12/15 Lykaion Cult Productions presents: ONE MASTER, NACHZEHRER, HAXEN & GRUE[views:8872][posts:65][show listing] ___________________________________ [Dec 7,2012 11:15am - Czarnobog ""] [img] Lykaion Cult Productions presents: SATURDAY, DECEMBER 15TH One Master (raw & epic black metal from CT/PA, first show in almost five years) http://www.myspace.com/onemastermetal Nachzehrer (frostbitten black filth) http://www.facebook.com/nachzehrerblackmetal Haxen (barbaric suicidal bm from Providence/Lowell) http://www.myspace.com/haxen Grue (raw Lovecraft-inspired black metal) http://grue.bandcamp.com O'Briens Pub 8pm doors $7 21+ |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 7,2012 11:21am - TIGHT PANTS ""] Must wear tight jeans. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 7,2012 11:23am - Fashion Police ""] One Master = Tight Pants Nachzerher = Tight pants Haxen = Tight Pants Grue = Nice People Where's WOE? You forgot to book WOE. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 7,2012 11:26am - Dad Pants ""] Where's Dad Pants? You forgot to book Dad Pants. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 7,2012 11:27am - trioxin245 ""] what exactly is the hang up with tight pants? Metal heads have been wearing tight pants since the 70s. Theyre way less faggy than baggy pants. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 7,2012 11:28am - Czarnobog ""] yeah, yeah... $2 off at the door for anyone wearing a v-neck where you can see some sentence in french tattoo'd on their chest. hipster show is hipster etc etc. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 7,2012 11:28am - Fashion Police ""] Skinny Jeans are for falses. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 7,2012 11:29am - ONLY FALSES ""] ONLY FALSES ALLOWED |
| __________________________________ [Dec 7,2012 11:31am - DADROSS ""] trioxin245 said:what exactly is the hang up with tight pants? Metal posers have been wearing tight pants since the 70s. Theyre way faggy. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 7,2012 11:34am - Dad Pants ""] Can Dad Pants get on this? |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 7,2012 11:35am - Dad Pants ""] Dad Pants are for Truths. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 7,2012 11:40am - trioxin245 ""] ITT: every single member of every single metal band ever in the 80s = metal poser. This dude was obviously born in the 90s. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 7,2012 11:47am - DADROSS ""] HAHA There's a difference between tight leather pants or slightly "tight" mens jeans and skinny ladies jeans, son. |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 7,2012 11:47am - JOHNNY JNCOS ""] THIS DOES NOT SEEM LIKE A SHOW FOR ME. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 7,2012 11:48am - DADROSS ""] And most of those 80's bands were posers. ITT obviously people who were children in the 80s with no knowledge of metal. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 7,2012 11:51am - trioxin245 ""] Paul Bailoff wore the tightest of pants and the shortest of shorts and he had more metal in his left pinky nail than any anonymous rttper could even comprehend. Look it up since I doubt you know who it is off the top of your dome BRO |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 7,2012 11:51am - trioxin245 ""] *BALOFF |
| __________________________________ [Dec 7,2012 11:53am - DADROSS ""] Oh young Ross is getting angry. I better watch out, I might offend him for dissing on his poser buddies and their shitty condescending arrogance. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 7,2012 11:54am - Czarnobog ""] i think my "metal pants" of choice in the '80s were jeans tattered up from skateboarding, probably a relaxed fit. i don't remember. people didn't really seem to give a fuck about pants back then. simpler times. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 7,2012 11:55am - DADROSS ""] Czarnobog said:i think my "metal pants" of choice in the '80s were jeans tattered up from skateboarding, probably a relaxed fit. i don't remember. people didn't really seem to give a fuck about pants back then. simpler times. A wise dad-aged fellow (tight pants mishap notwithstanding). In the 80's people didn't care about fashion, now all of you fashion metal poser dorks obviously care which is why you look like stupid stereotypes. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 7,2012 11:57am - DADROSS ""] Strike that, in the 80's the bands that mattered obviously didn't care about fashion. You guys are like Motley Crue with less tallent and more bigger heads. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 7,2012 11:57am - DADROSS ""] MORE BIGGER |
