Saw a great bumper sticker yesterday...[views:14789][posts:69]_______________________________ [May 13,2010 4:10pm - Hoser ""] It said, "I'll keep my money and my freedom, you can keep "the change." Funny shit. So where is this complete actor and teleprompter reading President taking us? Right down the fucking shitter. Flush away your rights and money boys and girls, and you may as well enjoy it. You assholes voted for him. Deeper into recession? Check. Still at war in Iraq? Check Beefing up our troops for further war in Afghanistan? Check. Socialism? Check. Nancy Pelosi? Check. Where's all of the change that you hippy faggots were touting? Enquiring minds want to know. |
| _________________________________________ [May 13,2010 4:11pm - Conservationist ""] Corruption? Check. Post-racial anti-white racism? Check. Destroying middle class? Check. Corporate Cronyism? Check. |
| _____________________________________ [May 13,2010 4:15pm - ouchdrummer ""] I had to check the dates to make sure these were legitimate posts.... and that it really was you too. Nice to see you both back in action.... i was gonna respond here to your post too (novel idea) but remembered i vowed not to even discuss politics on RTTP. |
| ___________________________________________ [May 13,2010 4:15pm - Cosby Browns NLI ""] [img] You guys should FRAZZLE SNAZZLE! TOGETHER! |
| ___________________________________________ [May 13,2010 4:17pm - Cosby Browns NLI ""] [img] KEEP PLAYING YOUR BLOOPITY GAMES YOU BLOPITTIES |
| _______________________________ [May 13,2010 4:21pm - Hoser ""] ouchdrummer said:I had to check the dates to make sure these were legitimate posts.... and that it really was you too. Nice to see you both back in action.... i was gonna respond here to your post too (novel idea) but remembered i vowed not to even discuss politics on RTTP. I'm just venting and yeah, I'm still here. I'm a full time umm....guy who ummm....I'm the Easter bunny now, so I don't get much time to be an asshole anywhere else but on the job, if I so choose to. I miss the heated debates and randomness. I'll check back as often as I can. |
| ___________________________________ [May 13,2010 4:23pm - DreadKill ""] i saw that bumper sticker a month or two ago |
| ___________________________________ [May 13,2010 4:36pm - narkybark ""] The Easter Bunny is a rabid socialist, making everyone dependant on government handouts. |
| _______________________________ [May 13,2010 4:39pm - Hoser ""] narkybark said:The Easter Bunny is a rabid socialist, making everyone dependant on government handouts. No, not that kind of Easter bunny. I bring the guys that steal eggs to jail. |
| ______________________________ [May 13,2010 4:42pm - ark ""] Conservationist said:Corruption? Check. Post-racial anti-white racism? Check. Destroying middle class? Check. Corporate Cronyism? Check. Thanks man. I'd take you as my right-wing adviser over Hoser any day. |
| _______________________________ [May 13,2010 4:55pm - timma ""] ouchdrummer said:i vowed not to even discuss politics on RTTP. You are a wise, wise man. |
| _____________________________________ [May 13,2010 4:57pm - ouchdrummer ""] Hoser said: narkybark said:The Easter Bunny is a rabid socialist, making everyone dependant on government handouts. No, not that kind of Easter bunny. I bring the guys that steal eggs to jail. wtf are you talking about? |
| ___________________________________________ [May 13,2010 5:01pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] with the hippin and the hoppin and the bippin and the boppin |
| ______________________________ [May 13,2010 5:03pm - Slag ""] WTF IS A BILL COSBY |
| ___________________________________________ [May 13,2010 5:24pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] frizzle frazzle |
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| _______________________________ [May 13,2010 5:29pm - Hoser ""] ouchdrummer said: Hoser said: narkybark said:The Easter Bunny is a rabid socialist, making everyone dependant on government handouts. No, not that kind of Easter bunny. I bring the guys that steal eggs to jail. wtf are you talking about? I'm an officer...ok, you made me say it. I work for the Dept. of Homeland Security, under the Dept. of Energy and the NRC. I'm a Tactical Responder (i.e. SWAT). I wear a badge and carry lots of guns for a living. |
| _______________________________ [May 13,2010 5:30pm - Hoser ""] I graduated the academy in March. I'm still an FNG. |
