2007 1:33pm - NIGGER ""] Why don't you honkies go join the Klan aready, cracker? I ain't never seen so much RACISM in my life as in this thread. I have got a white woman and she sees that there's a PERSON inside this dark skin, not just a NIGGER. |
| ________________________________ [Apr 24,2007 3:55pm - xmikex ""] I checked the PQwan account for the first time in like 2 weeks and somehow got myself involved in a rap battle. I'll post it when it's ready. Oh, and that other kid is convinced I'm a cop. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Apr 24,2007 4:16pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] haha. I gotta log onto mine soon too. I had some hilarious shit going but then just got bored and stopped checking it. |
| ________________________________ [Apr 24,2007 7:58pm - NIGGER ""] Tonight at 10: Well-off white kids mock the ghetto life, with total insensitivity. Lone black man seeks to even the score with a .44! |
| ____________________________________________________ [Apr 24,2007 8:30pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Bring it! |
| __________________________________ [Apr 25,2007 2:03am - powerkok ""] Blacks dont own .44's, they own 25's. |
| ________________________________ [Apr 25,2007 8:08am - xmikex ""] they own 45's [img] |
| ________________________________ [Apr 25,2007 2:37pm - xmikex ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:Mike, you have to message that guy as P-Qwan and tell him that you're a cop. [img] Here we go.... ME yo dawg, rememba me? wuts poppin? Him y did u ask if i remembered u or not? Me i wuz just seein wut yaLl wuz up to yo. u seemed liK a down azz nicca. holla at me. tell me wuz up yall. Him i had to hav sent u that message ova a month ago, maybe even 2 and now out of nowhere u decide im cool people. i bet you cant even tell me wat i said. can u? Me man wuts yo deal son? yall axed me about da video in my profile n shit. damn yo im new ta dis myspacez shiit an u da firss nicca ta messge me dat ain sum skankazz guzzla. yall wanNa rap wit me or u gunna keep trippIn? Him i dont think i do. but if u are not what i think u r then im sorry but i cant talk to u. Me i knew u wuz a cop or somethin. busta azz narc. Him oh dont get it twisted im not the cop u r. Me u bitchazz biscuithead. i ainz no cop. if i wuz a cop it be illegul fo me 2 say iz not a cop. an i AINZ NO COP. u jus a punkazz NARC bustah. Him okay wateva. but i kno the truth. Me yo say wuz up to ya boyz Fredrickson an Doyle. u fuggin 5-0 bitchazz snitch. imma tell everybady bout dat cr00oked azz shit yaLl be doin. teLl ya homie Doyle I no he be poppin hookers downtown. u juNior bacoN buRger snitchazz. Him i really dont wat ur talkin about. Me wut U gunna do sucka. u gonna arrest me or sick that Green Mile lookin bitch on me? who dat, yo new partner? u think u hard now cuz you got one of da aMerican glAdiatorz on yo back now? i don play dat shit. Him im not cop! Me U not cop? yo dey couldnt even teacH yo azz to talk right at tha police academy huh officer? dis iz sum straight up enTrapment shitt. wuteva yalL think u got on me aiNt never gonna stand up in no court. Imma tell my lawyer bout dis. an stoP touchin yo selF when u looKin at dudez Him #1 u kno wat i meant, #2 im not a cop, #3 im not tryin to take u to court #4 wat do u mean stop touchin myself when i look at dudes and #4 if ur not a cop why is a cop on ur tops? Me fuck yallz, I failEd math clazz. i don need no numbers. u da biGgest cop I ever sEen. I no u be messagin dudes an taLkin bouT ruBbin dickz. busta. and im thug life fool. my top 8 aint gots ta make no damn sense. Him wateva. get it together. ur a cop, i caught u, now just fess up like a man and move on with ur life. Me i aint no cop. i'm a real azz black man white bitch smackin cop killa. yous just a fuggin slave foo. a sucka azz tool to tha white power base. yaLl prolly aintz even black. yall don eveN no wut collard greenz is. yall culdnt even have a louD conversation iN a moviE theAter if u wanted to. yaLl proBably put yo garBage in a garbage can, an driNk apPle juice instead of KoolAid. Gaddamn b, i thinK im gunnA be siCk. fakeazz guzzla. Him wat can i do to prove im not a cop? Me hang onto a gun fo me. itz gut some prints on it I don't need no cops ta see. feel me? Him um how about somethin not so scary? Me nigga please. maybe I shuld ask yo girlfriend if she wanna be down. she look like could handle her shit. not like u puzzy azz junior bacon bustah. u down or wut? Him no im not down. im not doin anything illegal or anthing against my morals for any1. Me You are the single dumbest kid on myspace. Anyone ever told you you've got a real bright future in astro physics? You're a regular Neils Bohr. You're under arrest for being a dummy. Handcuff yourself to the fridge and wait until someone comes to slap a dunce cap on your head. You're fired. Leave me alone kid. |
| ___________________________________________ [Apr 25,2007 2:42pm - PHLAWLESS STYLEZ ""] DID SOMEBODY SAY PHLAWLESS! WOOT! [img] |
| ____________________________________________________ [Apr 25,2007 4:26pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] aahahahahahaha that was fucking great. That kid is borderline retarded. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Apr 26,2007 1:27pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I just realized something. A lot of the conversations with these bitches are dead ends becuase they want to stop talking online and they want me to call them. Is there even such a thing as long distance charges on cell phones anymore? I just should call some of these bitches and record it. |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 26,2007 1:45pm - dreadkill ""] that would be hilarious |
| _____________________________________________________ [Apr 28,2007 10:36pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I'm logging into these accounts for the first time about a month. I forgot how hilarious some of these conversations I had going were. I'll have to post them. Also... if I didn't mention before.. somebody was talking to me on the girl's profile. Apparently she's flashing some specific gang sign in a lot of the pictures that I didn't notice before. I was asking questions and some guy was telling me all about the gang because he had friends in it and wanted to know who I knew in the gang. I'll have to find the conversation and post it. It wasn't all that hilarious, just interesting. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Apr 29,2007 12:00am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] jonnyc said:LONGEST THREAD EVER menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:This is only the 22nd longest thread. I guess now it's the 6th in terms of replies. |
| ____________________________________ [May 5,2007 9:37pm - xanonymousx ""] please tell me this is one of you guys.... http://www.myspace.com/youngfab232 i was browsing on some rappers myspace and found it. |
| ____________________________________ [May 5,2007 9:42pm - xanonymousx ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:I just realized something. A lot of the conversations with these bitches are dead ends becuase they want to stop talking online and they want me to call them. Is there even such a thing as long distance charges on cell phones anymore? I just should call some of these bitches and record it. if you have nights and weekends you should be all set. |
| ___________________________________ [May 6,2007 9:13am - handinjury ""] I just read this whole thread. MSD, if you drink, I will buy you a beer at the next show you atz yo. This thread should be a sticky. |
| ____________________________________________________ [May 7,2007 11:13am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] haha. You can buy me a chocolate milk! |
| __________________________________ [May 7,2007 1:19pm - dreadkill ""] in a dirty glass |