best movie quotes/moments of all time[views:15281][posts:74]__________________________________ [Jun 23,2008 5:45pm - powerkok ""] "I don't think it's nice, you laughin'. You see, my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughin' at him. Now if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it." -Fistful of Dollars "You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize"-Resevior Dogs "It came with the frame"-The Burbs |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 23,2008 5:46pm - craigforacurse ""] "That John Denver's fulla shit, man." |
| ________________________________ [Jun 23,2008 5:48pm - Mike_K ""] "Boris? As in Boris the bullet dodger?" "Why do they call him that?" "Because he dodges bullets, Avi!" |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 23,2008 6:58pm - My_dying_bride ""] this is movie magic. period. bennyhillifier all one take. best. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 24,2008 8:43am - aaron_michael ""] ThirdKnuckle said:Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, chief. It was comin' back, from the island of Tinian Delady, just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in twelve minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about a half an hour. Tiger. Thirteen footer. You know, you know that when you're in the water, chief? You tell by lookin' from the dorsal to the tail. Well, we didn't know. \'Cause our bomb mission had been so secret, no distress signal had been sent. Huh huh. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, chief. The sharks come cruisin'. So we formed ourselves into tight groups. You know it's... kinda like \'ol squares in battle like a, you see on a calendar, like the battle of Waterloo. And the idea was, the shark would go for nearest man and then he'd start poundin' and hollerin' and screamin' and sometimes the shark would go away. Sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that shark, he looks right into you. Right into your eyes. You know the thing about a shark, he's got...lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'. Until he bites ya and those black eyes roll over white. And then, ah then you hear that terrible high pitch screamin' and the ocean turns red and spite of all the poundin' and the hollerin' they all come in and rip you to pieces. Y'know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men! I don't know how many sharks, maybe a thousand! I don't know how many men, they averaged six an hour. On Thursday mornin' chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player, boson's mate. I thought he was asleep, reached over to wake him up. Bobbed up and down in the water, just like a kinda top. Up ended. Well... he'd been bitten in half below the waist. Noon the fifth day, Mr. Hooper, a Lockheed Ventura saw us, he swung in low and he saw us. He'd a young pilot, a lot younger than Mr. Hooper, anyway he saw us and come in low. And three hours later a big fat PBY comes down and start to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened? Waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went in the water, three hundred and sixteen men come out, the sharks ttook the rest, June the 29, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb. fuck, what was this from? Jaws? my personal favorite: "I've never seen so many dead hookers in all my life!" "Lord knows I have..." |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 24,2008 9:28am - DestroyYouAlot ""] joeycobra said:"Game Over Man, Game Over!" or pretty much anything Hudson says in Aliens Oh my fuck yes. Only one quote needs mentioning in this thread, though: [img] "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum..." |
| _________________________________ [Jun 24,2008 11:17am - xmikex ""] "Very good.... but brick no hit back!" |
| _________________________________ [Jun 24,2008 11:22am - xmikex ""] *Ahem* - You know it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. - Why's that? - Cuz you could melt alll this stuff. *swoon* |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 24,2008 11:51am - brad weymouth ""] it's so good when it hits your lips, it's so good! |
| _________________________________ [Jun 24,2008 11:54am - Hep-C ""] -Why'dya do it? Why'dya shoot Cyris? -CAUSE I LIKE DOIN THINGS LIKE THAT!!! |
| ____________________________________________ [Jun 24,2008 11:58am - FuckIsMySignature ""] "First you wanna kill me. now you wanna kiss me... *spits out cherry pit*... BLOW." |
| _______________________________ [Jun 24,2008 12:51pm - Yeti ""] "SOMEONE'S IN MY FRUIT CELLAR! SOMEONE WITH A FRESH SOUL!" |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 24,2008 4:40pm - SacreligionNLI ""] "Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh? " "Oh, it looks good on you though." |
| ________________________________ [Jun 24,2008 5:32pm - tylor ""] sully, remember when i said i'd kill you last? ... i lied. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 24,2008 7:08pm - powerkok ""] xmikex said:*Ahem* - You know it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. - Why's that? - Cuz you could melt alll this stuff. *swoon* Great scene, but typo = post fail!! Cuz youre so hot, you could melt alll this stuff. |
| _______________________________ [Jun 25,2008 10:40am - Yeti ""] "where we're going you don't need eyes to see" |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 25,2008 11:02am - This_Is_Heresy ""] Yeti said:"SOMEONE'S IN MY FRUIT CELLAR! SOMEONE WITH A FRESH SOUL!" "I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul!" "Swallow This" :gun:*BOOM*:gun: |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 25,2008 2:18pm - SkinSandwich ""] [img] FUCKIN A, BIGGEST PIECE OF MEAT IN THE CAVE!!!! I DON'T WANT TO EXCITE THE LADY THOUGH, NOT WITH HER BOYFRIEND AROUND!!! |
| ______________________________ [Jun 25,2008 3:33pm - Yeti ""] BANG! YOU'RE DEAD! |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 25,2008 6:30pm - My_Dying_Bride ""] 8 o'clock?....9 o'clock?... Downstairs? |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 25,2008 6:31pm - SacreligionNLI ""] I was just about to say...8 O'CLOCK! You are a legitimate phenomenon. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 25,2008 10:29pm - tylor ""] WE LANDED ON THE MOON! |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 25,2008 10:37pm - DaveFromTheGrave ""] My_dying_bride said:this is movie magic. period. bennyhillifier all one take. best. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA x INFINITY |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 25,2008 10:39pm - DaveFromTheGrave ""] tylor said:WE LANDED ON THE MOON! hahaha, "Oh here's her name on the breifcase, Samsonite!" |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 26,2008 11:53am - demondave ""] "I haven't been fucked like that since grade school" |