Nothing makes me laugh more....[views:126438][posts:557]____________________________________________________ [Mar 26,2007 4:04pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] haha [img] |
| _________________________________ [Mar 26,2007 4:08pm - sxealex ""] i have been ignoring this thread till now holy shit that was sick... i like the cyber sex one its hilarious she doesnt react earlier |
| ________________________________ [Mar 26,2007 4:08pm - xmikex ""] tha P stops his flow for no lady, no bloodtest, no child support, no way, no how. yeAH! |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 26,2007 4:30pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] true dat |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 26,2007 5:14pm - hungtableed ""] what do you do this from, a fake profile? |
| ____________________________________________ [Mar 26,2007 5:34pm - TheFilthyFrenchman ""] I think you should go fishin with " damn gurl dem raisin titties is wurt goin back to Rikers fo' |
| ____________________________________________ [Mar 26,2007 5:45pm - TheFilthyFrenchman ""] and maybe add this in your profile pics [img] my babies mama |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 26,2007 9:59pm - the_reverend ""] http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...=user.viewprofile&friendid=97029204 |
| _____________________________________________________ [Mar 26,2007 11:04pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Name: *LAFFY TAFFY* TAKE A PICTURE, IT WILL LAST LONGER! Profile: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...9fcbc8a-37d5-4e37-9656-6142ec20de42 Photo of Victim: [img] Photo I'm commenting on: [img] The comment I left: sheeet son, Id buss up in dem guts, fo'reelreelz The message she sent me: WHATS GOOD WIT IT My response: nuttin much gurl, jus gettin mah stroke on to sum stuff in yoz myspaces picturs Her: O FA SHO... WHAT MADE U COMMENT MAH PIX OUT OF THE BLUE Me: nawreason. jus browsin an stumbld accros yo spaces. den i saw dat pictur of dat cutie an den just had 2 play sum pocketgolf Her: DAMN LOL LET ME REFRAZE THAT, THAT WAS MAH BABY SISTER PIX U COMMENTED...IF U THOUGHT THAT WAS MAH BABY LIKE FROM ME LOL NAW (She seems more upset over the fact that I wasn't talking about her rather than the notion of a full grown adult who can't speak English fucking her baby sister) Me: ahh it b cool, yo. eedah way, dat bitch be slammin! holland Her: lol but yeah were u live at Me: i'z ova in compton right now at da men's sheltah. where u at? Her: upland Me: werd son, werd. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 26,2007 11:07pm - dreadkill ""] amazing |
| _____________________________________________________ [Mar 26,2007 11:20pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Name: .::& SHE WANTS TO BE HAPPY. Profile: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...=user.viewprofile&friendid=27298040 Photo: [img] My Message to her: was gOiN on'z gurl, u wanna gEt wt a tru ta life thugazz gangsta? i bring u on a ride dat da clowncars aint neva gunna trick dis ostrich holla-saurus rex Her reply: NA I DNT WANT A GANGSTA...JUST A GUY WHO KNOWS HOW TO TREAT A GURL..AND UR CALI RITE Me: gurl, i kno'z how to treat mah peoples right ya heard? an where u at? arizonna? gurl, mah dick be reachin all da way ova to yo state n sheett Her: WELL I HAVE A BOYFRIEND....AND IM NOT THE CHEATIN TYPE..HA HA SO U THOUGHT U WERE GONNA GET SOME Me: mos def, gurl. nobodies can resist da charm uf holladaddy Her: LOL REALLY WELL I CAN Me: gurl, u dont knowz wut u missin, trickazz bustah. eye'll fuckin taye up yo azz like a ferris wheel full of gay scubadivers . Her: LMAO....WOW OK IF U SAY SO.. Me: so cmon gurl, talks dirty 2 me. u knowz we was made fo' each utha. Her: NA ITS KOO...I TOLD U I GOT A MAN.... Me: ok, i'll start if yo shy, gurl. ok, we'z in church and i see u singin dere in da front pew, lookin all hot n shyt. afta da mass is ova, i cum up an sit next 2 u. i gently touch yo leg as i commplimant yo buutiful singin voice, den u reach up my priest robe an grab mah vagaina Her: I DONE TOLD U I GOT A MAN Me: u no yo man can neva be as much man as me right he-ya. cmon gurl, u'z beutifull. he dont gotsta no if itz jus talkin' Her: BUT MY MAN IS THE MAN I BEEN LOOKING FOR... AND I CANT Me: maybee we'z can all freakay 2getha then.. i dont mind a lil dickplay as long as u dere 2 keep me hard likez a 4th grade math test. Her: WOW THATS GROSS Me: NAW NAW, once u get passed da fractions, it gets easier n shit. remember dat the numerator goes ova da denoninator is all. Her: MY ANSWER IS NO Me: i tried dat once but da tests iz always multaple choice. 