Nothing makes me laugh more....[views:126323][posts:557]___________________________________________________ [May 7,2007 2:00pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Of course. |
| __________________________________ [May 7,2007 3:28pm - ariavette ""] this has got to be the longest running first page thread in pitt history. |
| ___________________________________ [May 7,2007 3:38pm - handinjury ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:haha. You can buy me a chocolate milk! If the Bullpen has it! |
| _____________________________________ [May 17,2007 2:15pm - xanonymousx ""] this thread is still halrious. |
| ____________________________________________________ [May 17,2007 2:28pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I tried logging back in and getting this going again a few weeks ago but it didn't hold my interest anymore :( |
| ________________________________ [May 17,2007 2:30pm - Raycm ""] My DSL starting smoking when I tried to load to thread |
| ____________________________________________________ [May 17,2007 2:31pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] haha |
| __________________________________ [May 19,2007 3:38pm - Samantha ""] LMAO! This guy wants to be my friend. http://www.myspace.com/applesaucenigga |
| _____________________________________________________ [Jun 12,2007 10:38am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Remember KayKay? [img] I logged onto a different fake profile randomly to find something and I caught a bulletin she sent out to her friends list. This is what she wrote: Subject: BrOOk3 *N* SH!K@ R!P Body DO ANYBODI NO WEN DA FUNERAL IS? I MiSS u MaMIz AlReDi RIP Mi LiL HoNeYZ UR AlreDi MiSsd So MuCh! K@Y_K@Y I followed it up with this response: Are you talking about the funeral for your hilariously dead gang-banger impersonator friends or the funeral for your ability to write in grammatically correct sentences? I think the latter took place ten years ago when you started spreading your legs for crackheads who dress like rodeo clowns. Holla. She just blocked me. Very disappointing :( |
| _____________________________________________ [Jun 12,2007 12:11pm - Adolf Gefiltafish ""] BWHAHAHAHAH...never stop this thread...way too fuckin funny! |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 12,2007 2:40pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] I think I have some serious-ass profile creating to do. Let me see what I can come up with... |
| ________________________________ [Jun 12,2007 3:07pm - xmikex ""] This beast posted a bulletin: [img] Her bulletin read: R.I.P. Tony Thompson of HI-Five!! U will be missed! P-Qwan's response was...err wuz: i heard dat dude wuz iNto nuTtin on little kidz. She wrote back Whoa..oh yeah? I neva heard that...Ewwwww P-Qwan oh no wait... dats me. LoL!! Her Okay so u nasty... P u no u luv it BiG momMa. hell yea. i guts ta go tho, my 4 yea old nepHew be coMmin ova aNd it tIme 2 plY undeRgrOund raIlrode wit hIs aZzhole. hoLla! -No Response- |
| ________________________________ [Jun 12,2007 3:18pm - xmikex ""] This one never quite ended in the big bang that I wanted to. Eventually I just got bored with it, but it gave me a chuckle while it was going on. Name: BIG PIMPIN WIT KYLE [img] *NOTE* Keep in mind in his original profile pic it was him hugging some white girl Him Bro you say you got rhymes for dayz i'll get you in a rap battle im nice P yo fool u say u nice but ill put yo shit on ice i raped yo momz in her azz an da bitch gaves me pubic lice battle all day baby, holla back. Him Dawg are you serious those were kiddy lines Your bars sound like little nursery rhymes Those 4 lines you sent me, who wrote you that shit? Get back at me when you learn how to spit Like a slave, i put you on the cotton field to get whippped Then pull my pants down make you suck my dick Ha my nigga watchu know about dat Songs is always hot when i spit on the track Im nice bro P haha aight dawg yo who dat white bitch U huggin on? git a white bitch dat close to me I get my thuggin on slam ya girl in her azz like shez a true trick skullfuck her face an break her nose wit my dick yall wanna talk about a slave? i'll put my fist in her azz and tell that bitch ta 'BEHAVE' das how u know when U messin wit P-Qwan cuz I ain no jungle fever sucka named "KyLe" gettin dissed on holla Him Hahah not bad for a beginner check it You skullfuckin? I