Nothing makes me laugh more....[views:126175][posts:557]_____________________________________ [Apr 4,2007 11:04pm - xanonymousx ""] wow there actually is that site i just googled it. |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 4,2007 11:15pm - DrewBlood ""] this thread is amazing, anyone down for some 'HOLLA PATROL' t-shirts? |
| ____________________________________________________ [Apr 4,2007 11:18pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:YOU HAVE GOT TO BE SHITTING ME... Name: BLACC/KOREAN IS DA NEW SEXY CUZ(RGz) Profile: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...=user.viewprofile&friendid=39774514 Photo: [img] Message she sent me: Subject: hey cutie checc it out Body: i commented all yo pics so go comment mine fa me My response: sendz me pics uf ya dangazone first dawg hollacaust Her: HUH ? boi wat is yo prob i jus asked fa u 2 comment my pics fa me an wat language r u speak n cuz dat dont look like english Me: You should talk about who can speak proper English, you stupid fucking ignorant cunt bitch. You didn't spell a single word right in your last message. Have a great day. Her: awww that is messed up see i only talk like that to impress other black people i dont even spell like that and you dont have to call me out of my name like that did i call you a bitch ? no i didnt its all a matter of respect but ok i guess thats how you were raised lol but hey i was raised a little more different from you i atleast know how to treat someone respectful but i can see you dont ONLY TALKS LIKE THAT TO IMPRESS OTHER BLACK PEOPLE??????????????? How the fuck do I even respond to that. This blows my mind. Humanity is fucking doomed. UPDATE: CONTINUED CONVERSATION Me: Why would you talk different to impress black people? Please explain this logic. Her: because its a certain way us black people talk like gang bangers for example thay have there own talk an thats what im use to talking and spelling the way they do an this isnt how i talk all the time dis is da way dat i b spell n out ma words see thaths the writing and talking im use to doing Me: wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute... now you've confused me. Gangbangers can't read or write. Her: WHO TOLD YOU THAT Me: It's a well-known fact. Her: the ones i grew up with can read write and think and they're gang bangers real ones at that Me: This has been a fascinating discussion. Send me nudes. Her: awww u pervert i dont do nudies Me: Really? How do you shower? Her: uhhhh naked ! but i only act an do nasty things with a boyfriend not random people so uhh yea you really wont get much out of me Me: gurl, u needz ta b mah gurlfrend, den so i can taye yo ass up n cut up ya face n shyt. holla |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 4,2007 11:23pm - xanonymousx ""] P-Qwan and MSD need to be on the N-Space |
| ____________________________________________________ [Apr 4,2007 11:27pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Name: Victoria Profile: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...25d01d7-03a8-4d82-81f7-afbcf68535dd Photo: [img] Her message to me: hey whats up My response: Your cholesterol. Her: so what you doing Me: nuttin much gurl. jus gettin mah stroke on 2 sum of yo picturez Her: ooo so whats your name?? Me: Chuggs. What r u wearin gurl? Her: im not at home so i am wearin pants and a top Me: hawt! Her: you are mad sexy Me: thanx gurl. u wanna touch mah dick? Her: ya baby Me: touch it. it wont bite gurl. Her: lol i wish i could Me: i'll shove mah fist in yo cunt (She didn't write back so I wrote her another message after a day or so) Me: C'mon jiggles, let's party! Her: (Yes, that was a blank response she sent me. I responded by doing the same...) Me: Her: hey baby whats up Me: Your cholesterol. (Doesn't she realize we've had this conversation before?) Her: so what you doing Me: Researching an effective alzheimers medication plan for you. What are you doing? Her: um im just sittin in ma room and playin on ma laptop Me: I fucking hate you so much. |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 4,2007 11:29pm - xanonymousx ""] hahaha lol |
| ________________________________ [Apr 4,2007 11:33pm - xmikex ""] hahahahahaha cholesterol |
| _________________________________ [Apr 4,2007 11:38pm - sxealex ""] ohhh dagggg |