2 many optionz 2 choosse frum, always keepin da bruthas down |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 26,2007 11:34pm - hungtableed ""] Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! I really am at complete fucking awe that people actually talk (eerr, type that is) like that. WTF?! Not only is everything spelled phonetically, but what's with the caps lock? ARE THEY REALLY THAT FUCKING RETARDED THAT THEY NEED BIGGER LETTERS? naw mean? I need to start my own bogus profile so that I can get in on this action. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 26,2007 11:38pm - powerkok ""] nono its wDf not wtf. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Mar 26,2007 11:41pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Started this one out the same as the last... Name: :K@¥-K@¥: Ðñ† JðKê Mï Mð†hÄ £µKñ §h¥† Profile: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...user.viewprofile&friendid=161509096 Age: 21 Photos: [img] [img] [img] [img] My message to her: was gOiN on'z gurl, u wanna gEt wt a tru ta life thugazz gangsta? i bring u on a ride dat da clowncars aint neva gunna trick dis ostrich holla-saurus rex Her reply: boi u straight WhiLlN! ahey boo do me a favor comment mi new picz n i will return da luv thanXx K@Y-K@Y holla-saurus rex---WaT Da HeLl DAt Iz? Me: ay yay gurl, why not be truggin da spotz off ya'llz ass? u wanna go wit 2 shopp da crizzle wit me? yo? Her: boi wat iz u talkn bout .. Me: gurl, dont be flackin da spizzle wit out even step-step-steppin off da supertraggles. naw mean? Dell PowerEdge 1850 dual xeon n shit. naw mean? Her: YeA BoI U HeARd BoUT DaT POWEREDGE 9080 DuAl xeon ..u needa go cop u up \'1 of dem...naw mean? dat shyt b on point Me: Let us make love, my darling swan princess. Her: boi u straight trippn ..do u b talkn lyk dat? Me: You'll have to excuse me madam. I do not fully comprehend what you are trying to say. Perhaps if you would enact a slight change in your language stylings, we could communicate with greater ease. Her: accordin 2 mi calculationz you the one who b talkn lyk dey been n college 4 da longest! Me: U DONT BE FUCKIN STEPPIN 2 ME LIKE DAT BITCH, IMMA CUT YO AZZ, FUUCKIN GUMPASS TRICK! Her: nicca u dnt fukn no u me ..u needa shut da fuk shyt up wid ya made up wordz n shyt nicca do me n u a fava n hit dat delete button shawday cuz u on sum dumb shyt folk .. n dnt fukn say u gonna cut me bytch nicca step 2 me correct u wanna say shyt lyk dat u dnt no me i dnt no u i culd take dat shyt 2 da fukn copz..u probally a fukn child melesta' bytch so fukn get ya shyt rite nicca iight im out pussy ass nicca K@Y-K@Y Me: c'mon gurl. i see yo suckin yo thumb in sum uf dem picctaz, i gots sumtin u can sucks on. Her: nicca u fukn childish 4 real wen u b on ya 21 get @ me..iight until den get @ a slideline hoe cuz dat aint evn me shawday .. Me: gurl wutchu talkin bout? i's only 3 yearz yunga dan u. if u were 2 try me out id turn yo world upsidown. Her: man shawday wateva get on sumwere wid dat shyt ..i dnt mess wid lil kidz get off mi pge shawday 4 real Me: u nuttin but a trickazz bustah. if u aint be messin wit little kidz, then why u showin piczz of u suckin on pacifiers n shit in u profile. u a fuckin fakeazz cunt bustah Her: get off mi pge dnt message me tell me wat da fuck i am u dnt no shyt bout me stupid ass nicca.. msg me again n ima block ya bytch ass n i aint 21 stupid fukn child melistor..get on sumwere wid ya ugly ass nicca damn.. K@Y_K@Y Me: realy? dam gurl, u gots da shortt end of da stick den, u lookz about 28 Her: ahah nicca u funnie cuz u was da 1 tryna b a groupie bout im fine nicca so who caught up n diz 1 ...boi u so fukn stupid ..u da 1 calln me ya princess n shyt SO SHUT DAT FUK SHYT UP ! Me: u nuttin but a trickazz bustah Her: iight datsa wat u think den thnk dat shawdaycuz im still do me ..ya dig but im dne tryna get u 2 get off mi jock so im out n i think itz funnie dat u tryna get mad @ sum1 u was tryna get wid so nicca get a lyf! im out n u blockd K@Y-K@Y -------------- That's when she blocked me. I have no idea what she was saying towards the end. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Mar 26,2007 11:52pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] the_reverend said:http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=97029204 I'd like to shake that guy's hand for acting like a human being. |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 27,2007 12:09am - DomesticTerror ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:Name: .::& SHE WANTS TO BE HAPPY. Profile: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...=user.viewprofile&friendid=27298040 Photo: [img] My Message to her: was gOiN on'z gurl, u wanna gEt wt a tru ta life thugazz gangsta? i bring u on a ride dat da clowncars aint neva gunna trick dis ostrich holla-saurus rex Her reply: NA I DNT WANT A GANGSTA...JUST A GUY WHO KNOWS HOW TO TREAT A GURL..AND UR CALI RITE Me: gurl, i kno'z how to treat mah peoples right ya heard? an where u at? arizonna? gurl, mah dick be reachin all da way ova to yo state n sheett Her: WELL I HAVE A BOYFRIEND....AND IM NOT THE CHEATIN TYPE..HA HA SO U THOUGHT U WERE GONNA GET SOME Me: mos def, gurl. nobodies can resist da charm uf holladaddy Her: LOL REALLY WELL I CAN Me: gurl, u dont knowz wut u missin, trickazz bustah. eye'll fuckin taye up yo azz like a ferris wheel full of gay scubadivers . Her: LMAO....WOW OK IF U SAY SO.. Me: so cmon gurl, talks dirty 2 me. u knowz we was made fo' each utha. Her: NA ITS KOO...I TOLD U I GOT A MAN.... Me: ok, i'll start if yo shy, gurl. ok, we'z in church and i see u singin dere in da front pew, lookin all hot n shyt. afta da mass is ova, i cum up an sit next 2 u. i gently touch yo leg as i commplimant yo buutiful singin voice, den u reach up my priest robe an grab mah vagaina Her: I DONE TOLD U I GOT A MAN Me: u no yo man can neva be as much man as me right he-ya. cmon gurl, u'z beutifull. he dont gotsta no if itz jus talkin' Her: BUT MY MAN IS THE MAN I BEEN LOOKING FOR... AND I CANT Me: maybee we'z can all freakay 2getha then.. i dont mind a lil dickplay as long as u dere 2 keep me hard likez a 4th grade math test. Her: WOW THATS GROSS Me: NAW NAW, once u get passed da fractions, it gets easier n shit. remember dat the numerator goes ova da denoninator is all. Her: MY ANSWER IS NO Me: i tried dat once but da tests iz always multaple choice. 2 many optionz 2 choosse frum, always keepin da bruthas down i can't even begin to say just how funny that whole conversation is...oh my friggin' god... |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 27,2007 12:16am - DomesticTerror ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said: Me: gurl, dont be flackin da spizzle wit out even step-step-steppin off da supertraggles. naw mean? Dell PowerEdge 1850 dual xeon n shit. naw mean? Me: Let us make love, my darling swan princess. holy shit...this is priceless! ...what the fuck does 'shawday' translate to? |
| ________________________________ [Mar 27,2007 12:51am - yummy ""] Okay, I give. I fucking laughed out loud at this line i bring u on a ride dat da clowncars aint neva gunna trick dis ostrich holla-saurus rex |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 27,2007 6:03am - Granny_Monster ""] DomesticTerror said:menstrual_sweatpants_disco said: Me: gurl, dont be flackin da spizzle wit out even step-step-steppin off da supertraggles. naw mean? Dell PowerEdge 1850 dual xeon n shit. naw mean? Me: Let us make love, my darling swan princess. holy shit...this is priceless! ...what the fuck does 'shawday' translate to? I'm fairly sure it's "shortie"...? Please keep this going while I'm at work. I need gems like this to keep me going: "eye'll fuckin taye up yo azz like a ferris wheel full of gay scubadivers" |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 27,2007 6:54am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Granny_Monster said:DomesticTerror said:...what the fuck does 'shawday' translate to? I'm fairly sure it's "shortie"...? ohhhhhh.... Now I see. I was wondering myself but had no idea. ...God I hate these people. |
