Nothing makes me laugh more....[views:127504][posts:557]______________________________ [Mar 24,2007 3:57pm - Mess ""] i feelz mah self gettin hard as i be thinkn bout da holocaust! you my friend, are a fucking genious! hahahahaha |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 24,2007 4:28pm - xanonymousx ""] MSD that could be a cop tryin to bust your ass lol shes 17 but if shes talkin to you like that in the beginning then shes asking for it. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 24,2007 4:31pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I took that into consideration. I did nothing wrong. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 24,2007 4:33pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Actually I was talking to a friend saying a cop wouldn't go through that much shit for nothing. Is a cop really going to stand in front of a judge and have a conversation like this? Judge: So officer Jones, is that when you said "make me wet first mister columbes"? Officer Jones: Yes sir, that's right. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 24,2007 5:22pm - the_reverend ""] [img] |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 24,2007 5:35pm - babyshaker nli ""] dude this thread has made me laugh so fucking hard the i get hard thinking about the holocaust was fucking awsome |
| __________________________________ [Mar 24,2007 5:41pm - Niccolai ""] HAHAHA How the fuck have I not been all over this thread? I'm making one when I get home from body farm practice. |
| ________________________________ [Mar 24,2007 5:51pm - xmikex ""] THUG LIFE |
| __________________________________ [Mar 24,2007 6:14pm - Samantha ""] Someone should use one of these pictures in their fake ghetto profiles. [img] [img] [img] [img] |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 24,2007 6:33pm - DomesticTerror ""] dead with dickholes in their eyes. This thread will never, ever get old to me. |
| __________________________________ [Mar 24,2007 7:28pm - powerkok ""] WOW. I cant believe it took me this long to realize the majesty that is this thread!!! MSD is a true god of the Internets. |
| __________________________________ [Mar 24,2007 7:34pm - Samantha ""] succubus said:menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:Name: ~*$hOrTy D*~ Profile: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...6a24e22-ff71-411f-bdb7-079dbdbe4160 Picture I commented on: [img] My comment on her picture: "Fuck ya, dat kidz Is lookin sExxy fo'reelreelz. I can see'z doze tatties dere. Imma suck on dem fuckerz fo'reelreelz. Da gurl on the right lookz like a gump-ass fuckin' busta. holla" Her response to me: "Wat? for real? thats kinda fucked up!" she said kinda fucked up? maybe she's one of those nut jobs that would let you gross bitch This girl's headline is: "Bitch stop tryna impress me tellin me wat color his boxers are... sweetie, i know i bought em...tellin me how good he is in bed...bitch i taught him!!" Ha ha ha! That is so classy. |
| ________________________________ [Mar 24,2007 8:32pm - xmikex ""] Not black... I don't think.... but I still think this girl is a bonehead. The girl: [img] The message: Subject: ey yo BabieGurl Body: ey yo baby yo baby yo. Lemme fist dat shit you nasty ass trick. Imma busta ma tartar sauce all ova yo FredDy Kruger lookin d0me yA heARD?! LOL. On tha realz, da P wants summa dat so why don yall lemme holla at ya. don'T make ya bOy haftah choke a bitch. peace out yall skankass guzzla. HOLLA YALL! Read. No response |
| ______________________________ [Mar 24,2007 10:05pm - Dar ""] :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: stuff like this is what made me fall in love with the internet, and MSD you sir are truly a master of your domain |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 24,2007 11:38pm - tomx nli ""] yo, i beats my chest, THUG LIFE! THUG LIFE! this thread is fucking GOLD. i almost threw up from laughing at the scarecrow teeth bit |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 25,2007 12:14am - GoatCatalyst ""] i just finished a midterm rewrite. i'm now going to get higher-than-the-dickens and read this thread top-to-bottom. hopefully i won't die of a coronary or some such ailment. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Mar 25,2007 10:39am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Thank you, kind sirs. xmikex said:peace out yall skankass guzzla. aaaahahahah, "skankass guzzla" |