| ________________________________________ [May 13,2010 5:37pm - Double Nigger ""] ITT: A federal employee tells us why big government libs are bad. |
| _______________________________ [May 13,2010 5:43pm - Hoser ""] Hey there bubba...I worked in the private sector for many, many years. That's why I went Federal...I have a family to feed. |
| _________________________________ [May 13,2010 5:46pm - RustyPS ""] liberals and conservatives both suck |
| _________________________________ [May 13,2010 5:50pm - reimroc ""] Joe Christianni has a bigger and better unicorn collection than you do. |
| _______________________________ [May 13,2010 6:00pm - Hoser ""] Who is this Christianni character, anyway? |
| _________________________________ [May 13,2010 6:03pm - reimroc ""] Joe Christianni reads women's romance novels. |
| ____________________________________ [May 13,2010 6:22pm - arilliusbm ""] Hoser, with all due respect to your service (srsly), please don't follow the patriot act. |
| ________________________________________ [May 13,2010 6:49pm - autisticretard ""] these guys are my heros |
| ___________________________________ [May 13,2010 6:54pm - poopshit ""] someone go over and rape Hoser's wife and children while he's at a metal show. then they can call the socialist taxpayer-funded safety squad (oh sorry, i meant "cops") to get help. maybe he won't put his children in socialist public schools either. you know, those being taxpayer-funded and all. maybe he'll be happy if we sell all the national parks to private companies too. because, you know, those take taxpayer dollars to keep up. Hoser is a fucking total garbage idiot piece of shit. "socialism" feeds your goddamn family, you asshole. all presidents are douches, but this one can at least READ a teleprompter. why don't you just admit you don't like the guy, instead of regurgitating the same old TeaBagger talking points. if you can't recognize what a mess ANY president would've had to deal with after Bush, you're again a total garbage idiot piece of shit. get a fucking identity. |
| ____________________________________ [May 13,2010 6:55pm - arilliusbm ""] lol |
| ____________________________________ [May 13,2010 7:39pm - xgodzillax ""] I'm gonna have to go ahead and agree with hoser here. Freedom isn't free. It costs a buck o five a day |
| ____________________________________________ [May 13,2010 7:50pm - neverpurified nli ""] Hoser said:It said, "I'll keep my money and my freedom, you can keep "the change." Funny shit. So where is this complete actor and teleprompter reading President taking us? Right down the fucking shitter. Flush away your rights and money boys and girls, and you may as well enjoy it. You assholes voted for him. Deeper into recession? Check. Still at war in Iraq? Check Beefing up our troops for further war in Afghanistan? Check. Socialism? Check. Nancy Pelosi? Check. Where's all of the change that you hippy faggots were touting? Enquiring minds want to know. Good thing the right wing would never vote an actor to a major political office.... |
| ______________________________________ [May 13,2010 8:44pm - goatcatalyst ""] I still want to drink bourbon with Hoser. |
| ______________________________________ [May 13,2010 9:11pm - the_reverend ""] old bumper sticker is old. hoser loses some of my respect cause he missed the iron sloth. |
| ____________________________________ [May 13,2010 9:21pm - xgodzillax ""] [img] http://www.badideatshirts.com/ILL-KEEP-MY-...THE-CHANGE-FUNNY-T-SHIRT--P737.aspx |
| _____________________________________ [May 14,2010 8:33am - ouchdrummer ""] Hoser said:Hey there bubba...I worked in the private sector for many, many years. That's why I went Federal...I have a family to feed. I respect this. Just because you don't agree with big government doesn't mean you can't take part in it to support your family. It means that your family means enough to you to put up with the establishment that you're against. It's nice. and i don't think anyone should rape your wife, that's wrong. You do have really stupid opinions on most things though. IT'S NICE TO HAVE YOU BACK! |
| __________________________________________ [May 14,2010 10:30am - Frank Langella ""] Hoser said:It said, "I'll keep my money and my freedom, you can keep "the change." Funny shit. So where is this complete actor and teleprompter reading President taking us? Right down the fucking shitter. Flush away your rights and money boys and girls, and you may as well enjoy it. You assholes voted for him. Deeper into recession? Check. Still at war in Iraq? Check Beefing up our troops for further war in Afghanistan? Check. Socialism? Check. Nancy Pelosi? Check. Where's all of the change that you hippy faggots were touting? Enquiring minds want to know. Cool story... FAGGOT. |
