What did you pull in for holidayz 2010[views:12959][posts:71]_________________________________________ [Dec 25,2010 1:11pm - bobnomaamrooney ""] the_reverend said: bobnomaamrooney said:My girlfriend pulled my dong for ChristmasI tried for that non-stop all night long. Hope it turned out better for you. FACTBOMB: Thanks to the Hoyer-Dodd Dickticulation Act of 2007 If you get a girl a cruise for Christmas she is obligated to give you daily hand and blowjobs for the next two calendar years. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 25,2010 1:23pm - the_reverend ""] Do you have to go on the cruise or can you sit at home and get e.coli? |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 25,2010 3:19pm - Sacreligion ""] 26" Flatscreen Socks Underwear that I will never use Darth Stewie pajama pants Candy Toiletries Various gift cards Excessive amount of guitar picks |
| _________________________________ [Dec 25,2010 3:25pm - GUYnli ""] Scrabble Clothes 114 old grand dad and rocks glasses Xbox points Muhammad Ali fight DVD Two baseball books |
| _______________________________________________ [Dec 25,2010 3:45pm - IllinoisEnemaBradness ""] IllInoisEnEmaBradNess said:Lord of the Rings book printed on flattened chemically treated tree undergrunts Nivea for MEN shower power pack a new electric skillet a new big deep skillet got my wife a new Nikon cool pic camera, which I've already gotten more use out of than her(yay me!) I'm downloading Zappa's Shut up and play yer Guitar as well |
| ______________________________ [Dec 25,2010 4:51pm - BSV ""] my family rules, they got me a bunch of vinyl from Hell's Headbangers and Ragnarok Records a shit ton of books 320 gb hard drive skullcandy hesh fancy beer fancy chocolate fancy tea bass pro and guitar center gift cards |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 25,2010 5:23pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] $450 in cash (which is unfortunately going towards moving expenses most likely) $22 on scratch tickets $75 in Best Buy gift cards $10 iTines gift card New headphones Power Mat Scrabble Flash Slippers Guitar headstock coat hangers Digital Coin Counter The Office 2011 calendar Inception Blu-Ray Evil Dead Blu-Ray Various personal hygeine products Various car care products Lindt Chocolates |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 25,2010 5:47pm - MillenialKingdom ""] Batman t-shirt Comforter set Sheets set Candy South Park season 13 New England Patriots poster Superman ring Airsoft pistol Paintball gun Michael Jackson's This Is It DVD Hot sauce set Superman car decals Patriots slippers Bathrobe Boston Red Sox salt/pepper shakers |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 25,2010 6:11pm - a jolly arillius ""] I got coal :( |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 25,2010 7:56pm - Valkyriescreams ""] Got a Buck knife from my pops, a spring loaded knife from my bro, new sleeping bag, a portable camping stove, hair drier, dock and wireless speakers for my phone, pretty blue scarf, a couple gift cards and a bunch of smelly girly stuff from ma dukes. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 25,2010 8:21pm - bloblovesmusic ""] a%20jolly%20arillius said:I got chapstick :( |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 25,2010 11:09pm - josh_hates_you ""] $100 in gift certs to guitar center. i will put it towards a hard case for my cymbals. that is all. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 25,2010 11:45pm - boogermonster ""] a nintendo ds final fantasy 4 remake ds new super mario bros. wii diablo 2 battle chest tales from the crypt dvds a new video card darth vader pj pants 100 bux sweet fuckin shirts drunk toiletries and my dumb sister broke her ankle |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 26,2010 12:05am - joeyumbrella ""] bathrobe teapot pearl handled straight razor fin. suicide progression kit |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 26,2010 12:16am - Woah!_Shut_It_Down! ""] If self gotten gifts count, this is the list thus far Goatsnake - 1&Dog Years Misery Index - OverThrow Burial - Enlightened With Pain A little adorable Burnswood amp Red Pink Floyd shirt - The Wall from girlfriend AC/DC - TNT shirt from girlfriend's gramma Agathocles - Keep Mincing Shirt Carcass shirt with some guy reeking of putrefaction Sepultura - Bestial Devastation shirt Dying Fetus - Orgy Of The Sick shirt Early Graves - Guillotine shirt Some random sex related cards from my girlfriend. Two say "NO BUTSECKS" and one sais "OK 1 Butsecks", which even she doesn't know what the hell it means since they were made while she was high. But I digress... Two pairs of pants from mum Currently waiting on a shitload more shirts. Magrudergrind approves of this holiday. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 26,2010 12:18am - Analnymous ""] I got too many grills a charbroil gas a kenmore gas a charbroil charcoal a charbroil charcoal smoker a nameless charcoal in heavily used condition and a george forman Oh and a gift card to Amazing.net |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 26,2010 12:00pm - Elihhcb ""] Bout to be grillin up a porn storm |
| ____________________________________________ [Dec 26,2010 12:17pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] guitar strings and picks beer stein set some type of shamwow thing new daily planner cash money bottle opener cookies |
| ______________________________ [Dec 27,2010 12:17pm - pam ""] kindle book sweet socks clothes gift cards true blood mug pride and prejudice and zombies calendar new wallet fancy ice scraper that broke immediately a bag of tools razors, shaving cream, toothpaste & chapstick to last 6 months (yay mom!) two distracted, happy, occupied children to last maybe 2 more days. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 27,2010 1:02pm - Alx_Casket ""] hiking boots fancy work shoes beer calendar beer & wine chocolate $25 gift card to legal seafood (good for one bowl of soup prolly) obligatory sweater tickets to oregon to go ride horses and hunt agallochs |
| _____________________________ [Dec 27,2010 4:17pm - HTR ""] bennyhillifier Love it. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 27,2010 4:21pm - the_reverend ""] pam said:kindle two distracted, happy, occupied children to last maybe 2 more days. Will you enjoy the kindl as much as a real book? I know you read a ton. If the kids are distracted, you are just going to end up making more kids. |