attn: Composted gang[views:6400][posts:62]__________________________________ [Aug 25,2008 3:46pm - brian_dc ""] what is this brilliance? bennyhillifier I'm dying |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 25,2008 4:34pm - the_reverend ""] faggy mac. terminally your adolf satan. |
| _____________________________________________ [Aug 25,2008 4:44pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Goddammit, I hate Mike for making it too easy to find this shit. |
| _____________________________________________ [Aug 25,2008 4:54pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] The worst part of this video is that it looks like I'm reading lyrics already written for this, but I assure you this was 100% ad lib. Oh and this is not us. It's clones. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 25,2008 4:56pm - archaeon ""] i land on cawk i land on cawk i land on cawk with mah puzzy lipz. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 25,2008 5:04pm - brian_dc ""] my path was: watched a vid of Eliot playing drums off of his music myspace page. clicked on link clicked user found dearth of vids |
| _____________________________________________ [Aug 25,2008 5:05pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Yeah I figured that's how, haha. |
| _______________________________ [Aug 25,2008 5:06pm - BenFo ""] I LOLed. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 25,2008 5:10pm - archaeon ""] Im pretty sure 90% of the views on that video are from me two weeks ago |
| ____________________________________________________ [Aug 25,2008 5:18pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] This is a top secret project. I have orders from MFR and Eliot to keep quiet, so I may remove this when I get home. This is not Composted. Yowza! |
| ________________________________ [Aug 25,2008 5:22pm - tylor ""] hahahahaha that whole "mcdonalds and burger king and ice cream sundaes" part had me in tears |
| __________________________________ [Aug 25,2008 5:28pm - brian_dc ""] I seriously had to push myself away from my computer when the first "fellate a dinosaur" came up same with "I've got labia babies" |
| ____________________________________________________ [Aug 25,2008 5:35pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] mark did like 4 of these. there was this one, surfer dude, baby voice, jim from bridgeport, and of course, a rap version. |
| _____________________________________________ [Aug 25,2008 5:39pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] I think there may have been 8 total since there are 2 different songs. |
| _______________________________ [Aug 25,2008 5:45pm - timma ""] "we are des-tined...to...land on the cack." Amazing. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 25,2008 5:51pm - narkybark ""] strange this came up since I first saw it last night (not that top secret), but I lulz'd |
| ____________________________________________________ [Aug 29,2008 1:19pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] LAND |
| _______________________________ [Aug 29,2008 1:26pm - timma ""] ahoy? |
| ____________________________________________________ [Aug 29,2008 1:34pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] fail |
| __________________________________ [Aug 29,2008 1:37pm - archaeon ""] ON A CAWK |
| ____________________________________________________ [Aug 29,2008 1:43pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] win |
| ____________________________________________________ [Aug 29,2008 2:23pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I think we need to make a kareoke version. Me and Eliot were cranking this shit the other week singing mark's LOAC lyrics over the version with no vox. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Aug 29,2008 2:24pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Don't fall. You'll land on a cock. From conception to departure We shall all land on a cock From birth to death we're breathing cocks Land on a cock, land on a cock Land on a cock Flower cock Statistics of cocks and dicks Dicks six six dicks From birth to death we fellate dinosaur babies Flowering into, land on a cock We are all dead Landing on cocks, landing on cocks Fellate a dinosaur Baby made of dicks Dick baby covered in dicks, dicks, dicks Land on a cock! Landing on cocks over the nation I land on cocks, I land on cocks I land on cocks with my pussy lips Hanging low from my knees to my toes I've got labia babies Land on a cock, land on a cock Land on a cock, land on a cock Land on a cock with my pussy lips Hanging low from my knees to my toes We are destined to land on a cock I like fellating baby crisco Eating mozzarella with Sisqo I put on my thong for him And then I land on his cock With my pussy lips hanging low Land on a cock |
| _________________________________ [Aug 29,2008 3:07pm - Martins ""] Shhhhhhh |
| _______________________________ [Aug 29,2008 3:18pm - sever ""] FELLATE DINASAURS |
| __________________________________ [Aug 29,2008 3:22pm - brian_dc ""] Eating mozzarella with Sisqo I put on my thong for him And then I land on his cock With my pussy lips hanging low lol @ mozzarella/Sisqo reference |