| _____________________________________ [May 14,2010 11:30am - porphyria ""] ark said: Conservationist said:Corruption? Check. Post-racial anti-white racism? Check. Destroying middle class? Check. Corporate Cronyism? Check. Thanks man. I'd take you as my right-wing adviser over Hoser any day. hahahaha! I kind of agree with this even though I still think it's a retarded standpoint. Just slightly less mainstream right wing 'Stars and Bars 4 lyfe' retarded. |
| __________________________________________ [May 14,2010 12:16pm - TheRidersofDoom ""] corprotacry is where it is at. Ooooolll ursp |
| _______________________________ [May 14,2010 12:43pm - Yeti ""] only Hoser is real. |
| _______________________________________ [May 14,2010 8:47pm - BlownUpJamPad ""] You're all idiots republications and democrats are the same . They both are controlled by the military industrial complex and big corporations. Name one time the government has taken your guns away or your money? Show your pay stub were the fed has taken more money now than when Bush was in power. More money will always go to military power and any other public service. It said, "I'll keep my money and my freedom, you can keep "the change." dumb shit |
| _______________________________________ [May 14,2010 8:53pm - BlownUpJamPad ""] oh yeah Nazi Germany was considered a war machine....The American war machine is greater than Germany could have ever imagined. |
| ______________________________ [May 14,2010 9:00pm - Lamp ""] Fuck Hesser College, let's go to Hoser College. We can take courses such as Liberal Faggots 101 and Advanced Pseudo-Tolerance, watch films like "Eat Meat Or You Are A Pussy" and graduate with the highest of lofty honors from honorsville. |
| _______________________________ [May 16,2010 1:24pm - Hoser ""] Wow, angry troll is angry. |
| _______________________________ [May 16,2010 1:25pm - Hoser ""] poopshit said:someone go over and rape Hoser's wife and children while he's at a metal show. then they can call the socialist taxpayer-funded safety squad (oh sorry, i meant "cops") to get help. maybe he won't put his children in socialist public schools either. you know, those being taxpayer-funded and all. maybe he'll be happy if we sell all the national parks to private companies too. because, you know, those take taxpayer dollars to keep up. Hoser is a fucking total garbage idiot piece of shit. "socialism" feeds your goddamn family, you asshole. all presidents are douches, but this one can at least READ a teleprompter. why don't you just admit you don't like the guy, instead of regurgitating the same old TeaBagger talking points. if you can't recognize what a mess ANY president would've had to deal with after Bush, you're again a total garbage idiot piece of shit. get a fucking identity. Very angry, indeed! |
| _______________________________ [May 16,2010 1:27pm - Hoser ""] I also love the fact that an anonymous poster tells me to... "get a fucking identity." That's rich. What does "identity" have to do with any of this? Please explain, child. |
| ________________________________________ [May 16,2010 1:30pm - blessed offal ""] great bumper sticker is a total misnomer. bumper stickers are for idiots. exept for the batlord sticker. |
| ____________________________________ [May 16,2010 2:22pm - xgodzillax ""] [img] only sticker titty girls are real. [img] |
| __________________________________________ [May 17,2010 7:57am - largefreakatzero ""] Hoser said: ouchdrummer said: Hoser said: narkybark said:The Easter Bunny is a rabid socialist, making everyone dependant on government handouts. No, not that kind of Easter bunny. I bring the guys that steal eggs to jail. wtf are you talking about? I'm an officer...ok, you made me say it. I work for the Dept. of Homeland Security, under the Dept. of Energy and the NRC. I'm a Tactical Responder (i.e. SWAT). I wear a badge and carry lots of guns for a living. Wow, insurance sales to Fed Cop -- that's a quite a change. Please don't arrest me. |
| _____________________________________ [May 17,2010 9:53am - slymoe nli ""] xgodzillax said:[img] http://www.badideatshirts.com/ILL-KEEP-MY-GUNS-MONEY-AND-FREEDOM-YOU-KEEP-THE-CHANGE-FUNNY-T-SHIRT--P737.aspx i think this is pretty ghey. boondocks had an amazing episode about this. |
