Nothing makes me laugh more....[views:126502][posts:557]____________________________________________________ [Mar 23,2007 8:55am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Name: ri my b3s fri3nd t33 Profile: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...=user.viewprofile&friendID=25275018 Photo I commented on: [img] Her Photo Caption: "THIS HOW I ROLL ...CUHZ..." My photo comment (requires approval): "Imma cut off ya mustash ya gumpass trick ho" She promptly denied the comment approval and removed me from her friends list. I then added her back. She then denied the friend request and sent me this message: "ur gonna talk shit n then request me as a friend lol" My reply: "Thas jus howz I rollz u trickass captaincrunch bustah!" |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 23,2007 9:11am - Granny_Monster ""] demondave said:holla holla holla holla Ha ha ha... that's pretty much all I think about whenever I look at this thread. |
| _________________________________ [Mar 23,2007 10:40am - xmikex ""] The one thing I've learned from this whole experience is that you can say pretty much anything to a black person and get away with it if you close with HOLLA. |
| _______________________________ [Mar 23,2007 10:46am - Yeti ""] i am having a very difficult time reading that mumbo-jumbo. my brain cant seem to grasp it. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 23,2007 11:25am - succubus ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:Name: ~*$hOrTy D*~ Profile: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...6a24e22-ff71-411f-bdb7-079dbdbe4160 Picture I commented on: [img] My comment on her picture: "Fuck ya, dat kidz Is lookin sExxy fo'reelreelz. I can see'z doze tatties dere. Imma suck on dem fuckerz fo'reelreelz. Da gurl on the right lookz like a gump-ass fuckin' busta. holla" Her response to me: "Wat? for real? thats kinda fucked up!" she said kinda fucked up? maybe she's one of those nut jobs that would let you gross bitch |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 23,2007 11:44am - xanonymousx ""] "xmikex you're not the father" |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 23,2007 11:47am - xanonymousx ""] http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...=user.viewprofile&friendid=39077820 mike you should add these two since they are your homies/ |
| _______________________________ [Mar 23,2007 11:49am - Mess ""] i can't wait for the world to end |
| _________________________________ [Mar 23,2007 11:50am - xmikex ""] Romero is my fucking home nugget. I seriously had no idea that guy was even still on the air. And the Maury Povich video is the funniest thing ever. |
| __________________________________ [Mar 23,2007 2:55pm - Samantha ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:"Thas jus howz I rollz u trickass captaincrunch bustah!" LMAO!! :bow: |
| _____________________________ [Mar 23,2007 3:01pm - pam ""] This may be the greatest thread ever. |
| ________________________________ [Mar 23,2007 3:26pm - xmikex ""] Read Bulletin From: ! DaH NiGgUh U CaN TaKe HoMe 2 Ya PaReNtS ! Date: Mar 13, 2007 5:39 PM Subject holla, yo Body: wassup niggaz, Imma shove mah fist up mah azz |
| ___________________________________________ [Mar 23,2007 3:40pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] hahahahaaha. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 23,2007 3:49pm - DREADkill ""] pam said:This may be the greatest thread ever. diffaly dude diffaly |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 23,2007 3:50pm - DREADkill ""] Samantha said:menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:"Thas jus howz I rollz u trickass captaincrunch bustah!" LMAO!! :bow: i laughed so hard at that |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 23,2007 3:51pm - xanonymousx ""] http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...user.viewprofile&friendid=160822588 [img] lolz |
| _____________________________ [Mar 23,2007 3:52pm - pam ""] I feel sorry for that tattoo artist. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 23,2007 3:53pm - DREADkill ""] i am envious of that tattoo artist |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 23,2007 3:53pm - DREADkill ""] that is a sweet bonky |
| ___________________________________________ [Mar 23,2007 3:55pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] i cant stop looking at it ^... its like a real bad car accident. |