call it head the only kids you fuckin are the ones in special ed If a whit bitch get close to you, you gon get your thuggin on? Let this wanna be J Kwan nigga get close to me he ya gon get nutted on I already told you, your raps sound like a beginners Me and that nigga Papoose are winners My rhymes just ate yours and shit em out like doo doo You know im right thats why you cryin boo hoo I wasnt lying when I told you i was nice call yo ass "the freezer" cause now yo shits on ice (oh no but i aint done) pull out the dice Workin yo stuff like Krabs da only niggas you kickin it wit are the schoolyard fags Get back at me son, im nicer then Jay-Z, wack ass weezy, holla back P jeyeah son u better recognize nigga, tha name is P not J put down tha watermellon when u type an it ain't hard to say youz jus a punkazz, hidin out in the south watchin yo girlfriendz kids, while she got my dick in her mouth youd never step, to me up in the Dot thats Dorchester son, not some corny backwoods spot up here you catch tha skullfuck, and id watch u cry when yo whole family be dead wit dickholes in dey eyes whys every word out yo mouth got ta be about fags? how much dick u and dem big nigga lips had? yo stylez as dead as Martin Luther King you probably tha kind of busta that still says "BLING BLING!" So fo now Imma be here chillin up here in BeanTown If yo chickenhead azz wants ta catch a lyrical beatdown P - recognize and respect hollaholla Him Ayo check this I eat rhymes like yours for breakfast Nigga this aint the South, its the Southwest Why Am i rhymin to a scrub, I only battle wit the best Mess wit me, ya get two up in ya vest Do what i told you not to get two more up in ya chest Is it Percey Perce, P- Quan or Percey P You dunno watchu into, cause your fuckin wit a "G" Anyone ever told you to stop rhymin, cause you suck? Although i cant lie, battlin you was my warm up Next time you wanna battle bring real competition This little thing was just an exhibition I pick apart my opposition Im a true musician Battlin me you put cha self in a bad position Im feedin yo ass lyrical ammunition Im killin you, should should call me a mortician Think of something good during intermission K Dot RECOGNIZE AND RESPECT HOLLABACK P aww yea. da P iz back. i goT lockEd up fo a feW. but caNt no jail hold me son. and dey ain neva gonNa find dat kniFe i guts unDa my baby dAughters crib. LOl! now were wuz we yo, don't sweat my name or how u gonna spell it just stop onto my block an u can hear yo girl yell it "P-Qwan!" she be screamin, "P-Qwan u da illest!" "My pussy be huge but yall knoW how ta fill it!" watch me turn her inside out, homie u gonna be sick with her face all bloody, and barbed wire on my dick cuz dats how I roll, cuz I ain't to busta named Kyle when I'm done she aint gonna be eatin solids for a while but youz a watermellon sucka, u never step on my block u try ta snatch my kOol aid yo shit wuld get rocked got a problem wit da way I do u gonna get cracked just git to tha back of da bus like Rosa Parkz dead azz cuz im mean cuz im black cuz im black cuz im mean and im tha realest azz nicca that u eva seen all day Him You gotta baby girl? I didnt know two men could have babies unless you really a bitch!!!! Ima hit em wit another one check it Every time you spit your lyrics get worse I Thought I could hear better from a sucker named "PERCE" Stop on your block? Nigga I run it! I wont be surprised if I roll up an see yo ass suckin dick You stop by me down in the P-H-X She already told me yo ass look like Shrek You look like lil milo the animal on yo bape hoody Actin all hard, you even been to the hood B? Me I was produced by the hood, Im a hood PRODIGY Your a Dorchester WANNABE Stop talkin bout dick, cause the only 1 u c is the one you suckin The only one i see is mine... In yo girl when im fuckin Still warmin up, wheres the challenge at P-Korny They call me... Eternity cause i got rhymes foreva P lolz yall. if I wuz fukin doods I wulDnt have ta pay no wack azz chiLd suPport for my 9 kids. u like tha ideA of me getTin wit duDes so much teLl yo manly azz momma ta coMe ova ta my spot, lol. this corny nigga think that he a prodigy his rhymes is so wack i thought he had a lobotomy yo lyrics are looser than a 80 year old fag son I aint got no girlfriend, i jus use yours as a cumrag "Eternity?" u got me laughin B, who gave u dat wackazz nickname? Man don't nobody know