| ______________________________________ [May 17,2010 9:59am - SkinSandwich ""] Opinions are funny and dumb all at the same time. |
| ___________________________________________ [May 17,2010 10:12am - largefreakatzero ""] Bottom line: Obama sucks, Bush administration was worse. Republicans are bullies, Democrats are pussies. I'd say a third party would be the answer, but even if say a Libertarian was elected president, you are still going to have a Congress full of bullies and pussies who are mad that their candidate isn't in the White House, hence nothing gets passed. Grim the future looks. |
| ______________________________________ [May 17,2010 11:32am - ouchdrummer ""] BlownUpJamPad said:You're all idiots republications and democrats are the same . They both are controlled by the military industrial complex and big corporations. Name one time the government has taken your guns away or your money? Show your pay stub were the fed has taken more money now than when Bush was in power. More money will always go to military power and any other public service. It said, "I'll keep my money and my freedom, you can keep "the change." dumb shit So are you one of those: "Both parties are the same, so it makes no difference how you feel" kind of people? If so, if you REALLY think that it doesn't matter how people feel/vote, then please, stop worrying about it. Stop any attempts to stay up on current politics, don't vote, and don't post in political threads. Leave the actual politics to people who know that THERE IS OBVIOUSLY A DIFFERENCE in the parties, and totally different things will happen depending on who YOU (the people) give the power to. (voting) .... matter of fact, if you can't see the difference in this administrations from the last one, and in the decisions they've made, you haven't been paying attention. |
| _____________________________________ [May 17,2010 12:54pm - arilliusbm ""] The left/right paradigm is false! Both parties are completely different with their basic stances and beliefs, but both are controlled by outside interests and corporations. That's where it doesn't matter. I vote and particpate in political activites, but I also know that the 2 party system is a faux system and is seperating this country instead of uniting it. There is a huge split between actual government ( both parties) and the citizens of this country. There are NO honest politicians on both sides. The closest one to being honest is Ron Paul. This country has give down the shitter. We need real change. |
| _____________________________________ [May 17,2010 12:58pm - arilliusbm ""] Also, anyone that took any basic political science courses in college knows the political spectrum. The further you go left, the more right you become. The further you go right, the more left you become. It's a mind fuck but makes sense when one really thinks about it. |
| ____________________________________ [May 17,2010 1:11pm - arilliusbm ""] [img] |
| ______________________________________ [May 17,2010 1:35pm - SkinSandwich ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________________ [May 17,2010 2:48pm - Woah!_Shut_It_Down! ""] A guy who barely qualifies for black and can actually speak vs. a geezer who can't keep his tongue in his mouth? I'll take my brutha, kthx. This "change" stuff takes time, y'know. You can't fix the economy or win a war(?) in one year. At least not in Happy Hippy Gum Drop Land America. |
| ______________________________ [May 17,2010 3:23pm - Yeti ""] can you name one thing that he has done that has shown potential for promise in the future? we're spiraling down the shitter, optimism has no place in this government anymore. yes, there are differences between this administration and the last one, so technically change has occurred, but that's like spraying the Ebola virus all over Europe and saying "hey, it's a change from the Black Death". |
| ______________________________ [May 17,2010 3:23pm - Yeti ""] i agree with both Jim's, there are differences in political parties, but everyone is corrupt, so in a way they are the same. |
| _____________________________________________________________ [May 17,2010 4:01pm - KENNY LANNING W/ 25,000 SIGNATURES ""] HEY GUYS I AM STARTING A GRASS ROOTS CAMPAIGN FOR THE PRESIDENT ELECTION IN 2013. VOTE FOR ME. I WILL LEGALIZE WEED, ALCOHOL, CRACK COCAINE, GAMBLING, MORNING GLORY SEEDS AND PROSTIDUTION. MAKE ME YOUR PRESIDENT. THANK YOU. |