| ____________________________________________________ [Apr 4,2007 11:43pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:xmikex said:[img] MESSAGE FROM THIS KID TO ME (in reference to my Maury Povich "Not the Father" video on my page): rom: It's my time Date: Mar 24, 2007 12:20 PM yo, is that u in the video? MY RESPONSE From: P-Qwan Date: Mar 24, 2007 5:58 PM ey Yo man I wish. I wish fo once one a dem blood tests wuld come back neggative. I hads like eight ah dem alrudy day all say days mine. Dang man sumtimez I feel like drownin them little bitchass rugrats and they mamas. Wipin dey noses all ova my fly ass threads amd shit. u Feelin me dawg? HIS REPLY Body: lol...i hear you. This guy is the biggest fag. Since you posted this, he keeps messaging me. Here's the latest of my conversations with him... Name: A Nigg@ Like Me Stay On Top Of My G@me ! Profile: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...2f5895a-8a95-40a9-a6f0-d60c40da376e Photo: [img] His message to me: u like my new pic? My response: ya dawg, i jus fuckin busted 1 out. gotz me so hard thurr hoffa Him: thnax. Me: so wut r u wearin? Him: right now im in my under wear and u? Me: i b wearin only panties right now hurr Him: sounds good! what kind? Me: You're a cop. Him: no im not a cop. y would i be a cop. r u a cop? Me: Yes. Yes I am. Him: r u for real? dont play with me please. Me: You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you. Him: dont keep playin wit me. u cant be a cop, the stuff just doesnt add up. Me: Why u say dat? U sayin a cop cant be black? Dats racest. Him: thats not wat i mean...lol Me: I can fit my fist in my ass. He immediately sent a myspace IM request to me. This guy is like a black CastleDoomerown UPDATE: CONTINUED CONVERSATION Him: hey sexy...so wat uve been up to? Me: I'M A COP! Him: if u dont wanna tlk to me thats all u got to say but dont keep lyin. Me: I'm dead serious. Him: okay then. wat r u doin on here then. r u catchin child predators? Me: yes. Him: so how r things comin along? Me: I want to touch your manhood. Him: dont play wit me. r u really a cop tho? Me: YES. JESUS. Now where can we meet? I want to suck you off so bad. Him: we cant meet b/c im on the east coast and ur on the west. plus ur a cop. you'll lock me up. Me: I can fly out dere. Him: would u really travel that far just to do that? Me: mos def, son. mos def Him: i think thats a little much dont u? y cant we just be myspace buddies? Me: cuz we cant fuck ova mysapce, yo Him: but we can tlk. dont u like to tlk. Me: I'M A COP! |
| ____________________________________________________ [Apr 4,2007 11:46pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I just erased like 5 other conversations I had going because they were even stupider than these ones. I was trying to convince one girl to let me video tape her fucknig a horse. She wasn't going for it. I told her I'd find her a nice Mr. Ed type sexy horse. |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 4,2007 11:55pm - anonymous ""] largefreakatzero said:xmikex said:this thread is flawless. somebody find me a picture of some Yo Yo so I can make my own profile. pfft..that shit doesn't even spin |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 4,2007 11:55pm - anonymous ""] largefreakatzero said:xmikex said:this thread is flawless. somebody find me a picture of some Yo Yo so I can make my own profile. pfft..that shit doesn't even spin |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 5,2007 12:00am - anonymous ""] largefreakatzero said:xmikex said:this thread is flawless. somebody find me a picture of some Yo Yo so I can make my own profile. [img] Done & done. I just did a google image search on "wigger." The results were amazing. This isn't the best one, I am limited at work to what I can click on. i mean that shit |
| _________________________________ [Apr 5,2007 1:07am - Samantha ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:Name: Victoria Profile: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...25d01d7-03a8-4d82-81f7-afbcf68535dd Photo: [img] Her message to me: hey whats up My response: Your cholesterol. Her: so what you doing Me: nuttin much gurl. jus gettin mah stroke on 2 sum of yo picturez Her: ooo so whats your name?? Me: Chuggs. What r u wearin gurl? Her: im not at home so i am wearin pants and a top Me: hawt! Her: you are mad sexy Me: thanx gurl. u wanna touch mah dick? Her: ya baby Me: touch it. it wont bite gurl. Her: lol i wish i could Me: i'll shove