| ________________________________ [Mar 23,2007 4:15pm - xmikex ""] xanonymousx said:http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=160822588 [img] lolz Yo nicca I want Cobra Commander's face tattooed 'cross my huge a$$. D y'alL take WIC checks? |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 23,2007 4:23pm - DREADkill ""] LULZ @ WIC checks ! |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 23,2007 4:49pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Name: A Nigg@ Like Me Stay On Top Of My G@me ! Profile: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...494b33b-e78b-49e5-ab1d-4867d0284837 Photo: [img] Random message he sent me: "what do that shit mean ?" My reply: "tha fuck u tawkinbout u fucken trickazz busta chumdaddy HOLLAPATROL" |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 23,2007 4:52pm - anonymous ""] BUSTA CHUMDADDY |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 23,2007 4:55pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I forget if I posted this one... Name: SEX IS LIKE A SPORT, EITHER U THE BEST OR U NOT. Profile: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...4554df6-27cb-4f51-8e20-ce3908b2d6f6 Main photo: [img] Pic I commented on: [img] Picture caption: "My lil momma kida. Isn't she cute" The comment I left: "Hellz yeah, imma gets up indat shit rightaire fo'reel reelz" she never responded |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 23,2007 4:57pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Random picture comment with no response: Name: Ashy Photo I commented on: [img] My comment: "ULOOK DUMB YOU FUCKINT TRICKAZZ BUSTAH" |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 23,2007 5:02pm - hungtableed ""] MSD gets my vote for the funniest bastard on here. Keep em' coming, I'm loving this. My favorite still is the one about condoms not getting rid of the broads welfare baby. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 23,2007 5:05pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Name: ♥MeL-oDy JoYcE-LyN Profile: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...=user.viewprofile&friendid=13723291 Photo: [img] My message to her: Subject: GASTOWN! Body: "YO BITCH IMMA CHUNDER U LIKE PHUCKIN SCARECROW TEETH HOLLA!!!!!!" Her response: "Not a bitch unless you make me one And what is that suppose to mean??" My follow-up: "BITCH U BEST NOT BE STEPIN 2 ME CUZ IMMA FUCKIN FUCK U IN YA GUMPAZZ FACE HOLLATRON" |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 23,2007 5:12pm - DREADkill ""] scarecrow teeth |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 23,2007 5:32pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Name: Nick Aka "The Kid" ((( F.resh B.oyz I.nc Profile: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...n=user.viewprofile&friendid=4022466 Photo: [img] Message I sent: "Yo.. sup dawg. u dont no me, but u lookz like an aight nicca 2 me. u think u cood help a bruTha out an hide a kniffe for me?" I could then see that he read the message without responding, so I sent another one: "aiight fine.. read but dontz respond. u beetah watch yo fuckin bak cuz u or youz family culd be next... downass tipgaggah" |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 23,2007 5:42pm - DomesticTerror ""] dreadkill said:i love this thread more than anything else in the world ditto that. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 23,2007 9:05pm - xanonymousx ""] this is sooo hilarious. i cannot stop laughing. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 23,2007 9:08pm - xanonymousx ""] MSD 231 friends already man people really don't care/ know who they add this is proof. |
| ________________________________ [Mar 23,2007 9:17pm - xmikex ""] I'm still warming up. Here's my first comment. The girl: [img] The comment: ey y0 gurlieGUrl. lo0k aT yaLl lOokin lIke A h0t aIr baLlo0n fUll aH l0ve. g0 oN wiT yA bAd s3lf. iF I wuZ deRe riGht Now u an Ya m0mz wuLd g3t sPunKdaFied yaLlzz. JeSus wuZ bLack. h0lla fo ChrIst yaLL YEAH |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 23,2007 9:27pm - the_revealer ""] Hands down the funniest thread I've read here. |
| _________________________________ [Mar 23,2007 11:33pm - xmikex ""] The girl: [img] The message: Yo wUts uP yoU bustaH ass busTah a$s BustAh. Ya'Ll thInk yA fo realz? Ya'll ain't shit. yOu gimmie a shot and imma pop dat coochie lIke it ain't no Thang you skAnka$$ tricK bitch. - P Qwan tha HOLLA-nator HOLLA GIRL! |
| ________________________________ [Mar 24,2007 12:02am - Hoser ""] BUUUUAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.....I can't stop laughing....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 24,2007 8:00am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] xmikex said:The girl: [img] The message: Yo wUts uP yoU bustaH ass busTah a$s BustAh. Ya'Ll thInk yA fo realz? Ya'll ain't shit. yOu gimmie a shot and imma pop dat coochie lIke it ain't no Thang you skAnka$$ tricK bitch. - P Qwan tha HOLLA-nator HOLLA GIRL! haahaha, any response yet? Them getting pissed off is the best part. I have one brewing at the moment where the girl's getting all pissed. I want to wait till we're done exchanging insults, though, before I post it. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 24,2007 8:01am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] xanonymousx said:MSD 231 friends already man people really don't care/ know who they add this is proof. I know, it's fucking ridiculous. I added about 15 people in the beginning. I haven't added a single friend after that. 216 of those 231 people all foolishly requested me. |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 24,2007 8:46am - davefromthegrave ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:I forget if I posted this one... Name: SEX IS LIKE A SPORT, EITHER U THE BEST OR U NOT. Profile: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...4554df6-27cb-4f51-8e20-ce3908b2d6f6 Pic I commented on: [img] Picture caption: "My lil momma kida. Isn't she cute" The comment I left: "Hellz yeah, imma gets up indat shit rightaire fo'reel reelz" she never responded [img] |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 24,2007 9:17am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I did the nonsense scarecrow line to another weirdo.... Name: 1M0R3 D@Y FOR MY CD@Y?Y3SS[[L@DY_P-NIC3 Profile: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...n=user.viewprofile&friendid=5077125 Photo: [img] My message to her: "YO BITCH IMMA CHUNDER U LIKE PHUCKIN SCARECROW TEETH HOLLA!!!!!!" Her response: "BITCH?? OH HELL NAW WHO THE FUCC IS U NIGGA DON'T COME N MY BOX DISRESPECTIN ME LIKE THAT..N I D0NT KN0W U NIGGA HELL NAW" My response: "THAS RIGHT.. BIATCH. imma fuckin pull that ugly azz wig off yo head and skull fuck u and yo family dedbaby milkshakez n shit nawmeen? u be fuckin upsydown n insideout on da front of mah escalade, fuckin 2dolla dumpstah ho holla mazel tov" Now she's not accepting my friend requests :( |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 24,2007 9:29am - davefromthegrave ""] hahahahahahaha, "holla mazel tov" |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 24,2007 9:34am - hungtableed ""] bbbwwwwaaaahahahahahahaha! |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 24,2007 9:37am - hungtableed ""] holy fucking butter teeth [img] |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 24,2007 10:44am - DomesticTerror ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said: fuckin 2dolla dumpstah ho holla mazel tov" LMFAO. I just woke up and the first thing i did was check this thread. This thread is epic! |
| _____________________________________________________ [Mar 24,2007 12:42pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Name: PhillyThugGansta: 2NeVa LeAvE U My AnGeL4 Profile: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...14a38ae-9242-4125-b941-44eaddeb96da Main Photo (NOTE: THIS IS A WOMEN): [img] Photo caption: "G I AM FRESH 2 DEATH LOL" Bulletin SHE posted: "IF N E MEN HAD EVA DISRESPECT A LADY & IT COULD B UR MOM ESPECIALLY, ETC. ALL FEMALES P.T.G WILL KICK UR AZZ SO A MSG 2 ERR 1 LADIES: DUN BAK DOWN 4 NO BULLSHIT & MEN: KEEP UR MOM, AUNTY & GRAND MA SAFE U DIGG, "G UP" WHEN U HAVE 2" My response: "P1ckz up a fuckin book, yo gump ass bitch. u best not step to mah hood in compton. we fuckin string up ya cunt niggah azz. fo'reelreelz" Her response: "YO DUMB FUK WDF R U TALKIN BOUT?" Me: u herd me... BIATCH Her: I STICK MY GAP N UR MOUTH PUSSY SO Y R U BRING DRAMA FUCKIN PUSSY Me: ALL FUCKIN TALK BIATCH.. I BETCHU WULDNT NEVA STEP 2 ME IN COMPTON.. TRICKAZZ BITCH Her: BET U'LL NEVA STEP N PHILLY I GO YOUNG GUNZ ON UR AZZ U SHITY AZZ Me: ILL RAPE YO HOLE FAMILY N LEAVE EVERBODY U CAREZ ABOUT DEAD WIT DICKHOLEZ IN THEY EYES |
| ______________________________ [Mar 24,2007 2:48pm - Mess ""] yesssssss you managed to fit RAPE in there hahaha |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 24,2007 2:54pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] AAAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHA you can't make this shit up. Who's fucking stranger? Me for saying all this fucked up shit, or her going along with it? Name: ~*~*~To DaMn FulL oF rEsEnTmEnT~*~*~ Age: 17 Profile: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...afea7c7-85f6-4c42-b722-0f46a9dc4934 Photo: [img] Her message to me: hey sexc wats up withu My reply: nuttin much gurl.. just gettin' mah stroke on 2 sum of youz pictares imaginin dat u iz 6 years yunger, u here? Her: oh reallly im horny too Me: datz right gurl.. talk 2 daddy like youz in 5th grade. I be da teacha. u wanna learn bout christufa columbes, biatch? why dont uu jump on deez nuts rightere Her: make me wet first mister columbes Me: gurl... i comes up 2 yo desk afta class. i sit at da edge an watch u fo a minut doin ya werk so hard. i can see yo flat preteen cheast thru da top of ya shirt. I gently push away yo books and direct yo chin up towads me with my finga. u look buuteful. u noticee me start 2 get haard as i look at yo braces Her: thx mir c i feel my pussy geting wet and my underwear geting wet through my short lil skirt i start to rub ur dick through ur pants Me: ooo ya, daddy likez. as u keep rubben mah dick u take yo utha hand n start touchin mah neck. u rub ya hand all ova mah THUGLIFE tatto on mah back. den, I gently reach down adn tuch ya wet skirt. I reach in