| _________________________________ [Mar 25,2007 12:22pm - xmikex ""] [img] MESSAGE FROM THIS KID TO ME (in reference to my Maury Povich "Not the Father" video on my page): rom: It's my time Date: Mar 24, 2007 12:20 PM yo, is that u in the video? MY RESPONSE From: P-Qwan Date: Mar 24, 2007 5:58 PM ey Yo man I wish. I wish fo once one a dem blood tests wuld come back neggative. I hads like eight ah dem alrudy day all say days mine. Dang man sumtimez I feel like drownin them little bitchass rugrats and they mamas. Wipin dey noses all ova my fly ass threads amd shit. u Feelin me dawg? HIS REPLY Body: lol...i hear you. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Mar 25,2007 12:56pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] hahahahaha |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 25,2007 2:38pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Yo NICCAS CHECK IT. I'S ADDED A KNEW SONG 2 MAH PROFILE. DIS IS SUM STRATE UP FRESHAZZ GHETTO-THUGGIN SHYT. http://www.myspace.com/holladaddy69 holla |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 25,2007 5:14pm - DUG_nli_again ""] "dedbaby milkshakez n shit nawmeen?" i want to make love to you after that one. HAHAHHA!!! |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 25,2007 6:33pm - sinofangels-ray ""] this has to be the funniest shit on here !!!!!!! |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 25,2007 6:54pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] TheFilthyFrenchman said:Id buss up in dem guts hahaha I still have to use this one. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 25,2007 7:40pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said: Me: I start 2 get even harda as i starrt 2 think about da holocaust. >:] One of the funniest things I have ever read! >:] |
| _________________________________ [Mar 26,2007 10:43am - xmikex ""] Holla Daddy & P-Qwan should collaborate on a rap song. |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 26,2007 11:13am - Granny_Monster ""] Amazing. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Mar 26,2007 11:14am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Where at? Compton? |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 26,2007 11:30am - Granny_Monster ""] Best comment ever: "eh yo wazZup gurl, iZ get up in yo aStroNaUt cAr yo dig? hit me up if yoz in Compton mistah HOLLAnd's opus" |
| _____________________________________________________ [Mar 26,2007 11:41am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] hahaha I'm going to get fired. |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 26,2007 11:42am - Granny_Monster ""] I'm waiting to get bitched at for leaving the comment I left you. "Yo, bitch watchu tryina play?!" |
| _________________________________ [Mar 26,2007 12:06pm - xmikex ""] All my bulletins are about FREE CONDOMS. So I made a bulletin of my own. It took me 15 minutes to type it at work because I couldn't stop laughing. Subject yO lemMe git at sum free Ciz-ondoms Body: im doWn fo tha hookUp on some free azz ciz-ondoms ta keeP ma spah-ziz-erm frum sPillin all ovaz some trickz snuh-ziz-atch ya'lL. LOl. On da realz I don woN no mo kIdz. My last babymomma done left heR babY on da Red line, an she ainT neva found iT. oh welll, plenny mo where daT came frum Nawww MEAN?? LOL. hOlLa! |
| _______________________________________________ [Mar 26,2007 12:12pm - Chris_From_Shit_Fuck ""] Nothing makes me laugh more than watching Airplane! followed by Kentucky Fried movie followed by Top Secret! If watching these movies either 2 in a row, or just one of them doesn't make your stomach hurt from laughing there is seriously something wrong with you. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 26,2007 12:23pm - powerkok ""] Chris_From_Shit_Fuck said:Nothing makes me laugh more than watching Airplane! followed by Kentucky Fried movie followed by Top Secret! If watching these movies either 2 in a row, or just one of them doesn't make your stomach hurt from laughing there is seriously something wrong with you. Apparently, this trick ass mark is in the wrong thread! Fo Realrealz. |
| ___________________________________________ [Mar 26,2007 12:24pm - largefreakatzero ""] powerkok said:Chris_From_Shit_Fuck said:Nothing makes me laugh more than watching Airplane! followed by Kentucky Fried movie followed by Top Secret! If watching these movies either 2 in a row, or just one of them doesn't make your stomach hurt from laughing there is seriously something wrong with you. Apparently, this trick ass mark is in the wrong thread! Fo Realrealz. Holla. |
