Help me withthis equation please[views:5231][posts:70]______________________________________ [May 11,2011 8:44pm - the_reverend ""] 1) take 1,000,000 pictures of local bands 2) 3) get laid I can't for the life of me figure it out. |
| _____________________________ [May 11,2011 8:49pm - pam ""] 2) Be nice to your wife. |
| _____________________________ [May 11,2011 8:49pm - pam ""] :-D |
| _______________________________ [May 11,2011 8:50pm - Eddie ""] 2) test the depth of your deep throat with a tube of toothpaste |
| ______________________________________ [May 11,2011 9:13pm - the_reverend ""] Pam is obviously a girl which makes her advice already terrible. |
| ______________________________________ [May 11,2011 9:14pm - the_reverend ""] 2) send txt pix of wiener didn't work. |
| _________________________________________________ [May 11,2011 9:17pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] holla? |
| _____________________________ [May 11,2011 9:27pm - pam ""] the_reverend said:Pam is obviously a girl which makes her advice already terrible. and hilarious because we both know there's nothing you can do to make her forget how terrible you are. |
| _________________________________ [May 11,2011 9:29pm - sxealex ""] shes italian i think u have to guilt her into it |
| ______________________________________ [May 11,2011 9:29pm - the_reverend ""] life with women is like a box of chocolates that fucking hate your dick. |
| _________________________________ [May 11,2011 9:29pm - sxealex ""] be like oh-a no-a my poor-a penis-a |
| _____________________________ [May 11,2011 9:37pm - pam ""] sxealex said:be like oh-a no-a my poor-a penis-a There is beer in my lungs now. |
| _________________________________ [May 11,2011 9:46pm - RustyPS ""] Nobody Takes Pictures of the Photographer |
| _________________________________ [May 11,2011 9:59pm - sxealex ""] doo doo bap bap doo doo bap bap |
| ___________________________________ [May 11,2011 10:04pm - Elihhcb ""] Hook up with girls named Nora. Clearly. |
| _____________________________________ [May 11,2011 10:35pm - Alx_Casket ""] the_reverend said:2) send txt pix of wiener didn't work. I got laid shortly after the time I sent you mine. |
| ______________________________________ [May 11,2011 11:39pm - ouchdrummer ""] Alx_Casket said: the_reverend said:2) send txt pix of wiener didn't work. I got laid shortly after the time I sent you mine. IRRELEVANT |
| ____________________________________________________________ [May 11,2011 11:45pm - Big bag of assorted nigger parts ""] How about that fat cunt everyone hates in that other thread? She sounds easy. |
| ______________________________________ [May 11,2011 11:52pm - ouchdrummer ""] Based on your personality, i would say this could work two ways. (with slight modifications.) THE WRONG WAY 1) take 1,000,000 pictures of local bands 2) Be yourself 3) Barely ever get laid THE OTHER WAY 1) take 1,000,000 pictures of local bands (but then dismiss it from mind, because it has nothing to do with getting girls... Although I'm sure it makes guys in bands hot and steamy.) 2) Learn the right balance of: (listed in order of importance) -Confidence -Listening -Aggression. 3) get laid obviously it's not as easy as 1-2-SEX, but with practice it get easier. |
| ________________________________________ [May 11,2011 11:53pm - Blessed_Offal ""] 2) Don't get married and/or have kids. |
| ______________________________________ [May 11,2011 11:54pm - ouchdrummer ""] Blessed_Offal said:2) Don't get married and/or have kids. Fucking obviously. |
| ____________________________________________ [May 12,2011 12:00am - FuckIsMySignature ""] 2. Profit |
| ______________________________________ [May 12,2011 12:03am - ouchdrummer ""] FuckIsMySignature said:2. Make Copious Profit (the small business thing is cute, but unless you're making 6 figures, it doesn't help much in the vagina department.) |
| ________________________________________ [May 12,2011 12:04am - Blessed_Offal ""] FuckIsMySignature said:4. Profit ficksed |
| _____________________________ [May 12,2011 8:49am - pam ""] Blessed_Offal said:2) Don't get married and/or have kids. QFT |
| _____________________________ [May 12,2011 8:59am - pam ""] 2. Ruffie Coolatta. |
| ________________________________________ [May 12,2011 9:02am - eyehatehippies ""] 2) Make local bands perform sexual favours in exchange for rights/usage of said photos. |
| _______________________________ [May 12,2011 10:36am - Yeti ""] 4. stop being you |
| _______________________________________ [May 12,2011 10:37am - the_reverend ""] http://memegenerator.net/instance/6358555 |
| ____________________________________________ [May 12,2011 10:38am - FuckIsMySignature ""] good thing rttp math equations only have 4 numbers that equal 0 |
| ________________________________________ [May 12,2011 11:14am - Aaron_michael ""] What is laid? |
| _____________________________________ [May 12,2011 11:17am - RichHorror ""] DIVIDE BY ZERO, FAGGOT |
| ________________________________________________ [May 12,2011 11:35am - IllinoisEnemaBradness ""] Don't make a thread about it? |
| ________________________________________ [May 12,2011 11:37am - AndrewBastard ""] 2) dont live in New Hampshire |
| ______________________________________ [May 12,2011 11:43am - ouchdrummer ""] [img] UGGHHHH |
| ____________________________________________ [May 12,2011 11:45am - FuckIsMySignature ""] that bitch needs a punch in the tit bags. ... followed by a good romping of course! |
