Nothing makes me laugh more....[views:126228][posts:557]____________________________________________________ [Mar 31,2007 2:37pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I'S JUS CHNAGED MAH DEFALT PIC ON MAH SPACEZ. I'Z ALSO ADDDED SUM FRESH JAMS TO MAH PAGE CHECK DAT SHYT NICCA http://www.myspace.com/holladaddy69 HOFFA |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 31,2007 2:42pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] hah, wtf... the guy who's profile I copied just added this picture to his photos: [img] |
| __________________________________ [Mar 31,2007 2:49pm - powerkok ""] HOFFA!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA To new levels. New fucking levels. |
| __________________________________ [Mar 31,2007 2:50pm - powerkok ""] You are changing black people as a whole. |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 31,2007 2:56pm - DomesticTerror ""] this thread made me late to work the other day. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 31,2007 2:58pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] hahaha PhillyThugGansta just left me a comment saying: "wat'z up wit ur music i was terrified a lil on sum real haha and i know wat???" Also... I'd to add that the guy who's profile I copied just added this photo: [img] I went ahead and added this photo to my own: [img] My caption: "dere aint nuttin i luvs mo' dan black metal and total recall" |
| __________________________________ [Mar 31,2007 2:59pm - powerkok ""] Seriously. Like I said, my brother now says 'fo realrealz' after most sentences. AND....I read this to my wife, who usually HATES my supposed bigotry, and she laughed her fucking tits off. This is world class shit. |
| __________________________________ [Mar 31,2007 3:01pm - powerkok ""] hahahahaha Quato/Abbath mix? sweet. I noticed a lot of these guys lift their shirts up, as if displaying no/some bullet holes. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 31,2007 3:01pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] haha I knew seeing movies at the Randolph Movie Theatre would pay off. |
| __________________________________ [Mar 31,2007 3:06pm - powerkok ""] Wow, could you even hear the movie? |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 31,2007 3:12pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Nope. |
| ________________________________ [Mar 31,2007 5:12pm - xmikex ""] powerkok said:Wow, could you even hear the movie? haha nope but you always new one some "nigga" should "look tha fuck out yo!" and then you knew something bad was gonna happen. |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 31,2007 5:27pm - DreamingInExile ""] Samantha said:I'm beginning to think that the movie Idiocracy truly is an accurate depiction of humanity's future. I'm still waiting for the first episode of OW! My Balls! to air... >:] that movie was hysterical. just watch out for Upgrayde the Pimp! |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 31,2007 6:09pm - xanonymousx ""] i love how you have devourment on your page. thats keepin it gangsta fo real |
| __________________________________ [Mar 31,2007 6:31pm - Samantha ""] DreamingInExile said:Samantha said:I'm beginning to think that the movie Idiocracy truly is an accurate depiction of humanity's future. I'm still waiting for the first episode of OW! My Balls! to air... >:] that movie was hysterical. just watch out for Upgrayde the Pimp! That would be spelled, "Upgrayedd". The extra "d" is for a "double-dose of pimpin". |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 1,2007 9:16am - hung_to_bleed ""] I am honestly beside myself with how purposely retarded there assholes spell shit. It really is harder for me to try and type like that than it probably is for them to type with proper spelling and grammar. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Apr 1,2007 4:08pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] YOU HAVE GOT TO BE SHITTING ME... Name: BLACC/KOREAN IS DA NEW SEXY CUZ(RGz) Profile: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...