Nothing makes me laugh more....[views:126536][posts:557]________________________________________ [Mar 29,2007 8:59am - Granny_Monster ""] Mess said:hahahahahhahahaha! mmmmmmmmmm... Fried Chitlins! http://www.mydeathspace.com/article/2007/0...d,_and_then_burned_on_a_patio_grill Holy fuck! |
| ______________________________ [Mar 29,2007 9:01am - Mess ""] hahaha themz tasty |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 29,2007 9:04am - hungtableed ""] hahahahaha, black face. Um a glAd dis shiZ riGht her iz sTilL poPin, fo rEalz yo. tIz fUnniEr tHen bLacK fAce! |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 29,2007 9:13am - hungtableed ""] xmikex said: My response jus playin homie. lean back. you aight. ey u think yall could hang onTo a knife fo me? His response hahaha, I damn near shit myself laughing at that. Do g's really do that? hang on to knifes or guns for their bros? |
| ________________________________ [Mar 29,2007 9:19am - xmikex ""] I'd expect any one of you RTTP OGs to hang onto a knife for me. |
| ________________________________ [Mar 29,2007 9:36am - xmikex ""] So a while back I said you can say anything to a black girl as long as you end it with "HOLLA". I found out that it just isn't true, and was a totally unfounded and ignorant thing to say. But I also learned (or learnt) that you can literally, without exception, say ANYTHING to a black girl as long as you tell her she's fly. I just told some girl she was "Tha flyest azz skank bitch on da myspacez" and she sent me a friend request. DAYYYM. |
| ___________________________________________ [Mar 29,2007 10:05am - largefreakatzero ""] This is the most important thread ever. I have to stop clicking on it at work. I'm going to give myself a hernia trying to stifle the laughter. $holla-pop-pop$ |
| _____________________________________________________ [Mar 29,2007 12:04pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] my html version is almost done. I'm just waiting on some bitch to readd me so I can grab the photo of her and her son. http://dismal.ath.cx:8099/astronaut_bread/holladaddy69.html |
| _________________________________ [Mar 29,2007 12:13pm - xmikex ""] I'm assuming this kid is never writing back. So I'll post what I've got on the grounds that it's a great premise for fucking with one of these kids. [img] My message to Him u take my bassketball u sucka azz muthafucka? His relpy to Me First of all I don't know you, second of all from do you know me from? and Third of all no I didn't take your fuckin ball My Response damn man I found it. it wuz unda tha couche da whole time. so dont get yo sucka azz panties in a knot. trickasz busta. you ain't neva gonna be as real as me. wut. somehow or another that ended the conversation. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Mar 29,2007 12:17pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] hahaha that was fucking great. Lay that line on someone else and see where it goes. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 29,2007 1:27pm - dreadkill ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:my html version is almost done. I'm just waiting on some bitch to readd me so I can grab the photo of her and her son. http://dismal.ath.cx:8099/astronaut_bread/holladaddy69.html magnificent |
| __________________________________ [Mar 29,2007 2:34pm - powerkok ""] a few tips, you may or may not know: fanger=finger hurr=hair thurr=there whurr=where comote=toilet eenkpein=pen oll=oil |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 29,2007 2:37pm - Granny_Monster ""] powerkok said:a few tips, you may or may not know: fanger=finger hurr=hair thurr=there whurr=where comote=toilet eenkpein=pen oll=oil "Hurr" can also be used in place of the word "here" :spineyes: |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 29,2007 2:40pm - RichHorror ""] Both Mike's fake myspace profiles have taught me so much about black culture. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 29,2007 2:45pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Have you showed you the other secret one before? I forget. The one I created for this thread is merely the newer public one. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 29,2007 3:26pm - hungtableed ""] largefreakatzero said:This is the most important thread ever. I have to stop clicking on it at work. I'm going to give myself a hernia trying to stifle the laughter. $holla-pop-pop$ I don't even sit in front a computer at work and I laugh my fucking balls off all day thinking about it. "yO nIcCa, cAn U hOlD oN 2 a kNife 4 mE?"" |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 29,2007 3:37pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] After I had that conversation with the girl about fucking her as a 5th grader and thinking about the holocaust and killing her I was laughing all day long. People probably thought I was crazy. They would have thought right. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 29,2007 3:52pm - hungtableed ""] Add y0 nIcCa iCe! http://www.myspace.com/icedoutkingofcrunk |