mah fist in yo cunt (She didn't write back so I wrote her another message after a day or so) Me: C'mon jiggles, let's party! Her: (Yes, that was a blank response she sent me. I responded by doing the same...) Me: Her: hey baby whats up Me: Your cholesterol. (Doesn't she realize we've had this conversation before?) Her: so what you doing Me: Researching an effective alzheimers medication plan for you. What are you doing? Her: um im just sittin in ma room and playin on ma laptop Me: I fucking hate you so much. She is from Burlington, VT? Ha ha! Why are so many of these people from Vermont? I grew up in the Burlington area, and there were a lot of wannabe gangster types there. They were the biggest joke of the city. Has the idiot population tripled since I moved away, or what? Oh, how I would love to drop some of those wannabe Vermont homies into the worst parts of South Boston, Roxbury, Dorchester, Jamaica Plain, Great Brook Valley or Main South in Worcester... etc., etc. :krusty::gun: |
| _________________________________ [Apr 5,2007 1:54am - Samantha ""] This guy sent me a friend request on myspace. http://www.myspace.com/delsol418 P-Qwan should totally add him. |
| ________________________________________ [Apr 5,2007 3:01am - anonymoustache ""] i think i just spent an hour reading this shit and i shit my pants hardcore. some of you went far with some racist shit but the funny shit evened it out. to the kid that was talking to this chick you shouldve kept talking to that bitch and asked for noodz, 10 bucks says she wouldve done it. im gonna try it.here |
| ___________________________________________________ [Apr 5,2007 7:09am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I would have loved to, but she's 17. |
| _______________________________ [Apr 5,2007 8:48am - xmikex ""] that girl went back and forth with comments for a while last night. She deleted all my comment eventually but not before I saved this yesterday afternoon..... [img] |
| ________________________________ [Apr 5,2007 11:37am - xmikex ""] Totally different, but I still had fun with this one. This fool wrote me a message to correct something stupid in my profile. Name: ~PPQ NIT@ ROO~ {?IM SOOO ? XRATED?}~ [img] http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...3a0e50e-545c-4072-b4be-193373ff81d2 Her Message to Me IM JUST A RANDOM PERSON AND I SAW YOUR PAGE AND I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU THAT NON-FICTION MEANS NOT FALSE SO THAT MEANS ITS ALL TRUE NOT A LIE.YOU CAN JUST LOOK PASS THIS ARE WHATEVER BUT I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU THAT. My response to her "LIE.YOU CAN JUST LOOK PASS THIS ARE WHATEVER BUT I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU THAT." Hi, I just wanted to tell you that "are" (an auxiliary verb meaning 'to be' or 'to take place') doesn't make any sense in when you say "look pass this are whatever". What you wanted to say was "or (a conjunction meaning 'either' and 'otherwise') whatever. I just wanted to tell you that even that is horrific grammar. I also just wanted to tell you that the phrase "look pass this" doesn't make any sense in any existent human language. The word is "past" not "pass". One may look "past" something, as in beyond, or through it, not "pass" something. I also wanted to point out that typically in the English language we put spaces after our periods. I don't know what "LIE.YOU" is supposed to mean unless ".YOU" is some sort of file extension I've never heard of. I also wanted to point out that in any Latin based written language it's customary to use both uppercase, and lowercase characters in order to differentiate between the beginning and ends of sentences, proper nouns, etc. That's expected even IF you spill strawberry soda on your caps lock key. I just wanted to tell you that. It's a joke you busta azz foo. Wulcum to da Englizh language yAll. HOLLA! surprise surprse no response. |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 5,2007 1:05pm - xanonymousx ""] i love how you guys go from talking jive to talking proper english too talking jive again its great. |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 5,2007 1:06pm - xanonymousx ""] i can't believe this thread has been going on almost for a month already. |
| ________________________________________ [Apr 5,2007 2:05pm - anonymoustache ""] its the best thing i have ever read. stupid crackas. |