and stick a finga in ya hawt surprisingley unvirgin 11yaer old box. I den take mah utha hand an start slippin off yur spungebob squarpants shirt n then unbotton ur traininbra Her: starts to play with mu swollen clit and starts to play with ur pants zipper Me: ooooo thas nice gurl. I start 2 get even harda as i starrt 2 think about da holocaust. u unzip mah pants and pull out mah gigantic memba. i gently leen ova suck on ya little undredevelopd titties as i thinnk about how hawt u must'v been when u was 6 or 7 Her: i wipp out ur dick and play with ur balls and start to gentalyy stroke ur hard long wide cock Me: ohhhhh yah gurl... that feelz fuckin nice. I take u an bend u ova ya desk an gently stick mah dick in ur tite little 11 year old box. u bleed a littel but its ok. u mone as i thrust gentley in u. youz in pure heaven. suddenley another gurl enterz da classroom. shez a little yunger. in 3rd grade. we both stop, surprisedd, but u beg me to keeep goin. i tell u dat ill only keep goin if u do sumthin fo me. I ask da yunger girl to come closer and get close 2 u. i ask u 2 kiss her for me an get crazay, den ill keep fuckin u, an show levels uf pleasare u only imagined gurl. what do u do next 2 da gurl? Her: i call her over and reach under her skirt and start to play with her i can feel her getting wet Me: oooo dats hawt. i start to stroke mahself as i watch da 2 of u gettin it on. i tink to mah self dat if my boss were 2 cum in, id go 2 prison againz fo shure. i bring da 2 of u closer 2 me. i gently put mah dick back in yo box agian as i start 2 lick & kiss da 8 yearr old girl's titties. i bite down hard and tear off 1 of her nipples. she screams. a littel bit uf blood gently tickles da small of ya back as i get moore turnd on and fuck u evin hardar. u moan in eckstasy Her: mmmmmmmmmm mr c dont stop i rub my clit as u pound ur dick in me stretching out my lil pussy i feel u deep in side me and it feel so damn good i feel u coming in me its so warm ur just filling me up my pussy turns hot red Me: ohhh yeah biatch.... i fuckin u harder den eva befor. ur startin to scream loudley in eckstasee. i grab 1 of ur pencils on ur desk an start carvin love notez into ur back. da blood runs down ur smokin ass and down ur legs as i continu 2 pull in an out of u. i take out da scissers out of ur mylittlepony bookbag an start cuttin ur hair off as i keep fuckin u. Her: ouch i screamthat hurts i pull away and look at the blood Me: imm sorry gurl.. i thot u liked to playz ruff. I calm u dawn and reassur u. i gently bring u closer n kiss u on yo neck. when u gets more relaxed, i take ma finger and rub yo clit a little, before inserting my dick again. oh yaa gurl.. u tight. i look down on u as u calm down and starrt 2 smile again as i pump in an out. u starrt 2 moan. Her: fuck me harder and harder u cumm in my hot pussy u pump in and out the cumm starts to squrt out my pusyy under ur dick i lick it uup Me: ohhhh yeah guuurl. i cringe as i cum in u so haard. just as u start 2 cum, i takez out mah blade and slash it across yo windpipe. u fall lifeless 2 tha floor as i beat mah chest and chant "THUG LIFE!" wavin mah blade around. u twitch on da floor as mah cum poors out of u like mayonaise cummin out of a mailbox. i grab da nippleless 8 year old and start fuckin her hard in da ass. ur lifeless eyes stare across da room. tha thought of u layin dere makes me harrd as a rock and i fuck ur 3rd grade friend like shez never been fucked befo' Her: ummmm ur turning mme off Me: hush down gurrl... da dead cant talk. plus, i'z tryin 2 get mah mack on. i keep fuckin foneesha (da 8 year old) as i put a finger in ur lifeless ass. dam gurl.. ur ass is TIGHT. i put down foneesha and get behind u. i gently insert mah dick in yo ass as u lay stumick to da floor wit yo ass in da air. oh ya gurl. dats tight. i thrust in an out while i works on mah 2nd nut. Her: no i quit Me: aww cmon girl, we was just gettin started. i continu fuckin u as i feel rigormortis set in. TIGHT. foneesha is tryin to get up but is slippin aroun in da blood. i clench yo asscheeks wit my hands as i continu poundin away. i take a fist and beat mah cheast like im king of da jungle. "THUG LIFE! THUG LIFE!" Her: on the real ur scaring me Me: thas jus how i roll gurl. u liked it in da beginnin. i's like a pirate, thas all. ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!! Her: yah but u talking about killing and biting nipples of thats freaky Me: gurl.. i'z just freaky like dat. u know u likez it. a little blud neva hurt nobody. do u havez a yunga sista? maybe we can all getz freaky 2getha Her: ummm bye Me: cmon gurl, dont be'z like dat. u nuthin but a trickazz busta. |
| ___________________________________________ [Mar 24,2007 2:55pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] Dickholez in they Eyes! priceless. |
| __________________________________ [Mar 24,2007 3:48pm - Samantha ""] OMG! You should be on perverted-justice.com. LOL! |