u, and they dont call u a damn thang rappin bout suckin dicks all u know about u tryin ta flirt wit me when Im all about throwin down u jus a little baby bitch, jus a ghetto pretender ill knock yo rhymes da fuck out cuz im a contender but i'll just chill here on myspace, readin another rhyme u mangled cuz when u step ta my set u get stripped raped and stranged Him Haha you got me ppayin your child support This goes out to all the wack rappers: P-Korny ha Check it Ay lemme know what set you claim? Run up on yo block put ya'll niggas to shame Bitches takin your ass to court? Haha they already know, I aint payin no child support By the way eight of your kids are really mine And you aint the daddy of baby number nine In jail, you the nigga that purposely drops the soap Even a chance im a bitch nigga like you? NOPE Keep sitting on myspace, and work on your grammar While i sit at the mirror and look at my glamor The difference between us is you your a bitch Ya balls aint even dropped your voice is still hight pitch My rhymes are tearin you up like a prickly cactus On the real nigga, this battle is practice P haha aight dawg. yo dis goes out ta General Korn-walis himself, Kyle. Wackazz busta. Awwww yeaa Yall keep sayin this is practice, well dats real nice U better practice gettin schooled cuz u gonna get schooled for life i keepz ownin yo rhymes like I own little kidz snatch em from tha playground an fill em full of jizz i break down yo door and kidnap yo little sister no lube for her cuz I wan it ta hurt when I fist her I snatch yo whole set up like a kid alone at Toys R Us Tie em up in a basement an straight up bust a bus So why don't u an yo biscuithead step off wit ya corny azz shit Yallz in P-Qwanz hood an u don know who u fuckin wit Him... after I got bored and didn't write back for like a week Ay nigga u gon write back? Or are you just puttin another win in my undefeated win column. I dont lose P yo daWg yo rhymez is ill, str8 up. heLp ya boi ouT an maIl me a paIr of yo mOmz panTies. Percy Jenkins Prisoner Number 8843291 Suffolk County Prison 200 Nashua Rd. Boston Ma 02144 holLa Him My mom said she dont mail stuff to niggas wit sorry rhymes. But them brown spots in yo mommas tell her i know damn well them aint no chocolate bar stains Ay do you just rap for fun or are fa real bout it? P Yo nigga listen up. I git 5 minuts a day ta do dis innanet thang in hurr b4 they be makin us goto the yaRd. i aint bout to waste iT chiT chattin wit yo azz bout rappin like yaLlz my tAlent aGent n shit. sEnd me them panTies B! Him Wit a name like Percy i question if your a boy? One would think you've learned after you've already been destroyed Why is yo ass so obsessed wit panties b When we know your really in the closet dreamin of gay fantasies I'll run up in yo crib, nut in ya momma face, come back an do it again Its a shame you cant stopped me, cause you locked in the penn We both droppin stuff Me, im droppin rhymes that are doper than dope You, are in the jailhouse shower droppin the soap Gettin naked before niggas ask you to strip ya clothes Ask you gay ask to suck ya dick you reply "I suppose" Come see me dawg, I'm near the Golden State If your faggot ass come at me crooken, I'll knock you straight yo daWg yo rhymez is ill, str8 up. <---- You sent that the other day well im sendin this to you-----> yo daWg yo rhymez is NOT ill P i aint playIn dawg. SEND THEM PANTIES! uthawise imma get my homeboys in tha Eastcide Gorillaz ta chunder yo shit str8 up smug a dug potato pancake azz buttermilk. i aint playin whiteboi. -It went on like that for a few more messages and I got bored.- |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jun 12,2007 3:29pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] A rap battle???? hahahahahahahahaha that was fucking AWESOME. |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 12,2007 4:08pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Ok, I'm working on it now. Just so I know, did we totally make up "guzzla," or do people actually say that shit? I'm stealing it either way. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jun 12,2007 4:09pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] As far as I know that is an xmikex creation. We should make a printable chart of rttp-born ghetto slang terms. |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 12,2007 5:04pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:As far as I know that is an xmikex creation. We should make a printable chart of rttp-born ghetto slang terms. Seriously - if enough people use this shit, watch for it on MTV in a month. Lil' Jon up next, with his smash hit, "2 All My Guzzlas" . |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 12,2007 5:34pm - xanonymousx ""] i showed my friend this a while back and he got the biggest laugh on how stupid people really are. |