| ________________________________________ [Apr 5,2007 2:08pm - anonymoustache ""] quick question, am i the only NON-WHITE person reading this thread? |
| __________________________________ [Apr 5,2007 2:10pm - dreadkill ""] amazing |
| _______________________________ [Apr 5,2007 3:00pm - xmikex ""] anonymoustache said:quick question, am i the only NON-WHITE person reading this thread? there are, as you put it, "non-white" people who read, and post on this board. so probably not. |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 5,2007 3:03pm - xanonymousx ""] [img] someone should photoshop this guy to wear a misfits shirt or something like that. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Apr 5,2007 3:12pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] xmikex said:Totally different, but I still had fun with this one. This fool wrote me a message to correct something stupid in my profile. Name: ~PPQ NIT@ ROO~ {?IM SOOO ? XRATED?}~ [img] http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...3a0e50e-545c-4072-b4be-193373ff81d2 Her Message to Me IM JUST A RANDOM PERSON AND I SAW YOUR PAGE AND I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU THAT NON-FICTION MEANS NOT FALSE SO THAT MEANS ITS ALL TRUE NOT A LIE.YOU CAN JUST LOOK PASS THIS ARE WHATEVER BUT I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU THAT. My response to her "LIE.YOU CAN JUST LOOK PASS THIS ARE WHATEVER BUT I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU THAT." Hi, I just wanted to tell you that "are" (an auxiliary verb meaning 'to be' or 'to take place') doesn't make any sense in when you say "look pass this are whatever". What you wanted to say was "or (a conjunction meaning 'either' and 'otherwise') whatever. I just wanted to tell you that even that is horrific grammar. I also just wanted to tell you that the phrase "look pass this" doesn't make any sense in any existent human language. The word is "past" not "pass". One may look "past" something, as in beyond, or through it, not "pass" something. I also wanted to point out that typically in the English language we put spaces after our periods. I don't know what "LIE.YOU" is supposed to mean unless ".YOU" is some sort of file extension I've never heard of. I also wanted to point out that in any Latin based written language it's customary to use both uppercase, and lowercase characters in order to differentiate between the beginning and ends of sentences, proper nouns, etc. That's expected even IF you spill strawberry soda on your caps lock key. I just wanted to tell you that. It's a joke you busta azz foo. Wulcum to da Englizh language yAll. HOLLA! surprise surprse no response. hahahhaa bravo. Please post if she gets up off the floor and types a response. |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 5,2007 3:15pm - xanonymousx ""] i just noticed that msd had internet message sex with a 17 year old lol. |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 8,2007 11:02pm - dreadkill ""] post more stuff! |
| _________________________________ [Apr 8,2007 11:12pm - ZenErik ""] I didn't read most of the posts but definitely one of the best threads ever on the interweb. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Apr 8,2007 11:29pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] dreadkill said:post more stuff! I'll post some more tomorrow. I have 17 conversations stored up. Most probably lame. |
| _____________________________ [Apr 9,2007 7:03am - Mess ""] i got a random message from this baby gorilla... [img] http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...user.viewprofile&friendid=176320172 FROM HER: WUTS UP WIT ALL DAT RACEST SHIT ON YO'Z PROFILE. OH HELLL NAW. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Apr 9,2007 7:56am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] That was me. |
| _____________________________ [Apr 9,2007 7:59am - Mess ""] hahaha i kinda thought so but wasn't sure. that's great. you're going to do a lot of damage with that profile i can see it now. she's a "strong black women" |
| ___________________________________________________ [Apr 9,2007 8:07am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Oh yeah. I have to post them. Maybe I'll work on that now. |
