Nothing makes me laugh more....[views:126514][posts:557]___________________________________________ [Mar 20,2007 2:08pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] Being out of work sucks... looks like i'm gonna have to get into drug dealing. I hear cocaine is where the $$ is at. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 20,2007 2:20pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] xmikex said:Because I can't stop laughing. There's only so many times you can cover up an outburst of laughter with a cough before it loses its plausibility. haha oh yeah. When I do it everybody probably just assumes I'm masturbating again. |
| ________________________________ [Mar 20,2007 2:20pm - xmikex ""] I just rode in an elevator with a black girl. It's official: I can't even look at black people anymore without laughing. |
| ___________________________________________ [Mar 20,2007 2:25pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] "I have some jokes about how black people are different from white people... For instance- White people have names like Lenny, while black people have names like Carl." |
| _________________________________ [Mar 21,2007 10:45am - xmikex ""] Profile updated, and certified supa fly http://www.myspace.com/daillagorilla |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 21,2007 10:51am - dreadkill ""] i can't stop laughing at that profile |
| ____________________________________________ [Mar 21,2007 10:52am - FuckIsMySignature ""] "Th3y C@ll Me NoNFiCtIoN Cuzz I'M AlWayZZ LYin!" HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 21,2007 10:52am - dreadkill ""] pottery |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 21,2007 11:41am - babyshaker nli ""] best thread ever |
| _________________________________ [Mar 21,2007 11:48am - xmikex ""] FuckIsMySignature said:"Th3y C@ll Me NoNFiCtIoN Cuzz I'M AlWayZZ LYin!" HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA That's from a story my roomate told me. He was in a book store and some pack of yo-yos came rolling in. One of them said "Yo check out this new line I just came up with: They Call me non-fiction cuz I'm always lyin, the call me non-fiction cuz I'm always lyin!" After he said it 500 more times his friends tried to convince him that non-fiction means events that actually happened. But he wasn't tryn ta hear dat shit. |
| _________________________________ [Mar 21,2007 11:49am - xmikex ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:Bahh.. the girls aren't fun to fuck with. I'm gonna stick to making homosexual remarks towards the fucking gangster guys and their pre-teen children. Whore's Name: U KNOW ITS HARD TO GET U OUT MY SYSTEM Whore's photo: [img] Spam bulletin message that WHORE posted: Subject: FREE CONDOMS HERE! Body: 1 1Hi my friend ROB said we can get free condoms here!! I got mine took me 2 mins if that .Thought i would share as you are on my friend list :-)Free Condoms here My reponse: loOks lIke tHa fRee coNDoms caim 2 laTe. They's not guNna maKe yo welfair babY go awaaay now, u trickazz bUstah holla Whore's response: WAT THE HELL I still can't even think about that picture without laughing. |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 21,2007 11:50am - Granny_Monster ""] xmikex said:FuckIsMySignature said:"Th3y C@ll Me NoNFiCtIoN Cuzz I'M AlWayZZ LYin!" HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA That's from a story my roomate told me. He was in a book store and some pack of yo-yos came rolling in. One of them said "Yo check out this new line I just came up with: They Call me non-fiction cuz I'm always lyin, the call me non-fiction cuz I'm always lyin!" After he said it 500 more times his friends tried to convince him that non-fiction means events that actually happened. But he wasn't tryn ta hear dat shit. That makes it so much better. |
| ____________________________________________ [Mar 21,2007 12:09pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] the irony bleeds from that like a stuck pig. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 21,2007 12:14pm - dreadkill ""] every time i think about this thread, i start laughing. this thread is the bright spot in my life. |
| ____________________________________________ [Mar 21,2007 12:17pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] dreadkill said:every time i think about this thread, i start laughing. this thread is the bright spot in my life. your life must be a black hole then. |
| _________________________________ [Mar 21,2007 12:26pm - xmikex ""] FuckIsMySignature said:black hole [img] |
| ____________________________________________ [Mar 21,2007 12:28pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] hhahahahaha. |
