Definition of "hipster"
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[Dec 22,2010 1:19am - conservationist ""]
A compilation of sources. What is a hipster?
[Dec 22,2010 1:28am - Alx_Casket ""]
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[Dec 22,2010 2:43am - ANUS.COM POLICE ""]
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[Dec 22,2010 3:50am - Randy_Marsh ""]
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HAHAHAHAH amazing.
[Dec 22,2010 4:46am - TheRidersofDoom ""]
pretty much anyone that does anything vintage or ironic for the "cool" or "look-at-me" factor. Obscure indie bands and pseudo-intellectualism are also big parts of it as well as finding places (bars, cafes, hang-outs) no one knows about and then subsequently bitching about how it's not cool now that everyone knows about it.
[Dec 22,2010 4:51am - W3 nli ""]
I hope I'm on the list
[Dec 22,2010 7:38am - definition of smarmy cocksucker ""]
TheRidersofDoom said:pretty much anyone that does anything vintage or ironic for the "cool" or "look-at-me" factor. Obscure indie bands and pseudo-intellectualism are also big parts of it as well as finding places (bars, cafes, hang-outs) no one knows about and then subsequently bitching about how it's not cool now that everyone knows about it.
see above
[Dec 22,2010 7:42am - Slag NLI ""]
I used to breathe back when it was cool to do so.... now everyone's doing it... so... it's a little less rad now.
[Dec 22,2010 10:58am - arkquimanthorn ""]
man, it's impossible to read anything this guy writes. every sentence is either liberal this or conservative that. he projects everything into either category, using his perception of the definitions of each.
also, he gives hipsters too much credit, as if they even know what role they play in a political or social machine. does he think they will go away if he keeps writing about them?
[Dec 22,2010 11:08am - haupty ""]
I also like how semantics evolve. Since when does "liberal" mean having one point of view, that view being that everyone is equal. I know a lot of people who call themselves liberals who probably fit into that generalization, but I feel the word implies, or should imply a general openness to new thoughts and ideas, and a willingness to weigh them against established values.
Also let's face it pretty much anyone on this forum could be described as a hipster... Obscure bands, discussions some might suggest are "pseudo intellectual" a propensity to hang out at dive bars, a secret or not so secret love of the band Woe (who I realized I like because they sound like the weakerthans with screaming and slow blast beats...
and preemptively fuck you all for disagreeing ;)
[Dec 22,2010 11:08am - HTR ""]
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[Dec 22,2010 11:09am - Alx_Casket ""]
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[Dec 22,2010 11:59am - mattvc ""]
I thought a hipster was just anyone who was accused of being one and denied it.
[Dec 22,2010 12:02pm - Slag NLI ""]
mattvc said:I thought a hipster was just anyone who was accused of being one and denied it.
Sounds like "hipster" could be replaced with communist or terrorist.
[Dec 22,2010 12:03pm - Alx_Casket ""]
or jedi
[Dec 22,2010 1:23pm - GUYnli ""]
your a hipster if you wear girl jeans.
[Dec 22,2010 2:55pm - bornofosichris ""]
i know far too many assholes who are basically this person..
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[Dec 22,2010 2:58pm - eddienli ""]
love pbr. can't afford better beer i like.
[Dec 22,2010 3:15pm - Yeti ""]
i think the thing that infuriates me most about hipsters is how they give bad names to good beer. High Life and PBR especially.
[Dec 22,2010 3:20pm - bornofosichris ""]
yeah, i have no problem with PBR consumption. hipsters on the other hand i could do without.
[Dec 22,2010 3:30pm - Alx_Casket ""]
"I sip Cris, you drink piss."
[Dec 22,2010 4:15pm - niggerless cage ""]
bornofosichris said:i know far too many assholes who are basically this person..
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that looks like every faggot that goes to a as220 show in providence
[Dec 22,2010 5:26pm - goatcatalyst ""]
Cool witch hunt, bro.
[Dec 22,2010 5:28pm - RichHorror ""]
eddienli said:love pbr. can't afford better beer i like.
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[Dec 22,2010 5:38pm - bornofosichris ""]
RichHorror said:
eddienli said:love pbr. can't afford better beer i like.
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THIS X1000. Gansett is infinitely better than PBR.
[Dec 22,2010 5:42pm - Lamp ""]
Gansett is far more effective in providing drunkenness than any other beer I know of.
[Dec 22,2010 5:43pm - goatcatalyst ""]
I know some High Gravity Blacks who would contest your statement, Lampinski
[Dec 22,2010 5:58pm - Lamp ""]
Lamp said: any other beer I know of.
[Dec 22,2010 7:06pm - RustyPS ""]
goatcatalyst said:I know some High Gravity Blacks who would contest your statement, Lampinskithat's.......racist?
[Dec 22,2010 7:32pm - RustyPS ""]
Alx_Casket said:"I sip Cris, you drink piss."bestest post
I drink both PBR and High Life btw
[Dec 22,2010 10:06pm - conservationist ""]
haupty said:Since when does "liberal" mean having one point of view, that view being that everyone is equal.
Since about 1789
[Dec 22,2010 10:11pm - brian_dc ""]
I enjoyed discovering http://hipsterhitler.com thanks to this thread. Everything else? Well, I just can't be bothered.
[Dec 22,2010 10:11pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
RustyPS said:
goatcatalyst said:High Gravity Blacksthat's.......racist?