| ________________________________ [Jun 12,2007 6:40pm - xmikex ""] Yeah I'm pretty sure I coined the term guzzla, but go crazy with it. |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 12,2007 9:27pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Ok, I added both you knuckleheads, let's get trollin'. I still need to dumb my page up a little, though. I'll post the link when it's ready for perusal. |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 12,2007 10:06pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Ok, now we're getting somewhere: http://www.myspace.com/rollin_deep187 |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 13,2007 9:56am - DestroyYouAlot ""] I can't wait to get a few friends so I can post a bulletin about how Tom from Myspace sent me some racist shit, but I accidentally deleted it. |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 13,2007 1:56pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Ok, Twon Carter has made his first image comment. Starting off slow, so I can "get some luv" back. (I found her on HOLLADADDY69's friend list, maybe he can give Twon some good references.) The picture: [img] Profile being commented on: http://www.myspace.com/aarinyah The comment: [img] MERKIN NIZZLES IN THA ROX-BIZZLE une 13, 2007 1:53 PM -~- gIRL, JU5 L00K AT U 2, LIKE 5UM FLY-A$$ 5T0P LIGHT WITH N0 GR33N LIGHT. IF'N I WUZ 0UT WE55-5IDE, ID EAT U 2 UP LIKE A B0WL 0V SKITTLES WITH JU5 DA LEM0N AND LIME 0NES IN IT, AN 0NLY 1 RED 0NE an 1 0RANGE 1 LEFT! -~- -~- I HATE5 DA LIME 0NES, GU$ GU$ GU$! -~- |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 13,2007 2:56pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Comment #2 (this one's a profile comment) Picture: [img] Profile commented on ("Danish Gal"): http://www.myspace.com/danish_gal The comment: yeah, YEAH, danish gal, dunka sniz-snaz!! I luv me some CHEESE danish, I kno U kno whut ahm sayin. Pile a DUMPTRUCK up in that bric-a-brac, fo' REAL! Much luv frum tha rox-BIZZLE. |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 14,2007 3:04pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Ok, I got enough friends to start sending out bulletins, how's this one for a start: [img] MERKIN NIZZLES IN THA ROX-BIZZLE Subject: TOM IS A STRAIGHT UP RACIST Body YO, CHECK DIS SHIT... ALL MY PEEPS IS LIKE, JOIN MYSPACE, HOS BE UP EVERYWHERE ON YO SUPERTRAGGLES IF YOU B ON MYSPACE, SO I JOIN MYSPACE, AND FIRST TIME OUT DA BOX THAT NICCA TOM SEND ME SOME RACIST BULLSHIT, ALL "PICK MY COTTON, YOU BLACK DEVIL", DIS AND DAT. ID PUT IT IN HERE BUT IM NEW WIT COMPUTERS AND I ERASED IT, BUT CHECK IT, TOM IS A RACIST, DELETE THAT NICCA. HOLLATRON! |
| ________________________________ [Dec 13,2007 1:16am - xmikex ""] These people blow me away with the amount of shit they'll let me say to them knowing full well that it doesn't make ANY sense. COMMENTS THAT HAVE BEEN APPROVED The Pic: [img] The Screened AND Approved Comment: D@mn boo, dats soMe s3rious rapeD on tha altaR shit n shit. nah meen? Yo gurl I wanna do suCh bad thiNgs LOL like maKe yaLL commit sacrilege and haVe yall damned fo eternity tO smell yo owN fLesh Burn but neva be conSumed in tha Flames of tha BurnIng citY of Dis in thA inner ciRcle of the UnderwoRld. HOLLA! More to come... |
| ________________________________ [Dec 13,2007 1:27am - xmikex ""] Picture of Some Kid's New Girlfriend [img] The Comment: aww yeA, hot doGs in spaGetti son LOL feel me? His Comment back: wat da hell was dat pose to mean--pepsi My Comment back Screened and Approved yo Son son SoN son son, im juS sayIn yaLl hass a butiFul giRlfreInd an sHould be prOud niCCa. cOlostomy boWlingball chIckeNfinG3rs B. stAy up. - P |