| ________________________________ [Mar 29,2007 3:56pm - xmikex ""] I've got a couple of good ones brewing. I give you 100% permission to put any of my stuff on your website. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 29,2007 3:58pm - hungtableed ""] I'm ignorant and I'm creative enough however I might just have to use the whole "can u hold on to a knife for me" line- that's fucking priceless. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 29,2007 4:05pm - hungtableed ""] hahahahahaha that's so funny that you got the maury video clip on there, I was seriously thinking about doing that before. That is really the epitome of urban culture. "I ain't want no baby I ain't yo babies daddy" |
| _________________________________ [Mar 29,2007 4:15pm - jonnyc ""] LONGEST THREAD EVER |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 29,2007 4:28pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] This is only the 22nd longest thread. |
| _____________________________ [Mar 29,2007 5:13pm - pam ""] I just read this whole thread. I am madly in love with MSD. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 29,2007 5:18pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] My trickazz bustah charm never ceases to win over the ladies. My crippling self-esteem issues do that just fine. |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 29,2007 8:21pm - DUG_nli_again ""] MSD is going to end up fucking an underage black myspace chick and then try to buy her off of her parents. I can see it now. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 29,2007 8:33pm - xanonymousx ""] whats gonna happen if those people find the real "DaH NiGgUh U CaN TaKe HoMe 2 Ya PaReNtS"? |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 29,2007 8:40pm - xanonymousx ""] this busta is asking for some lovin from P-Qwan and "Dah NiGgUh". |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 29,2007 9:42pm - hungtableed ""] dAh mUtHa fUcK!n Cr!p WaLk NiCcA - gEt yO gAme oN g'S uP BoW dOwN |
| _____________________________________________________ [Mar 30,2007 12:46am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Oh look... black people can riverdance! |
| _____________________________ [Mar 30,2007 5:04am - Dar ""] damn mike you're gettin some chops here, shit gets better and better still I think MSD's edge and what makes him so brilliant is how well he lowers himself to the level of the people he's talking to, if you know what i mean don't know how he does it as I was scrollin down reading the latest I was thinking to myself this is the kind of thing that blows up on the internet if you made a page out of it and then you did s'awesome |
| _____________________________ [Mar 30,2007 5:24am - Dar ""] i just noticed the chick from the longer cyber log is pretty much fuckin gorgeous you guys think that's a real account? all the small, crap closeups of her tits and ass make me wonder and none of her comments, photo or in the profile, are from people who seem to actually know her...that shit is definitely fake dude it probably is actually a cop...or another fat white dude :P i bet making a profile like that and trying to get these guys turned on is also funny as hell |
| ________________________________ [Mar 30,2007 3:54pm - xmikex ""] i've got a bunch of good ones cooking right now. unless MSD posts some more this will probably be my last batch. |
| ________________________________ [Mar 30,2007 4:13pm - xmikex ""] here's one. i didn't think this one would go anywhere, but it was still fun. [img] http://www.myspace.com/CandisRichburg Message I sent to Her yalLz tha bigGest busTah I ever seen. fo reelz. HolLA Yall Her Reply To Me I'M NOT TRYNA B RUDE OR ANYTHING BUT, WHAT? I DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT SHIT! WHO DA FUCK IZ YALL, WHEN I'M ONLY 1 DAMN PERSON. HOLLA BACK SO I CAN UNDERSTAND 'CAUSE I REALLY DON'T RITE NOW PARTNER. ~1~ My Reply To Her (not making sense) ey yo da P ains nobadys partner yaLl. dis right hurrs a one man show baby all day straight poppin yall. i lay it out like yall don even know nicca straight up crackin B. yallz cant never touch my flow you bustah azz chickenhead. Her Response OK, WATEVA! I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND WAT THA FUCK U TALKIN' 'BOUT! N I HOPE THAT U NOT TRYNA CALL ME A CHICKEN HEAD NIGGA. ANYHOW, WHEN U READY 2 TALK 2 A REAL MAMA U HOLLA @ ME 'CAUSE I DAMN SURE DON'T COMPREHEND THIS SHIT U SAYIN' HERE. My reply to Her pleez B. yaLl gunna step ta me when yallz is looKin like a giant azz Q-Tip. yO whoevas ears dat Qtip be cLeaniN out mus be dirrrty daWg cuz daT shIt tuRned black yall. ya hEard. She Responds Again YO LOOK, I DON'T KNO' WHO THA FUCK U R N WHO U TRYNA CLOWN ON BUT, I'M NOT THA 1 2 GET IT POPN' OFF WIT'! UR NOT EVEN FUNNY N I DON'T KNO' Y U CLOWNIN' ON MY BANGIN' AZZ HAIRSTYLE. U MUST NOT KNO' NIGGA, MY HEAD LOOK GOOD. IT'S MORE LIKE A MOP TOO N NOT A Q-TIP BOI! NOW My Response To That yo dis sexual tenshun is killin me. u got any noodz? No response. Break a nicca's heart why dont ya. |