| ________________________________ [Dec 7,2012 11:59am - Burnsy ""] Fact: I can't see the words Motley Crue now without thinking Motley Grue first. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 7,2012 12:00pm - Czarnobog ""] DADROSS said:Strike that, in the 80's the bands that mattered obviously didn't care about fashion. You guys are like Motley Crue with less tallent and more bigger heads. yeah, huge heads. playing a show. at o'briens. top of the world. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 7,2012 12:54pm - MotleyGrue ""] Burnsy said:Fact: I can't see the words Motley Crue now without thinking Motley Grue first. Thanks Burnsy, I think, ha ha. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 7,2012 1:00pm - MotleyGrue ""] in the 80's bands did care about fashion, look at all that glam bullshit, trying to look like fucking broads, trying to have bigger hair than the next band, fuck that bullshit. At least there were still denim metal heads back then, fuck now I want to listen to Saxon's Denim & Leather song. Lol at this thread spiraling out of control from a metal show to a fashion thread. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 7,2012 1:02pm - MolteyGrue ""] in the 80s you were watching sesame street and probably suckling your mothers teet. |
| _______________________________ [Dec 7,2012 1:11pm - Burnsy ""] MotleyGrue said: Thanks Burnsy, I think, ha ha. Haha it's neither a compliment or an insult. I dig Grue though, definitely. next time I go see my barber, i'm gonna get a grue cut. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 7,2012 1:32pm - Burnsy_nli ""] It's only an insult. I am insinuating that you are lacking tallent and overly concerned with fashion. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 7,2012 1:38pm - nekronaut ""] Burnsy said: MotleyGrue said: Thanks Burnsy, I think, ha ha. Haha it's neither a compliment or an insult. I dig Grue though, definitely. next time I go see my barber, i'm gonna get a grue cut. Dude isn't in Grue. |
| _______________________________ [Dec 7,2012 1:39pm - Burnsy ""] Ah. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 7,2012 1:40pm - arilliusbm ""] This board is awful now. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 7,2012 1:43pm - MotleyGrue ""] Burnsy said: MotleyGrue said: Thanks Burnsy, I think, ha ha. Haha it's neither a compliment or an insult. I dig Grue though, definitely. next time I go see my barber, i'm gonna get a grue cut. if your barber wears dad jeans than you will get a true grue cut. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 7,2012 1:43pm - trioxin245 ""] haha yea. The only one here who seems to care about what people do or dont wear is DADROSS. DADROSS is a fabulous fashionista! |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 7,2012 1:44pm - MotleyGrue ""] nekronaut said: Burnsy said: MotleyGrue said: Thanks Burnsy, I think, ha ha. Haha it's neither a compliment or an insult. I dig Grue though, definitely. next time I go see my barber, i'm gonna get a grue cut. Dude isn't in Grue. yeah, SO not in Grue |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 7,2012 1:45pm - Libby Lions ""] I brought this fashion crisis to your attention buddy. Fuck off. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 8,2012 1:44am - Snowden ""] Czarnobog said:yeah, yeah... $2 off at the door for anyone wearing a v-neck where you can see some sentence in french tattoo'd on their chest. hipster show is hipster etc etc. Dude, not cool. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 8,2012 2:24pm - Czarnobog ""] oops, forgot about your frenchy tattoos. awkward. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 8,2012 3:21pm - Snowden ""] Seriously. Haven't owned a v-neck since the 80s, I'm not the one on trial for fancy-dressin' here. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 8,2012 4:42pm - Tina Tigers ""] Word is coming across the wire that OP has been spotted wearing an ensemble consisting of tight pants AND an ironically cheap beer box this winter fashion season: [img] HIPSTER BLACK METAL. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 9,2012 10:38am - Almost There ""] Tina%20Tigers said:Word is coming across the wire that OP has been spotted wearing an ensemble consisting of tight pants AND an ironically cheap beer box this winter fashion season: [img] HIPSTER BLACK METAL. He's halfway to hobo. He just hasn't figure out how the box shelter is supposed to work yet. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 9,2012 3:26pm - goatcatalyst ""] The ever-mercyful Lord Valder will show you falses how to denim in the night. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 10,2012 12:33pm - Czarnobog ""] bump. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 10,2012 12:36pm - TIGHT PANTS ""] Czarnobog said:slight bump visible in my tight pants. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 10,2012 12:43pm - trioxin245 ""] haha |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 13,2012 9:49am - Czarnobog ""] [TROLL HERE] |
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| ______________________________________ [Dec 15,2012 2:31pm - JESUS DILDO ""] [img] |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 15,2012 5:34pm - libby lions ""] Tight pants metal fashionistas Nachzehrer join regional hipster basement black metal legends One Master for a night of false satans and a barrage of bludgeoning boredom. More at 11. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 15,2012 9:52pm - rollercoasters ""] JESUS%20DILDO said:[img] perfect |