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SOLID
[Dec 22,2010 10:13pm - Alx_Casket ""]
brian_dc said:I enjoyed discovering http://hipsterhitler.com thanks to this thread. Everything else? Well, I just can't be bothered.
Happy to share
[Dec 22,2010 10:56pm - RichHorror ""]
Luke Cage LAMF
[Dec 23,2010 5:20am - the_reverend ""]
iconic mustache or ironic mustache?
[Dec 23,2010 9:40am - immortal13 ""]
Yeti said:i think the thing that infuriates me most about hipsters is how they give bad names to good beer. High Life and PBR especially.
I'm not huge on high life, but I definitely go for PBR before any other cheap beer. Definitely beats Bud Light and shit like that. Does that make me a hipster?
[Dec 23,2010 9:42am - FuckIsMySignature ""]
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Ftw
[Dec 23,2010 9:49am - immortal13 ""]
Wait, I had no idea gansett made a porter. That excites me.
[Dec 23,2010 9:52am - FuckIsMySignature ""]
they sell it at ralphs. fucking delicious
[Dec 23,2010 10:38am - Yeti ""]
i do not agree. that shit is disgusting.
[Dec 23,2010 10:38am - immortal13 ""]
I haven't been there in forever. Too long actually.
[Dec 23,2010 10:40am - Yeti ""]
immortal13 said:
Yeti said:i think the thing that infuriates me most about hipsters is how they give bad names to good beer. High Life and PBR especially.
I'm not huge on high life, but I definitely go for PBR before any other cheap beer. Definitely beats Bud Light and shit like that. Does that make me a hipster?
drinking delicious beer does not make you a hipster. if hipsters had been around when PBR showed as Best Select in 1875, they would have been burned at the stake for being faggots.
[Dec 23,2010 10:41am - immortal13 ""]
Burn the witches!
[Dec 23,2010 11:10am - Alx_Casket ""]
Talking about the best shitty beer is like talking about the shiniest turd in the toilet.
[Dec 23,2010 11:42am - RustyPS should be working ""]
Alx_Casket said:Talking about the best shitty beer is like talking about the shiniest turd in the toilet.not true....there is some good shitty beer
[Dec 23,2010 11:44am - FuckIsMySignature ""]
RustyPS%20should%20be%20working said:
Alx_Casket said:Talking about the best shitty beer is like talking about the shiniest turd in the toilet.not true....there is some good shitty beer
replace the word "shitty" with "cheap"
[Dec 23,2010 11:45am - RustyPS should be working ""]
FuckIsMySignature said:
RustyPS%20should%20be%20working said:
Alx_Casket said:Talking about the best shitty beer is like talking about the shiniest turd in the toilet.not true....there is some good shitty beer
replace the word "shitty" with "cheap" well yea...stop being so testical
[Dec 23,2010 12:10pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
BULLOCKS!
[Dec 23,2010 2:05pm - Alx_Casket ""]
cheap =/= shitty
shitty = bad
"Good shitty beer" is an oxymoron.
[Dec 23,2010 2:08pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
disagreed.
[Dec 23,2010 2:10pm - PanzerBastard ""]
PBR, High Life, Narragansett = shitty beer but 'good' when compared to Natural Ice, Ice House, Genesee
[Dec 23,2010 2:12pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
Piss and Gasoline is good when compared to Genesee
[Dec 23,2010 2:14pm - Alx_Casket ""]
We're arguing semantics. If you like it then it isn't shitty, just cheap. I see what y'all are saying though.
[Dec 23,2010 2:17pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
agreed.
[Dec 23,2010 2:18pm - Metal Fan ""]
I fuckin love Jagermeister
[Dec 23,2010 3:15pm - ctmafia ""]
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WE LOVE LIGHTNING BOLT AND TINSELTEETH!!!!
[Dec 24,2010 10:42am - tylor69 ""]
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Ftw
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[Dec 24,2010 10:43am - tylor69 ""]
oh sweet it didn't let me post a picture of narragansett bock
[Dec 24,2010 10:52am - FuckIsMySignature ""]
allow me
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[Dec 24,2010 11:13am - pam ""]
haupty said:Since when does "liberal" mean having one point of view, that view being that everyone is equal. I know a lot of people who call themselves liberals who probably fit into that generalization, but I feel the word implies, or should imply a general openness to new thoughts and ideas, and a willingness to weigh them against established values.
That's my definition of liberal, but what do I know...I'm just a liberal. AND A WOMAN.
I like expensive beer and showers, I think that takes me out of hipster territory.
[Dec 24,2010 12:08pm - Lamp ""]
I bought some Narragansett Porter because of this thread. Haven't cracked it open yet but I'm sure I will eventually, looking forward to trying it.
[Dec 24,2010 2:39pm - conservationist ""]
http://www.reddit.com/r/hipsters
KILL WITH PREJUDICE
[Dec 24,2010 6:33pm - Woah!_Shut_It_Down! ""]
My self proclaimed "Hipster" friend doesn't fit any of this. He loves The Faceless, Obscura, BtBaM, Muse, and all other matter of Prog/Tech Death/Alternative, nothing super obscure and Indie. Or maybe he's pulling the ultimate irony?
[Dec 24,2010 9:06pm - goatcatalyst ""]
I'm into David Myatt, riffmongering, post-misogyny and being handsome... what's that make me?