| _____________________________ [Apr 9,2007 8:11am - Mess ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:Oh yeah. I have to post them. Maybe I'll work on that now. yeah, fuck real work. this is better. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Apr 9,2007 10:30am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:Name: Victoria Profile: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...25d01d7-03a8-4d82-81f7-afbcf68535dd Photo: [img] Her message to me: hey whats up My response: Your cholesterol. Her: so what you doing Me: nuttin much gurl. jus gettin mah stroke on 2 sum of yo picturez Her: ooo so whats your name?? Me: Chuggs. What r u wearin gurl? Her: im not at home so i am wearin pants and a top Me: hawt! Her: you are mad sexy Me: thanx gurl. u wanna touch mah dick? Her: ya baby Me: touch it. it wont bite gurl. Her: lol i wish i could Me: i'll shove mah fist in yo cunt (She didn't write back so I wrote her another message after a day or so) Me: C'mon jiggles, let's party! Her: (Yes, that was a blank response she sent me. I responded by doing the same...) Me: Her: hey baby whats up Me: Your cholesterol. (Doesn't she realize we've had this conversation before?) Her: so what you doing Me: Researching an effective alzheimers medication plan for you. What are you doing? Her: um im just sittin in ma room and playin on ma laptop Me: I fucking hate you so much. UPDATE: CONTINUED CONVERSATION (If there's anybody I've been talking to that I thought had serious mental problems, it's this bitch.) Her: hey baby whats up Me: Your cholesterol. Her: so what you doing babie Me: Researching an effective alzheimers medication plan for you. What are you doing? Her: you are so hot i want to just fuck you babie |
| ____________________________________________________ [Apr 9,2007 10:33am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Name: Ya Gurl!! Profile: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...576b725-e0c5-41a7-95ed-27d491ac4758 Photo: [img] Her message to me: so wuz with ya cuttie My response: mashed potato sunburn colostomy Her: so do u think that we can get to know each other Me: mos def scuba shoe roast beef cholera lessons Her: what are u talking about roast beef what the fuck Me: gurl, i wantz ta crawl inside yo roast beef curtains n sheet holla Her: why you did not answer my question Me: cuz tha dog soda rowboat dunkers dont holla at tha roofbacon Her: so u saying that im not cute Me: think whateva u want, u gumpass bitch. Her: dang what have i done to u Me: sallright wit chu eitha wit shadonkdonk skiing frisbees dig? Her: why you have to be so mean Me: thas jus howz i roll, gurl. pazazzle-zazzle! |
| ________________________________ [Apr 9,2007 10:35am - xmikex ""] xmikex said:I really really thought this one was gonna go further, but I guess I sketched her out too soon. [img] http://www.myspace.com/CuteAllTheWayThrough This girl is bi-sexual or something (I somehow found a bunch of lesbian black girls who all added me). I left her a comment calling her the flyest ass dyke on myspacez. She deleted it and sent me this message.... Her to Me Why u call me a dyke???? Me Back to Her ey yo don even sweat it babiegurl. dats jus like a term of affecshun. nah mean? like 'yo dawg' or 'wuz crackin nicca' or 'imma bust up in dat dyke snatch'. das just how we git down up in da Bean, nah meen? don't u worry you fly sexy ass dyke head about it gurlie girl. aiiight? holla It got no response, but the next day she sent me this with the title "Just sayin HI!" Whats Good P- Qwan??? I responded yo yo. not much over hurr. wuz crackah-lackin wit u gurrl? yo wuz BuffaLo like? i might needs ta be layin low somewhre for a while. da cops iz lookin for me agin. let ya boy know yall flyazz chickenhead dyke girlie gurl. hoLla wit ya bad self She replied It looks old, its small u can go from one side of the city to the other n like 45min... But the downtown clubs r off the hook we knw how to party thats what people cum here for.... P-Qwan responds awwww yeah. u know how ya boy does his thang. goin downtown ta git down for real reelz. shit sounds fresh girl. u think u could maybe do me a solid an hide a brotha out there fo a few dayz? tha cops always be ovareacting wen dey says dey find yo DNA at da crime scene. nah meen? holLa bacK homegirl - P she has thus far resisted any attempts to contact her UPDATED: Out of no where she messages me again Her message to me WHAT GOOD P-BABY!!! I try to ease into this one yo holla holla girl. how u livin? Her response Livin lovely! Peaches n cream always~! How bout u? Getting bored... my response glad ta hear it gUrl. im aiigt. like i said b4 i had sum trouble wiT da po po fo a while. but its alL good baBy girl. yall know how it is wit dem coPs. dey see a brotha walKin doWn tha street wit his shirT off all covad in blood an dey gots ta assume da worst nah meen? fo serious tho yaLl waNna shoW me a good tyme soMday wen I cum ta BufFalo? hoLla flYgirl. no response |