| ________________________________ [Mar 27,2007 8:08am - xmikex ""] do black people ever read bulletins or are they only good for posting spam? this ill azz bulletin got no replies; From: P-Qwan Date: Mar 26, 2007 9:05 PM Subject scope dIs ill Poem I jus wrote Body: yo, dis is base off a true story ya'll. I jus had ta git it out nah mean? There once wuz a gurl named Fonesha she wuz Fly so I sez "nice ta meet ya" da girl gamme sum play but she got pregnant one day and I says "Bitch, squeeze dat baby back in fo' I beat ya!" Fo REAL, all yall buSta ass uGly bitches think you gonna git da P ta pay child support Fuck YalL! YalL ain neva gonna caTch me yoU sloppY a$$ treedOlla BIATCH. - P to tha Qwan ill senSative style yo word |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 27,2007 8:18am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] haha |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 27,2007 8:30am - Granny_Monster ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:Granny_Monster said:DomesticTerror said:...what the fuck does 'shawday' translate to? I'm fairly sure it's "shortie"...? ohhhhhh.... Now I see. I was wondering myself but had no idea. ...God I hate these people. Growing up in the projects taught me something, afterall! |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 27,2007 8:43am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] fosho |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 27,2007 8:57am - CaptainCleanoff ""] I done told you!!! |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 27,2007 12:17pm - dreadkill ""] supertraggles |
| _________________________________ [Mar 27,2007 12:27pm - xmikex ""] I'm trying to be more conversational (if that's what you can call it) with these people to try to lure them into better dialogue. So far it doesn't seem like it's working. I sent out a couple good ones this morning though, we'll see how it goes. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 27,2007 1:59pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Just whip up a really fucking stupid sentence or two, then go through your friends list and find 3 or 4 people that are currently online. Then send them the same message. Odds are that 2 of them won't respond back, 1 of them will be a flake, and the other one will be an idiot worthy or RTTP glory. |
| _________________________________ [Mar 28,2007 10:35am - xmikex ""] who the hell taught black people how to set their myspace for comment approval. now this beautiful comment will probably never see the light of day. the girl: [img] the profile: http://www.myspace.com/sexc_vastyle the comment: yo wut it do mah nubian princezz. im down ta buttah yo cornbread u slutazz trIck prossatute. u fly. hoLla at ya boy!! |
| _________________________________ [Mar 28,2007 10:42am - xmikex ""] *warning* this picture may make you a little dizzy the picture: [img] the comment: yo wut it is B. yalL looKin fyne az hellll girl. LemmE take a hacksaw ta dem tit-tayyyys. u flyazz guzzla trick. HolLLA!! apparently she's into hacksaws because she left me this comment in return: ty 4 the add an the comment on pic .. showing u some love holla |
| _________________________________ [Mar 28,2007 10:42am - xmikex ""] i finally got a rise out of a couple of them. i'll post the full conversations as soon as I can. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 28,2007 10:52am - dreadkill ""] hahahahaha |
| _________________________________ [Mar 28,2007 11:32am - xmikex ""] There's so much going on in this profile that it froze my browser. I offered here some constructive criticism and she took it the wrong way. http://www.myspace.com/queenofthacliff [img] MY message to HER wut Da fuk is up wit yo ProfiLe. dis niggaZ about ta have a sucka seezure from jus lookin at dis wack azz shit. who da hell designed dis hoochie mamma bullllshit? trickass bIatch. hollAseizure HER reply WHO DA FUCK ARE U I DIDNT ASK U TO COME TO MY PAGE IF U READ CAREFULLY IT SAY HATERS LEAVE NOW SO U SHOULDHAVE PRESS THE X AT THE TOP AND DISSMISSED YO ASS OF MY SHIT BITCH MY rebuttle ey yo wuz dey a sale on capitul letterz at waLgreens uh somethin? bitcH u even tYpe liKe a busTah. wut u no bouT doRchestor B. yaLl ain't fah reel. HER response again FUCK U PAY ME!!!! AND OAKCLIFF IS WERE IM AT!!!! AND IM OUT THIS BITCH!!!! MY last response qUeen bUsta. das U. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 28,2007 12:33pm - dreadkill ""] have you guys used HOLLA-CAUST! in any of your messages yet? |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 28,2007 1:41pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] hahahahah dreadkill said:have you guys used HOLLA-CAUST! in any of your messages yet? Yes. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 28,2007 1:42pm - dreadkill ""] excellent |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 28,2007 1:44pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Actually I just looked, apparently I've never used it in any of the conversations that made this thread, but I've used it a few times in conversations that didn't make the grade. At first I was working up to it with stuff like HOLLAtron, mr HOLLAnd's opus, HOLLAnd, HOLLA-saurus rex, HOLLA fo' a dallah, and so forth. |