| ________________________________ [Mar 30,2007 7:00pm - xmikex ""] update: she wrote back... "HUH? WAT IZ NOODZ?" |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 30,2007 8:46pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] hahaha fantastic. |
| __________________________________ [Mar 30,2007 9:13pm - dertoxia ""] it's be pretty classic if the long convo with the young girl was some other person who has a website set up with their fake conversations on myspace too. |
| __________________________________ [Mar 30,2007 9:14pm - dertoxia ""] oh and if MSD and the guy who does the BloodNinja conversations were ever in the same room i think it would create some kind of antimatter vortex and suck the whole universe inside of itself. |
| _______________________________ [Mar 30,2007 9:23pm - Troll ""] Oh man.........These people are really low on the evolutionary scale. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Mar 30,2007 10:58pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] dertoxia said:oh and if MSD and the guy who does the BloodNinja conversations were ever in the same room i think it would create some kind of antimatter vortex and suck the whole universe inside of itself. Bloodninja was definitely a huge influence in these conversations. |
| ________________________________ [Mar 30,2007 11:50pm - Hoser ""] xmikex said:update: she wrote back... "HUH? WAT IZ NOODZ?" BUUUUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!! |
| ________________________________ [Mar 30,2007 11:50pm - Hoser ""] This thread really keeps me going. Please don't let the random harrassment end for any reason. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 31,2007 12:31am - Murph nli ""] I can see a video game coming from this Myspace: Race Wars - Ebonix |
| _________________________________ [Mar 31,2007 2:13am - sxealex ""] Troll said:Oh man.........These people are really low on the evolutionary scale. you wish. in 200 years we will ALL not know how to use a condom. 'N Shit. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 31,2007 3:31am - Morbid NLI ""] I vote this one of the best threads of all time. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 31,2007 8:33am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Murph nli said:I can see a video game coming from this Myspace: Race Wars - Ebonix hahahaha |
| _____________________________________________________ [Mar 31,2007 10:12am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:Name: PhillyThugGansta: 2NeVa LeAvE U My AnGeL4 Profile: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...14a38ae-9242-4125-b941-44eaddeb96da Main Photo (NOTE: THIS IS A WOMEN): [img] Photo caption: "G I AM FRESH 2 DEATH LOL" Bulletin SHE posted: "IF N E MEN HAD EVA DISRESPECT A LADY & IT COULD B UR MOM ESPECIALLY, ETC. ALL FEMALES P.T.G WILL KICK UR AZZ SO A MSG 2 ERR 1 LADIES: DUN BAK DOWN 4 NO BULLSHIT & MEN: KEEP UR MOM, AUNTY & GRAND MA SAFE U DIGG, "G UP" WHEN U HAVE 2" My response: "P1ckz up a fuckin book, yo gump ass bitch. u best not step to mah hood in compton. we fuckin string up ya cunt niggah azz. fo'reelreelz" Her response: "YO DUMB FUK WDF R U TALKIN BOUT?" Me: u herd me... BIATCH Her: I STICK MY GAP N UR MOUTH PUSSY SO Y R U BRING DRAMA FUCKIN PUSSY Me: ALL FUCKIN TALK BIATCH.. I BETCHU WULDNT NEVA STEP 2 ME IN COMPTON.. TRICKAZZ BITCH Her: BET U'LL NEVA STEP N PHILLY I GO YOUNG GUNZ ON UR AZZ U SHITY AZZ Me: ILL RAPE YO HOLE FAMILY N LEAVE EVERBODY U CAREZ ABOUT DEAD WIT DICKHOLEZ IN THEY EYES PHILLYTHUGGANGSTA UPDATE (I kept trying to re-add her with no responses from her until finally...) Her: TELL ME Y SHOULD I ADD U? Me: cuz u n me were madez fo each otha, gurl Her: YEA RIGHT AFTER WE CUSS EACH OTHA DA FUK OUT IDK (A week or so passes. She also has a new default pic and messages me out of the blue.) [img] Her: YO B r u mad at me? Me: nah gurl... wut's shakin? Her: MY HEART NAW JK NAW I'M JUS CHILLIN WAT ABOUT U KRUMPET? (BORING... I never wrote her back. She now keeps messaging me, though. She left me picture comments on almost every picture.) Profile comment she left me: I'M SHOIN ;UV ON UR PG HOMEY SO BRING IT BAK 1 Message she sent me: Subject: :> Body: COMMENT MY PICZ AND ME BAK PLAYBOi |
| _________________________________ [Mar 31,2007 11:11am - xmikex ""] KRUMPET |
| __________________________________ [Mar 31,2007 1:28pm - powerkok ""] Lull her into a false sense of security, then tell her you wanna fuck her Dad. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 31,2007 2:22pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. I'll do it! |