| ___________________________________________ [May 17,2010 4:12pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] vote kenny lanning with a bullet |
| ____________________________________ [May 17,2010 4:20pm - xgodzillax ""] Dick ridin' for Obama, 2010 |
| ___________________________________ [May 17,2010 4:25pm - arktouros ""] the jims are right. but I have a problem with the political circle aril posted. Where is extreme capitalism on the circle? it's certainly not near "freedom"... the most free, feasible human government (there is no perfect government) is a proper balance of capitalism and socialism with true democratic representation (whatever that balance is, i have no idea), with protections against corruption. but, we all know that's not possible. fallacies at the individual level are far too great and always will be. anyone who complains about cultural marxism - your culture was dead when the information age hit. |
| ____________________________________ [May 17,2010 4:46pm - arilliusbm ""] It is imposible to have a perfect government. A utopia is not attainable when, like you said, individual fallacies are present. It seems as if culture and government is at a stalemate. We can't decide what's right or wrong and we can't see the truth because everything is behind shades. If only life was as simple as living off if the land in tribal communities again. The larger the population, the greater the chance of failure. I truly fear the direction we are heading in. There isn't much we can do about it. Why not embrace it and live life with sex, drugs, and rock n roll? |
| __________________________________ [May 17,2010 7:10pm - ShadowSD ""] I have to agree that fixing the economy takes time, at least as much time as it takes to fuck it up. Shit was going downhill for a decade really, for everyone but those with millions in the stock market, and by late 2008 when it crashed, everything just froze all over. I remember that period of time and it fucking blew, I couldn't find a guitar student for months for the first time in almost fifteen years of doing this, my drummer couldn't find any work during the day doing anything at all. If things hadn't changed from that, who the fuck knows what things would be like at this point. It's a slow climb, but I'll take an up arrow to a down arrow any day, especially after Main Street has been sliding downhill for most of the last ten years. Also, we do have well over 50,000 troops out of Iraq since last year, with only 99,000 or so remaining there, which is a pretty sizeable change right in accordance with the withdrawal plan. This bears mentioning especially given the question that this thread starts with. |
| ____________________________________ [May 23,2010 3:40pm - xgodzillax ""] bennyhillifier |
| _____________________________________ [May 23,2010 5:36pm - randy marx ""] that video is amazing. |
| ______________________________________ [May 23,2010 7:44pm - ThorgWantEat ""] Yea...help the economy my ass. He is in support of outsourcing in the crucial areas of what this country needs. He has not done anything outstanding or done anything to change versus the same old bullshit president we've been getting every four years. A real president of change would have said fuck the law and put his foot down in BP's face. Instead, he pussyfoots his way out just like any other boring president we have. Thinking about high speed rails? Think again, because that's another thing which never came to fruition. More affordable healthcare? Yea right, more like required. Obama is not worse, but he is the same fucking bullshit. Aren't people tired of the people we elect who absolutely do nothing or take 5000 years to do it? |
| _____________________________ [May 24,2010 8:22am - pam ""] repost. |
| ___________________________________ [May 24,2010 9:45am - arktouros ""] ThorgWantEat said:A real president of change would have said fuck the law and put his foot down in BP's face. Instead, he pussyfoots his way out just like any other boring president we have. He is ONLY THE PRESIDENT, he's commander-in-chief with veto power. Presidents are not dictators, he's at the mercy of the moneyed interests of congress and the house - which Bush played along with very well. Oh yeah, repost |
| _______________________________________ [May 24,2010 11:26am - goatcatalyst ""] Shoot drugs with Graham Parsons and Nellcote or you're a pussy. |