| ______________________________________ [May 12,2011 11:46am - ouchdrummer ""] LOTS O' MONEY=SEX |
| _________________________________ [May 12,2011 11:48am - Kevord ""] 2) Don't say Simpsons did it in every conversation while looking like a thin Comic Book guy on a hiking trip. |
| _________________________________ [May 12,2011 12:29pm - xmikex ""] 1. Stalk around shows with camera 2. Creep up behind girls and show them you took 100 pictures of them while Terror was playing. 3. Get served divorce papers |
| __________________________________ [May 12,2011 2:26pm - ShadowSD ""] You're all wrong. The correct answer is "?" |
| ____________________________________________________ [May 12,2011 5:02pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] sxealex said:be like oh-a no-a my poor-a penis-a This. |
| ___________________________________________ [May 12,2011 5:05pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] Return to the ArithmaDICK |
| __________________________________ [May 12,2011 5:07pm - Elihhcb ""] Certain photographer in wmass always has young girls fllowing him...looks like a troll too. |
| _______________________________ [May 12,2011 5:15pm - hlrie ""] Clearly the answer is... grow your own vagina. |
| ______________________________ [May 12,2011 5:23pm - Yeti ""] ch-ch-ch-chia |
| ____________________________________ [May 12,2011 5:28pm - arilliusbm ""] only having kids is real. |
| ___________________________________________ [May 12,2011 5:30pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] arilliusbm said:only having kids is real. at least your kid is cool. lots of kids are shitty assholes. bennyhillifier |
| ____________________________________ [May 12,2011 5:32pm - arilliusbm ""] haha no, I know. having kids and being a musician = hard stuff. |
| ___________________________________________ [May 12,2011 5:34pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] kudos on making the effort at least. |
| ____________________________________ [May 12,2011 5:34pm - arilliusbm ""] but to answer rev's question: 2. Go to shows and hold civil conversations with people without having it be about your penis every 5 minutes |
| ___________________________________ [May 12,2011 5:38pm - narkybark ""] 2. Chloroform |
| _________________________________________ [May 12,2011 5:45pm - conservationist ""] 1) take 1,000,000 pictures of local bands 2) LASAGNA 3) get laid Say what? |
| ___________________________________ [May 12,2011 5:58pm - dreadkill ""] Kevord said:2) Don't say Simpsons did it in every conversation while looking like a thin Comic Book guy on a hiking trip. this |
| _____________________________________ [May 12,2011 5:59pm - ouchdrummer ""] this thread has become a monster. I almost felt bad for Aaron... for like a second. |
| _____________________________ [May 12,2011 6:01pm - pam ""] 2. Develop mildly tolerable personality |
| _____________________________ [May 12,2011 6:02pm - pam ""] ouchdrummer said:this thread has become a monster. I almost felt bad for Aaron... for like a second. He doesn't have feelings, it's ok. |
| ______________________________________ [May 12,2011 6:07pm - the_reverend ""] 2. begging why doesn't that one work? |
| ______________________________________ [May 12,2011 6:08pm - the_reverend ""] I created this to be funny. So, my only feelings are feelings of disgust. mostly at smelly dicks. |
| ___________________________________ [May 12,2011 6:32pm - narkybark ""] 2. clean yer dick |
| _____________________________________ [May 12,2011 6:51pm - ouchdrummer ""] ewwwwww...... nice!! |
| ____________________________________ [May 12,2011 9:43pm - Alx_Casket ""] arilliusbm said:but to answer rev's question: 2. Go to shows and hold civil conversations with people without having it be about your penis every 5 minutes I used to be able to talk to the fella, now he just winks and licks his lips at me... |
| _______________________________________ [May 12,2011 10:21pm - The_reverend ""] I ain't never cleaned my dick before and I ain't starting now. |
| ______________________________________ [May 12,2011 10:22pm - ouchdrummer ""] gross. |
| _______________________________________ [May 12,2011 10:24pm - The_reverend ""] You didn't say that last time it went from you ass t your mouth, why being so macho on line now. |
| _____________________________________ [May 12,2011 10:34pm - Alx_Casket ""] The_reverend said:I ain't never cleaned my dick before and I ain't starting now. I couldn't help but imagine you saying that while looking like this: [img] Also, reup for my proudest flyer attempt. |
| _____________________________________ [May 12,2011 10:37pm - arilliusbm ""] i can see brush marks. |
| _____________________________________ [May 12,2011 10:43pm - Alx_Casket ""] there were no brushes used, noob |
| _____________________________________ [May 12,2011 10:51pm - arilliusbm ""] your sarcasm meter has failed you for the last time, admiral. |
| _____________________________________ [May 12,2011 10:54pm - Alx_Casket ""] Sarcasm was inherently obvi, and was quickly transcended by the chance to make fun of your photoshop skills. |
| _____________________________________ [May 12,2011 11:02pm - arilliusbm ""] basis of my serious PS work, you have not seen. |
| _____________________________________ [May 12,2011 11:23pm - Alx_Casket ""] LAN party: photoshop edition, my place or yours? |