| _________________________________ [Mar 28,2007 2:18pm - jonnyc ""] holy shit. |
| ________________________________ [Mar 28,2007 2:44pm - xmikex ""] I think Holla Daddy is selling his bass. Check it... http://boston.craigslist.org/nos/msg/301947530.html |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 28,2007 9:12pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha I totally forgot I wrote this... I just went back and looked at the first message I ever sent on the HollaDaddy69 account. As soon I signed up, some white girl wrote me this message: "THANX FOR DA ADD BOO WUTS GOOD WITH U" To which I responded: "Fuck off and die, you race-betraying slampig." |
| ________________________________ [Mar 28,2007 9:17pm - NIGGER ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said: [img] What an attractive young lady. This whole thread is racist and should be banned. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Mar 28,2007 10:16pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] If ghetto retards are considered a race, then yes, I suppose I am horribly racist. |
| _________________________________ [Mar 28,2007 10:47pm - xmikex ""] Aiiight so here's the story behind this one. I added this kid, and decided to put him on my top 8 for no real reason. [img] http://www.myspace.com/973sexy My message to him yo son wut da fuck yall. yalLz on my top 8 an I aintz even on yo top 24? dis iz bout respect nicca how u gunna play me like dat brah? i Ain't evn Tryin ta hear dat! RESPEC nicca holla His reply mah bad!! its like i dont consider mahself as knowin u cuz i dont know anything about u!! My response jus playin homie. lean back. you aight. ey u think yall could hang onTo a knife fo me? His response wat da hell? i dont get u!! My Reply dats it dawg. im sorry yo but you out. you off da top 8. we cool an all, but fo real,,, I cant hav no top 8 Bustah list goin on up in here. That shit iz wack. I repalced yall wit a girl too. Dis sum humileation shit right hurr. Hope dat burrns nicca. peace. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Mar 28,2007 10:50pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] hahahaa that's awesome. And did I ever post the conversation I had about my knife thing? I randomly asked some guy to hold onto a knife for me, but he didn't say shit in response. I was wondering if that was just a coincidence that you asked somebody the same thing hahaha |
| ____________________________________________ [Mar 28,2007 11:13pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] i think i'm gonna make a book out of this and makes lots of $$. |
| _________________________________ [Mar 28,2007 11:58pm - xmikex ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:hahahaa that's awesome. And did I ever post the conversation I had about my knife thing? I randomly asked some guy to hold onto a knife for me, but he didn't say shit in response. I was wondering if that was just a coincidence that you asked somebody the same thing hahaha hahaha yes you posted that one. that was my tribute ta HolLa Daddy |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 29,2007 6:18am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] ohhhhhhh yeah... haha I searched for it in my browser but couldn't find it becuase I spelled knife the ghetto way as "kniffe". |
| ______________________________ [Mar 29,2007 8:02am - Mess ""] hahahahahhahahaha! mmmmmmmmmm... Fried Chitlins! http://www.mydeathspace.com/article/2007/0...d,_and_then_burned_on_a_patio_grill |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 29,2007 8:49am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] That philly thug gangster girl I was talking to about dickholes in the eyes and stuff is like my best friend now for some reason. I'll have to post part2 of what transpired. |
| ______________________________ [Mar 29,2007 8:51am - Mess ""] you should send a picture of yourself in black face |