=user.viewprofile&friendid=39774514 Photo: [img] Message she sent me: Subject: hey cutie checc it out Body: i commented all yo pics so go comment mine fa me My response: sendz me pics uf ya dangazone first dawg hollacaust Her: HUH ? boi wat is yo prob i jus asked fa u 2 comment my pics fa me an wat language r u speak n cuz dat dont look like english Me: You should talk about who can speak proper English, you stupid fucking ignorant cunt bitch. You didn't spell a single word right in your last message. Have a great day. Her: awww that is messed up see i only talk like that to impress other black people i dont even spell like that and you dont have to call me out of my name like that did i call you a bitch ? no i didnt its all a matter of respect but ok i guess thats how you were raised lol but hey i was raised a little more different from you i atleast know how to treat someone respectful but i can see you dont ONLY TALKS LIKE THAT TO IMPRESS OTHER BLACK PEOPLE??????????????? How the fuck do I even respond to that. This blows my mind. Humanity is fucking doomed. |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 2,2007 10:24am - anonymous ""] respect never ceases to be an issue with black people. black people hate to disrespected. FACT. |
| __________________________________________ [Apr 2,2007 10:28am - davefromthegrave ""] anonymous said:respect never ceases to be an issue with black people. black people hate to disrespected. FACT. That's why they always call each other nigger. |
| __________________________________ [Apr 2,2007 11:13am - powerkok ""] Holy Fucking Shit. The Real Undercover Brutha. hahahahaa that is amazing. wow. |
| __________________________________ [Apr 2,2007 11:14am - powerkok ""] HAHAHAHAHHA dangerzone. |
| ________________________________ [Apr 2,2007 11:33am - xmikex ""] apparently this wigger kid can't handle the wrath of P-Qwan [img] http://www.myspace.com/chiefwiggem My mesage to him dis sum straIght uP busta foo azz shIt. sTep Da fuk ofF chIcKenhead guzzLa. His reponse hmmm, i didn't step ta you and yet i'm being told to step back...interesting. My final word cracka azz bustah. shuT yo fool heAd up. ainT yo azz laTe fo badmintOn practice uh somethin. check yo self foo. |
| _________________________________ [Apr 2,2007 1:32pm - powerkok ""] hahahaha guzzla |
| ___________________________________________________ [Apr 3,2007 5:17pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Name: *It's bout Me* Profile: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...14896bb-7884-40cd-ac07-a9ba1cee8e3a Photo: [img] Photo's caption: "such a cutie!!!!!!" Message she sent me: when u left dat comment,what did it mean My response: smuggadug Her: and what does dat mean? Me: Rasnozzle gus gus gus! Her: lol! anywayz if u want 2 leave me anotha comment,cuz i deleted da one u left, u can leave me anotha comment Me: Why r u fuckin wit me? Her: what r u talkin about? Me: I'm wise to your games, trickster. Her: neva mind just 4get about it. ok |
| ___________________________________________________ [Apr 3,2007 5:28pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] xmikex said:[img] MESSAGE FROM THIS KID TO ME (in reference to my Maury Povich "Not the Father" video on my page): rom: It's my time Date: Mar 24, 2007 12:20 PM yo, is that u in the video? MY RESPONSE From: P-Qwan Date: Mar 24, 2007 5:58 PM ey Yo man I wish. I wish fo once one a dem blood tests wuld come back neggative. I hads like eight ah dem alrudy day all say days mine. Dang man sumtimez I feel like drownin them little bitchass rugrats and they mamas. Wipin dey noses all ova my fly ass threads amd shit. u Feelin me dawg? HIS REPLY Body: lol...i hear you. This guy is the biggest fag. Since you posted this, he keeps messaging me. Here's the latest of my conversations with him... Name: A Nigg@ Like Me Stay On Top Of My G@me ! Profile: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...2f5895a-8a95-40a9-a6f0-d60c40da376e Photo: [img] His message to me: u like my new pic? My response: ya dawg, i jus fuckin busted 1 out. gotz me so hard thurr hoffa Him: thnax. Me: so wut r u wearin? Him: right now im in my under wear and u? Me: i b wearin only panties right now hurr Him: sounds good! what kind? Me: You're a cop. Him: no im not a cop. y would i be a cop. r u a cop? Me: Yes. Yes I am. Him: r u for real? dont play with me please. Me: You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you. Him: dont keep playin wit me. u cant be a cop, the stuff just doesnt add up. Me: Why u say dat? U sayin a cop cant be black? Dats racest. Him: thats not wat i mean...lol Me: I can fit my fist in my ass. He immediately sent a myspace IM request to me. This guy is like a black CastleDoomerown |
