South Dakota's own fastest drummer moving to Boston auditioning bands[views:4960][posts:64]_________________________________ [Aug 30,2007 10:20am - rilly ""] Hello. I was voted fastest drummer in my state 2 years running but couldn't find a solid band so I'm throwing my eggs in a basket and moving to boston and auditioning bands for my services. Please leave links to your most incredible music recording on my email and I'll contact YOU!!!! Looking for a mix of Black,Death,Hardcore. southdakotaskins@hotmail.com |
| _________________________________ [Aug 30,2007 10:21am - rilly ""] This was given to me to post by my buddy Jay. He is as advertised and he is nasty! |
| _______________________________ [Aug 30,2007 10:22am - Mess ""] i'm the fattest drummer in wyoming |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 30,2007 10:26am - urinal turd ""] what band was he in? |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 30,2007 10:26am - the_reverend ""] who? where the hell is south dakota? such as, the wyoming. |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 30,2007 10:42am - DestroyYouAlot ""] It'll sound like Killswitch Engage on 78 speed. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 30,2007 12:22pm - Aura_At_Dusk ""] Damn I am Massachusetts fastest guitar player and i'm moving to South Dakota. That sucks we could have collaborated on a Doom band. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 30,2007 12:24pm - brian_dc ""] why don't you head to titsmcgee's thread. He's naive enough to believe that you're real. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 30,2007 1:02pm - Brad Weymouth ""] sure you can play fast, but can you croon? |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 30,2007 1:08pm - the_reverend ""] thank you for that. |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 30,2007 1:43pm - metal_church101 ""] I bet it was a blue-grass band. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 30,2007 4:12pm - Dankill ""] More good drummers are a good thing. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 30,2007 4:23pm - Kinslayer ""] I didn't know there were drums in South Dakota... |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 30,2007 5:45pm - metal_church101 ""] They are made out of hay from the farm. |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 30,2007 6:22pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] [img] grim |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 30,2007 7:19pm - Dwellingsickness ""] I am right up there with Rick Allen myself. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 30,2007 7:21pm - SkinSandwich ""] [img] [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 2,2007 9:09am - atthehaunted ""] I am the fastest drummer in MA with drumsticks, chicken drumsticks that is. |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 2,2007 9:20am - Brad Weymouth ""] another drummer john gillis will destroy |
| __________________________________ [Sep 2,2007 10:05am - brian_dc ""] yeah, what Brad said. Everyone is playing second to John. The dude who was in Psyopus for awhile is pretty boss too, but Gillis wins. |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 2,2007 10:06am - the_reverend ""] gillis won, you mean. untill he went to cali. |
| __________________________________ [Sep 2,2007 10:06am - powerkok ""] I am the fastest guitarist on my street. Although, Keith Richards lives on my street, hes famous but hes slow. |
| __________________________________ [Sep 2,2007 10:11am - brian_dc ""] the_reverend said:gillis won, you mean. untill he went to cali. *throws laptop* |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 2,2007 12:26pm - Dennis M. ""] rilly said:Hello. I was voted fastest drummer in my state 2 years running but couldn't find a solid band so I'm throwing my eggs in a basket and moving to boston and auditioning bands for my services. Please leave links to your most incredible music recording on my email and I'll contact YOU!!!! Looking for a mix of Black,Death,Hardcore. southdakotaskins@hotmail.com You are a fag. |
| _____________________________________________ [Sep 2,2007 1:31pm - ArrowHead likes Pie ""] brian_dc said:yeah, what Brad said. Everyone is playing second to John. The dude who was in Psyopus for awhile is pretty boss too, but Gillis wins. The dude from Psyopus is currently in the UK recording an album with TESSERACT. Fuckin A! http://www.myspace.com/tesseract |
| _____________________________ [Sep 2,2007 2:11pm - blue ""] hes recording with tesseract? damn! |
| _____________________________________________ [Sep 2,2007 2:13pm - ArrowHead likes Pie ""] On the myspace page if you scroll down there's videos of him tracking drums. |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 2,2007 2:16pm - Hank peterson ""] Hey guys...I'm the second fastest xylophone player in Brockton,Mass. Dont worry! i run that shit through a big muff...so its HEAVY. Looking to hook up with some openminded jammers! I bring the noise! [img] |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 2,2007 3:20pm - Shr3dd1ngSw3d3 ""] rilly said:Hello. I was voted fastest drummer in my state 2 years running but couldn't find a solid band so I'm throwing my eggs in a basket and moving to boston and auditioning bands for my services. Please leave links to your most incredible music recording on my email and I'll contact YOU!!!! Looking for a mix of Black,Death,Hardcore. southdakotaskins@hotmail.com [img] "lol" |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 2,2007 3:23pm - Shr3dd1ngSw3d3 ""] This works just as well [img] |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 2,2007 4:29pm - immortal13 ""] I'm the fastest drummer in MA and NH and I don't even play drums. That's what I should put in an ad if I'm ever looking to play bass for another band. |
| ________________________________ [Sep 2,2007 4:59pm - sxealex ""] ArrowHead likes Pie said:brian_dc said:yeah, what Brad said. Everyone is playing second to John. The dude who was in Psyopus for awhile is pretty boss too, but Gillis wins. The dude from Psyopus is currently in the UK recording an album with TESSERACT. Fuckin A! http://www.myspace.com/tesseract greg or the 2nd guy? |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 2,2007 5:08pm - Brad Weymouth ""] john is back Rev, back from the DEAD!! reallt yhough, he came back last week |