| ___________________________________________ [Mar 21,2007 1:24pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] comment left from P-Qwan "BlINg bLING blaNG! yO sOrrY tA hEaR bOuT yO bIkE SoN. DaT $h1t'S RoUgh. eY mAyBe Ya'Ll coULd boRrOw mInE Iz jUsT gUt A nEw OnE lIkE youwrzz. Lol! " |
| ___________________________________________ [Mar 21,2007 1:30pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] and my reply... h0w b0wt $uK ma pH@t pR1cK Yo g@nG$TA d00$h pHaGgoTt%?!? $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ aAnd yo MAma wuz A tR1cKa$$ cRacKa s0n |
| _________________________________ [Mar 22,2007 11:21am - xmikex ""] Man, this is a true study in anthropology. All these black people just go ahead and add me like nothing's going on. Every single one of their profiles says the exact same shit. It's absolutely amazing. I've been sending friends of mine messages just to mess with them. Everybody's too sketched out to reply. One of my friends e-mailed my girlfriend to ask "Who the fuck is this P-Qwan guy?! And what's his fucking problem?" Of course that didn't sit too well with da P. You can't insult a brotha's honor like that. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 22,2007 11:41am - anonymous ""] holy disgusting http://www.myspace.com/scuffletownchick |
| _________________________________ [Mar 22,2007 11:45am - xmikex ""] anonymous said:holy disgusting http://www.myspace.com/scuffletownchick [img] DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYM |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 22,2007 11:47am - anonymous ""] 'DIS BE ME BITCHAZZ BUSTIN' WIF MUH RIDE. |
| _________________________________ [Mar 22,2007 11:59am - xmikex ""] She bought that with 70,000 Newport proofs of purchase |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 22,2007 2:14pm - largefreakatzero ""] And a separate loan for the rims. |
| ___________________________________________ [Mar 22,2007 2:32pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] What are you talking about?... cocaine bought that whip. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 22,2007 3:48pm - dreadkill ""] largefreakatzero said:And a separate loan for the rims. DEM SHITZ SPIN, SON! |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 22,2007 3:48pm - dreadkill ""] xmikex said:She bought that with 70,000 Newport proofs of purchase excellent |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 22,2007 4:13pm - largefreakatzero ""] "trickazz bUstah" now pops into my head at random times during the day. |
| __________________________________ [Mar 22,2007 4:15pm - powerkok ""] Dey spinnin negga dey spinnin |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 22,2007 4:16pm - dreadkill ""] largefreakatzero said:"trickazz bUstah" now pops into my head at random times during the day. i can't stop thinking about it or saying it. i have been calling everyone i know a trickazz bustah for days. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 22,2007 5:15pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I'm glad I was able to influence you all that much. Does this mean you'll all buy my rap CD? |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 22,2007 5:16pm - dreadkill ""] i would buy 2 copies |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 22,2007 5:17pm - dreadkill ""] keep posting more comments you leave for these people. i love reading them. |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 22,2007 5:22pm - largefreakatzero ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:I'm glad I was able to influence you all that much. Does this mean you'll all buy my rap CD? mOs DeF yO. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 22,2007 5:57pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] foreel reelz |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 22,2007 6:01pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] hahahahahahahahahaahahah..... I found this guy: [img] Name: Jacob Bebko My message to him: "nigga, you ainforeel trickazz bustah" His reponse: "What do you mean not real ? I never said anything about you... I added you cause I respect you." aaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha why the fuck would he respect my fake profile? |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 22,2007 6:02pm - RichHorror ""] YO I GOTZ MAD RESPEX 4 U NIGGA WTF IZ UP WIT U |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 22,2007 6:09pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Random weird conversation in which I try to make no sense whatsoever. Message from whore to me: you get krump Message from me to whore: imma krumpin yo badonkadonk illa hizzy gurl! Message from whore to me: oh b-cuz we got a krump krew and we do need some help we just now started so we got a lil people Message from me to whore: You'z nuttin but a trickazz bustah holla Message from whore to me: NAW NOT ME YOU MUST BE COMMPLAMENTIN YASELF Message from me to whore: HOLLA |