| _______________________________ [Apr 3,2007 5:42pm - xmikex ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:Name: *It's bout Me* Profile: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...14896bb-7884-40cd-ac07-a9ba1cee8e3a Photo: [img] HAHA this girl fucking SUCCCKKKSSS. I kept leaving her comments telling her to get her dumb ass in check and stop leaving spam bulletins. She deleted it and responded with her comment to me look don't be leavin no stupid ass commentz on my page. if u want me 2 change my password den messege me like yo ass has sum damn sense! my comment in return awww damnzzz, i'm sorry. mus be annoyin getting dumazz shit dat nobady wanz 2 read shuved in yo face. now yaLl knOw hoW i feelz u virus carryin biAtch she responded with thanx but my name isn't biatch I very maturely responded with yo namez be wutevaz I say it iz. and u bes be thankn me fo teachIn yo dumB azz hows ta use a computa u busta azz knuckledragga. |
| __________________________________ [Apr 3,2007 6:26pm - dreadkill ""] xmikex said:KRUMPET i thought i made that up as an ebonix term. apparently not. |
| __________________________________ [Apr 3,2007 6:28pm - dreadkill ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:I went ahead and added this photo to my own: [img] My caption: "dere aint nuttin i luvs mo' dan black metal and total recall" i almost shit my pants when i saw that. |
| __________________________________ [Apr 3,2007 6:34pm - dreadkill ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:Name: Me: Rasnozzle gus gus gus! i almost died from this. probably the funniest thing i've ever read in my life. |
| _________________________________ [Apr 3,2007 6:39pm - sinistas ""] gus! |
| ____________________________________________________ [Apr 3,2007 10:18pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] gus gus gus, nigga! seriously, though. Someone told me to say "HOLLAday Inn" in some of these. |
| ________________________________ [Apr 3,2007 10:50pm - xmikex ""] xmikex said:menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:Name: *It's bout Me* Profile: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...14896bb-7884-40cd-ac07-a9ba1cee8e3a Photo: [img] HAHA this girl fucking SUCCCKKKSSS. I kept leaving her comments telling her to get her dumb ass in check and stop leaving spam bulletins. She deleted it and responded with her comment to me look don't be leavin no stupid ass commentz on my page. if u want me 2 change my password den messege me like yo ass has sum damn sense! my comment in return awww damnzzz, i'm sorry. mus be annoyin getting dumazz shit dat nobady wanz 2 read shuved in yo face. now yaLl knOw hoW i feelz u virus carryin biAtch she responded with thanx but my name isn't biatch I very maturely responded with yo namez be wutevaz I say it iz. and u bes be thankn me fo teachIn yo dumB azz hows ta use a computa u busta azz knuckledragga. UPDATE she commented back with u know what fuck u, u ain't nobody My comment to her ey yo Id ratha be nobody den be a brokeazz goRilla looKin bizatch like yo selF. yalL loOkin likE pAtrick ewIng wit a weave. i dunno why yallz bustin on me. i aints steals yo bananas. BiATcH she commented back look u know what,just forget about everything i said and what u said. i'm gonna act like da adult since yo ass can't. i'm sorry,ok. i graciously accepted apologee excepted. don lit it happen agin yalL gorillaz in da mist shawwwdy. HOLLA - luyah! |
| ____________________________________________________ [Apr 3,2007 10:56pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] hahahahaahahahahahahahaahah |
| ____________________________________________________ [Apr 3,2007 10:57pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] We should use the buddy system when we're in hell together. |
| ________________________________ [Apr 3,2007 11:10pm - xmikex ""] hey man, she started it. |
| ________________________________ [Apr 3,2007 11:30pm - xmikex ""] I RE-UPDATED MY LAST POST! |