| _______________________________ [Mar 26,2007 12:27pm - Mess ""] on da riz yo |
| _________________________________ [Mar 26,2007 12:27pm - xmikex ""] best get ta steppin |
| _______________________________ [Mar 26,2007 12:28pm - Mess ""] smack'n clits'n shit |
| _______________________________ [Mar 26,2007 12:56pm - Yeti ""] wow, that is fucking brutal. i would be careful, even as a joke that shit could have drastic consequences. if the wrong person were to see a sex conversation about 3rd graders, it would go over like a fart in church. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 26,2007 1:02pm - dreadkill ""] Granny_Monster said:Best comment ever: "eh yo wazZup gurl, iZ get up in yo aStroNaUt cAr yo dig? hit me up if yoz in Compton mistah HOLLAnd's opus" that's one of the funniest things i've ever read. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 26,2007 1:13pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Granny_Monster said:I'm waiting to get bitched at for leaving the comment I left you. "Thats a hawt jam right thurrrrr. Ya hurd?" ahahaha |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 26,2007 1:34pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] powerkok said:this trick ass mark is in the wrong thread! Fo Realrealz. xmikex said:best get ta steppin Mess said:smack'n clits'n shit aaaaahahahahaha I gotta write all this shizazzle down for material. mos def, sun |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 26,2007 1:37pm - dreadkill ""] i left a comment for MSD |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 26,2007 1:54pm - babyshaker nli ""] "yo so me ronny and boo boo was chillin on the stoop when like six dudes came out the cut wit they nina's blazin son. Ronny hit da flo but his back was toe up from dem mack millies son. Boo boo got out just in time as ray ray hopped out the eskalade. and mad crazy shots went the fuck off. i bounced back to da stash spot to hold da heata. but dang wuldnt you kno i left da xtra clipz at the spot son." dude i heard his on a documentary about gang violence i wish i could ocme up with words liek that and have it be cool |
| ________________________________ [Mar 26,2007 2:23pm - xmikex ""] something tells me this picture comment isn't gonna last too long. http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?...c482032-5739-473c-827f-bdcc7187897b |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 26,2007 2:47pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] dreadkill said:i left a comment for MSD "U JANKYAZZ DONKEEDICK BUSTAH! IMMA JACK U IN DEM TEEFS WIF MAH EGGBERTS, YA HUUURD? JUZ PLAYIN, SON. HOLLACOPTA!" HOLLACOPTA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH xmikex said:something tells me this picture comment isn't gonna last too long. http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?...c482032-5739-473c-827f-bdcc7187897b ahaha that's fucking great. I have 4 or 5 fucking great conversations going on right now. I'm too busy at work to organize them, though. I'll have to post them all when I get home. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 26,2007 3:00pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] ahahaha, i can't wait to post this new shit. I hope to christ my account doesn't get deleted now, because I haven't saved any of these conversations locally yet. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 26,2007 3:36pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] So which one you silly bastards is "Joe"? http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...user.viewprofile&friendid=171555399 |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 26,2007 3:39pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:So which one you silly bastards is "Joe"? http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=171555399 hahaha I posted this before that last message by the way. I just read the new one though. |
| ___________________________________________ [Mar 26,2007 3:43pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] oh man this just keeps getting better. i might have to set one up too. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 26,2007 3:58pm - xanonymousx ""] i could see P-Qwan on the Maury show Maury-"P-Qwan saids he's not the father here is a video we shot before the show" P-Qwan " Yo Maury I'm Here to tell everyone that Monque is a slut and i am not the father of her baby. i can't believe yo man shes a two dollar whore." |