| _____________________________________________ [Sep 2,2007 6:25pm - ArrowHead likes Pie ""] sxealex said:ArrowHead likes Pie said:brian_dc said:yeah, what Brad said. Everyone is playing second to John. The dude who was in Psyopus for awhile is pretty boss too, but Gillis wins. The dude from Psyopus is currently in the UK recording an album with TESSERACT. Fuckin A! http://www.myspace.com/tesseract greg or the 2nd guy? I think the original drummer. Not the guy with real short hair. |
| ________________________________ [Sep 2,2007 6:29pm - sxealex ""] oh ok... i was gonna say... guy wasnt too great compared to greg. plus hes nice. |
| _____________________________________________ [Sep 2,2007 7:19pm - ArrowHead likes Pie ""] actually looking now I don't know if it IS still him in Tesseract. I know when he first put it together as a real band to record he posted that he was working with the former drummer of Tesseract. Now though, it seems to be someone named Jay Postones. Was he in Psyopus, or is it a different drummer now? |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 3,2007 11:13am - death metal ""] HAHAHHAHAHAHA JOHN GILLIS BEST DRUMMER IN MASS??? WOW YOU GUYS ARE MISINFORMED |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 3,2007 11:17am - death metal ""] http://youtube.com/watch?v=pROEtW2UGCc |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 3,2007 11:20am - death metal ""] one handed roll owns you all |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 3,2007 11:23am - death metal ""] http://youtube.com/watch?v=e7TzWrKso4I&mode=related&search= i think roddy might have beat this record last year... but still. |
| __________________________________ [Sep 3,2007 11:43am - brian_dc ""] mangini doesn't count...too national |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 3,2007 2:43pm - Brad Weymouth ""] death metal said:one handed roll owns you all gillis can do that. roddy is better than gillis, but once Steve Austin doesnt pay Roddy, he wont be living in Mass anymore... |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 3,2007 3:22pm - paganmeganinhell ""] My drummer eats pussy better than anyone i've ever met. |
| _____________________________________________ [Sep 3,2007 6:34pm - ArrowHead likes Pie ""] paganmeganinhell said:My drummer eats pussy better than anyone i've ever met. Please god, tell me your drummer is a chick. And that you have videotape. |
| __________________________________ [Sep 3,2007 7:16pm - dyingmuse ""] I play a mean oboe! The fastest ever really. I eat pussy better by the way! |
| ___________________________________________ [Sep 4,2007 11:40am - betty cheeselogs ""] is this swisgaar from dethklok? dude, stay with dethklok |
| ___________________________________________ [Sep 4,2007 11:41am - betty cheeselogs ""] i meant pickles. either way you're fucked |
| ______________________________ [Sep 4,2007 12:41pm - Yeti ""] i play a mean skin flute. |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 4,2007 2:06pm - metal_church101 ""] The Hand Organ |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 4,2007 2:23pm - paganmeganinhell ""] It's an ugly guy but the way I see it a big dig is all it takes to get me bent over. |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 4,2007 2:24pm - paganmeganinhell ""] paganmeganinhell said:It's an ugly guy but the way I see it a big dig is all it takes to get me bent over. I meant dick.....Oooops. I am blonde and stupid so you could see how I'd make that mistake |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 4,2007 3:05pm - paganmegan ""] Clearly my impersonator has proven their intelectual superiority by making such digs (no pun intended) and through inept spelling. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 4,2007 3:07pm - paganmegan ""] I'm also interested in seeing what their IP is and how that matches with other perpetrators' feeble attempts at online harassment. |
| _____________________________ [Sep 4,2007 3:16pm - Yeti ""] haha right? they could at least do some research and try to resemble the one they are mocking. |
| __________________________________ [Sep 4,2007 3:29pm - dyingmuse ""] Hey Yeti, We should set up a show, you guys back to playing yet? |
| _____________________________ [Sep 4,2007 3:35pm - Yeti ""] whats up duder. no, due to many conflicting band issues it doesn't look like it will be happening anytime soon, if ever. there are however other prospects in the fetal stage, hopefully they will come to fruition soon. |
| __________________________________ [Sep 4,2007 3:44pm - dyingmuse ""] Right on man, keep me updated, sounds interesting. |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 4,2007 4:09pm - metal_church101 ""] fruition? Big word from ya. Ha Ha Ha!!!! |
| __________________________________ [Sep 4,2007 4:21pm - dyingmuse ""] Fruition? Isn't that like Suffocation? |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 16,2007 12:54pm - secthammer ""] I'm the slowest drummer in MA |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 16,2007 6:17pm - handinjury ""] death metal said:http://youtube.com/watch?v=e7TzWrKso4I&mode=related&search= i think roddy might have beat this record last year... but still. Roddy doesn't do WFD. |
| ___________________________________________ [Sep 16,2007 7:08pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] i can piss faster than anyone this side of the mississipp... anyone care to challenge? |
| _________________________________________ [Sep 17,2007 9:38am - metal_church101 ""] FuckIsMySignature said:i can piss faster than anyone this side of the mississipp... anyone care to challenge? Giving lots of golden showers, huh? |
| ______________________________ [Sep 17,2007 1:29pm - Yeti ""] i bet Goro is the fastest drummer in the subterranean realm of Shokan. |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 17,2007 1:33pm - MCKracken ""] Well the Guiness book of World Records Fastest drummer is still Boston's own Mike Mangini i believe. It insists he's as fast as a hummingbird. |