| _________________________________ [Apr 4,2007 4:00am - Samantha ""] OMFG! LMFAO! [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 4,2007 6:12am - deadlikemurf ""] this is a sweet hobby. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Apr 4,2007 8:45am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] xmikex said:I RE-UPDATED MY LAST POST! shawdaay! |
| _____________________________ [Apr 4,2007 9:02am - Mess ""] i aints steelz yo bannanas biatch! hahaha i spit my "black" coffee all over the place |
| ___________________________________________________ [Apr 4,2007 9:07am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Mess said:"black" coffee You should be ashamed of yourself. |
| ________________________________________ [Apr 4,2007 10:02am - SaintNicholas ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:Name: ♥MeL-oDy JoYcE-LyN Photo: [img] I'd hit it. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Apr 4,2007 10:15am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] With an 18-wheeler? |
| _______________________________ [Apr 4,2007 2:34pm - xmikex ""] I really really thought this one was gonna go further, but I guess I sketched her out too soon. [img] http://www.myspace.com/CuteAllTheWayThrough This girl is bi-sexual or something (I somehow found a bunch of lesbian black girls who all added me). I left her a comment calling her the flyest ass dyke on myspacez. She deleted it and sent me this message.... Her to Me Why u call me a dyke???? Me Back to Her ey yo don even sweat it babiegurl. dats jus like a term of affecshun. nah mean? like 'yo dawg' or 'wuz crackin nicca' or 'imma bust up in dat dyke snatch'. das just how we git down up in da Bean, nah meen? don't u worry you fly sexy ass dyke head about it gurlie girl. aiiight? holla It got no response, but the next day she sent me this with the title "Just sayin HI!" Whats Good P- Qwan??? I responded yo yo. not much over hurr. wuz crackah-lackin wit u gurrl? yo wuz BuffaLo like? i might needs ta be layin low somewhre for a while. da cops iz lookin for me agin. let ya boy know yall flyazz chickenhead dyke girlie gurl. hoLla wit ya bad self She replied It looks old, its small u can go from one side of the city to the other n like 45min... But the downtown clubs r off the hook we knw how to party thats what people cum here for.... P-Qwan responds awwww yeah. u know how ya boy does his thang. goin downtown ta git down for real reelz. shit sounds fresh girl. u think u could maybe do me a solid an hide a brotha out there fo a few dayz? tha cops always be ovareacting wen dey says dey find yo DNA at da crime scene. nah meen? holLa bacK homegirl - P she has thus far resisted any attempts to contact her |
| _________________________________________ [Apr 4,2007 2:37pm - DaveFromTheGrave ""] hahahaha |
| _______________________________ [Apr 4,2007 2:41pm - xmikex ""] Name: I GOT THE FANS TAKIN' PICTURES OF ME [img] http://www.myspace.com/b_attice I tried this line out on a bunch of people, he was one of the only dudes that took it...Me to Him Yo yo, ain't yall boyz wit Leroy? His message to me NAW! WHO'S LEROY? WE AIN' RAPPERS My reply dOn't front. i Got no beeF wit u, bUt u see dat sucka azz busta shaDy shade shade azz nicca Leroy u teLl him I wan my mOney or I gunna stab em in his utha eye. aiight? holla. He replies I DON'T KNOW WHO LEROY IS! WHAT MAKES U THINK I KNOW THIS DUDE? My message to him yo son yall aint hearin me. i gots no beeF wit u. aight? u jus tell mista 'aint no thang if i be gaffin tree dollaz from P-Qwan an neva payin him back' dat im gonna put his wacK azz in a whelchair! i don plaY dat shit son. we coOl tho. no response |
| __________________________________________ [Apr 4,2007 2:57pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] you guys are my heroes |
| ___________________________________________________ [Apr 4,2007 3:27pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] haha those last 2 were fucking great. Your best work to date. |
| __________________________________ [Apr 4,2007 3:34pm - dreadkill ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:haha those last 2 were fucking great. Your best work to date. i agree, pretty funny. |
| _________________________________________ [Apr 4,2007 10:51pm - d_blumpkin nli ""] have you heard of niggaspace.com? its like myspace but filled with nigga's |