| ____________________________________________________ [Aug 29,2008 3:55pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Martins said:Shhhhhhh LOL WUT? |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 29,2008 4:10pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] THE LAND BEFORE COCKS |
| _________________________________ [Aug 29,2008 4:23pm - Martins ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said: Martins said:Shhhhhhh LOL WUT? Oh sorry. I meant "Shhhhhhhhhhit this is funny!" |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 29,2008 11:09pm - xanonymousx ""] people were slammin out to this shit in the breakroom today at work. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 29,2008 11:37pm - archaeon ""] the breakdown room |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 31,2008 10:42pm - archaeon ""] [img] |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 31,2008 11:02pm - archaeon ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________________________ [Aug 31,2008 11:21pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] [img] |
| ______________________________ [Sep 1,2008 9:02am - timma ""] archaeon said:[img] Pretty sure that slut in the background is about to land on a cock. Or already did...one of the two. |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 1,2008 1:12pm - RyanPlegics ""] The slut in the high chair? |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 1,2008 1:29pm - SacreligionNLI ""] hahaha. kudos. |
| ______________________________ [Sep 1,2008 2:11pm - timma ""] Clearly...who did you think I meant? |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 4,2008 4:40pm - SacreligionNLI ""] gotta bump this |
| ___________________________________________________ [Sep 4,2008 6:42pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] With permission from the fellas, I'll try to make another one of these this weekend. We have tons o' footage of Mark breaking out his million voices. |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 4,2008 7:21pm - the_reverend ""] the land before cocks didn't suck dick |
| _______________________________ [Oct 15,2008 7:04pm - timma ""] I just watched this yet again, and felt it was entirely worth a random bump. Fucking awesome. :shocker: |
| __________________________________ [Oct 15,2008 7:10pm - archaeon ""] WITH MY PUSSY LIPS |
| _______________________________ [Oct 15,2008 7:47pm - timma ""] HANGING LOW! Landonacawk. |
| _____________________________________________ [Oct 15,2008 7:54pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Anyone planning on attending the matinee this Sunday at the Brickhouse should learn the words and sing it with us. |
| _______________________________ [Oct 15,2008 8:22pm - timma ""] What do you think I'm doing right now? Preparing for the presidential debate? Contributing to society? Paying bills? No, I am learning Land On A Cock. |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 15,2008 8:30pm - Dave_Maggot ""] i need to practice it too |
| __________________________________ [Oct 15,2008 9:20pm - archaeon ""] I know it by heart. or by cock.... |
| ________________________________________________ [Oct 16,2008 4:58pm - AfterWorldObliteration ""] when does the show start sunday? |
| __________________________________ [Oct 16,2008 5:03pm - archaeon ""] 4 I'll drive you if you promise to land on my cock |
| _____________________________________________ [Oct 16,2008 5:04pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] [img] |
| ________________________________________________ [Oct 16,2008 8:11pm - AfterWorldObliteration ""] thanks mark. grant, my birthdays saturday, so i'll just land on your cock with my pussy lips and we'll call it a deal. who else is coming? |
| __________________________________ [Oct 16,2008 8:33pm - archaeon ""] As of right now, only Robin Lowe, whose some goofy dude who loves land on a cock and he wants to do the sing along hahaha. maybe lefman if he ever calls me bac.? |
| _________________________________ [Nov 7,2008 1:51pm - brian_dc ""] bump |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 7,2008 1:54pm - Dave_Maggot ""] barack obama is making me cheat on rttp with lambgoat |
| _________________________________ [Nov 7,2008 1:55pm - brian_dc ""] I have two lovers always |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 7,2008 1:57pm - Dave_Maggot ""] you sexy little devil you |
| _________________________________ [Nov 7,2008 2:06pm - brian_dc ""] my e-cock is in demand |
| ____________________________________________________ [Nov 9,2008 11:23pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I should upload the other song we did silly ass vocals to. |
| __________________________________ [Nov 10,2008 1:03am - grizloch ""] YES DO IT, AND LIVE VIDEOS IF THEY EXIST, INFINITELY YES |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 6,2009 12:56pm - gslizzle ""] this is my america |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 6,2009 1:03pm - boblovesmusic ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:I should upload the other song we did silly ass vocals to. |
| __________________________________ [Sep 6,2009 1:39pm - demondave ""] MarkFuckingRichards said:[img] I want you to create a worm hole using cocks and transport this show to October 2009 so I can look forward to it |