| ____________________________________________________ [Apr 9,2007 10:36am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Name: DON'T HUNT WHAT U CAN'T KILL Profile: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...153daf1-d4a9-4b3b-b548-54efe9397f16 Photo: [img] Photo I commented on: [img] Comment I left: hellz yea nicca, i'd buss up in dem guts fo'realrealz Message he sent me: WUT IT DO YO? THANKS 4 THE COMMENT. My response: no worry nicca, dat bitch be fly Him: YEAH, THAT'S MY NIECE, SHE IS 5 YRS OLD. CAN I HAVE YOUR NUMBA? |
| ________________________________________ [Apr 9,2007 10:40am - Granny_Monster ""] "cuz tha dog soda rowboat dunkers dont holla at tha roofbacon" BAH ha ha ha! |
| ____________________________________________________ [Apr 9,2007 10:41am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Ok. I have a couple more converations going on that aren't finished yet with the holladaddy account, so now I'll introduce... my new account and post some of those converations. Here's the profile: http://www.myspace.com/GhettoFreshness [img] |
| ________________________________ [Apr 9,2007 10:41am - xmikex ""] roofbacon |
| ____________________________________________________ [Apr 9,2007 10:54am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] My assumed identity: [img] "GhettoFreshness" http://www.myspace.com/GhettoFreshness Name of person I'm talking to: P-Qwan Profile: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...user.viewprofile&friendid=170398664 Photo: [img] [img] My message to him: WUT GOIN ON BOO? [img] His response: ey yo wut g00d wit u my nubiAn princezz. i'm jus chiLlin ova hurr. [img] Me: DATS FRESH B. WEAR U AT? WUT U INTO? [img] Him: yo babiegUrl. u kNow I be straIght chiLlin up here in tha Dot, Dorchesta BeantowN shawwdy. shitz tha ilLest. wuT u wan me tA be into gurl? i think tha P wuld be down fo anytHin fo yo fly self. sum nipple bitin, sum uh dat s&m tie u up an shit sHit. dRop it on me B im down fo wuteva. [img] Me: FRESH. I HAVEZ SUM FRENDS OVA IN DAT AREA FO'REAL. U EVA HEAR OF DA HIPHOP GROUP BETRAYED BY ALL? SUM MAH PEEPS IN DAT BAND. THEYZ OFF DA HIZZLE FO'SHIZ [img] Him: goddamnit. I wasted "tie you up n shit shit" for nothing. (haha, I just had to start with you :D ) |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 9,2007 11:00am - tomx nli ""] i want to marry this thread |
| ________________________________ [Apr 9,2007 11:08am - xmikex ""] all way too convincing |
| ____________________________________________________ [Apr 9,2007 11:16am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Remember the conversation me and Mike were hitting up with that guy guy before and I started saying "I'M A COP" all the time? He's one of the first people I added on the new profile... My assumed identity: [img] "Ghetto Freshness" http://www.myspace.com/GhettoFreshness Victim name: So Tired! Profile: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...6e78193-4b69-4942-8265-a642d0accfe2 Photo: [img] [img] His message to me: thanx 4 tha add sexy. i see ur a capricorn, well i am too. i think we will get along just fine. [img] My response: I'm a cop. [img] Him: y is it that every1 i tlk to is a cop? [img] Me: Well, you don't seem that bad to me so I'll level with you... Whatever you did, you must have pissed off my boss's boss downtown because he's got the attention of the whole division pointed towards you. What the hell did you do to piss off Commissioner Frederickson? -Det. Doyle. [img] Him: i really dont kno. i talked to one other cop now im in this mess. i didnt say anything wrong. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Apr 9,2007 11:18am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Mike, you have to message that guy as P-Qwan and tell him that you're a cop. |
| ________________________________________ [Apr 9,2007 11:22am - Granny_Monster ""] Ha ha ha ha! |
| ______________________________ [Apr 9,2007 11:22am - Mess ""] -Det. Doyle |