| ________________________________ [Dec 13,2007 1:27am - xmikex ""] The Girl fuck cryin,fuck gettin even jus get $ [img] The pic commented on [img] Image caption: She go hard LOL My Comment... not screened by also not deleted yo she a cutie. she goNna grOw up 2 be a coUntryass guzzla l1ke her moMMa LoL. awwww. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 13,2007 1:28am - xmikex ""] Some other broad [img] My comment, screened & approved... why? buttabiscuit cornflakes like a nell nutta nicca. DAYMM gurl lol. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Dec 13,2007 10:25am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] xmikex said:cOlostomy boWlingball chIckeNfinG3rs B. stAy up. hahahahaha |
| ________________________________ [Dec 21,2007 9:28am - xmikex ""] Once again... screened and approved: [img] |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 21,2007 10:07am - DaveFromTheGrave ""] ten sided nigga-hedron? hahahahahahaah |
| _____________________________________________________ [Dec 21,2007 11:34am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] hahaha |
| _____________________________________________________ [Dec 21,2007 11:36am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I think I need to fuck with the homies again. I've been watching The Wire and have been calling the police knocko's, creepers, and rollies all week yall. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 21,2007 12:46pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 21,2007 12:48pm - RichHorror ""] xmikex's are what Castledoomerown would be if he was a thugged out black guy. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 21,2007 1:38pm - xmikex ""] I heard P-Qwan's debut album "Yoo-Hoo Historectomy Nigga, Aiiight?" is due out soon on Universal records. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Dec 21,2007 3:54pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Oh you know how we do. Take it light but take it, you feel me? |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 21,2007 3:56pm - dreadkill ""] anyone get any interesting friend requests today? |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 21,2007 4:48pm - duanegoldstein ""] wow this made me laugh so damn hard, I fucking lost it at "captaincrunch bustah" |
| __________________________________ [Dec 22,2007 1:55am - Samantha ""] bennyhillifier |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 22,2007 7:58am - DreamingInExile ""] HAHAHA! you're still running this charade? this is by far one of the best uses of spare time I've ever seen, LOL! |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 22,2007 8:41am - fleshfries ""] I forgot how awesome this thread was, haha. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Jan 15,2008 12:30am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] So xmikex convinced me to get this thing going again. I'm in Hanson at TYAG practice and have a ton of great shit going. Rev should fix the code that does the double posting though! <3 |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 15,2008 8:53am - DestroyYouAlot ""] One of you guys has GOT to try and join Peer Pressure (those kids that hump the ottoman). |
| _____________________________________________ [Jan 16,2008 1:08am - rotten butt cheese ""] bennyhillifier |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jan 16,2008 4:13pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:xmikex said:Books: i hate readin HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA You know what the funny thing is? I didn't make ANY of that up. Actually, half way through copying this guy's shit, I find out he grew up in Hanson. No shit. Whiman/Hanson Regional High School. Here his real profile: http://www.myspace.com/cvkid HAHAHAHAHAHA NICCOLAI AND HAPPYSUNSHINEBABY WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL WITH THIS GUY. hahah this is the biggest coinsidence ever. In fact, some of the new LongCatBeachKillas shit was inspired by this guy. This is awesome. |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 16,2008 4:22pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Priceless. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jan 16,2008 4:52pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] The real Holladaddy is in walking distance of where I am right now. Even scarier, I've been walking around for the last 2 weeks quoting a line from LongCatBeachKillas that was originially a line from the real Holladaddy. |
| _______________________________ [Jan 16,2008 4:54pm - sigh ""] I feel like the results of this study should be submitted to a scientific journal. |