HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!![views:5745][posts:68]____________________________________________ [Apr 17,2006 3:25pm - Man_of_the_Century ""] My money is on masturbation |
| ______________________________ [Apr 17,2006 3:29pm - Yeti ""] i hope they videotape the autopsy. i would like to see it. |
| __________________________________________ [Apr 17,2006 3:30pm - intricateprocess ""] Josh_Martin said:This rules, I found a picture of the brainiac. The accompanying story says she "loved nature". [img] lol wtf. shes 6 god damn years old. what the fuck would you do if you were 6 and a bear was owning your ass and your parents werent doing shit. id probably run for it too |
| ____________________________________________ [Apr 17,2006 3:36pm - Man_of_the_Century ""] intricateprocess said:lol wtf. shes 6 god damn years old. what the fuck would you do if you were 6 and a bear was owning your ass and your parents werent doing shit. id probably run for it too I'd stab it in the face with a rusty fork. If that didn't work, I'd offer it a beer and hope for the best. |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 17,2006 3:48pm - Hooker nli ""] I smell A.C. nature album. Your daughter was eaten by a bear because she was gay. You were thrown 25 feet into the air by a bison because you're a fag. Camping is gay. A bear ate your gay brother and got aids from him and then bit you and gave you aids and now you have aids. Bears are faggots. |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 17,2006 3:54pm - the_reverend ""] ™ |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 17,2006 3:56pm - Hooker nli ""] I got jungle rot when I camped at Mike's. |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 17,2006 4:31pm - Josh_Martin ""] intricateprocess said:Josh_Martin said:This rules, I found a picture of the brainiac. The accompanying story says she "loved nature". [img] lol wtf. shes 6 god damn years old. what the fuck would you do if you were 6 and a bear was owning your ass and your parents werent doing shit. id probably run for it too My parents would not have put me in a situation where being turned into bear poo was an option. Apparently parents in Tennessee and Clyde, OH have different outlooks on what makes an appropriate vacation spot. |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 17,2006 6:36pm - HailTheLeaf ""] Josh_Martin said:In the latest update on this story it said they shot and killed the bear they think did this awesome deed. They are going to do a post mortem to see if it is the correct bear. If it is the right bear, what are they going to do with the remains of the girl that are still undigested? Will they send them back to the mother so she can add them to the casket along with what they found on the ground? Or will they just throw them in the trash? Or will they take them home for masturbation material? I want to know. If it's the wrong bear we can hunt down and shoot the asshole who killed it, right? You know, in retaliation for killing an innocent bear. Isn't that how this should work since we're killing everything now? |
| ________________________________________________ [Apr 17,2006 6:38pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] NATURAL SELECTION ! |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 17,2006 6:39pm - dreadkill ""] Hooker nli said:I got jungle rot when I camped at Mike's. i almost pooed myself when i read that. hooker, you are a genius. |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 17,2006 9:29pm - infoterror ""] HailTheLeaf said:He's conserving the wealth of his buddies, and being compassionate by only bombing people in other countries with darker skin. What a great guy... Unlike Clinton, who bombed Slavs (some consider them white). |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 18,2006 10:56am - HailTheLeaf ""] Clinton gets extra points for letting that dumb bitch blow up harmless women, men, and children in Waco, TX. They were Christians, so they weren't totally harmless, but they didn't deserve to be blown up, or even bothered. |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 18,2006 11:15am - hungtableed ""] Josh_Martin said: I like how idiots who support George Bush think that they are Republicans. Bush is more of a tax and spend guy than any Democrat ever was. The only difference is he gives all the welfare money to corporations and iraqis instead of american citizens. George W. is a Liberal. |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 18,2006 2:49pm - HailTheLeaf ""] HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh man, you've gotta be freakin' kidding me...he's a lost little puppet controlled by greedy neocons and religious fanatics. |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 18,2006 2:53pm - Josh_Martin ""] hungtableed said:Josh_Martin said: I like how idiots who support George Bush think that they are Republicans. Bush is more of a tax and spend guy than any Democrat ever was. The only difference is he gives all the welfare money to corporations and iraqis instead of american citizens. George W. is a Liberal. Fiscally, yeah, he is pretty liberal. Taking us from a balanced budget to a trillion dollar deficet, spending money like crazy that we don't have, that's sure ain't conservative behavior. And where he is conservative is on all the Jesus issues. Which is self-evident why that sucks. |
| __________________________________________ [Apr 19,2006 3:22pm - intricateprocess ""] Josh_Martin said:intricateprocess said:Josh_Martin said:This rules, I found a picture of the brainiac. The accompanying story says she "loved nature". [img] lol wtf. shes 6 god damn years old. what the fuck would you do if you were 6 and a bear was owning your ass and your parents werent doing shit. id probably run for it too My parents would not have put me in a situation where being turned into bear poo was an option. Apparently parents in Tennessee and Clyde, OH have different outlooks on what makes an appropriate vacation spot. i guess thats true in a way. but fucking a, bears can come outta nowhere sometimes |
| ______________________________ [Apr 19,2006 3:25pm - Yeti ""] if you're 6 year old was getting attacked by a bear, would you not throw yourself at the bear and do whatever it takes to stop it? i would sacrifice my own life for that. |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 19,2006 3:36pm - Josh_Martin ""] If I knocked up some broad I would have the kid aborted long before it turned 6. |