| ______________________________ [Mar 22,2007 7:08pm - Mess ""] check out mah grizz fo rizz yo fucking niggers |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 22,2007 7:35pm - dreadkill ""] i love this thread more than anything else in the world |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 22,2007 7:44pm - demondave ""] holla holla holla holla |
| ______________________________ [Mar 22,2007 8:09pm - Mess ""] yes tis a masterpiece |
| _______________________________ [Mar 22,2007 9:31pm - Hoser ""] This thread is fuckin' funny....I love you MSD. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 22,2007 9:35pm - hungtableed ""] Fat ghetto broads make me want to puke out diarrhea-esque vomit. All that comes to mind when I see one of them welfare-whores are those Jerry Springer episodes: "Darnel.......you are not the father of Shaniqua's baby" |
| _____________________________________________________ [Mar 22,2007 10:43pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Name: ~*$hOrTy D*~ Profile: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...6a24e22-ff71-411f-bdb7-079dbdbe4160 Picture I commented on: [img] My comment on her picture: "Fuck ya, dat kidz Is lookin sExxy fo'reelreelz. I can see'z doze tatties dere. Imma suck on dem fuckerz fo'reelreelz. Da gurl on the right lookz like a gump-ass fuckin' busta. holla" Her response to me: "Wat? for real? thats kinda fucked up!" |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 22,2007 10:44pm - hungtableed ""] nice acne scars. |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 22,2007 10:46pm - hungtableed ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:Bahh.. the girls aren't fun to fuck with. I'm gonna stick to making homosexual remarks towards the fucking gangster guys and their pre-teen children. Whore's Name: U KNOW ITS HARD TO GET U OUT MY SYSTEM Whore's photo: [img] Spam bulletin message that WHORE posted: Subject: FREE CONDOMS HERE! Body: 1 1Hi my friend ROB said we can get free condoms here!! I got mine took me 2 mins if that .Thought i would share as you are on my friend list :-)Free Condoms here My reponse: loOks lIke tHa fRee coNDoms caim 2 laTe. They's not guNna maKe yo welfair babY go awaaay now, u trickazz bUstah holla Whore's response: WAT THE HELL hahahahahahahahaha. funniest thing I've read in a long time. Good for you. |
| _____________________________ [Mar 23,2007 1:57am - Dar ""] i just gotta say i too am loving this thread, it's just about my favorite thing on the net right now |
| ________________________________ [Mar 23,2007 8:33am - xmikex ""] My profile's not quite ill enough to mess with other people yet. But that hasn't stopped me from messing with my friends. From Me to my guitarist: From: P-Qwan Subject: Ey Yo Body: Yo son, yo didt I see yall at a party on St patRicKz day? Yall stepped on my Dunks but its aight cuz I heardz you wuz Boyz wit my homeslice Chip. Uthawize I'd whoop yo ass. Yo giT at me sumTime. holla holla hOllA holLa HOllA When he didn't answer, but instead asked my girlfriend who "P-Qwan" was I sent this: From: P-Qwan Subject: bItcAzz NigGa Body: yOu tAlKin sHit yoU bItchaZ bustA jIveA$$ sucKa fo0l?! yoU gonNa c@tcH thA gHettO sMasH B. For reAlly ReElz. AiiiiiGHT!? This was sent to one of my girlfriend's friends From: P-Qwan Subject: ey yo baby Body: Wud up babiegurl. I thinK you kinda flyy. You n yA dawg n shit. yO, I culd be yo dawg too. nahh mean? gImmie yo digits B. hollA at Ya bOy. -P ta tha Q aND ya DoN't StoP She was too sketched to write back. So the P had to step up his game a little.... the only way he knows how From: P-Qwan Subject: yo fah real Body: yall ain't even guNna saY nuthin. dayyym gurlL. I s33n yalL aT goVamint centa yessday. youz Lookin fLY as sh1t. lEmme holLa aT ya. DonT mAke da P git pErsonal yall. fah reall reallz. holla. And finally this one which is in regards to a joke between myself and a friend of mine about black people stealing Subway coupons. From: P-Qwan Subject: YO NIGGA I SMELL SUBWAY ON YO BREATH Body: Wut iT is hoMie. I heArD yoU guT dA rebAte soN! DaT 3 fiddY aNd a FrEe pAcK uh SuN ChIps iZ MyNe yoU trIckAs$ bUsta. GimMie daT sh1t so'S I caN giT mY fRenCh OnIoN on FOOl! - P-QwillA Da Bu$tAh KiLlaH not quite up to par with Mike yet, but I'll get there. |