attn Jon "the penguin" from graveside[views:10156][posts:74]________________________________ [Feb 3,2011 2:04am - JETHRO ""] Mmmmmm... Fried pig pussy! Once you eat one of these pig pussy pork rinds, you'll never eat another.. human pussy again. But FUCK human pussy! I fuck dead pigs. You'll read all about it in heartburn how I fuck them dead pigs before I turn em into pork rinds! I couldn't get no twat from serenity back then. She only wanted dildos in her pussy twat. Big phony bologna dicks. But now she wants this real cock. Come here serenity lets show these assholes how we fuck. Lets show these assholes how we fuck. My sweet sweet serenity. Fuck an umbilical cord out of your phony asshole, and I'll hang a pig with it, while I impregnate you with my 80 year old pork rind dick. You'll give birth to a dead pig and we'll cut him into pork rinds. All in pork rinds of god. In a land that speaks only with its eyes. No language, no dildos, no fucking laws! Where the whores can't sell their pussy. Or use their twats to gold dig. A land where us warriors run free with our big dicks out, and our fucking hair wild. Eat pork rinds, eat dead pigs. Eat pork rinds, eat dead pigs. Eat pork rinds, eat dead pigs. Salt their dead skin and put em in plastic bags. Fuck you, you fucking, farting robots. Suck my dead pig. Suck my dead pig! |
| _________________________________ [Feb 3,2011 2:04am - PENGUIN ""] Thou hast broken mine heart of hearts. Is this the end of our shitty band? |
| ______________________________________________ [Feb 3,2011 2:07am - Ronaldo de graveside ""] Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say ANYTHING else - ONE word - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the Master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this Fear Engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming -as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of NOTHING will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark world will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 3,2011 2:08am - WhiffItGood ""] all these posts are so obviously from the same guy |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 3,2011 2:08am - aril's toilet ""] ITT: Trolls trolling trolls |
| ______________________________________________ [Feb 3,2011 2:08am - Ronaldo de graveside ""] Yes it is. Yes it is... |
| _____________________________________________________ [Feb 3,2011 2:09am - IT'S JUST COMMON SENSE PEOPLE ""] NOBODY SHOULD NEED A MACHINE TO DO SOMETHING SO EASY OMG WHO THE FUCK IS SO LAZY THAT THEY CAN'T COOK THEIR OWN RICE RICE COOKERS DON'T SAVE YOU ANY TIME, FAG. YOU JUST WASTED YOUR GODDAMN MONEY. NOBODY SHOULD NEED A MACHINE TO DO SOMETHING SO EASY. - OMG WHO THE FUCK IS SO LAZY THAT THEY CAN'T POP THEIR OWN POPCORN POPCORN POPPERS DON'T SAVE YOU ANY TIME, FAG. YOU JUST WASTED YOUR GODDAMN MONEY. NOBODY SHOULD NEED A MACHINE TO DO SOMETHING SO EASY. - OMG WHO THE FUCK IS SO LAZY THAT THEY CAN'T BOIL THEIR OWN PASTA PASTA COOKERS DON'T SAVE YOU ANY TIME, FAG. YOU JUST WASTED YOUR GODDAMN MONEY. NOBODY SHOULD NEED A MACHINE TO DO SOMETHING SO EASY. - OMG WHO THE FUCK IS SO LAZY THAT THEY CAN'T SEPARATE THEIR OWN EGGS EGG SEPARATORS DON'T SAVE YOU ANY TIME, FAG. YOU JUST WASTED YOUR GODDAMN MONEY. NOBODY SHOULD NEED A MACHINE TO DO SOMETHING SO EASY. - OMG WHO THE FUCK IS SO LAZY THAT THEY CAN'T MILL THEIR OWN GRAIN GRAIN MILLERS DON'T SAVE YOU ANY TIME, FAG. YOU JUST WASTED YOUR GODDAMN MONEY. NOBODY SHOULD NEED A MACHINE TO DO SOMETHING SO EASY. - OMG WHO THE FUCK IS SO LAZY THAT THEY CAN'T PULL THEIR OWN NOODLES PASTA ROLLERS DON'T SAVE YOU ANY TIME, FAG. YOU JUST WASTED YOUR GODDAMN MONEY. NOBODY SHOULD NEED A MACHINE TO DO SOMETHING SO EASY. |
| ______________________________________________ [Feb 3,2011 2:10am - Ronaldo de graveside ""] No, its the end of your shitty mouth. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 3,2011 2:11am - aril‘s toilet ""] One troll to rule them all |
