Why Men and Women Cant be friends[views:7806][posts:69]__________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 2:00pm - posbleak ""] Sometimes, girl friends who don't want to fuck you have other girl friends who may feel differently about fucking you And if you're a cool guy that doesn't run their mouths about how all women are whores/calling them "females" like you're a Ferengi then you might even get to meet them someday |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 2:09pm - arktourO‘s ""] ferengi males are the WORST. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 2:12pm - Blessed_Offal ""] That first video was obviously edited to shit, either that or they only asked douche-bags. Also, what about ugly chicks? They need friends too. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 2:17pm - Burnsy ""] Are you talking to me about saying "female?" |
| ______________________________ [Dec 15,2011 3:22pm - Yeti ""] arilliusbm said: arktourO‘s said: burnsy said:drunken hookup with a female friend meh, i'll just go masturbate in the bathroom. pour me another scotch please Agreed. That was a young me, but I cant do that anymore. now that you're older you can't masturbate in the bathroom and enjoy scotch? FOR SHAME. |
| ______________________________ [Dec 15,2011 3:22pm - Yeti ""] and that quote might be the best thing i've ever heard. "meh, i'll just go masturbate in the bathroom. pour me another scotch please". words of wisdom Lloyd, words...of...wisdom. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 3:33pm - arktourO‘s ""] words of wisdom from yeti driving up to saco: "i'm doing good. i mean, i'm a 30 year old male, if i'm not comfortable with myself, please just fucking kill me now." |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 3:38pm - arilliusbm ""] "I'm looking for the Butthurt Palace." - Yeti |
| __________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 4:08pm - posbleak ""] Hahaha Burnsy, using it as an adjective is totally normal like "the first female President" or "my surgeon is male" It's when "male" and "female" is subbed in for "men" and "women" in a social context that it sounds awkward and skin-crawly |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 4:09pm - josh_hates_you ""] I'm "just friends" with plenty of girls I have had sex with. Sex doesn't really have anything to do with the relationship status between 2 people. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 4:09pm - Burnsy ""] Haha I wouldn't say it's a normative procedure for me. I used that word merely to differentiate it from girl friend. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 4:27pm - posbleak ""] Otherwise you have to roll out that weird Big Pete & Ellen explanation |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 6:42pm - largefreakatzero ""] Try living with someone for 12 years, then talk to me. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 17,2011 12:37am - demondave ""] arilliusbm said:It's so obvious who wants to bang who, even within the local metal crowd. demondave said: are you hitting on me? i'm not hearing a 'no' |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 17,2011 3:31am - the_reverend ""] arilliusbm said:To put it bluntly: EVERYONE likes getting off, male and female. females getting off? ahaha what a myth. |
| _____________________________ [Dec 17,2011 4:23am - pam ""] the_reverend said: arilliusbm said:To put it bluntly: EVERYONE likes getting off, male and female. females getting off? ahaha what a myth. Poor Carina. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 17,2011 4:29am - the_reverend ""] idk why you had to quote that to say that. Plus, prove me wrong, you can't. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 17,2011 9:12am - arilliusbm ""] Demondave, What that statement meant is that most metalheads are looking for someone they can relate to, and most men would bend over backwards to fuck any metalhead girl they see. It is usually obvious at shows. Same thing with women, although theyre usually more subtle. I dont know, I always thought it was easy to see when theres sparks flying between two people. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 17,2011 9:18am - the_reverend ""] there are plenty of people's comments here that I hope got people laid cause they are total faggot. |
| ______________________________ [Dec 17,2011 1:05pm - Lamp ""] I hope for Christmas you get a chip implanted in your brain that translates posts like that from Reverend to English. |