| _________________________________ [Feb 3,2011 2:17am - PENGUIN ""] Ronaldo%20de%20graveside said:No, its the end of your shitty mouth. You love my shitty mouth after I shove my tongue deep in your rectum and then thrust your hard cock deep in my shitty mouth. XOXOXOXOXO Jon the penguin |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 3,2011 2:20am - loli haet pizza ""] Ronaldo%20de%20graveside said:No, its the end of your shitty mouth. [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 3,2011 2:30am - WhiffItGood ""] graveside unrequited love triangle happening all from one person with several names? |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 3,2011 2:31am - WhiffItGood ""] yawn |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 3,2011 2:33am - arilliusbm ""] aril‘s%20toilet said:One troll to rule them all lol'd. just finished a late night dump without realizing my toilet posted earlier in the night. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 3,2011 2:35am - arilliusbm ""] Creative Writing College Course A++ |
| _________________________________ [Feb 3,2011 2:44am - PENGUIN ""] WhiffItGood said:graveside unrequited love triangle happening all from one person with several names? Thou hast mistaken my trolling with that of another. I am but one man and Ron is another. Truth be told. |
| ______________________________________________ [Feb 3,2011 2:45am - Ronaldo de graveside ""] Jim what did you think of the WATER cd I gave you? |
| _________________________________ [Feb 3,2011 2:54am - PENGUIN ""] My darling Ron, I have the itch for a bitch. All this time you spend online when you should wine and dine the sweetheart you decline. I'm horny. And you bore me. I bid you adieu and my sweaty asshole too. Keep fighting in chinatown. I will be just down the street having a special treat with an oh so special happy ending. My love, I need dick in my puckered little chocolate starfish. Your impotent little hairy knob won't deliver. I shall search for a homo erectus whose nude form looks less like a frigid sasquatch. Go fuck yourself. Find another sucky fake black metal band. No more man chowder on your ass carpet. No more pretentious shit music. I'm posting pics of my dick on craigslist and Ima git fucked right tonight!!!!! In tumultuous admiration, Your special butt buddy, THE PENGUIN XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO |
| ______________________________________________ [Feb 3,2011 8:02am - IllinoisEnemaBradness ""] i gotta go to work, can someone condense this thread into a haiku? |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 3,2011 9:29am - STLUCIFUREVA ""] for the record : #1 this is possible the gayest stuff I've ever read #2 I like Ron , but nearly as much as someone here thinks #3 GraveSideService will never go away ...ever .it will plague you all until the end of time . with 4 cd releases by summer there will be no escape . |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 3,2011 9:58am - NuclearWinter ""] IllinoisEnemaBradness said:i gotta go to work, can someone condense this thread into a haiku? Dur dur dur dur dur Dur dur dur dur dur dur dur George Zimmer's bulger |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 3,2011 11:14am - largefreakatzero ""] George Zimmer troll is still my favorite. |
| _____________________________ [Feb 3,2011 1:03pm - Yeti ""] it's strange Major, there was a firefight. they were shooting in all directions. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 3,2011 1:06pm - arilliusbm ""] Ronaldo%20de%20graveside said:Jim what did you think of the WATER cd I gave you? i like it.. good stuff. it's in my car. thanks man! |
| ______________________________________________ [Feb 7,2011 8:52pm - Zimmer's long lost son ""] GEORGE%20ZIMMER said:[img] [img] |